/ck/ - Food & Cooking

put it in your butt

>>6441491
whichever way you prefer

>>6441491
you already posted the best way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

>>6441516
/thread

>>6441491
I don't know much about hot dogs, but what you posted looks good enough for me.

mustard and kraut, maybe minced onion

Anything with a natural casing, after that who gives a shit.

>>6441491
Bun, sausage, ketchup, mustard and grated cheddar. Your hotdog looks like a fucking burger OP.

What's with all the hotdog posting lately? Were they just recently announced as the next meme superfood?

How does Chicago manage to do everything so wrongly?

1: Ketchup, mustard, relish, onions. Use fancy types of mustard and relish for variety.

2: Mustard, chili, nacho cheese, onions.

>>6441491
Without a salad on top

>>6441491
im from germany, the only correct way to eat a hot dog is with sauerkraut on it
it's the only way we eat them

>>6441585
Fuck off we invented the hot dog...

>>6441585

Kill yourself.

>>6441491
Chicago style is pretty fucking tasty.
Sauerkraut with mustard and/or grilled/sauteed onions is also top tier. Potato buns are a plus for this.
I'm also partial to ketchup, onions, sriracha, and Japanese mayo.
On that note, Japanese mayo with bonito flakes and katsu sauce is delicious, especially on a pork sausage.
I've also been known to top hotdogs with things like bbq sauce, salsa, grilled pineapple, finely chopped mango, guacamole, avocado, bacon, pickled daikon + carrot, various cheeses, schinkenspeck and many more things.

There's really no wrong way to top a hotdog, whatever you like.

But if you prepare it any way but grilling, you're fucking up.

If you need more shit than hot dog/bun, kill yourself and eat a salad, you fuck

>>6441913
is this a meme?

>>6441491

Hod dog buns (and americ bread in general) is disgusting.

Why the fuck is it so sweet ? Bread is not supposed to be that sweet.

take bun
throw in trash can
take hot dog
is it friday?
if so
eat it
or not

>>6441491
Step 1: remove hotdog
Step 2: replace bratwurst or polish
Step 3: add mustard, onions, and/or sauerkraut
Step 4: consume

>>6441491

>pickle spear

HAHAHAHAHAHH

Who the fuck calls a slice of pickle a "spear"

Also

>whole hot peppers thrown on there like a faggot and not evenly spread throughout
>sliced tomatoes
>green relish

Shit hot dog

>>6441491
>>6441491
>>6441491
How do you eat a hot dog without the toppings falling off? I don't have a huge mouth so I can't just shove the entire thing in there at once, I actually have to eat it in bites.

Mustard. That's it.

>>6442011
Hold it horizontally you autist

>>6442016
How the fuck else would I hold it you retard? That doesn't stop toppings from falling off of it.

>>6442016
I don't want to look gay though

1. get a non shitty sausage (america disqualified)
2. acceptable condiments: ketchup, mustard, remoulade, onions, pickles
3. enjoy with a bottle of chocolate milk

>>6442016
...this is genius.

>>6441491
with kimchi and gochujang

>>6442016
That woman is really mad at her hot dog.

>"GOD DAMN I HATE YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHY AREN'T YOU EATEN YET"

>>6441491
Cook hot dog, eat hot dog.

>>6442025
It's sad that this is really all that Rochester has to offer.

Needs more shit on it OP, I can still see the hotdog.

>>6441761
>putting a sausage on bread
congratulations

>>6442025
reminds me of going to the toilet when i had gastroenteritis a few weeks ago

>>6441491
With mayo and catsup, duh.

>Bun
>Frankfurt
>Ketchup
>Mustard
Why do you Americans make such a big deal over such a shit meal? it's fucking bread and sausage, and you complain when people laugh at your "cuisine" I'l eat my hotdog however i wan't because it's trashy cheap food that has no "right" or "better" way of making it.

>>6441491

Chicago dog is the best.

You know what Chicagoans have wrong though? Pizza. No one has ever simultaneously felt like Pizza and Bundt Cake outside of Chicago.

>>6442165
ever been to Europe, home of the hot dog ?

fries, fried onion, fried egg (whole)

>>6441581
>mfw people actually out ketchup on their hot dogs

U might as well put it up ur ass

GERMANY
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>implying Danish hotdogs arent the GOAT

My personal favorite is a slaw dog. A decent quality dog like Nathan's or Hebrew National topped with mustard, chili with creamy coleslaw on top. Messy as fuck but delicious.

>bun
>cheese on side of the inside of bun
>hotdog
>mustard
>ketchup
>relish
>throw into blender for 2 minutes until pureed
>drink
>realize you've been single for the past 7 years
>crawl into corner
>cry
>lie down and die

>ctrl f jalapenos
>0 results
All of you get the fuck out

>>6441585
pizza's shit but those hot dogs are pretty good.

>>6442002
>Who the fuck calls a slice of pickle a "spear"

Because it's not a slice, it's a spear.

Meat tube goes in bread tube. If gouda, add gouda. Consume with soda.

>>6441491
Are hot dogs just an extremely inconvenient version of a regular sandwich? Eating a jam packed hot dog like that always ends in a mess. Slicing the sausage up and making the same hot dog in a classic sandwich just seems a lot smarter.

>>6442002
>Who the fuck calls a slice of pickle a "spear"
People who live in civillised nations anon.
Google could be your friend.

>>6442847
>quality hot dog
>hebrew national
>quality

>>6441491
However you like.

I like Chicago style dogs like the one you've posted, but I hold the tomato. Besides that it's very good.

The only way I can stomach and actually enjoy the thing is Texas style. Toasted bun, dog (beef is highly preffered) and flame grilled, thick chili no beans and made with ground beef, yellow mustard, chopped onion, pickled jalapeno slices and covered in shredded melted medium yellow cheddar cheese. Cilantro and Tabasco sauce is certainly welcome.It will unleash the heartburn of 1000 fiery suns and make you belch and fart so hard you'll have to repaint your walls and replace the toilet. But oh God its totally worth it. I can't think of another good way to eat it. I tried Chicago style and it was meh, I'd rather just eat a turkey sandwich if we're adding that many toppings. Tried the New York saurkraete style, meh. Tried it plain with just mustard and ketchup, relish and chopped onion, meh. Take me out to the shitty little league ball game.

On that note I do go to a pretentious hipster hotdog place that makes the sausages fresh with wierd types of wild game, puts them on pretzel buns and tops them with random weird shit like tahini sauce and avocado. As much as I want to hate they taste really good.

>>6441491
Put a hot dog in a bun. Put an egg (scrambled or fried) on top. Eat that fucker.

>>6441960
:O

>>6441491
On a cubana torts from a shady Mexican reastraunt in the back of a market next door to a laundromat

A1 sauce and raw white onions.

>>6442002
>not lining the entire length of the bun with whole peppers
>not leaving out the hot dog
>and the bun

>>6442847
>>6443570

>>6441491
>yellow mustard

>>6441509
>tfw thats my fetish

>>6442063
This may be one of the funniest things I've seen on /ck/ in a while.

microwave.
in bun with condiments of choice.

to have a brat instead, like an adult

>>6441491

Definitely not like that.

PB&J on a hotdog is delicious. Try it, I swear.

>>6443840
>being this new

1. get hotdog
2. wrap in paper towel
3. nuke until it's crunchy

poppy seed buns are literally a meme food

>>6441491
i believe you already know this one, op

Mit Kartoffelsalat.

>>6442002
Spears mean it's quartered, not sliced.

>>6444169
Nein, nur mit brot und senf.

Up your ass

1: chili cheese with beans

2: mustard sweet pickled cucumber onion relish

3: homemade baked beans

4: mustard and shredded cheese

5: just mustard

9001: coney sauce

90001: ketchup

>>6441491
Adding shit to a hot dog is like adding shit to a great original pizza. Fuck your chicken, fuck your pepperonni and fuck your shitty shrooms.

>>6441761

no you didn't

>>6444425
So you're idea of the perfect pizza is cheese. What are you? Seven?

Mustard, Chili (No Beans), Onion, Cheese (Optional)

With barbecue sauce.

>>6441491
However the hell you want. Who gets picky over cow anuses and pig eyeballs?

>>6444480
Me again...
I'm so biased towards this recipe for hot dogs that I've never even considered Chicago style. That and I live in the South. In all honesty, is Chicago style really the bomb shit or does all that extra stuff just ruin it? I need an opinion of someone who isn't biased like myself. Someone who's tried it similar to my way and Chicago style. Also, what is the percentage of nigger to white in Chicago? In Georgia, it's TOO FUCKING MANY %

>>6444169
bless you

>>6442165
Only stupid people that don't live in Chicago think Chicagoans eat deep dish. Most pizza is thin crust and cut into squares.

>>6442054
Well outside of Rochester, we have pretty good pizza. Especially white pizza from places like Kronys.

anyone here actually from chicago?

gene n judes makes the chi dogs. grab one of those with a cherry coke and hot tamale and im good to go

Anyone just eat their hot dogs like this?

>>6441491
There is no best way. That's like picking the best work of art in the louvre. I'll list few of my favorites though.

> The 3 Alarm
Grilled onions, banana peppers, and jalapenoe a, with light mustard and shredded pepper jack cheese
>The Ballpark Gormet
Bread'n'Butter relish, diced onions, heavy deli mustard
>The Molasses Monster
Dill relish, ketchup

>>6441603
Mustard on a chili dog?
Brown or yellow?

>>6445133
Yes but no cum for me please

anyone have a chilean style dog before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR_LncmNH5U

>>6441761
Nope Europeans invented it

>>6441491
You don't. You eat superior polish sausage instead.

>>6441761
No that was saint louis
>stealing saint louis style pizza
>now stealing hot dogs
fuck off

>>6441761
GUYS, someone who LIVED WHERE I LIVED invented SOMETHING, so that means IT WAS US, WE, AS A GROUP, A PEOPLE, A WHOLE, INVENTED THIS ITEM. And honestly, if someone else thinks they made it, NOPE, FUCK OFF, you stole it FROM US, THE PEOPLE WHO are credited for SUCH AN ITEM.

>>6442022
The chocolate milk with it sounds disgusting. I can just imagine taking a bite of your hotdog combo, then sipping my beverage and tasting thick sweet milk. Theres no way id be able to have them together without cleaning my pallet before each sip/bite transfer

>>6445558
>doesn't know that /ck/ knows what a completo is

>>6442160
Florida friend here, we don't have alot of "specialty" -American- food here like hotdogs, burgers, etc., and for the most part if you eat it with meat, bread, and 1-3 condiments, its basically a quick, cheap, and easy meal. Not sure why its such a big deal over a dog, because its almost trash food here

>>6443570

What's wrong with the jewdogs?

>>6443076
Chicago pizza is the best pizza. The dogs are great, but it's a dog...just no ketchup.

>>6441957

Because the Amerilards put insane amounts of sugar in literally everything.

Mexican style.

>>6441491
I always like having giant wieners in my buns, and I always prefer shitloads of raw onions and lovely hot british mustard.

>>6441491
who else Seattle dog here?

Chili, grilled onion, the dog itself either grilled or fried

I like to keep it simple.

Onions, gherkin, sausage butty sauce and mustard (Colmans, not that weak shite that the colonials call mustard)

>>6448939

>I always like having giant weiners in my buns

I laughed and yes i know i'm 5.

Ketchup

>>6449736
GLOBUS
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No better way to spend 1 Euro.

>>6441913
Mustard is a must.

>>6449698

Austin has a couple decent joints, if you're willing to go to their shitty downtown.

>>6449764
This.

'murrican hot dogs are ass. Eat some proper german bratwurst, faggots.

>>6449810
>I've had a dog built with terrible supermarket grade fixings
>I'm an absolute expert
Nigger, please.

>>6441491
>what is the proper way to prepare and eat a hot dog?
Any damned way you want to.

mustard

>>6441491
The proper way to prepare any "Heat, Decorate and Serve" food, as opposed to food you actually have to cook which may have health concerns, is "How you like it".

Put the hot dogs and buns in a pre-heated electric crock-pot til warmed through. Add condiments. Stuff into face. Repeat as required.

>>6450619
Buying a hot dog instead of a brat or one of plenty of other readily available sausages in america is like buying Kraft cheese.

>>6441491

>>6452125
Buying a Brat in the United States is buying an overly pretentious hotdog.

>Now! With MORE Corn Syrup and flavour enhancers!

Let the fatting begin!

The best way is to grill the bun and the hot dog (beef hopefully) and then put the hot dog in the bun and add some ketchup and eat it. Have some pickles if you must. Fuck Chicago and their nazi rules.

>>6441491
That hotdog has so much unnecessary crap

Don't eat hotdogs, they're bad for you.

>>6452513

>>6445512
We use yellow 'round here. Sounds like shit, but goes really well with the rest.

>>6441603
>chicago pizza
>bad
lol I hope you are joking

>>6441491
No order, but there's basically two ways.

1. Ketchup and mustard
2. Chili cheese coney with mustard and onions only

>>6449720
colmans is shit

"english mustard" is shit generally

don't be a macho dickhead subjecting yourself to this

it's inedible

>>6452513
>>6452516
Those look incredible.

a good chili dog is my personal favorite, with fries or chips on the side to eat with the chili that falls out

>>6449698
At first glance, that looked disgusting, but then I saw a hot dog covered in grilled onions. That is amazing.

>>6449698
>meme dog

>>6441491
That way

>>6453026
>I'm a meme poster

>>6443076
>pizza's shit
TAKE THAT BACK

>>6445133
Get out

>>6445133
Four year olds, for the most part

>>6453042
>>6453067
fancy sophisticated gourmand

Its a fucking hotdog.

ketchup all day. Maybe some onion on there. Maybe cooked in hot sauce.

>>6453067
>Four year olds, for the most part
well that can be said regardless of how you eat your hot dogs

Hot dog, tomato sauce, corn, peas, parmesan cheese.

mustard and ketchup if you're a big baby

t. brazilian

>>6441491
put tomato sauce on it

>Make it a kielbasa
>Grill it
>Serve in a giant bun
>Add sauteed peppers, onions, and mushrooms
>Smear on some spicy mustard

There ya go, enjoy./

op depicts the correct way: char grilled

steamed dogs lick dick

>>6442002
your an elitist asshole, i'd eat that hot dog. looks good.

>>6441491
There is no proper way, it's a hot dog.
I like Manwich, diced pickle, and Tabasco sauce.