/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sriracha
not being able to taste the herbal flavors
beans in chili
ortolan
well done

>>6436269
How could you forget flyover?

>>6436271

that's not really /ck/ exclusive i don't think

but true

Fazoli's.

WA LA

>>6436288
>>6436291
Are these the only things /ck/ has come up with?

>>6436241
Tendies you fucking goat fucking faggot

>>6436294
That's already too many.

room temperature condiments

ketchup

jiro dreams of sushi

>>6436314
You don't use room temperature condiments?

>>6436322
I keep them in the fridge like a civilized person

keeping them room temperature is a meme. I was listing memes

>>6436306
That's more of an /r9k/ thing though

>>6436306
That's from /r9k/ancer, not us.

>>6436241
this thread is such a flyover

Joey

>inb4 Joey faggots respond and try to pull a "Shrek is love Shrek is life" and give me any number of reasons as to why he isn't meme status

>>6436241

ramen sundae, mane'

>>6436241
/ck/ gave 4chan Condestanza, it was all downhill from there.

>>6436241
activated almonds

filtered coconut water

>nobody mentioning activated almonds

i bet you dont even eat home made coconuts

What do you think of this thread, /ck/?

>A number of replies greater than 0
>No one posted LE EPIC BACON MAYMAY

>>6436411
/ck/ is a meme-free zone.

Milk steak with jelly beans
>blasts techno
Meme foods

sarah

Bacon is overrated is fairly kekworthy

>>6436402
Activated almonds is certainly my favorite.
>tfw almonds are inactive

I miss those old cartoons of add vinegar to water to make coffee boil faster and the other ones of a guy adding ice cubes to a deep fryer to check if the oil had come to temperature.

Quinky sauce.

Why do girls pretend to like memes?

chicken nuggers

>>6436517
Because women are wired to mesh with their social ecology and maintain a certain sense of hierarchical dominance amongst their peers using this leverage. They will also display peacock-like behavior and subtle signals, whether aware or not. Many are terrified of being alone or remotely uncomfortable.

Someone please convince me my observations and opinion is wrong. The behavior of neither men nor women has left me significantly impressed.

isn't ISHYGDDT a /ck/ thing?

>>6437452
But you're above all that, right? If you are, maybe other people you haven't met are too. Maybe everybody is different.

>>6437473
We're all different, but I've come to think we're driven by the same core things, there are definitely clusters people fit into. Other surrounding "structures" and whatever other metaphor, and the arrangement of these features is what defines higher function.

I don't think I've met any that really fit into my own, and I certainly could be easily classed into a category despite any external inaccuracy. I used to be quite humble and avoid setting myself apart, pretend "oh I'm flawed too", but I've come to accept I really am "above all of that" to an extent. And if it's not satisfactory or where it counts, I'll just refine it. I don't bullshit around. If it's broken, if it's fucked, fix it. If you can't, ditch it or get used to it. I can't tell you how tired I am of people trying to convince themselves something's nature is other than it really, clearly, is.

So I just don't get involved. I wonder if I'll become something awful.

>>6437473
He isn't above it.
We are all bound by our biology to some degree.

>>6437456

pretty sure it was from /v/

>>6437456
>>6437500
/fit/ back when it was still decent, migrated to other boards after half a year or so.

European cuisine troll threads.

HEY ERRYBODY.... I GOT SOME CHICKEN AND JALAPEÑO PEPPERS...... NAWMEAN!

OMG THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH COOKING ITS JUST SPAM MARKETING FOR MCDONALDS AND BK BURGER SHILLING IS HAPPENING HERE

FLYOVER
there was a meme about putting it in the oven at 450 degrees or some shit
ck itself is a meme in that people here marvel fast food and think truck street food is a delicacy

>>6437456
>>6437500
>>6437503

/sp/ you fucking mongoloids.

Where the dough honking?

>>6436241

skinny rich guy

>>6437456
yeah, with the
>putting your ketchup in the fridge
thing

>>6437574

I'm pretty sure that's just one dude shitposting

Hello, Wildcats.

>>6437694
Kill yourself.

>>6436466
Nigga that was only like 3 years ago

>>6436418
>Milk steak with jelly beans
WATCH TELEVISION

>>6437495
>muh teenage existential crisis

The difference between the almost right word & the right word is really a large matter--it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.
-Mark Twain
Letter to George Bainton, 10/15/1888

>>muh teenage existential crisis
I won't deny that a good deal of my life has been one big existential crisis never quite reconciled, but I'm nearly 21 at this point.

Unfortunately an axiom to having a rightness and a wrongness implies an outcome that is viable. It's possible there is nothing right to say, and nothing right to have. So the things might as well not exist.

how about this nigger? is he even alive anymore?

>>6436410

activated almonds is a /fit/ meme

for all my dank meme needs i know to go exclusively to /tv/. they've got all the freshest memes at affordable prices. and with their large selection, there's a little something for everyone so the whole family can enjoy memes so supreme.

-/tv/

Old rambling guy

>>6437777
I think he changed his name to opiate or some shit.

>>6437798
kek. nah Sceak was a whole new level of faggory. opiate is just that big drunk guy with a parrot, he's mostly harmless. i forget why he even uses a name, something about anime and black people.

>>6437797
That's not a meme it's just one schizo who people overrate and imitate too often.

Ketchup
Well done steaks
Combo of both
Fazolis
WA LA!
Ramen
Ramen sundae
Flyover
Sriracha
Beans in chilli
Blast hard techno
Joeey
Quinky sauce
Milk jar guy
That five mice guy

the no cream in the carbonara meme

>>6437860

>>6436241
coocking

>>6436241
its a good sign if i dont get like 90% of this threat, right?

>>6437452
>Someone please convince me my observations and opinion is wrong.

You don't have any proof.

>>6437897
+1 for Last Unicorn

>>6437897
Duuuuuuuude my boyfriend showed my this movie like a month ago.

Dat skellington is dank yo

>>6437857

>blast techno

bless you for remembering this. i just got a little faith in this board back.

>>6437565
I don't think legit tips count as memes though, even if it's a popular one to bring up.

>>6437584
/ck/ seems to have a large number of single posters desperately forcing their shitty "memes", and a surprisingly large number of retards who genuinely seem to think that one guy forcing his shitty "meme" for a week genuinely constitutes a meme.

tl;dr: /ck/ is so stupid doesn't know what a meme is and can't spot when one is being forced.

>>6439218

And then there are the retards who think that terms that have been in use since the dark ages are "new memes", I'm looking at you guy who thinks "flyover" is being "forced" by one person. You probably think black coffee is a forced meme.

>>6437528
>spee in charge of original content

>>6436418
What is
>blasts techno
Is it on one of the vertical recipes from reddit?

>>6440134
If you don't have speakers in your kitchen then you are fucking up

>>6440138
Is it from the chili one? Care to post it?

Hammy down pasta makers.

>>6436326
>2011
>still putting ketchup in the fridge
ISHYGDDT

>chefs arent bisexual

Anyone got the one where the guy makes has the subway sandwich artist make the sandwich in the biggest pain in the ass kind of way then flushes it in the toilet afterwards?

>>6440214

please post this

>>6440239

>>6440248
you just wasted like $15 and made the company money. how is this being a pain in the ass?

>>6440205
Everybody's bisexual to varying degrees.

>>6437777
Nice quads

>>6440263
Whoever has to clean that up does not give a fuck about subway's stock value. I would never do that as an assault on subway, but as an assault on a particular rude employee I see no problem with it.

>>6439193

/ck/ is a meme-free zone

>>6440395

>>6440811

continued

>>6440395
>>6440263

I think that desert ramen post is a meme. Does anyone have that image saved?

>>6437878
i remember this thread. had a nice kek after reading this.

>>6436314
>jiro dreams of sushi
What's wrong with this

>>6440811
>>6440816
Who is the tremendous retard that took this screencap? No fucking splicing? Resolutions of 1000x500 anyway?

>>6441017

reddit

>>6441013

>jiro thread
>230 replies and 38 images omitted. Click here to view.
>thread dies
>next day
>jiro thread
>261 replies and 40 images omitted. Click here to view.
>repeat
>this is your home now

>>6437878
Is this guy retarded? Like actually retarded?

2012 /ck/ was a good time
>the same image of chicken breast from google over
>new college student here! what can I put in my ramen to make it better ? xD
>progun threads, rmaking vegans and anti funners rage all at once

also cylinder bread was a pretty good one

>>6441334

Apple Cabin Motherfucking Foods.

7 images.

http://imgur.com/a/j4wzR

you assholes always forget that /ck/ started meatbread and bacon weave/bacon roll

shitbirds

>>6441334
This guy is amazing. His articals are also very funny on the PBS letter.

guys i came up with a new food, its called the sogwhich, its where you take a sandwich, cheese workes betst, and put it under soup, tomato works best.

what do you think about my new food

>>6441334
I forgot that /ck/ is supposedly a little /k/.

Toast Sandwich

>>6441616
I was going to say, no sogwich yet? slackin.

EVO no 1

I bought chicken, how do I cook now?

>>6437528
/sp/ steals everything

>>6441682
Is /sp/ simply the worst board?

>>6441690

probably not since /pol/ and /r9k/ exist

>>6441701
/pol/ has some pretty awesome Habbening threads, beyond that I've seen nothing of value.

>>6440134
There was a (I think industry??) thread quite some time ago where a guy had a shit day. He ended his greentext with driving home and
>blasts techno

>nobody has said PHS

PHS.

>>6437857
>milk jar guy

Fuck you he had the best threads.

My favorite /ck/ meme.

>>6440141

>>6436241
Hot dogs are the new dank maymay

>>6441963
Jesus Christ I just realised this guy has a book on Amazon and a whole website on this shit

http://www.cookingcomically.com/

/ck/ has a really sub-par meme game, one of the worst on this site tbh.

>>6441963
>>6441966
>buys mc commick chili packet to throw away
>buys mc commick individual spices instead
the irony

Umami

>>6436394
really?

>>6441980
/sp/ thinks it came from /sp/

Everbody heres just cooking something up

>>6442031
They have those at Denny's, I tried it once and it's fucking disgusting.

>>6440248
>>6440811
>>6440816
>>6440822
>>6440825
>>6440827

Awesome thanks for delivering. I kekd.

>>6441350
Sweet crispy christ my sides are gone

Keto diet
Soylent

>>6441963
I don't see the reference to techno music. Where does the >blasts techno dank may may comes from?

Also,
>Molson xx

ain't saying shit if KI ,had a a mouthfull, but love ck. thank-you. allways a tough call. as usually. not perfect,but not prefect.had 60 oxys, ate them in ttree days,In my defense, well really none, where ever yougo,there you are ya go, be prepared.. forthe worst. we have met the devil,and it is ,me,just me
Just me get that? just me,. Sometimes, good enough. the word might wag on without you..maybe.,

>>6436288
Is fazoli's the gentoo of /ck/?

>>6443667
These are Fazoli's >>6442222

>>6443671
Do they make good food?

>>6443682

It's like you've never had unlimted bread sticks before, faggot.

>>6443705

So no

>>6436241
Bubble bass burger
Tastes like taste
That European attention whore whose name I've forgotten.... Amy??

There's others but I can't think back that far and my folders are long gone

Everything here is a meme.
You're a meme. I'm a meme. All food is memes.

/ck/ is the dankest meme. The dankness zenith.

>>6436241
homemade coconut

I'm surprised there's no cuck memes here on /ck/. The short name of this board should make it easier for that shitty meme to be used here.

>>6436241

What's the best way to eat beaver?
My girlfriend is from the country and she said I would love beaver and she wants me to come over tonight and eat some.

>>6441334
Why does everybody hate Christopher Kimball?

He's exactly like Alton Brown except that he doesn't condescend to you and try to teach you about the food science with ping pong balls and muppets. He just tells you the science behind the recipe and gives you the recipe.

Also he doesn't depend on his own palate, he uses a panel.

He's a fucking autist about making a recipe perfect and I fucking love that.

>>6445480
He's just like Alton Brown but pandering to people who think since they recently switched to exclusively drinking black coffee they're finally Mature Adults.

He uses a panel of pasty white people who were raised on milk shakes, hamburgers, and cheese fries. Not that those are bad foods, but white people, come on. At least get someone with a little perspective in there.

Also memeknife autists ruined any interest I had in giving him the benefit of the doubt.

>>6445263
>Tastes like taste
I'd forgotten about that one

>>6440822
audible kek

>>6437878
>pig anus
lmao

>>6445308
Get the fuck out, cancerfag

Smelly vagina

>>6445520
>pasty white people
b-but... I don't care about the opinions of mud people, I don't even know what they eat.

>>6445832
>audible kek
what do you think kek means you spunktrumpet?

CHEF MIKE

>>6441350
>7 Images
Why do I have nine?

>>6446047

>>6445480

>with ping pong balls and muppets

This actually turned me off of Good Eats. I just want to know how it works Alton. I don't need you to pull idiots around in gluten suits and shit.

>>6446053

>sugar beef
>Semper fi

What?

Ja/ck/

>>6446053
>Semper fi

>>6446057
But...I liked Good Eats...
It was like Bill Nye with tendies.

>>6445480
alton is love alton is life

>>6441151
nah, don't see any zoomed-in words here

>>6445480
who hates Chris? Jerks, that's who

>ctrl+f "chipotle"
>no results
Fucking seriously, faggots?

>>6445480
>>6446057
>Oh, wait, I know! Why don't we get a giant science molecule to waddle out here? Then you guys can do a cute little bit together!
Alton knows it, everyone knows it. But he rolls with it and that's why he maintains his reign as /ck/ing

>>6447399
is this an actual archer episode?

>>6447417
It's bonus material on one of the dvds. The clip is called "Cooking with Archer" or something. And of course, Alton is his own VA