/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cookies and milk usually. also arizona raspberry iced tea

Can you not go ten minutes without eating something?

bowl of cereal

Full English breakfast.

Burgers mostly, I keep a small sack of them in my bathroom.

How do people read or eat on the toilet? I go when I need to, squeeze out the turd, wipe and then I'm done, all in less than a minute. I guess some people must have been chronically constipated for so long that spending enough time on the toilet that being able to read anything during that time seems normal or acceptable to them.

>eating on the toilet

pu pu platter

Dumplings.

>>6427004
do americans really do this?

i keep a few different types of cereal by the toilet incase i feel abit peckish

>>6427018
>>6427004
Haven't seen this, but I saw a guy take a crockpot and utensils into a university public restroom.

>eating on toilet

Just a big fucking pallet of dinner-rolls.

>>6427018
absolutely

bathrooms are often more clean than kitchens over here

>>6427127
Yup, americans piss and shit in kitchens too. But at least theres no gross germs!

Peanuts, in the shell. Don't remove the shell, eat that too. The shells absorb liquid and soften, unlike sunflower seeds, and thus are safe to eat.
FIBER with a big fat capital F.

>>6427102
>eating your goatee

I sometimes take my morning mug of coffee with me to the toilet and open the window so it's nice and chilly. Never food though.

>>6427131
don't forget the loads of cum

>>6427004
>putting food directly into public bathroom floor and then probably eating it later

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6427246
>april 2015
>still using the ree meme incorrectly

>>6426992
We're trying to achieve the infinite eat-shit loop.
American dream baby!

That depends on if I'm eating when I have to take a shit. If I am, then sure, I have clean place I can set my plate while I dook.

My digestion is fucked anyway. I've noticed that if I get stopped up I'll really only get the urge to shit while I'm eating, so I take advantage of that.

Also loving alone right now. If I lived with someone then helllll naw.

>>6427249
incorrect.
You don't understand the concept behind a meme.
>back to Reddit faggot

>>6427345
ree = normalfag

but actually the kind of person who is likely to use ree unironically is the kind of person who is likely to eat food off toilet floors

>>6427002
Because it's my time. Nobody else's time. I like to be able to sit on the shitter for 20 minutes, read the funny pages, eat a fucking burger and shit one out with nobody being able to bother me. The shit takes less than a minute. The rest is me time.

Pollo parmigianna
>pic related

>>6427233
I do this. I've justified it in my mind as clean enough.

>>6429942
>I've justified it in my mind as clean enough.

>>6429942
>I do this. I've justified it in my mind as clean enough.

>>6426989

I fart while I'm cooking and sometimes pee in the kitchen sink when I'm drunk, why not eat food while on the toilet?

>>6429416
I feel like you're sitting on the toilet right now, eating, and browsing 4chan

Food is about flavor, texture and smell. I wouldn't be able to enjoy any kind of food in a shit-scented place.

>>6427339
>I've noticed that if I get stopped up I'll really only get the urge to shit while I'm eating

Strangely, I experienced this too recently, for the first time. I was eating at the table with my family on new years eve and was suddenly overcome by the most violent, unstoppable urge to take shit I have ever experienced. I nearly passed out from the concentration it took to avoid shitting my pants right there and then. To make it worse, our diner table is sort of built into a kind of alcove so you can leave the table only at one side, and I was trapped at the furthest end.

>>6427018
No, my friend used to take his guitar though.