/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Do you eat glow worm dolls?

McDLT

>>6428316
>ice crunchie
the fuck

>>6428324
Those are still available here in the stores.

>>6428311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yfohiCCRAg

And if you like that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaamUeNX1og

Chocolate cigarettes. My school banned these

>>6428279

im old

>>6428324
the corners of my mouth hurt just looking at those, I could always play through the pain though

>>6428339
>rape flavor

>>6428461
I didn't know they had chocolate ones. I remember getting ones made out of bubble gum. They were coated in powdered sugar/starch and you could make it look like a puff of smoke was coming off of them. The gum was strangely bitter and terrible though.

>>6428279

>>6428515
Is Slimer an angel? What was he when alive?

>>6428324
Why are they all open?!

>>6428330
Fuck year dinosaur dracula

These claimed to be 100% fruit juice? What the fuck, man. The 90's were out of control.

>>6428532

God damn you. Tube bubblegum was the best.

>>6428568

>literally "Nuts & Gum: Together at Last!"

>>6428339
>Rape flavor

>>6428279

so I got a good memory

>>6428568
>Rambo gum
Amazing.

best happy meal toys ever

I knew the end times had come and the illumanti had won when these disappeared from shelves.

>>6428744
Holy shit I completely forgot all about those. They were genuinely amazing.

>>6428279

NOT VIDYA

>>6428744

>itaintgonnashellitself.avi

>>6428744
he's technically a cannibal

>>6428557
I had the Knuckles and the Tails toys.

>>6428279
Do you have a good recipe for these, OP? My mother would always serve them raw and it was disgusting.

Dat apple dipping sauce was GOAT

>>6428744
The conspiracy is real

>>6428550
How do you know they weren't? Anyway a lot of cheap juice mixes are like 90% apple and pear juice and 10% whatever flavor they're supposed to be.

>>6428537
OHHH MY GODDDDD ORBITZ these things almost killed me i was at a babysitter's house (she was like 16) and her room had a weird lava lamp type thing that looked like orbitz and i tried to drink it but she caught me when i was trying to open it

>>6428279
Fuck, OP. Holy fuck. I still have mine somewhere in my old Stuffies Bin. It's over 20 fuckin years old.

THIS ISNT EVEN FOOD WHY AM I SEEING THIS ON CK

>>6428324

Coughing fits: the frozen snack

>>6429190
those names are hysterical and so cheesy it's amazing. only the 90's, man....

>>6428437

They still do this and they really shouldn't.

If you're going to eat a bug just eat the damn bug.

>>6428796

My parrot eats turkey and chicken.

Just thought I would share.

>>6429190
>wheels

>>6429190
damn man you got me, wheels was the best.

>>6429190

That's when BK was loaded to the gills with MSG and fucking delicious.

>>6428552

If they don't still sell this then I am seriously pissed.

>>6429395

You weren't a very intelligent child, were you?

>>6429380
okay wait, I found the original squeezit. I guess that 100% shit was a last ditch effort to get the mom dollars before they discontinued them. I know they weren't real fruit because they tasted like liquified jolly ranchers.

I used to get these with my cousin then we'd count the number of cherries in the pie to see who got the most. The trick is not burning your mouth or fingers on that hot cherry lava.

>>6428537
Should I go for trying to get one of these on ebay? I never tried them and every time a thread like this comes up, I get curious.

>>6429190
Boomer was my waifu.

These have actually resurfaced, but under a different brand name. TGIFriday's used to have a flavor of chips that was the exact same recipe, and then I think it went to another brand. I bought a few bags from Big Lots a couple years ago.

>>6429749

Orbitz on ebay are for keeping on the shelf. At best it will be horrible and at worst it will have turned into an alcohol other than ethanol and you will go blind.

>>6429543
damn I loved these. I remember eating the 7Up ones while playing the 7Up Cool Spot game for Genesis.

>>6429190
Just Dog

>>6429752
Whoa, good to know.

>>6429753
Oh man, I remember those too. They had more of a punch than the Sodalicious ones.

>>6429758

Other forms of alcohol are turned into formaldehyde in your liver and it will literally pickle your eyes. This is some shit that needs to be straight up told to teenagers. This was "discovered" accidentally by people trying to make moonshine by people who didn't know what the fuck they were doing.

>>6428524
A gentleman

>>6428524
Joey.

>>6429190
>Lingo; clearly a foreigner
>KidVid; because he's a 90's kid
>Snaps; because she's a overall wearing bitch?
>I/Q; autismo
>Jaws; no idea
>Boomer; because it's a boys name and she's a girl, but she's a tomboy
>Wheels; kek

>>6428537
I remember grabbing one of these after walking home from school on a super hot day. It was awful. They taste terrible and don't quench your thirst at all.

>>6429545
I've seen them in my childhood pretty often but they got banned from my country in the 1990s i guess. I were too disgusted anyway to eat one of these

These were delicious

>>6428515


You must be pretty fucking old to remember those, bro.

>>6428279
i had a glow worm. i always remember my hands being too small and weak to squeeze it for very long so i could only make the head light up for half a second.

>>6429645
to be fair lava lamps are sealed just like sodas.

>>6429190
An asian kid called Lingo? That's cruel

>>6429873

I found it ironic but how in the hell do you try and drink something that will burn your hands? The orbitz-like substance collects in a cake when the lamp is turned off.

I guess it's about having parents who went to college. No offense intended to anyone.

>>6429840
>>Snaps; because she's a overall wearing bitch?
Do you not see the fucking camera?

Snaps was the best girl.

>>6428279

ketchup in glass bottles that hate to give it up

>>6429922
>2015
>Not realizing that Ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid and tapping on the bottom makes it harder to get out.

Why are so many people retarded?

>>6428717
I used to have the fries one!

>>6429884
That's funny and true... Lingo Lance Johnson the creepy asian kid down the block.

>>6429884
Looks more 'spanic to me than Asian. Motherfucker looks like he coats everything in sazón before eating.

Actually, that sounds pretty good: a charbroiled sazón con achiote chicken burger with with cilantro and smoked ají dulce mayonnaise. I fucks with it.

>>6428306
literally teared up

I need to get a grip

>>6429190
Reminds me of these guys. Multi ethnic cartoon kids with a dog were common in the 80's and 90's I guess

>>6428568
Rambo gum? No fucking way. Id buy that for a doller.

>>6428568
Why is everything today so soulless?

>>6429860
>pretty fucking old
>1997

Please leave child.

This mini-series though, man.

>>6429749
cheese pizza

>>6430282
big bird look like pepe

>>6430282
Fun fact: There's an episode of this where they all meet the Loch Ness monster that was only sold online for a short time and is insanely rare nowdays.

Most people actually thought it doesn't even exist until someone on /co/ randomly made a thread about it and posted a few photos.

>>6429131
oh fuck

>>6429190
>wheels
>jaws
>lingo
>kid vid

>>6430264
Because gum companies woke up and started doing their own marketing instead of being a marketing product for others.
The result of course is "edgy" gum. Everyone trying to be the coolest gum in the world, despite that gum as a concept is pretty boring.

>>6430448
>edgy
Nice meme word. You're probably a shitposter.

>>6428568

I really wish I had that collection

I wonder what it's worth

>>6428461
Candy cigarettes used to be my shit. The pure sugar ones that came in like, Spiderman packaging or whatever. Now that I think back on it, those were hilarious.

>>6429728
The lemon ones used to be my shit. We lived near a Hostess outlet, so we'd roll up there every weekend or whatever and buy all the marked down shit that expires in a day.

>>6429885
When you're under the age of 5, it makes perfect sense that the glowy lamp shit is edible. Kids don't start developing actual logic until they're 8~9, and they don't stop being retarded until they're well into their 20s.

>>6428557
Holy shit my cousin had the tails toy. I remember fucking breaking that shit because he wouldn't let me have it even though he didn't like tails.

>>6430920
Were you also the neighbourhood bully?

>>6428480
You want to know how I got these scars?

>>6428324
Banana ones were the best flavour. Closely followed by blue raspberry.

>>6429644
They do. Just saw it at 7-11 the other day.

>>6430282

That show was the shit man its what made me fat you can still watch it on YouTube
>time for me to put on my adventure shoes

We never had this at my house but a childhood friend did and it was awesome. Too bad they were so small.

ITT: manchildren

>>6429848
Bugs are not gross. Try them.

These had a very distinct scent that I miss very much

>>6429840
KidVid is clearly the person with autism.
I/Q is a manlet.

>>6433047
Man Ronald was a genuinely scary looking character. How was I not even remotely scared of him as a kid. It seems like the 80's and 90's were just chalked full of strange ass characters. You never see shit like him around anymore.

>>6433236
ITP: underage

I know these are still around but I remember carrying around a pack of these as a kid and adventuring and pretending they were like canteens and my only form of sustenance in the woods. There was something so cool about biting the tops off and spitting them then downing the 2ml of sugarwater.

>>6430889

My parents let me buy one when I was seven and carefully explained that they were extremely dangerous. I was convinced that they were liquid grenades for three years.

>>6433277
These used to come on the front cover of various comics over here (UK) in the late 80's and I loved them.

>>6429190
I wanted to fuck the shit out of Snapy. Not gonna lie, I probably would still. I hated all the other ones.

>>6434211
Well, I guess the dog was cool if he didn't bark.

>>6433702
God those were fucking awful. My mom told us the wax was also edible so I tried it and then never again. Fuck those things. My mothers childhood must've been severely deprived or something, because they were her favourite even when she was a kid.

>>6428316
Shiiiiit

>>6428279
my mom gave mine away

Isuddenly feel very sad

>>6434305
Nice. Forgot about that show

>>6433219
>Shame they were so small
>8 oz
>Small

>>6434318
Considering the standard is 12oz yes, it's small.

>>6434305

didn't that dude end up being a child molester or something

>>6434318

Go home silly europoor.

>>6434406
yes, like most tv personalities he raped a few kids, get over it

>>6434323
Not that guy, but wouldn't those drinks be generally geared towards primary schoolers? And isn't 8oz 240ml? And isn't that more than enough for a nine-year old? I don't know about you, but as a primary schooler, try as I might, I was never able to finish a 12oz/350ml drink.

I'm weirdly nostalgic for shitty mcdonalds salads in a cup.

I was 11 and just got diagnosed with T1 diabetes and ate these shits all the time with balsamic dressing cause it was no carbs.

>>6434500
I've never had that, but that's exactly how I make salads for myself at work.
I bring a plastic liddable container. In it is vinegar, garlic paste, mustard, oil and salt.
I remove the lid, add some salad veg, relid and shake the every-loving piss out of it for a minute. Then eat. Makes the vinaigrette and covers the salad with it, all in one go.

Now I want salad.

>>6433388
I remember the creepy plots to most of the shows too
There was this one episode of rug rats where Chickie wishes he was never born and he's sees how life would be with out him and his dad went fucking batshit and started drinking that was fucked up I wish I could find the episode like I'm not even joking that's an actual episode and its one of my favorites

>>6434666
I remember that episode, but I still think you should learn how to use a comma.

>>6434666
http://rugrats.wikia.com/wiki/Chuckie%27s_Wonderful_Life

>>6433081
what are these??

>>6434690
Versatile milk drinks, duh.

>>6434689
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/D7tEnGvdvLw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>>6434700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7tEnGvdvLw

>>6434666

>>6430282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04I0ZMIheNQ

>>6434709
took me forever to remember his name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdppYlhxltw

>>6434715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ79AqEtHXo

>>6429783
Hmm I would like to believe your post but I bet one of my drunk friends to drink a bottle of rubbing alcohol (isopropyl) and he was fine.

>>6434736

If you're young, it doesn't.

What the fuck kind of idiot drinks isopropyl?

>>6430279
It's still old m8. Most children don't start forming memories until they are 5 and most memories under 10 are usually foggy/faded/unclear etc and you usually can't tell what is what other than 1 thing. Unless you drank those everyday or they were very special to you it would be hard to remember them unless you were around 9-12, which would make you 28-31.

>tfw people who were born in 97 are 18 now

I want to kill myself.

>>6433388

>>6428744
>thumbnail
>peanut man fondles own breasts.gif

>>6434747
>tfw people who were born in 97 are 18 now

>mfw there will be humans born in 2000 turning 18 in under 3 years

>>6434745
A drunken alcohol that wants 20 dollars.

>>6434773

>>6428339
Sticky Forefinger - The Movie - The Candy

>>6429644
I saw them at a Pic Quick, but thet were in ball shape since selling them in the string form and in a 'dip' bag 'promotes' and 'encourages' using snuff.

>>6430867
I just got 72 packs from World's confection. They are the same recipe but without the red on the end, because ya know, smoking.
>>6430889
>When you're under the age of 5, it makes perfect sense
No. They make cleaners and other inedibles in gnarly colors that kids are used to drinking, but if the child had a parent that actually takes the minute to explain to the, the kid, even if under 5, will know not to drink it. If I were to buy a lava lamp, my kid would know not to drink it because I have already explained to him if it's not in the fridge or pantry, don't even try. Plus he's very aware and knows what's what just by looking at the package and from seeing me use it to clean or something.

>>6434978
Does BK still serve that awful apple flavoured dipping sauce? The kind you'd dip your nuggets in. That was so bad, yet so good.

>>6434745
Surprisingly quite a few. One of my friends has done it twice now, first time he blacked out and shat everywhere in another friend's bathroom. He's lucky he isn't blind or some shit.

>>6428311
There's a burrito place near where I live that still uses that style label for their cherry coke dispenser.

>>6434715
>>6434728

christ

seeing these is so fucking sad. These existed in a not-too-distant past that only could have happened under such exact circumstances that will never ever happen again. I fucking hate the internet. Man is not supposed to be entertained 24/7. What would I be doing without 4chan?

>>6435857
Don't they still show the movie it's based on every Christmas?

>>6434773
>kids born after 9/11 are in high school

>>6434666
Reminds me of the fucked up Rugrats comics the artist would draw, I think because he was either stressed out working on the show or just hated it. But they were fucked up. If anyone has a link or those pics I'd be forever grateful.

I even think there was one involving Stu and Angelica doing...yeah.

>>6436094
I got you, man: http://lostmedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rugrats_%22Incredible_Storyboard_Jam%22_%281998_Banned_In-House_Comic%29

>>6436099
Aw shit, exactly what I was looking for. Thanks m8.

>>6433702
these were the best

>>6436107
They were fucking shit. I'd rather get one of those shitty barrel shaped juices that no one fucking knew how to open.

>>6429618
You should sit down and eat some monkey with him

>>6428537
What's the floating stuff?

>>6430133
Kids Next Door?

>>6433219
Man these look comfy.

>>6434406
Are you sure that's the same person?
This guy is actually using a pot.

>>6436262

they are the titular orbitz

>>6434412
Did they work?

>>6434500
This isn't too bad really. Maybe not for McDonald's, but a small, cheaply run place pandering to starving people wanting healthy options.

>>6434704
That was fucking horrifying.

>>6434736
niggers, meth heads, and crack addicts, in other words your general degenerate parasites.

>>6436277
>he thinks there's only one child molesting cook guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frugal_gourmet#Sexual_abuse_allegations

You're thinking of Steven Reed of Weber Cooks.

>>6429190
>Jaws
He's a niggo
>Lingo
He's....Mexican? I don't get this fucking name
>KidVid
HES RADICAL
>I/Q
NEEEEERRRRD
>wheels
Never would've been able to do that today
>Snaps
Camera?
>Boomer
Because she fucked wheels


Wheels got all the bitches

>>6428326
>>6428313

Are these your personal photos?

These were absolutely sickeningly sweet, jesus christ I'm sure these little sugar cunts contributed to the global rise in diabetes cases.

>>6430274
oooooh nelly

I only had this once but i remember it being the best grape soda ever.

>>6428557
My dad was a teacher and the day before I started kindergarten, my siblings and all the other teachers/administrators kids were at the school while I parents did their shit. I broke my collarbone in the gym (we were playing baseball and I was riding on the back of the principles son and he tripped) and my dad was not happy that he had to take me to the doctor.

After we were done at the doctors, he felt bad for being so brusque with me that I got my first (and I think only) McDonalds kids meal or happy meal, whatever they call it.

Got Tails.Traded it for a Predator toy a couple years later. Thanks nostalgia.

>>6430595
>trying to downvote on 4chan

>>6428279

>>6430595
Why you getting mad over one word?

>>6439748
The concept of "being mad" about something completely eludes you.

>>6439775
No I think I got the concept just fine

>>6430595
this is a shitpost

>>6439793
Nope.

>>6439803
Yes

>>6439805
>derp

>>6439819
Don't ya think 2009's a bit early for nostalgia threads?

>>6428313
>>6428306
>>6428326
>tfw sytrafoam containers are no longer available anyway besides no-name gas stations because "muh enviroment"
Nothing prevents heat transfer like that shit. Best disposable drink container for hot and cold.

>>6439828
A most witty retort!

>>6435896
>tfw I was in my first year of college during 9/11

>>6434076
>pickled onion flavor corn snacks

>>6439870
#selfie

hard to believe these are still sold

>>6439922
this is still around? why nostalgia?

>>6439870
*tips fedora*

>>6429783
I'll bet you my degree in biochemistry you don't know what you're talking about.

>>6439975
Just the can design
Also it was a lot easier to find back then

>>6434461
they still sell these! omg omg omg

http://www.candymachines.com/Tongue-Splasher-Large-Can-P971.aspx

>>6439880
they were actually ok

>>6430279
nearly 20 years ago, yeah thats pretty old

>>6428714
MODS

>>6433081
These are great before a workout. Chocolate and vanilla are the best flavours.

>>6433219
>That look on Yoshi's face
>"Look inside"

He wants me to look in his ass.

>>6428427
kek

>>6433299
KidVid had autismo

IQ was an assburger

Taste way better than Kool-Aid Jammers

>>6440011
child pls go

>>6433277
Holy shit...those are them!!! I remember when i was a child, like real young, walking to the store with either my brother, he wasn't very much older all by ourselves to the store a few blocks down from our house to get these.

Shit we must have been 7, my bro 11 I wouldn't let my nephew walk to the donut shop by himself and this kid is already 12. Times have changed man.

>>6434978
I did not like those at all, they disgusted me.

>>6433219
Beast, they probably taste like shit, but back then they were awesome.

>>6428326
>>6428313
Rarely ever got pancakes, we mostly got sausage mcmuffins, but I do remember those, I hated the sound, and the bitches always broke.

>dat 20 piece box

I remember sharing with my bro in the car...goddamn man dem feels...

>>6439977

>>6428437
Had a few of those, never actually ate em though

>>6430889

>2015
>don't stop being retarded until they're well into their 20s
>assuming they'll ever not be retarded

fucking lel'd mate.

>>6440066
I really really really like this image

>>6440061
>wouldn't let my nephew walk to the donut shop by himself and this kid is already 12
But why? Used to walk to the corner store with my older cousins all the time. I was like 8~9 and they were 13 and 14. Also used to walk to the store with my sister when we were 10~11.

>>6440059
People born in 1997 are turning 18 this year.

>>6440058
Loved those things.

>>6428437
I tried one of these with a scorpion inside.

>>6428330

>>6429113
damn son, I loved that shit too

the sweet and sour is a close analogue though, but it still aint the same

shake em up fries from bk are something I remember being really fun as a kid, don't recall if they tasted good though

>>6429131
JESUS CHRIST I've been trying to remember what that candy was called, I fondly remembered eating this... orange and blue one... but I wonder if it's really called String Thing, and not some other candy...

>>6433083
I remember getting the most citrusy Five Alive drinks as part of my hot lunches at elementary. I disliked it so much as a kid.

>>6434736
>drunk friend drank rubbing alcohol
If I recall correctly, having drinkable alcohol in your system will counteract stuff like the rubbing alcohol

>>6440683
>>6433083
>five alive is a kids' drink
I had no idea. I only know the phrase from an American band from the 90s that I like (my favourite band, actually). They named a song after it.
Despite the title, the song isn't even about the stuff. It only gets mentioned once in passing in the middle.
>a happy child drinks five alive
Then there's a line about some dude doing cocaine and getting blood on his shirt.

>>6433277
They still make those, they are horrible for you.

I had this when I was a kid

>>6440946

Wait maybe these are the ones that you can't eat

>>6440949
I was wondering why I couldn't see anything on there that said you can eat them.

>>6440903
99% of this thread is horrible for you.

>>6440949
I had a Harry Potter themed kitchen thingy where you could make shitty gummy candies. It was awful.