/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6421538
disgusting.jpg

>>6421538
Looks pretty nice, how much did it cost you?

>>6421538

>No cheese
>No ketchup

Throw it in le garbage

>>6421557
how about you fucking go back to macdonalds amerifat.
pic related. had this at Jamies.

>>6421538

I though hippies didn't eat meat? Well i guess if you call it a "Pop's burger" and serve it on a black napkin it must be good right?

>>6421538
>craft beer

please why

>>6421570

>Stacking burgers so high you have to crush them to fit them in your mouth

End yourself, hipster shit.

>>6421538
That girl has nice leggings.

would ask where they're from and get a pair myself/10

>>6421576
i bet a nice ass as well.

>>6421575
i didnt say i enjoyed it you autistic fuck. Its just the last one I had.

>>6421538

Made it myself, a 2000gr paty made on a charcoal grill, this was the las art of a 1/4.

>>6421572
Chill dude, it was from a burger fest so I tried few of them
Here is another one
>>6421546
Around 3-4 euro, if I recall cirrectly

>>6421596
And the third one, teriyaki chicken burger

>>6421596
>>6421538
Why isn't there any beefsteak tomato on these burgers?

>>6421655
finally a real no fucking hipster burger. Wouldeatof/10 even without lettuce.

>>6421655

>>6421641
tomato a shit

Double bypass, I almost came

>>6421660
you remind me of that woman who was vomiting just by smellin brussel sprouts.

>>6421666
eh i like tomatoes, just not on burgers. doesnt add much in my opinion, and just makes things slippery in most cases.

>>6421655
>>6421659
>little bacon cheeseburger
>relish
>grilled mushrooms
>grilled onions
>cajun seasoning, ask for a side of it
>sprinkle that shit on burger
>enjoy best five guys burger ever

>euros
>burgers

You guys have some great food, but I've had your "hamburgers"

Please, just stick to what you know and leave the beef wellington ensembles with lettuce to the pros.

#1 Burger

>>6421557

>putting ketchup on hamburgers

Ketchup is sweet. I don't want a sweet sauce on a hamburger. It's supposed to be salty as fuck like I am right now. Mustard and pickles forever.

>>6421538
>Post burgers you've recently ate.
>you've recently ate
How, op?

>>6421538
That look really good, and I do like how it has a home made bun too
10/10 would eat

Last burger I had, been a while back

>>6421779
sorry, i will try to improve my english skills

>>6421672
it adds a nice cool, freshness thats much needed especially when paired the acidic bite of a pickle. I think it's adding much more than you're giving it credit for.

Also if you're burgers slippery it's because your tomato slice is either too thick or you cut it unevenly.

Or maybe you formed the patty lazily.

Can I post a pic of shit to a blue board without being banned? Because I'm 12 and think it would be funny to do that, as the last burger I ate is digested

it was pretty swag

>>6421584
oh buddy, you made the patty way too thick and cooked it for too long (maybe your grill wasn't hot enough?)

next time, you should make several patties which are thinner than one giant hockey puck. also, griddled patties are better, but that's just my HO.

>>6424382
It's certainly too thick, but when dealing with mince you don't want any of it red. The bacteria has been churned through the entire product, unlike with steak where it is just on the surface.

>>6424386
live a little bit bro
or at least grind your own meat

>>6424342
>swag
Kill yourself. Slowly.

Never disappoints.

>>6421766
>ketchup
>sweet
The things that America manage to fuck up. Holy moly. Here in Denmark ketchup has a tomato-vinegar taste with a TINY hint of sweetness.

From Island Dairy Freeze in Island, KY.

Very small place, popular locally. Popular to the point that when locals who aren't from Island hear the word 'Island', they just assume people are talking about the restaurant. If you're from Island, the restaurant is 'The Dairy Freeze'. If you're from any surrounding town or county, it's just 'Island' and the actual town of Island is just decoration.

Workers wear T-Shirts reading 'HOME OF THE ISLAND BURGER'.

This is the Island Burger, basically. Dressed cheeseburger. Lettuce, pickles, onions, and mayo. Also they have a popular pizza burger, and the combination of pickles, onion, and mustard is also popular.

Very wide, flat patties. They're patted out thin but are still juicy. Crispy outside, tender inside. Tasted more like a mix rather than straight meat, which is a popular crowd-pleaser around here.

I enjoyed it. Small-town, charming simplicity. Ate outside on a bunch of blue wooden benches, each one covered in knife-carved graffiti.

>>6425080
hard to disappoint when you expect and get dogshit

>>6425102

>Lettuce, pickles, onion, and mayo

Oh, and tomato. Not bad tomato either. Pretty big, thick-cut pieces.

>>6425072

> being this salty

lmao

>>6425093
>my ketchup tastes like shit
Want a cookie, faggot?

it was a fiveguys because i had my younger sister over this week and she only eats junk food and i wanted to keep her happy without stooping to mcdonalds.
it was pretty mediocre, fast food burgers upset my guts so i didn't enjoy it much... but in the uk fiveguys is still a trendy place so there weren't any screaming kids, at least.

2 weeks ago i had the beetroot and fried egg thing from gourmet burger kitchen and that was pretty good... fresh ingredients and not too greasy. i had their skinny fries and they were hard to eat but pretty novel, and good with slaw.

before that i don't think i'd had a burger in about 5 months?

havent had a burger since i was last at home

>>6421584
Thats a lotta meat, anon.
Who are you trying to impress?

>>6421664

Are you in Vegas? This burger tastes like shit.

>>6421557
>burgers
>ketchup
Is this actually a thing?

>>6421538
>eaten
ftfy

why would i take a picture of a burger?
its the most boring food you can ever photograph.

>>6424129
that is not a burger you fucking european piece of shit

>>6429661
I'm from Houston, my poop is more patriotic than you kiddo.

The egg had a delicious crust but was still runny and the burger is legit.

>>6424342
What are those chip things?

Does anyone else put cinnamon and cumin in their beef patty meat?

>>6429661
how the fuck is a meat patty on buns with a fried egg and pickled jalapenos not a burger.

>>6421538

>>6421538


The RR whiskey BBQ is my goto burger whenever I feel like having one. Yeah, its from a chain restaurant, but who gives a fuck. Although expensive, they do make good burgers.

And I order mine well done because fuck you.

>>6421598
i hope these burgers tasted better than they look

>>6421538
>you've recently ate
>I no speak English? that totally unpossible

>>6421664
I visited vegas (britbong here)
Ate the triple, tasted like utter shit
Like seriously it had no taste aside fat at all
Was an experience anyway

>>6429795
>patriotic
>Rests bananas curve-side down
>retarded texan, lowercase intended

>>6431101

>>6431114
No, I'm not even an Amerifat, I just know how you know-it-all Americans operate doing business with "your kind' ... Especially you "Texans". Get over yourself John Wayne. God Bless Texas... My ass!

>>6421757
where is this beaut from?

>>6421538
I've never eaten a burger before! I want to save my first time for something special!

>>6425072
calm down dude, YOLO!

>>6429856

Dude RR whiskey BBQ burger is my shit. It is so good. And unlimited fries! With dat seasoning mmmmmmm

Now I'm craving Red Robin

Medium rare with bacon, bbq sauce and fried onion straws

shitty picture, but this was a terrific burger. Perfectly cooked and the bun was fantastic, plus great sides

>>6431514

>I've never eaten a burger before!

SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A FUCKING BURGER, NOW!

>all this hipster shit
Niggas all you need is a medium rare cooked patty, a toasted bun, cheese and raw red onion.

Anyone else every get addicted to shit burgers?

Like 2 mcdolands burgers everytime you see one?

In-n-out vs. 5 guys vs. whataburger

Fight about it.

>>6431878
my ex girlfriend had never eaten a burger either. or fast food for that matter.

she was also completely fucking nuts with bipolar.

>>6432005
>she was also completely fucking nuts with bipolar.
that must be why she dated you

>>6431878
:) I'm a girl, you silly goose.

>>6432025
Wow! That's a lot of meat!

>>6432028
the yellow part isn't simply cheese, its buffalo chicken dip made of chicken, cheddar, cream cheese, and hot sauce

>>6432032
Truly amazing! Where may I purchase once, if you don't mind me asking?

>>6432037
you must make it until I get enough money to open a bar

>>6432017
touched a nerve there did I, you crazy bastard? taken your pills yet today or have you decided you don't need them (again)

>>6432025
Undercooked.

>>6432045
I'll be eagerly awaiting that day, anon! Best of luck!

It was okay.

umami burger

>>6432448
What's an umami?

>>6432448
Please don't tell me that's a mushroom you're eating

>>6432448
Oh gee, I so enjoy losing all my egg yolk and watching it desperately drip down my hands and wrists like so much burger cum.

I love eggs on burgers, and I don't mind them being over medium (fried or sunny) or soft boiled, but that looks absolutely WASTEFUL of that yolk. Those guys can suck a bag of dicks.

>>6429800

sweet potato chips with paprika

>>6432454
It'll probably soak into the top bun.

>>6432451
It is the fifth taste on the human tongue. it is rarely seen in restaurants. Umami burger uses this ingredient on all their burgers. it is so delicious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami

http://www.umamiburger.com/

>>6432453
eggs and mushrooms don't look alike. confusing them is a thing of children.

>>6432458
Not when you hold it and bite into it, unless you're a huge cockmongler and eat your burger with a fork. If you tried to eat that normally, it's going to go all over the place, essentially rendering the egg meaningless and stupid.

>>6432478
Have you eaten at Umami burger? Unless you're a complete retard who can't eat a simple burger, it's fine.

Bachi Burger.

Umami burger

>>6432481
What does me having eaten there have to do with the under-doneness of that egg? And, by the way, their burgers aren't anything spectacular, I ate there once, and then went on my way back to better burger places.

>>6432485
Good god, the white is barely done on that one.
>yes, I'd like a fucking shitstain mess for lunch please

>>6432485
wheres the truffle salt? it isn't a sunnyside without the truffle salt

>>6432493
>being this much of an autistic aspie

>>6432496
>hello, I'm a follower, not a leader, I take it in the ass from anyone I feel is better than me and always follow the herd on what's hip, trendy, and fedora as fuck. Please kick my ass, I beg you, I totally deserve a good hard dick punch.

FTFY

the manly burger. my second favorite

>>6432506
Are those onions? Because they look a lot like the fried snack fish I buy at the asian market. Hmmmm......that gives me an idea.

this time with truffle fries on the side.

>>6432509
yes, those are onion strings. they are tasty as fuck. the rest of the ingredients are bacon lardons, beer cheddar fondue, master sauce, miso mustard and umami dust.

it is the second best tasting burger Ive had in the world

>>6432516
>umami dust

>>6432521
yes, the dust is made from dried anchovies, mushrooms and garlic. it's too delicious for te tongue

>>6432530
And...how is that special? For fuck's sake, I wish people would learn how to goddamn cook........

the truffle burger, my favorite one.

>>6432454
here's your wastfulness

>>6424129
that burnt egg

>>6432545
Holy fuck man, that "burger" patty is fuckng horror show. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>6432521

>>6432482
that looks fan-fucking-tastic

>>6432547
>mad cause the egg never dripped

>>6432509
i put dried anchovies in a burger once

it was pretty good

>>6432553
>mad because you can't make a decent burger to save your goddamn life, you waste of oxygen.

>>6432533
you're literally retarded if you don't understand umami is a flavor genre just like sour/sweet

>>6432549
AKA the "Big Gay Al Burger"

>>6432549
goddamn that's pretentious

>>6432556
You are actually fucking retarded if you can't understand that creating "umami" isn't the least bit special or hard, and stupid idiots like you pay out the ass for something that costs literally pennies on the dollar to make. You fucking piece of shit.

>>6432549
>>6432544
>>6432485
>>6432473
>>6432448


umami burger is literally "meh" tier

i live in los angeles and i've no reason to ever go back there after having it a few times. overrated, overpriced, and there are far better options within the area. all umami does is cater to wannabe hipsters who think they are eating "good" food at a "cool" establishment

>>6432556
Or as it's been known for hundreds of years, savoury.

>>6432473
>[umami] is rarely seen in restaurants. Umami burger uses this ingredient on all their burgers

You are a fucking retard.

>>6432701
literally a single chain. A++
approx ~20+ish places. In the entire united states. Or is Umami burger the new mcdonalds?

>>6421655
I would rekt that.

This was my lunch a few days ago. I had a day off so I made myself a burger and had a beer with it.

It's a salmon burger (pic from recipe book, but mine looked unexpectedly close to it)

>>6421538
>recently ate.
I'll have to wait until it comes out the other end, then. With any luck, tomorrow morning, if the thread is still up.

>>6425104
I tried a McDonald's burger for the first time a few years back I'd never been a fan of burgers or ground beef as a kid so never had one from there before. As I've got older I'm enjoying more and more foods.

But anyway the point I'm getting to is that that McDonald's burger was like eating pure disappointment. It wasn't bad, it just wasn't good. I was hoping for a delicious burger and instead got a disappointing one with a flat, depressed, patty that barely taste of beef.

Something the kitchen manager made for me at work I went on a run right after

>>6432827
Another burger I had at the carnegie deli

burger project, sydney's delicious answer to shake shake

still wish i could try shake shack ;_;

>>6421538
that looks nigh impossible to eat.

>>6432475
the thing underneath the egg dumb fuck

>>6421757

>>6431496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOAfz0H4f00

I don't take pictures of my plate at a restaurant like an asshole, but this is what I had.

>>6421584
If you wanted a hockey puck, why didn't you travel to canada?

>>6425093
> Goes on American website.
> Insults Americans.

>>6434994
Finally someone understands the strife.

I went out to eat with someone, and the food came out.
This faggot waited 2 minutes so he could take the perfect picture of his meal.

FUCKING KILL ME NOW.

>>6435374
Did Ron Jeremy make that burger?