/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Balvenie 12 Doublewood neat with a dash of water.

Bretty good tbh

I bought a 12 pack of Natural Ice last night. I hadn't drank in 3 weeks. Drank half in the span of about an hour, ate some macaroni and cheese, and then slept for about 16 hours. Feels good man.

>>6425505
Bottle of water, why do you ask?

>>6425528
curiosity

>>6425528

Water isn't a drink. You heard it here first.

>>6425509
nice

Because the 5 other alcohol threads aren't enough? Are you drunk again or something?

Pibb Xtra

>>6425595
Even though this is technically name brand, I love alternative sodas.

Pepsi > Coca Cola

Pibb Xtra > Dr. Pepper

etc.

>>6425505

Shitty vodka and 400mg of CWE codeine. Life is good yet so so bad

>>6425610
right about pibb, wrong about pepsi

whatever the fuck this is
>$1.99 at 7/11

Fireball

I love cinnamon, but dear fucking god that's alot of cinnamon.

>>6425595

>pibb

Gaaaaaayyyyyyyy, I mean you couldn't even suck a million dicks to be any queerer than drinking that.

>>6425505
The finest blended scotch whiskey on the face of the planet, accept no substitutions.

>>6425610
>Pepsi > Coca Cola
Clear sign of autism

>>6425610
Pepsi isn't an "alternative" brand.
RC Cola would be more the alternative in that case.

>>6425705
meh. taste good to me. all i care about.

Vernors ginger ale.

Some light brandy, not that good, lacks in aroma.

been sober 3 weeks, if dubs I'll relapse tonight

I AM DRINKING HOT WATER!!!

I miss the love of my life. And it's been years. Gotta drown my sorrows.

>>6425505
Going to have some cider in a few hours. Drinking water right now.

>>6425505
this

The finest English vodka

Grain alcohol and coconut water
I don't even get hungover it's that pure

had about 10 beers so far


pranqsters
dallas blonde ale
fat tire
lone star

>>6425505
drinking bud light now but am going to increase the difficulty and do a few shots of belvedere vodka in a bit.

>>6426156
you like that better than belvedere? i've never had either before and am looking for a new vodka - something different than absolut

>>6425505
Jagermeister, which I don't even like

The main reason boards such as /pol/ /tv/ /lit/ /fit/ /fa/ /co/ /ck/ /a/ /v/ /vg/ /a/ /ic/ /sp/ /b/ /mu/ and /r9k/ is so shit is because it is inhabited by loser teenagers.

The quality of these boards have dropped dramatically because these are the most basic of interests and appeal to the masses.

This in turn attracts teenagers as they are more knowledgeable about forums and also wish to gain knowledge in these interests.

The same teenagers will also suffer from being lonely or stupid which is evidenced by the fact they will post on /r9k/ also.

Essentially, what killed this site, was the influx of desperate teenagers in the bringing back of /r9k/ and /pol/ and as the memes and overused jokes developed so did this perpetual 4chan state arise.


This, in my humble opinion, is a virtual representation of society when it comes to the arts or popular interests and why coming to this site is not beneficial in the slightest.

If one wishes to become knowledgeable then 4chan (apart from its stickies) is not the place.

>>6426206
Ok, but what are you drinking?

>>6426206
Well aren't you such a fucking genius.

>>6426206
>I hate what used to be mine
>now I'm old!
Fuck you!

Asahi

>inb4 weeaboo

>>6426158
that's bretty hardcore m8

>>6426194
Ive never drank Belvedere.

I drink very little vodka. Once or twice a year. Typically Im going for gin, rum, whiskey, beer, wine - basically anything but vodka.

This won a few awards along the way, and it being English encouraged me. Its pretty decent, but I have minimal experience to compare it.

prpl drank

Gin tonics. I'm getting pretty wasted. I've had 10 days on antibiotics where I couldnt drink and now I'm going all out.

>>6425505
CHEAP BOOZE YA IDJIT

It's cheap and it's strong and it's booze
what more can you want? this ain't yoo-hoo with the stabby straw, it's alcohol, god damn

mescaline vomit slime

every time I take a sip I have to honestly sit for like 40 seconds trying to suppress my vomit, I've dry reached around 30 times already and I'm not even half way done

ad I know for sure I'm going to vomit anyway

literally nothing in my life tastes as bad as this, and I've even drunk methylated spirits (with bitrex) to get drunk

>>6425538
Water is a drink, but it isn't a beverage.

>>6425698
mad dragon man
they never stock too much of them, and they're always that small.
but it's a good % and they're worth it if your convenience store has them rather than hard alcohol thats another mile down the road

Aglianico. It's a grape, you've probably never heard of it.

>>6426240

I never got the appeal of hallucinating and vomiting at the same time, but I think I heard someone say there's no more acid anymore ever because they busted the guy who was making pretty much all of it. So maybe kids these days are more desperate.

ima grip an sip

>>6426251
in my experience you drink the slime, wait about 45 mins to 1 hour and a half, in this time you smoke weed to deal with the nausea, then you will vomit you entire stomach out, and then after you'll feel really euphoric and the start tripping for like 13 hours. The trip is like a laid back acid, almost like acid mixed with morphine, and it's a surprisingly 'synthetic'/digital, type trip for coming from a cactus, whereas with shrooms etc it feels more earth and organic

personally even taking into account the spewing, mescaline is my favourite psychedelic out of acid/shrooms/mescaline/lsa/fly agaric/salvia/other random shit I've tried

Canadian Club on the rocks out of my favorite little glass that i took from the Hilton Baltimore

damnit boys I'm drunk as fuck right now
I've found alcohol genuinly works as an anti-depressant for me
I didn't drink for 10 days (see my previous post about antibiotics) and I was depressed as hell, I suffer som schizoaffective disorder and I have big problems just keeping my apartment clean and getting out of bed, but after my 10 day abstain I had a night of drunkenness and the next day I felt a billion times better and got around to doing laundry and cleaning a bit, something that had seemed impossible before

>>6426269
Justify it any way you want
booze is fun
you're not a good person
you aren't actually suffering from any mental problems or psychoactive disorders
you just want to drink and have an excuse to drink that's not "I want to drink" because society looks down on drink

>>6426269
dude try opiates it works far better than alcohol but instead of hangovers you get withdrawals

I used to be an depressed medicating with alcohol but then I switched to opiates now my life is far more comfy

>>6426275
>you aren't actually suffering from any mental problems or psychoactive disorders
I was diagnosed before I became an alcoholic

>>6426232
the only time I ever see people drink that is when they're homeless

are you homeless anon?

>>6426330

no its just tasty as fuck

>>6426338

on a hot summers day

>>6426245
Whatever the fuck it is it's going really well with cherry pepsi right now

>$1.99 for 20% and enough liquid for a litre of pepsi
I'm liking this, a lot.

>>6426194
>am looking for a new vodka
I got a couple of bottles of Stolichnaya on special offer last week and they are fantastic. Dunno if I'd pay full price because it's expensive but it's the nicest I've tried. Much better than Absolut anyway. Had it in both White and Black Russians, but I could just about handle it neat over ice to be honest, first vodka I've had that was good enough for that.

Right now I'm drinking Stoli with blueberry juice over a ton of ice. Pretty perfect breakfast if I say so myself.

>>6425505
This vile shit. Tastes absolutely vile, but gets you a nice buzz.

>>6425505
Some tasty porto

>>6426372
Belvederefag here from above here.Thanks. I might look for that.

Just had a.shot. better than absolut for sure. Less acrid...tasted less poisonous if that makes.sense

>>6426421
dat some arrogant bastard?

shit's delicious

>>6426388
>says it's mint
>picture of salmiakki
Please don't tell me it has both of those things in it.

Beer,fucking beer.

>>6425866
what about blue label?

>>6426493
someone call marty. rust is off the wagon again

Who /tequila/ here?

>>6426607
I'm /gin/ or /whiskey/

>>6426607
tres generaciones plata

just diet coke.

I've got some shitty beer and really expensive whiskey I'm saving. Couldn't make it to the liquor store for the day

Sierra Nevada Nooner. Wish I could drink this all the time.

>>6425509
1. Neat.
2. With a dash of water.
Pick one

Water of life.

>>6426228
Far underrated post.

>>6425505
water

>>6425505
Nepal green tea.
Tastes as cat's piss, but I got used to it.

>>6426486

Over priced.

>>6426486
Everything JW beyond red and black is outrageously and insanely overpriced. I don't think any other brand manages to sell such inordinately priced blends but somehow they made a thing out of it. Get a few bottles of good single malt rather than a bottle of that stuff unless you care more about having an expensive thin on your shelf than flavor.

>>6428294
>it's bad because it's a blend
All liquor over $90 is overpriced. Just because your Macallan 25 is a single malt doesn't make you any less of a sucker.

>>6428148
FAGGOT
I'm sorry

>>6428302

I didn't say it's bad because it's a blend. I said that it's an overpriced one and nothing more. Don't put words in my mouth and try to antagonize me over what I didn't say.

I did imply that single malts have more/better flavor than blends, and I think that's true in the majority of cases, but that doesn't make all blends bad. Just less interesting on average.

Any one here give Hidden Legend's meads a try? I am really interested in trying it.

I don't understand putting ice in your whisky. It kills the flavour.

>>6428398
What if you make ice cubes out of whiskey ?

>>6428398
whiskey stones mate

>>6428410
Still a resounding no from me.

>>6425505
Last night I drank a fifth of vodka. Taking a break today to try and recover a bit.

what if you use whiskey stones

>>6425505
100 Proof Aristocrat vodka mixed with coke zero, chasing two 5mg Valiums.
Got 5 stripped Vicodins, ready to go into my next glass of vodka.
Will follow that with 3 4mg xanax and another glass of vodka.
Hopefully by the time they kick in, I will be able to sleep.

>>6428426
>>6428418
hive mind

MomAnon here.

>inb4 tits or gtfo

Been on near-obsessively since the Boston Bombings. Yes, I'm an INTJ. I get some good, honest laughs from /b/, love the white knight raids (Jerkin' Joes and the kid who didntknooooo) and think that what was done for Dusty the Cat was an extremely proud moment in the history of 4chan.

Only rarely do I identify myself. It's simply not necessary most of the time. Also don't want to be called attention whore, be flooded with tits or gtfo, or other summer-level bullshit.

I also lurk in /pol/ and /int/. Might have to head over to /fit/ one day, stretch my cables and I'm drinking grey goose.

>>6428418
>>6428426
Never tried this actually. Might work, but, I'm still in favour of warm whisky.

>>6428422
what's a fifth of vodka in ml?

>>6428440
750

>>6428434
How is Grey Goose? Never tried it.

>>6428456
Just tastes like a smoother version of smirnoff I guess. Goes down easier.

>>6428463
I'm trying Sake for the first time today. I don't know what to expect.

>>6428468
what kind did you get?

>>6428471
Sho Chiku Bai. I didn't want to spend tons, just in case I didn't like it.

>>6425919
been sober almost 4 months. will relapse if dubs. probably will relapse regardless

>>6428708
Go big or go home

like archer made this thread

>>6428484
That stuff is god awful, don't judge sake based on it. It's like getting Steel Reserve because you don't want to spend money on good beer unless you're sure you like it.

When buying sake look for words like "junmai", "ginjo", and "daiginjo" on the bottle, anything less is for drinking hot on a cold winter night (not that there's anything wrong with that but it's how you use up the cheapest worst sake"

Also make sure it was bottled in the last 12 months or it shouldn't be sold. A lot of liquor stores in the US disregard this rule.

>>6428762
spotted the weeb

>>6428770
Baka gaijin, I didn't even use kanji in my post.

>>6425505
Water like a non degenerate

>>6428845
every degenerate that has ever lived consumed water

water b/c im not an al/ck/oholic.

>>6428861
>>6428845

>Waterfags

>>6428865
>>6428861
>>6428845

I'm drinking water AND trashcan punch. Get on my level.

Didn't have time to stop by the liquor store to get the wine I wanted for dinner, so I'm finishing up a 4 pack of some obsolete luddite pisswater made with 1970s anti-American hops because I forgot about Pearl Harbor and I hate all Americans and science too.

>>6426607
I have a poster of that bottles label in my room. Liquor store promotionals can be pretty cool.

>>6428899
>Real tequila
>Real Mexico
>Real life

>>6425505
Everclear goes good with anything.

>>6428890
I heard that stuff is pretty good

>>6425698
Premium Orange Wine.
WTF is this stuff?

>>6425698
Oh rad it's an MD 20/20 replacement. I won't buy the stuff now that it's down to 13% abv

>>6427766

>>6428770
Actually, everything he says is correct. Sake goes bad after 12 months.

>>6428976
that doesn't have anything to do with him being a weeaboo

>>6428946
It's really refreshing, I'm glad they make them in 12 oz bottles now. Fuck breweries that only put out ridiculously impractical sizes for novelty value. Different doesn't mean better.

Water.

I'll probably drink some cheap shots and get my dick sucked later in the night

Seagrams Extra smooth vodka + Kapali coffee liqueur + Saint Brendans

>>6428845
Gross. Fish fuck in that stuff.

>>6426607
>>6428899
How is Epsilon Tequila? I have been wanting to try some tequila that isn't Jose Quervo or Patron, and I love the bottles/artwork.

>>6428456
It's really nice, smooth and mild.
I like Belvedere a little better because it's got a little more flavor, but it's not a big enough distinction that I'd turn down anything made with GG.

This is the best beer I've had.

Some cheap cabernet sauvignon from chile.

>>6428456
Overpriced Tito's.

Just made a Negroni with Dolin and Junipero. Feeling patrician.

>>6428890
stop shitting up every thread with your strawmanning bullshit, it's really not funny

Pretty good. I usually start off with something nice like this and then finish myself off with some cheap shit like lone star light

>>6425505
Spiced rum & rootbeer x2
Tequila & lemonade x2

Got a good buzz going on
>feelsgoodman

i always get right horny when I'm drunk, wtf

>>6429306
that's some true college shit. Try going with diet sodas to reduce calorie intake

>>6428426
lol

>>6429318
kek

>18, almost 19
literally just finished college yesterday

Im drinking water.


FUCK you alcohol drinking pussies. H*URR MY LIFE SO BADS I HAVE TO DRINK BOO HOOO!
|

MC FUCKING KILL YOUSELF!

Better yet btich COME to my house sio i can fucking kill you with my knife ro shoot you injn the dick

PUSSY BITCH fucking faggots STAY OUT OF SEATTLE!

>>6426280
Until you come down. Coming down is a bitch in bitch clothing. I don't have the luxury of crawling in to bed for two days, clinging a pillow.

>>6429347
Making yourself look like a retarded sperglord defeats the purpose of trolling, anon.

>>6429374
Trolled you though hahaha fatso xD

>>6425505
third glass of this

good times

>>6429368
get immodium brah

>>6429095
dericious. its the titos of tequila

>>6429277
You seem upset about something

>>6431203
Fucking gross

>>6428426
I use frozen grapes. Doesn't water down my drink and I get a chilled grape at the end.

>>6431225
God you're a faggot

>>6431236
>Only homosexuals like grapes over rocks
Ok.

you know how water opens up whisky palette?

can you use saliva for that purpose? water is expensive and too far from my bed ._.

>>6431276
Yes sounds like a great idea you should do it

>>6431276
Nathan McPatentTroll actually recommend backwash for softening the tannins in wine that you didn't have time to aerate, so I don't see why this wouldn't work for whisky.

>>6426232
I bought this when I was already drunk a year or two ago. It made my poop black. I remember not enjoying drinking it even though I used to guzzle 211 at the time.

>>6429368
just take more opiates bra

works for me, I haven't had an opiate free day in like at least 5 months

fuck withdrawing I'll put it off forever

>>6425509
for a second i thought you typed balverine

I am drinking my pain away. How about you?

alotta these

Strega, is my usual drink, I also have some Russian standard.

>>6431679
Drinking the time away. I start drinking when I don't feel like reading anymore.

I'm not drinking anything cool tonight, just pic related to stay up and finish a project but does anyone know if they sell pic related outside of Iceland?
It's pretty good but I haven't seen it in the U.S. (or anywhere outside Iceland.)

>>6432340
Wow I fucked that up. Currently drinking this pic related. Wish it was Brennivin

>>6432340
I've never even seen a schnapps with that high % abv in burgerland. I guess it varies a lot, but most of them that I've seen are about half that.

>>6432345
Yeah, the american version of "schnapps" is kinda fucked up. It'd probably be marked as a "Flavored Liqueur" if it was imported state-side.

2 parts brandy, 1 part heavy cream.

>>6429347
Bitch please, already here, Cap hill faggot come fight me.

>>6428426
>chilling your whiskey
you guys don't actually do this do you?

Experience is only as creditable as how it's interpreted.

>>6432476
Incredible!

>>6425505
Just two of these tonight.

>>6432471
How is it? That's hilarious.

>probably tastes like repressed memories, cigs, poverty, and masturbation

had wild roots marionberrry vodka and soda with a lime wedge yesterday.

was good.

>>6432476
is that a matcha latte?

This brandy is nice. The three spelling errors in gold lettering on its commemorative box not so much

>>6425505
right now a mojito

>>6425505

>>6429347
>injin

Das raciss.

>>6425703
Amen Brotha!

Just bought some of this, havent opened yet. How is it?

Linie Aquavit, 1 cube of ice.

>>6431203
No way is that natural colour
That looks sickly and sweet

I like red and blonde beer, love white russians, would drink black beer and wines and that's all I know. What would you recommend me to try?

Water. Last night it was whiskey and coke.

>>6425505

Jameson.

>incoming hatred

Are these the interracial porn threads of /ck/

El Dorado 12 year

>>6425505
anyone here make moonshine?

i made a bunch from sugar and super yeast its got a lot of off flavors

>>6435224

>Makes moonshine
>Complains about off flavours

What were you expecting? Paradise in your mouth?

It's only good enough when you're innawoods

>>6428930
My niggah. It taste like honey when ya mix it with the heb coke

>>6425866
Diageo plz go home.

Tastes pretty damn decent actually. The stopper is kinda cool too, natch. No intention of collecting them though. Way more expensive than I'd care to pay for ever again, even though I got mine at Costco.
Knob Creek is my favorite. Delicious and affordable.

I like it. Not too expensive, but very tasty.

>>6425703
>>6437519

Hey /ck/, what are some good scotch whiskeys?

Water

>anno domini MMXV
>still drinking alcohol
Shiggy diggy

w/ Bundaberg Ginger Beer

>drinking? It's only tw-

fuck it's almost 6 already

>unemployed life

>>6426194
Tito's vodka is good and lower in price than Belvedere.

Fuck you

>>6428429
Where do you get 4mg xanax?

Tequila sunrise

>>6437580
I know that feel ;__;

>>6425505
my new fav

I've got some Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout in the fridge, though.

Water.
Straight up.
In a dirty glass.

>>6439037
come on bro
>frozen bottle
>ice cubes
>whiskey liquer
Pick none

>>6439105
I take mine with kahlua

>>6440815
the hangover it'll give him is punishment enough

This

>>6439037
this has to be b8

apple juice

simple

healthy

>>6439037
>>6440815
>>6443414
I don't get the joke.

>>6425505
Cheap supermarket vodka and ginger beer. Shit is ruining me. I'm wrecked. Half a bottle down my neck and I can barely type. The ginger beer has no alcohol but it burns my throat; feels good.

>>6443499
Seely?

Vodka and Soda with lemon juice.

Drinking on the cheap.

>>6443499
>Half a bottle down my neck and I can barely type.
>makes grammatically flawless post

poorfag here
this currently

>>6443499
>Half a bottle down my neck
you're not supposed to drink a bottle like that you fag

>>6432606
>6% ALC
Yeah, we just call that beer.

>>6439037
I like how americunts have "REAL" slapped on everywhere. "Real cheese", "Real honey", "Real orange flavoring", etc.

Is artificial shit so prevalent there?

water. im going through some real shitty times and decided to not drink alcohol until im better

Just ordered these.
Did I fuck up? Just looking to try something new.

>>6425505
Just straight vodka. I'm gettin a nice buzz.

>>6443995
I've seen similar things in Canada, Mexico, UK etc. I'll never understand why the world just obsesses over the US.

>>6428426
I like having glasses that aren't broken

I'm drinking this mixed with diet mountain dew. Tying one on here real good. Last time I'll drink for a long, long time. Fuck yeah probation.

>>6444075
>whiskey
>mixed with anything
>let along mountain dew
:(

>>6444084
Canada House is bottom of the barrel (har har whisky is made in a barrel) liquor. And it goes surprisingly well with mountain dew.

Also go fuck yourself I'll drink what I want. I'm going full sober after tonight. Let me have my fun.

>>6425505

Tea.

Finishing a bottle of Bulleit bourbon, on a budget right now, probably going to get a bottle of Speyburn next since I am craving scotch but also don't have much money,

>>6444020
Nope, you did good. Of course personal taste varies but both of those are very highly regarded.

got a bottle of this today for $50 (lol canada), is it good stuff?

>>6425505
Köstritzer.

>>6425505
what do i win for playing OP?

>>6444312
No

>>6444327
That's not guinness though so I'm not sure what the implication of that image is.
nothing there indicates what you're drinking. Might as well be apple juice.

>>6444336
>>6444336
GOOD POINT.

+10 points for due dilligence

Its actually icehouse beer

32oz bottle of lagunitas sucks, if i stil want more beer i'll probably have a two hearted ale
or maybe my 10% green tea wit

Bud hurricane. and etoffese your high horse Had I said an esctuscan or apine porter,most of ck would be fawning.just simple hurricane(bad enough). old crow, gilbeys, ronrico rum. When anyone spends much on adverts,there is a catch, always a catch.You better belive it.but mostly.read the small print. very fine.aprapo of nothing there are allways apropo,always.

Does anyone have those /ck/ infographics for alcohol kicking around?

I graduated Uni and more or less left shitty mix and being wasted behind, I'd like to get into actually enjoying the whiskeys and bourbons but I'm still a pleb. Where should I start?

>>6444727
>the whiskeys and bourbons but I'm still a pleb.

Don't be such a goddamm neckbeard, there is nothing especially patrician about whisky or bourbon. I mean it's good but anyone who thinks it makes them a patrician needs to be slapped.

Also expand your palate, there are other good drinks that aren't brown.

>>6425610
You really enjoy sugar, isn't it?