/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Did this nigga really put a hot dog in the oven? Because that's what I'm gathering from this image.

>>6436165
That hot dog is very clearly still unheated. It looks like he just threw a cold hot dog on the tray of overcooked fries for some reason.

I made this one as a hangover cure one Sunday morning.
I had a leftover slice of pizza, some of those simulated onion ring things, and some ranch dressing so thought to myself, self these might go well together and they did too, it was bretty good.

>>6437566

>>6437879
why did brandywine crumbcake shave his eyebrows and hair off

>>6437879
Hey its Mateusz Wojak!

>>6437566
Have you posted this before?

>>6437968

average lunch for any given /fitezen/

>>6438015
Far below average. Spices are /fit/

>>6438018

except most of them can't cook at all

>>6437968
>lunch-time-at-white-friend-house.jpg

>>6436165
I think it was some guy's girlfriend who made him dinner.

>>6438030
The irony is that they are called smiles. :c

>>6438253
that actually looks kind of good. w-what is it?

here's some OC from a while back
i made a ratatouille/mediterranean style stew, then i poached an egg in it

>>6438277
Lazy salmon pie

Spinach
Salmon
4 eggs
cheese
Flour
Milk

Lots of protons, good fats and low carbs

>>6438284
ALL of the protons

>>6438030
mfw the sauce is done garnish style.

>>6438027
TRIGGERED SO HARD

>>6438180
don't want to know

>>6438216
I can't fucking comprehend. Is that white rice on the bottom?!

>>6438283
I'd eat it. Nice.

>>6438308
We've all been there.

>>6438322
lol

>>6438499
yes it's rice. that is the poorest shit i've ever seen

>>6438253
That looks great and does not belong in this thread.

>>6438499
>>6438513
I am 99% sure that is not rice, but snow.

I posted this recently but whatever

Does anyone remember this guy's frozen crabcake from a few weeks ago? The plastic shell breaks my brain.

This makes me sad erry time.

>>6438581
Good god..

a couple slices of ham on some garlic bread I got from an Italian joint, it was pretty good, it looks pretty sad but then it didn't have to look spectacular.

>>6438581
I thought that was egg at first, which wouldn't be so bad.

Then I looked closer.

>>6438584
Fried salmon skin is good.

>>6438601
Yeah I actually ate it about .5 seconds after this picture was taken.

>>6437879
>let it be
my sides

>>6437968
God damn there is no seasoning...otherwise it would be a good meal.Is this person being punished?

>>6438027
At least the hot dogs are grilled.

>>6438607

>>6436157
These are my favorite threads

>>6438027
Why are there two dogs just sitting on an empty bag of chips instead of the plate?

I went out to Safeway alone on a Friday night

My cart was filled with these items:
>pic related
>1 pint of Guiness

>>6438581
>tfw the tortillas arent even cooked
What the fuck is wrong with people? Cook them motherfuckers, shit people disgust me! Restaurants are the worst at this, raw ass fucking tortillas what the fuck

>>6438788
Nigga he is eating popcorn covered in ketchup on tortillas. I don't think he cares.

>>6438795
I realize that, and the most disgusting part is still the raw tortilla. You ever eat a raw tort, disgusting aint it?

>>6438798
I don't eat tortillas at all.

>>6438802
>tfw, now it makes sense
That's why man, you don't understand. Go try one, raw.

>>6438265
I dont think a decent looking chicken sandwich should be in this thread.

>>6438499
> replying this much
Just fuck off

>>6436157
I'd use a few matches to finish that dog and complete the circle of burnt...looks tasty.

Microwave Cooking For One

http://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660/

>>6438180

if this was curry I'd eat the everliving shit out of it

>>6438601

Confirmed, although I like mine to be fried longer so the skin is quite crispy

>>6438861
>Matches
>Not a lighter

Most of my meals are sad in a subtle way, now that I think about it.

>>6438659
So the chips don't get stale, obviously.

>>6438030
Hey one of them has a nose!

>>6438284
Looks 1/2 to 3/4 carbs.

>>6438283
Needs a garnish, looks like throw up without some color contrast.

>>6436157

excuse for poor english
make cake for papa
berthday cake
now cake is so sad
papa not leik for berth day
am sad

>>6439518
Cry every time ;__;

>>6439506
>It melts!

>>6438877
touché

>>6438664

Those are actually pretty good as far as frozen meals go.

>>6438030

that fucking tigers eye, maximum kek

>>6436165
unrelated to picture, that is shit, but wat? hot dogs in the oven are delicious.

>>6438805
Raw tortillas taste fine, you baby.

>>6438180
I recognize that. It's the mexican flavor of chicken helper.

>>6439722
No they really don't the preservatives, or whatever they put in those things give them a sour foul taste when eaten raw. The only people who eat them raw are white. white people who also call them 'wraps'

>>6439518
I would still eat that.

>>6436167
>fries
I thought thise were mealworms

>>6438581
what

>>6440079
youre retarded

>>6440120
>youre right

>>6438863
>that review from Mr. F.

>>6440079
I used to just snack on plain raw tortillas. I sort of like the sour taste

A guy at work has chicken flavoured 2 minute noodles mixed with a can of tuna for lunch everyday, smells like garbage. He calls it an "easy stir fry".

>>6440079
>raw tortilla
They are pre cooked in the bag you moron

>>6440950
Precooked my fucking asshole, bitch those are raw, no, not masa raw, but they are raw. You have to warm them up, on a 'griddle' as white people call it.

>liking the sour ass disgusting after taste
Anyone who eats tortillas raw or cold, are either white, or children who don't know what how to fucking cook em to get that disgusting taste off em.

>>6441664
Have you never seen dough before? How can you not notice the difference between a raw and a cooked tortilla?

>>6441664
You fucking idiot

>>6441672
>>6441687
Are you so stupid you don't taste the difference between a tortilla that was cooked properly and one that wasn't?

I also said no, not masa raw, but still raw, not cooked, who fucking eats torts cold right out the bag? Fucking morons

>>6440936
>I sort of like the sour taste
That's the raw taste, which gets cooked out when they are warmed up on the stove

>>6441693
It's like calling bread "raw", you sound like a mong. Raw tortilla is fucking dough, Go look at your packet and you can even see the chars from when it was cooked. Heating it and softening it makes it more like a fresh cooked tortilla but it isn't raw you spastic.

>>6437879
> tfw no gf

>>6438581
replace the ketchup with pickle juice, wrap and dip in yellow mustard

>>6438788
I'm mexican and apparently I've been eating tortillas wrong all my life! What a surprise.

(Seriously, what the fuck is a "raw tortilla"? The closest I can think of is the flour, which that picture is not)

>>6442709
>Seriously, what the fuck is a "raw tortilla

It's what you have after you press the dough into the tortilla shape, but before you have cooked it.

>>6438788

...the tortilla is clearly cooked.

>>6442712
But that tortilla's cooked. What you're describing would be just dough.

>>6442720

I wasn't talking about "That tortilla". In case it wasn't clear from my fucking greentext, I was answering a specific question from the mexican about "what the fuck is a raw tortilla".

>>What you're describing would be just dough.

Depends on what shape it's in. If it's a ball in the mixing bowl then it's dough. If you've formed it into a flat disk then it's an uncooked tortilla. Once you've both formed it into the disk and cooked it, you now have a finished tortilla.

>>6442729
jesus christ shut up

>>6438788
Ah, I get it now. You mean it's raw as in you do something else to the tortilla after it's done? See, we have tortillerias, which are shops which sell freshly-made tortillas. Usually the tortillas are bought from one. They're basically treated as bread in mexican cuisine. I've known some natives refuse to use eating utensils and eat tortillas with almost everything, but in smaller portions.

>>6442729
>Depends on what shape it's in. If it's a ball in the mixing bowl then it's dough. If you've formed it into a flat disk then it's an uncooked tortilla. Once you've both formed it into the disk and cooked it, you now have a finished tortilla.
sperz

Also, same spic from a few posts ago, I call bullshit on everything the dude from >>6441664
says.

gf and I haven't had junk food in years, decided to buy the cheapest frozen pizza and fish sticks.
Tasted pretty good but we felt like ass afterwards.

>>6443335
>gf
mmmmmmkayyyyy

>>6443338
fine, ex-gf since 3 days

>>6438027
i had a friend that that thought this was a fucking delicacy, like he was actually cooking if he cut the hot dog instead of using it whole, we were pretty young then to be fair

do people here not know what a tortilla is? I'm really confused with the replies, is this a meme now?

>>6443453
the fuck?

>>6443453
mashed potatoes and jello?

>>6443509
with a slice of lemon

>>6443376
Some idiots couldn't differentiate between "cooked" and "grilled", and now it's a clusterfuck.

>>6443453
What flavor is that jelly?

>>6443555
blue flavor

>>6443555
cum

>>6443555
blue

>>6443478
Is this a failed attempt at pic related?

>>6438594
It is egg isn't it?
> Zooms in

Oh. Oh dear.

>>6438907
Is it because you always eat them alone in your room?

>>6443442
Is that fucking ice?

>>6445095
with sriracha

>>6438582
>contadina

>>6444963
>wasting all those good ingredients for that

Canned spinach.
Never again.

>>6438788
>European grandfather would make crepes instead of pancakes
>always ended up with a dozen more crepes than necessary and left them on the counter
>grab them throughout the day as snacks
>one day I grab one without looking too closely
>it's an uncooked tortilla
>already took a bite, too late to put it back
>eat the whole thing

>>6438798
You do realize most (including those) tortillas come pre-cooked right? Just because he didnt heat them up doesn't mean they are "raw" you fucking mongoloid.

My family was so poor and teetering on homelessness at one point that I regularly ate the following delicacies-

>Pork Ramen with diced "meat" hotdogs
>Pork and Beans with diced "meat" hotdogs
>Baked chicken legs with garlic butter linguine
>More "meat" hotdogs on regular sliced sandwich bread, mustard.

>>6438030
Just looks like a lazy mum's kids meal.

>>6438607
What made you put uncooked sage rosemary and thyme randomly on the plate?

>>6445165
Presentation you plebe.

>>6443335
Which one of you is lacking in basic motor skills and can't cut cheese? OMG is your gf this chick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY
you lucky boy.

>>6443453
Every fucking time, that fucking lemon garnish, with fucking mash and jelly, too good.

>>6445162
>Never having to eat raw hot dog wieners
>Never eating lemonade mix like powdered candy
>Never eating tortillas with melted butter in them
>Never eating cereal with water
I kinda miss those days.
Also...
>More "meat" hotdogs on regular sliced sandwich bread, mustard.
Holy shit that brings back memories.

>>6445168
No really why? Are you deliberately making sad food pics?

>>6445174
>buttered tortillas
My equally or possibly more under privledged nigga

>>6438030
>dat garnish

>>6438581
The struggle is real.

>>6442155
>Paleolunch.png

>>6444963
>pre-sliced mushrooms

A new height of lazyness. I don't even think you can buy them like this in my country.

OC from FB 1/3

>>6445239
2/3 he's not joking
I have the comments section and more pics, but after 3 you'll get the idea

>>6445241
3/3

>>6438590
i threw up inside

>>6438590
I did this once for losing a bet. It tastes like vomit.

i made this a few months ago, it was supposed to be sausage within cabonara.

i like this thread, it makes me glad to see that people somehow feed themselves on things i eat everyday.
now im depressed again.

>>6445239
>pasta carbonara for a 3 year old

>>6445153
>"that looks like a regular quiche"
opens image
>"Oh god"

>>6445243
That looks pretty cool though.

>>6445241
>>6445191
>AREN'T I AWESOME I WILL BE AN AWESOME SPOUSE!!!
why are people like this

>>6440079
Wraps are delicious if you use the right ingredients and spices.

>>6445617

>>6445591
chunks tho

>>6442155

>>6445613
desperation

>>6443544
more like par-cooked tortillas as they arrive in the bag from the store and toasted, cooked, or grilled tortillas.

>>6445673
>A restaurant sold this
literally theft

>>6445156
>This pleb doesn't know that they par-cook the tortillas before selling them in the bags at the store.

>>6438581

>mfw i used to do this all the time but with golden syrup and chunky peanut butter
>looking back was probably where my diabetes came from

>>6445835

looks good

>>6445835

>>6445845
>Buying hard boiled eggs

How low can you go

>>6445863
I was late to work :(

>>6445875
Wake up earlier

>>6445863
Theres no shame in buying hardboiled eggs

...except that you can't cook with them or do anything else with them except eat them cold

frenchies and chicken sauce

>>6445863
deathrow?

>>6445932
your French fries are actually Belgium fries.
>nice attempt at trying to force a meme

>>6445912
You could make deviled eggs or crumble them and put them in a salad. The whites are like rubber though.

>>6445887
I'm not making a habit of it, bub.

>>6443433
is... is that lunch meat and mayonnaise?

>>6445170
Holy shit, she's adorable.
Always thought those kinds of pans were stupid gimmicks, but I guess it's just like how snuggies were originally designed for people in wheelchairs.

>>6446022
Go to bed earlier

>>6445162

>Baked chicken legs with garlic butter linguine

That sounds pretty good at least

>>6445170
Man every time this chick gets posted I get a rush of adorable feels and a rush of blood to my dick.

It's a confusing elation of fraternal protectiveness and sexual attraction

Please don't tell me I'm the only one guys

>>6446226
It's funny. She talks clearer than a lot of people I've met. She's probably smarter than they are, too.

And yet I find myself wanting to shove my cock down her piehole. Ridiculous.

>>6438664
:(

>>6445170
her dimples are killer. adorable.

>>6445724
some budget shit right here boy

>>6445835
you live in jail nigga?

>>6446335
worse, india

>>6445726
Are those BEANS I SEE???

meat
dairy
fruit
vegetables
grains
fats
carbs
protein
water
vitamins
minerals

>there are faggots on /ck/ RIGHT NOW who take this sort of thread seriously

>>6438590
Kek. /tv/ dinner.

>>6446525
at 99p that's overpriced.

>>6446529
did you post in the wrong thread?

>>6438186
/fit/izen here.

Powerlifters can, and do cook. I eat upwards of 4-5 calories a day when I'm bulking and when you cook that much food you learn a thing or two.

>>6446694
>4-5 calories

>>6446739
>not using tweezers to select the choicest individual grains of rice

>>6446739
>>6446756
I accidentally a 4-5k calories*

>>6438837
>message boards shouldn't have people that reply to threads, thats fucking stupid

>>6437968
Looks like every meal I had growing up. The joys of an Irish father.
He does make a pretty good stew, but every other meal is totally bland.

>>6445664
fuck dude, this picture got my all emotionall for some reason

>>6445664
This is a nursing home's rec room or something, right? Right, guys? They were just the first ones to get there.

>>6446631
yes. much shame.

>>6443453
>some old guy who cant eat solid food has to eat this every day

>>6445622
WTF is so sad about this? It's saffron rice, some kind of curry, and I see beer and naan on the side of the photo.

It's a proper meal.

>>6446869
It looks like diarrhea on a plate.

>>6445622
actually it looks kind of good

>>6446874
To be honest, curry rarely looks good on pics. Without putting effort on plating it, curry mostly just ends up looking like a pile of mush, or diarrhea, or chunky red vomit.

The pic may look unappetizing to others but it doesn't mean that it's a sad-looking plate of food.

This >>6443453 is what I'd call sad. Or this >>6438581 .

>>6445627
That Shepard's Pie turned out way better than most of the microwave ones do for me.

>>6445835
Indian food never looks appetizing, but it tastes so good.

>>6445799
>>this pleb doesn't even into the difference between corn and flour tortillas

>>6436157

That is pretty depressing looking OP. What situation were you forced into that resulting in you eating like that?

>>6446869
Preeeety sure that's cornbread and shitty chili.

>>6446694
>I eat upwards of 4-5 calories a day
Capped.

>>6440079
Poster confirmed for 10/10 retard

>>6441664
Holy fuark this guy.
My sides are in orbit.
Warming something up is not cooking it you spastic. Do you also think you cooked that chef boyardee you reheated in the microwave?

>>6445239
those hot dogs look sick

>>6445804
you should just be glad you survived the flight

>>6447246
Hospital food? I'm glad I've never had to be subjected to that.

>>6447246

I know the mashed potatoes will be awful and the meatloaf probably too, but I know the taste of that crappy mass produced gravy and I love it.

>>6438570
Isn't that a Canadian thing? Putting toppings or condiments on ice or something? I feel like I remember something like that.

>>6447246
>solid foods
Lucky bitch. When I was in the hospital I could only have liquids (that is, when I was allowed to have anything).

Have you ever had blended chicken soup? Lemme tell you, blended chicken is horrific. It's like drinking a liquid with the mouthfeel of sand.

>>6447242
it's sausage

sick looking sausage

>>6445845
>Hardboiled Eggs
>"Ingredients: Eggs"
>Contains Eggs"

kek'd softly

>when corndogs is your only release and this happen

Holy shit, all this trailer food.

>>6447246
Aww :(

>>6447246
Spent four weeks in the hospital and they forced me to eat that garbage. If you didn't eat it and gain back lost weight they fucking kept you longer.

>>6438180

Looks like a bowl of yesterday's curry, would destroy

>>6445664
"I can't believe the grandkids didn't show up again. I'll be in the shed if you need me Marie."

"Doing what?"

"Sanding something, or work on the lawnmower, I don't know... I just need to clear my mind for a minute"

>>6446506
This is an actual thing? Who buys this? LITERALLY WHO?

>>6446518
I'd try it.

An oldie but a goodie.

>>6447246
Its probably because I'm drunk but this is making me do very sad feels. ;_;

Its bad enough being in a hospital, at least give them something good to eat. And I hope hospitals keep a good library of books and movies to watch.

>>6446486
I can haz canned cheeseburger?

>>6448096
my favorite meme XD

>>6448014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ

This guy seems pretty cool.

>>6446525
I used to eat those
on bread

>>6448471
looks authentic to me desu!

>>6446527
Literally NO ONE outside of America considers Chili con Carne a dish without beans.

>>6436157

>>6443555

In my country the blue is raspberry. tastes nice

>>6445279
impressive

>>6446550
there's nothing left to eat

>>6448581
How do you make blue waffles ?
Shall I just google for a recipe?

>>6448687
Google "blue waffle" and click I'm feeling lucky and it should be the first recipe that pops up.

>>6448728
>I'm Feeling Lucky button
That still exists?

http://pundo3000.com/werbunggegenrealitaet3000.htm

I'd make a huge image but meh

>>6438575
Is that butter or cheese?

>>6448728
Thanks Anon!

im sad because i dont get to eat this

>>6443453
I can't comprehend what kind of twisted mind would even think of a combo like this.

>>6446506
It's the ultimate torture device for people who hate it when the foods on their plate touch.

>>6448770
butter and frito-lays

>>6440091
fuck yeah

>>6448728
kek

>>6446157
I think he meant he's not making a habit of buying hard boiled eggs, that one day he was late. Damn,

>>6446770

>I need to give my inane opinion on every post in this thread

The true mark of autism

>>6447870
What the fuck?

>>6448818
Hey you aren't me. It's mayo, white american, and fritos.

>>6448978
Yes this. Thank you. Some people!

>>6446480
how is that an average eastern european meal? they usually have regular cheese rather than this square packaged stuff and what's with all the potatoes?

>>6445635

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/04/30/special-menu-for-mcdonalds-staff-plain-salt-flavored-hamburger-is-definitely-good-enough-for-regular-customers/

>>6447228
what the fuck is the brown stuff to the right of the two slices of other brown stuff?

>>6445673
this is wetherspoons food
their whole menu looks this sad
the kitchen is given 8 minutes to get every order together which i think is plenty for 'boil in the bag' shit

>>6446506
this was a joke advert released by a gamestore

still absolutely horrifying though

>>6438180
nigger, did you a pebble on your plate of food?

>>6449211
That's fairly well presented too lel.

>>6442709
These things are uncooked tortillas.

>>6448728
You rascal

>>6445845
You can buy pre-boiled eggs?

>>6448120
>hating classics
fag

>>6448728

>>6449271
It's a Youtube vid of some sad as fuck guy making potatoes. I lost the link, though.

>>6449271
he's finnish

>>6446897

What shepards pie?

>>6443335
I know that pizza its from REWE isnt it