/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6441621
I don't get it either. Ketchup isn't great, but I can't imagine what kind of insecure asshat one has to be to get upset about other people using ketchup.

That said, the sign is obviously in jest.

>>6441635
>no ketchup
>has tomato slices

>>6441639
>ketchup and tomato slices have similar flavor

>>6441646
>10
How many smug anime faces do you have?

>>6441637
Yea... it's not a joke.

>>6441650
>never ever
heh

>>6441655
http://www.travelchannel.com/shows/the-layover/video/don-t-ask-for-ketchup
Oh and if you want to see the sign it's in this video.
I do like the if you are on your phone we won't take your order sign as well.

>>6441649
Enough.

>>6441637

you've never been to chicago, it's not a joke

I'd think it was douchey if I didn't think ketchup was disgusting

actually I guess I still agree that it's retarded and douchey but fuck ketchup 420 smoke mustard everyday

>>6441637
Ketchup covers up the taste of the actual food you're eating.

>>6441679
Considering what's in the average hot dog, that's a step up.

Not all hotdogs are made from leftover meat.

>>6441679
I like the taste of ketchup with fries. Fries are a great vehicle for that flavor. I would only put it on a shitty Bar-S hotdog though.

I think the people complaining about "no ketchup" are way worse than the pretentious "no ketchup" people. How deep does this rabbit hole go?

>>6441696
It goes deeper than you want to know.

>>6441705
Weird the converter cut that one short.

>>6441705
>unattractive girl
>This is just kinda weird
>i-is that a urinal?
what kind of weird fetish is this?

>>6441719
now I feel really dumb cuz thats a door

>>6441719
I don't think you want to go down this hole sempi.

>>6441722
I really don't think I do either. . .

>>6441719

>>6441724
Why, do you hate fun?

THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT HOTDOGS
RWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6441621
>Chicago pretending to have taste

>>6441728
if this is fun. I don't want anything to do with it.

>>6441728
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>>6441705
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Pixyteri
For the history
Well I'm done bumping with WebM as i'm realizing my converter was basicly cutting all videos at 30s rather than their full lengths.
Feel free to go nuts.
https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/78927.html
For the current events, she literally has a 4chan clone board named after her. Embrace the fun.

>>6441722
I kind of do...

>>6441735
Oh and apparently someone is going to try to take pictures of her at work this weekend.
It will be fun, I promise.
Join us
Join us
Join us

>>6441741
Not being allowed to put ketchup on it makes me want to put ketchup on it even more.

>>6441735
>>6441741
I also think I accidentally killed my thread by posting things that are more interesting than the OP. In a train wreck sort of way.

>>6441635
>>6441669
>stock chicago style hotdogs

Brown sauce > Tomato sauce

>>6441776
u wot m8?

>>6441705
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>>6441722
WHY IS PT ON CK

THIS AINT CGL

>>6441810
you click 2 then double clicked another, why not go the distance and highlight all of the pt posts?

>>6441816
My guess is his body started shutting down.

>>6441776
What the fuck is brown sauce?

>>6441820
gravy

>Walk up to counter with paper.
>Order a few hotdogs at a time for each person on the list.
>Guy makes it as you order.
>After like 20 hotdogs, order a few with "just ketchup and mustard".
>"KETCHUP?! FHIOEDHTOEHTRFJKSOFJ!"
>"Oh, sorry. Guess I'll try another place."
>Leave without buying anything.

When you sell a food that's very popular in your area you can't just start banning condiments because there's this thing called "competition".

>>6441776
can't we all just get along

>>6441776
Brown sauce is a tomato sauce.

>>6441621
The whole, "no ketchup on a hot dog" is complete bull shit... that is for tourists.... OP's pick is from ohare airport.. you go anywhere else in Chicago and ask for ketchup, excluding gene and judes, they will give you a packet

>>6441621

Chicago is in many ways it's own little microcosm of culinary weirdness that flies in the face of many food conventions (Chicago style pizza, Chicago style hotdogs).

These odd food habits are irrationally looked down upon for being different by the rest of the country, leading Chicago to be irrationally bitchy, defensive, and elitist about them.

Whereas a rational person is capable of perceiving that both ways of doing things are delicious in their own ways, and will enjoy both from time to time.

https://youtu.be/oEV8Bu3ETjU?t=4m59s

>>6441833
This is a good post. I like you.

I'll let them ban condiments once the meat attains a level of quality that I don't need ketchup to mask the taste of.

>>6441904
Are you saying you know better than the chef?

>>6441621
>no ketchup
>but we'll smother a hot dog in literally everything else in existence

>>6441904
>>6441909
>My friends and I recently visited The Playground restaurant in Santa Ana, California. I was met with resistance when I requested oranges with my drink. The manager explained they do not alter the menu in any way. I explained my intent was not to change the menu but to merely have an orange slice to accompany my drink. The manager said they would stand by their word and would not fulfill my request. He also said we could go to another restaurant if we liked. We decided to stay, and ordered some appetizers. A short time later, our table was approached by a gentleman wearing a chef's uniform. The gentleman angrily slammed his hands on the table and stated "I'm the owner and I want you to leave". He then walked away from the table with no explanation. I have never experienced this type of unprofessionalism from a business owner nor would I expect this type of behavior in this situation. While I can respect their perspective on food, I cannot respect their approach to customer service.

So here is him on food beast, sorry about linking to food beast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oEmMV_nYHw

Literally no ketchup

>>6441833
it has nothing to do with food; that's just a byproduct

pretty much any large eastern city that isn't NYC is going to have a chip on their shoulder because they aren't NYC. it's basically younger sibling syndrome, but with cities

>>6441915
>twats reading garbage from other twats

I want those 3 minutes back.

Sometimes you just wanna be like Nikki Minaj and drown your $100 dollar steak in A-1 so you can't really taste why it costed $100 dollars in the first place. Is that really such a crime?

>>6441621
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>>6441669
>Walk in
>Order hot dog
>Take hot dog
>Remove ketchup bottle from your pocket
>Look them straight in the eye as you dump an entire bottle of ketchup all over their precious shitdog
>Stare at them as you shove that sloppy fucker in your mouth
>Drop the rest of that ketchup bomb right on the floor and walk out

Prissy little fucks. Why do Chicagoans try to pretend their awful food is something special? There's a reason you can only get "proper" Chicago hotdogs & Chicago "pizza" in Chicago, and it isn't because no one can reach your dizzying heights.

>>6441823
actually, if it's very popular that means you can serve a subgroup of the customers more safely. Hence why they're getting away with it.

Since when did elitism sell over being pleb?

>>6441820

>>6442053
edgy as FUCK

>>6441621
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>>6441650
>>6441669
>Americans trying to invent their own culture
holy shit, this is sad

>>6442132
Lel. "Ameicans" based off of one city in the states. Try not to get your kids stolen by gypsys eurocuck.

>>6441659
kek

>>6441621
I buy packets of ketchup and eat it in front of people whenever I'm in chicago, because let's be fucking honest, Chigaco dogs taste like fucking horse shit unless you search out of your way for a good one.

>>6441621
So what's the reasoning behind the no ketchup? Is it because they think ketchup overpowers the taste of the hot dog? What the fuck do they think, that they can taste the hot dog under all that mustard, jalapeños, and onions?

>we must preserve the taste of the meat
>no ketchup!!!
>let's cover it with everything else besides ketchup

That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. Plus, fuck poppy seeds. It's like eating sand.

>Ketchup is bad because it covers the taste of the hotdog
>Mustard, which has an even stronger flavor is perfectly fine

Why are people from Chicago retarded?

>>6442161
>So what's the reasoning behind the no ketchup?

You like a thing? Well guess what buddy, I don't like a thing. So, there.

>>6441725
>that tiny triangle of space between her thighs and her dress

Why does this turn me on so much?

>>6441833
>anything Chicago
>delicious

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

>>6441884
Back to reddit, faggotron.

>>6441915
Why is her underwear so loose?

American's are known for being inherently rude, loud and ignorant, you can always spot an American because you will hear them coming from miles away, usually talking about food.

You will see them quick as well, the average American is fat like the legit average is fat, and those who are above are super fat well... you won't see people as fat as Americans, they are barely even people. It is at the point now where fat Americans call other fat people not fat because of how skewed they are about being fucking disgusting wastes of space.

And then you see them talk about food? What does a country that has produced nothing to the culinary world have the right to talk about what is good for food? When there literal best aspects of cuisine are considered mere junk or fast alternatives in the first world? Its hilarious that they try and monitor what people put on trash. It's funny also that their literal pride is replicated far better, and more sophisticated in Europe such as sausage and pizza.

Go lose some weight and try and create food which doesn't involve slathering as many carbs and fats together until it tastes "SO AMAZINGGG AND GREAAAATTT GUYS"

>>6442211
someone here is mad

>>6442216
He may be mad, but he isn't wrong.

>>6441915
Not gonna lie, I'd have sex with her :(

>>6442234
Quite wrong actually. Where I live there are fat people yes, but they do not make up the majority of the population. We are fairly nice and are able to hold conversations without yelling. We do know how to make good food without drowning it in butter, carbs, and fat but everyone can enjoy a good burger in moderation I'm sure.

>>6442241
>they do not make up the majority of the population

I can't trust an american's understanding of what fat is.

>>6441621
Nevadafag here what's the big deal about not putting ketchup on a hotdog? It's one of the few things ketchup goes well with.

>>6442245
Fat is weight in proportion to height and BMI. I'm slightly overweight at 185 lbs and 5' 11" without much muscle since I tend not to exercise as much as I should, however someone with higher muscle mass than I would not be considered fat. Is that accurate enough for you?

>>6442245
>>6442241

It's really a regional thing. I live in a large coastal city where people walk everywhere and fat people mostly just live on the poor outskirts. People are for the most part fit. Maybe not jacked or shredded (unless they're fitness freaks), but reasonably proportioned.

But I see a lot of obese people when traveling. In the midwest, people are routinely overweight and sometimes obese. In the south, they take it to the next level. Overweight is "normal", obese is ok, and what I would consider normal is eating disorder tier.

My brother lives in the midwest and he complains that it's hard to find normal sized clothes because everything is sized for obese people. It's partly the fact that they're 15 years behind the times on style, so arm holes are 90s mode tents, and double pleats are still the default on the balloon pants. But it's also the fact that obesity is much more accepted and normal size clothes is considered "fat shaming". You have to go to a fairly high end store in the midwest if you want clothes for people who aren't hambeasts.

>>6442250
So you're on of the fatties where you live. Embarrassing.

>>6442255
>normal size clothes is considered "fat shaming"

Fucking america man.

>>6442257
Yes I'm slightly overweight and working to fix it by eating healthier and starting to work out more. Is there a problem with that?

>>6442053
This gave me a boner, especially if you do it at the weiners circle or some other place where nigger hitches are allowed to be rude to you. Would love to see them chimp out.

>>6442259
Keep doing what you gotta do, fattie.

>>6442262
EU so rude haha

>>6442265
Are you getting upset, ham master? Do you feel the need to stop being a butter baron more than ever now?

>>6442267
I just think it's funny that you think europe doesn't have obese people as well. UK is 4% behind us which isn't that much of a difference in terms of obesity rates.

>>6442261
You realize the entire business model of weiner circle is to give sheltered white kids an "exotic" experience interacting with black people in a relatively controlled setting? Which is fine, much better than getting jumped on the south side, but just so long as you are aware of what's going on.
>>6442053
Because as backwards as it is, Chicago is gastronomically advanced by midwest standards. They had macarons as "early" as 2011. You can now get stuff like Taiwanese gua bao and Mexican cemitas if you really hunt for them. You still can't get a decent glass of wine outside of most places, and maybe this will never happen, but it's a city that's hostile to what the local rustics consider "fancy" food which is why foreign street foods might get some traction but anyone trying to legitimately improve the food scene is destined to commit suicide out of sheer frustration at the abject barbarity of the locals and their shit taste.

inb4 maps guy dumps the folder again, and "you've never been here you dirty yuropoor"

>>6442273
Wow my man, how are you so sure what my thoughts are? Can you read my mind? And the UK is trash, doesn't count as a part of Europe.

>>6442278
Here you go buddy.
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/poorest-list/the-10-fattest-countries-in-2014/?view=all

>>6441884
GOLD FOR YOU GOOD SIR

>>6442278
I'm out, going to go exercise. Good conversation with ya

>>6441621
Zucco, a tiny French "diner" that used to be on Manhattan's Lower East Side had a strict "No Bud, no ketchup" policy. If you wanted something on your fries you could have Dijon mustard or mayo. No ketchup. Pic related.

>>6441756
Aren't grapes poisonous to foxes anyway?

>>6442277
What kind of person has never interacted with black people before? The kind that isn't into drugs, I guess.

>>6442374

>>6442374
>tfw I literally never met a black person in my entire life until I went to uni and started smoking ridiculous amounts of weed

>>6441621
>>6442343
This seems like a very American thing to do. The same way American bicycle enthusiasts will go bananas if you don't have the 'correct' equipment. I can't stand ketchup, but even worse, I can't stand 'holier than thou' rhetoric.

>>6442241

This is what you think but you are American, you may think that you can hold conversation at a good level but that is just your American view, you would probably still be considered loud

Also Americans as of lack of culture and being selfish due to your self centered society don't understand social cues so will often just start talking where a more cultured European will understand that talking is no appropriate.

Americans think that BMI 25-30 are not fat or just "big bones" "thick "curvy" "big guys" "large people", when really they are fat fucks, outside of your country people see a different level of fat. NEVER trust an American for an interpretation of what is fat, it is always about 20kg less than a normal person expects.

>American food that isn't just junk food

right I remember that show where a guy goes and eats the best American food all around the country, just stops off at different fast food joints lmao.


>>6442273
In Europe we have some countries close to your overweight %, but people in Europe have some degree of self control so don't get to above 100kg. You don't see superfat people in Europe you see them all the time in US. Yes there are fat people in Europe but they don't balloon to American sizes.

>Thread's about pretentious assholes
>Butthurt Europeans use it an as an excuse to cry about Americans

Do you fuckers have nothing else to do

>>6442456
You believe our entire society to be self centered and I think you are definitely wrong about that. There are plenty of people here who care about others and show it. Also to prove your first point wrong, we are having a fairly good conversation right now wouldn't you say? I also think that people with a BMI of 25-30 are fat, overweight, however you wish to put it. Everyone I know who is overweight to any degree knows that they are fat and either accepts that or don't care and the other are trying to lose weight. Most of my friends have an extremely low BMI to be quite honest and most of the fat people here are fat because of how much beer they drink, not because of what they eat. You also just described a single show out of the dozens that are out there. Did I cover all my bases?

>>6442452
>The same way American bicycle enthusiasts will go bananas if you don't have the 'correct' equipment.

Are we talking putting SRAM instead of Campagnolo on a Bianchi, or are we talking not dressing up in spandex for a 5 mile commute? Either way I think you're not really sure what you're talking about.

>>6442452
>This seems like a very American thing to do.
The guy who came up the "no Bud, no ketchup" sign was French. Admittedly he was reacting to NYC expectations of a "diner", so while he was absolute in his policy you really couldn't tell how tongue in cheek it might have been. And he's dead now, so we'll never know.

It was a good place, though. Being to get a decent bistro meal for prices somewhere between a diner and a bistro, served to you by a French guy who used to run a boxing magazine in Paris. And the wine he sold in little half-glasses was good, and also aggressively priced. It was sad when we lost him. Dude dropped dead of a massive heart attack while opening his restaurant on Valentine's Day. But he sure as fuck was not American.

>>6442481
>tfw my Italian friend gave me a hard time about my SRAM components

>hate ketchup
>dowse the thing in celery salt
Disgust.

>>6442452
>The same way American bicycle enthusiasts will go bananas if you don't have the 'correct' equipment

Lol. if you think that's bad, try going hunting with some Brits or Germans. God, even the tiniest details of the clothing you are supposed to wear is set by some silly standard...

>>6442510
Also if your shotgun is too modern and doesn't have enough wood furniture they won't hunt with you or tell you to leave.

>>6442456
>"I remember that show"
>claims to objectively know the truth
>bases her opinion on television

>The same way American bicycle enthusiasts will go bananas if you don't have the 'correct' equipment
>Lol. if you think that's bad, try going hunting with some Brits or Germans. God, even the tiniest details of the clothing you are supposed to wear is set by some silly standard...

These parallels fall completely flat without some kind of humorous anecdote...

>>6442626

How so? I thought the high-class hunting culture of both countries was well known.

Don't forget that ketchup as a table condiment an unsophisticated diner would pour all over their food was practically symbolic of American bad taste to many Europeans. The same way drinking milk with meals was seen as symbolic of American youthful optimism.

I lived with a French family for half a year, and when I arrived they made a big show of putting a bottle of ketchup on the table in front of me. They seemed genuinely disappointed to discover I didn't like the stuff, because I think they were looking forward to seeing the spectacle of the American pouring ketchup all over his food, then washing it down with either milk or a glass of soda.

>>6442657
not in America my friend.

>>6441637
>what kind of insecure asshat
The kind who considers ground animal trimmings a regional delicacy

>>6441621
I thought that was a New York thing. I thought what with Chicago Pizza being a put whatever shit you want fest that they'd be more understanding

>>6442688
nah we do not give a fuck what others do as long as you are not standing in the middle of the sidewalk like a retard

/ck/ has this illusion that people in new york give a fuck what others think about pizza and bagels and shit. we dont.

>>6442674

I'm American bro, and it's pretty clear to me. You never read in a book or saw a program on TV about, say, fox hunting? Or gamebird shooting by the upper classes in England? You never saw pictures of those Germans with the hunting horn and the special hat?

>>6442710
Americans believe no one else in the world has guns which is why we are free because a rifle behind every blade of grass and everyone else is oppressed and miserable.

>be me
>live in chicago
>hot dogs! more condiments the better
>order chicago dog with fries
>grab tons of ketchup packets
>squirt it on my dog
>outlaw status

>>6442700
>/ck/ has this illusion that people in new york give a fuck what others think about pizza and bagels and shit. we dont.
This. We may be very specific about what WE will eat, because we're sofuckingspoiled with good options. But we don't give a fuck what YOU eat, as long as we don't have to eat it, too.

>>6442715
If you keep repeating it enough, it become truth, huh? You limey cunt.

>>6442724
Word.

>>6442666
70% of my caloric intake when visiting France consisted of milk. It was that good.

>>6442053

>>6441621
Chicago is so fucking insecure it's funny.

I don't know what's better about Chicago cuisine.

The objective deliciousness, or the pure, unbridled, bum-blasted rage that in inspires in all of the plebs from the outside.

>>6442836
i guess that comes with being at best in 2nd place
>pls like me america i'm cool i'm chicago
>muh 2 month summers are nice
>muh lovable losers
>muh north half of the city ONLY

>>6442849
>"b-but muh lasagna soup" he whimpered in between sobs

Why is Chicago so unquestionably based?

>>6442843
That Pecan pie looks weird.

>>6442855
>"th-that's a p-pecan pie" he whined, as he gazed upon the greatest pizza he had ever seen

>>6442856
>pizza
>that aborted fetus pie
u w0t

>>6442851
>based
>picture of obama
>a city that brags about obama and the cubs

captcha: nigno

>>6442857
>"well it l-looks like an aborted fetus a-anyway" he muttered to himself in a desperate, pathetic attempt to lessen the pain of knowing he would never taste the pinnacle of pizza achievement

>>6442856
It looks like someone ate an actual pizza, but threw up

>>6442843
Next time you're shitposting about the South, take a minute to remember what you wrote. And grow some thicker skin.

I'm a Southerner, and my entire life I've put up with this shit. I don't go a day without reading someone say something negative and just plain wrong about the South.

>>6442859
>i have to go on 4chan to defend the shit cuisine of my city
>i'm chicago

>>6442862
Have a slice of Atlanta-style Pizza :^)

>>6442374
Young people. Chicago is extremely segregated, if you grew up in Chicago you didn't interact with people from the other side of the tracks, so to speak.

>>6442862
>I don't go a day without reading someone say something negative and just plain wrong about the South.
Maybe that's because so much about the South is negative and just plain wrong?

>>6442874

It's a fucking hot dog. Made of refuse meat. You cover up the taste for a reason. Not that i'd ever use ketchup on anything, but pretending your trashy fast food is gourmet is just pathetic

>>6442885
>i didnt ask for know gourmay veggitables, this is a hot dog, not a fuckin salad

>>6442856
>pizza

Where?

>>6442894
You're in such deep, pathetic denial over the fact that you'll never consume Chicago pizza, which is objectively and factually the end-game of pizza, that your feeble mind has taken to literally blocking it out from your consciousness.

>>6442882
yes pls stop crying chicago its getting old
your butthurt citizens are moving to the coasts at an alarming rate to escape the violence and crap food and tears of your cubs fans

>>6442895
>you'll never consume Chicago pizza

Well you're at least right about one thing.

>>6442897
Is this fan fiction?

>>6442898
It's probably for the best. You just can't go back to other "pizza" afterwards, whether it's New York foldy-cardboard, Los Angeles foie-gras and goat milk or Italian cheese and tomato bread.

>>6442907
>You just can't go back to other "pizza" afterwards

No I imagine it ruins the entire concept forever.

>>6442913
It really does. That's the problem with perfection.
Luckily, as a Chicagoan, I have constant access to perfection, so I needn't ever worry about the horrors that lie outside.

>Ketchup snobbery
>Strange unattractive girl webms

This is one of the worst threads I've ever seen on /ck/, and I've been coming here for years.

>>6442917
>Luckily, as a Chicagoan, I have constant access to hard drugs, so I needn't ever worry about the horrors that lie outside.

>>6442898

Don't knock it until you try it, "friendo."

I've had sabaro plenty of times and I have to say NY pizza is rather mundane.

>>6442907
why do jew yorkers and LA fags never make threads to needlessly defend their local food?
why is there a chicago thread every day
why have the cubs not won a series since 1908
why is the chicago murder rate so high
why did you elect rahm emanuel
why

>>644286
(Insert incest joke)

>>6442938
>why do jew yorkers and LA fags never make threads to needlessly defend their local food?
Because nobody cares about their decidedly mediocre gruel.

>>6442938
Jew York and LA don't have food worth defending
Chicago doesn't stop
The cubs suck
Black people love killing each other
Because it doesn't matter who wins
Because

>>6442943
wrong try again

>>6442946
I don't need to try anything.
If you can't handle hard truths, I suggest you go visit a website called Reddit, where you can simply censor them with a click of the mouse.

>>6442945
>>6442950
>>6442917
>>6442895

christ you guys are pathetic
i can see why americans prefer the coastal cities and shit on chicago

>>6442952
You're not even American.
Who honestly cares what you think?

>>6442950
>LE EPIC REDDIT REPLY
nigga u 4chin so hard ebin

>>6442956
Calm down.

>>6442955
it is true that not a person outside of america gives a fuck about or knows anything about chicago

>>6441669
>Schwartz
Always right

>>6441679
That's why you put it on hotdogs in the first place

>>6442957
its alright man im not going to shoot you, this aint chicago

are hotdogs higher quality than spam?

>>6442952
At least we are in America, greatest city of all time

>>6442666
>milk or soda during dinner
Do adult Americans actually do this?

>>6442843
Is that some kind of quiche?

>>6442843
>Pizza is an oven-baked flat bread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese.
>flat bread
Dat shit ain't no flat bread, niqqa

>>6443018
Pizza and root beer is GOAT.

>>6441991
boston_summary.txt

>>6443018
i'll drink soda with pizza sometimes but that's about the only time

normally beer or wine and water, depending on the meal. i think most non-fat non-mid-westerners are in the same category.

Ketchup is disgusting on literally everything. The only people that enjoy ketchup are simpletons like soccer moms and hicks.

>>6442161
It's too sweet. Not like a tangy sweet either (like relish), but like straight up sugar.

It's pretty bad.

>>6443048
Outside of sports, Boston is far less obnoxious with their inferiority complex. In fact, New England coastal cuisine is pretty popular in NYC.

>>6443056
>be Chicago
>wants to ban ketchup on hotdogs
>allow gangs of feral niggers to roam the city carrying guns
Priorities Chicago, priorities......

>>6443062
Indeed. >>6443048 is a faggot. If Boston had an inferiority complex toward NYC, then why is it that Manhattan decided to bastardize clam-fucking-chowder? I mean, come on! Who makes a CHOWDER with tomatoes? Fuck me.

>not carrying a personal supply of ketchup for this express purpose

Nearly took a swing for it but I'm not stopping.

>>6443068
>ban ketchup
>allow gangs of feral ketchup loving nigger to roam the city carrying guns

Throw their criminal asses in jail as well as anyone caught with ketchup in the city. Whether it's for hamburgers or otherwise

This entire thread is hilarious.

>"lol see this? Chicagofags say no to ketchup"
>"Hey dude, We have reasons!"
>"lol Chicagofag, yur pizza sucks"
>"Don't knock it till you've tried it!"
>"lol Chicagofag why so hostile? lol what an insecure faggot lol. lol shit-cago. Why all these Chicago threads lol"

Seriously, stop feeding the trolls

>>6443309
>>"Don't knock it till you've tried it!"

>>6442851
>>6442856


This is more an example of "shitposting" than the strawman you've constructed.

>>6442875
Ha reminds me of a couple superbowls ago.

had put a pizza in the oven. the game was too loud to hear the timer go off.

an hour later, we remember we were hungry for pizza. "Oh Shit!"

open oven to a nice black disk.

>Unzip dick
>Squirt ketchup onto it
HOW'S THIS FOR A CHICAGO STYLE FOUR INCHER?

>>6441725
>>6441728
>>6441735
>>6441915
meh, would still bang.
She looks like she'll let you do the weird stuff.

>>6442255
No you dont, every major retailer sells the same shit countrywide. California's Gap is Oklahoma's Gap and both are set into a "Mills" outlet mall or a "Gardens" mainline mall. It's a joke.

>>6442211
the thing you faggoty ass europeans don't understand is that each of the 'United States' are essentially individual countries. They each have their own ideas about food, and fashion, and luxury, and craft beer (Although it does seem like most craft brewers nationwide have the biggest fucking hard-on for IPAs. it's dsigusting.) and all the other little tidbits that make up a culture. There's very little in the way of a broader 'American Culture' and most of it is what you get exposed to via media we create.

>>6441621
>being pretentious about hot dogs

>>6443059
i mean like they do make and sell ketchup that isn't tomato flavored HFCS spoo.

>>6443564
if you're in oklahoma gap IS ultra high end

>>6443576
I swear to god people need to stop acting like IPA is gods gift to beer. I don't mind them occasionally but holy shit does it get annoying when 80% of the craft beer isle is various IPA. Pisses me off.

ketchup is good though

add some hot sauce to it and it's a 10/10 condiment.

>>6441735

I really wish his had audio, the way the webm keeps glitching out makes me think i only have 7 days.....

>>6443564
Gap is garbage, you sound fat and poor (the two go together usually)

>being pretentious about what condiments to put on the garbage parts of animals

The hot dog is the height of culinary sophistication there. To them, it's like putting ketchup on a rare fillet steak.

>>6443608
This.
>sours in the summer
>RIS in the winter

True masterrace

>>6442876
The tracks were stolen and sold for bath salts a week ago, unfortunately.

>>6443085
>Who makes a CHOWDER with tomatoes?
The guineas.
>Fuck me.
Pic related.

>>6443618
Maybe if you don't want to eat your food and instead want to taste ketchup and hotsauce.

>>6441621
I understand not wanting it on steak, since it's clearly put on steak because you fucked up by doing it well done.

But these are fucking hotdogs. Leftover meat from something fucking else. Hell, even the fancy kobe beef hotdogs are most likely leftovers from the cows the real good parts of it come from.

>>6441621
chicago, the capital of flyoverstan.

>>6441909
yes. because I know what I like, and I know what I want. period. end of discussion, co/ck/mongler.

>>6441621
You should listen to the sign.

In Chicago they use straight up tomatoes instead of processed watered down tomato puree product foodstuffs.

Picture is related, it is an tomato sliced in a fashion to be used on a superior Chicago hot dog. No need to thank me, just don't do such an ignorant and outrageous transgression again.

>>6444639
>just don't do such an ignorant and outrageous transgression again
You're asking a whole hell of a lot from non-Chicagoans.

>>6444650
ayylmao, when you gotta remember that when you go to a shithole they might have different customs than you are used to.

>>6441696
Well I think people complaining about the complainers are more pretentious.

>>6442187
that's what dat gap was before pol corrupted it to non-touching anorexic thighs.

It turns you on because you imagine putting your dick in it.

>>6441621
its a freaking joke dude.

>>6444756
U wot? Watch the video in like post 8 or 9 depending on how you do OP.
It's seriously not a joke. It's like people that are brought up that all niggers are rapists, it doesn't matter if it's true. The people in Chicago think that anyone that puts ketchup on their dog if an uncultured swine.

Am I the only one who thinks ketchup (at least bottled super-sugary ketchup) is kind of a lackluster condiment overall that can be replaced with something better in 99% of cases?

I actually prefer the Chicago dog because the flavors all mix together, ketchup tends to overpower whatever it's in.

On burgers, BBQ sauce is better (though one could argue that's just a ketchup derivative, but I'm talking about a really good BBQ sauce).
On fries, vinegar, mayo, or even hot sauce is better.
I could go on.

That said, I have had really good homemade ketchup and god damn that stuff is incredible. That's acceptable to put on anything.

>>6444982
The hot pepper would over power all, I assume that most residents of Chicago would know if they ant to add "hotsauce" to over power their food they would know when ordering it.

>>6444988
Sport peppers aren't hot, though. They're quite mild. They just add a nice pepper flavor to the whole thing. If you're thinking like pepperoncini, that's not it at all.

>>6444988
Sport peppers are pickled and super thin-walled, the flavor isn't nearly as strong as you'd think by looking at them.

I will say though, as much as I like Chicago dogs, all the toppings together are certainly capable of overpowering a hot dog that's particularly small and/or bland. it really needs a good, slightly-charred dog to taste right.

>>6444982
It's just you.

>>6444982
Right with you. I never put ketchup on anything because almost all of the ketchup I come across is pretty shit.

But ketchup use hangs on in America. Just a few generations ago it was common (especially among the lower classes) to put it on almost everything. I think is less a testament to ketchup's inherent goodness than to how bland and flavorless much of the cooking in America was at the time. When most meals were very plain variations on meat and potatoes ketchup probably seemed like a godsend. I'm sofuckinghappy those days are gone, at least in my part of the country.