/ck/ - Food & Cooking

American 'food'

>>6421852

What do you use for sausage casings in your country?

>>6421856
Exactly what i was thinking

This shit. Also generally putting ketchup on things that should not have ketchup on them and putting too much ketchup on those that should.

>>6421852
lol
USDA EXPORT
someone is buying them from us

>>6421880
that one takes the....cake as some might say.

>>6421856
Small-intestine from variety of farm animals.

>>6421873
hoenstly thats a big asian thing too

Some of my habits make my friends sick just from watching

>belgiumfag
>love potato croquettes with mayo
>some left over
>leave it, including mayo, on the counter overnight
>BREKFEST
>friend goes pale

>mayo spoon is no longer needed
>lick it off
>sister nearly hurls

>come home, too tired & lazy to cook
>leftover cooked pasta
>add cocktail sauce, fried onions, worcester sauce
>delishious

And I usually like stuff that most people I know are no fan of. Marsipan, licorice, sour cream, vinegar, olives, dijon mustard...

Usually drink chocolate or fruit milk with everything.

Messmör. It's essentially caramelized whey from cow or goat.

>>6421947
wtf does it taste like
scalded milk?

>>6421943
>>mayo spoon is no longer needed
>>lick it off
I do this too.

>>6421956

>>6421951

Spreadable brown cheese. It's very sweet.

>>6421943
>>mayo spoon

>not using a knife so you can scrape the excess off on the lid of the jar
Stay pleb

>>6421972

Im sure egg is a great person I just dont want you getting her all glittered up for easter.

>>6421972
Don't you have middle school girls to be slaughtering or lolis to be molesting?

>>6421947
that sounds good
I imagine it's like a tangy dulce de leche

>>6421947
That is awesome, goes great on crisp bread.

>>6421852
>boneless

Thank god. Nothing worse than having to eat around the pork rectum bones.

>>6421852
>bone
>rectum

>>6421947
>>6421951
>>6422019
>>6422052
It's absolutely disgusting. Good in sauces though.

>>6422107
sounds gay YNAWIMSAYIN

>>6421833
God, that looks good, all that needs is some butter on the noddles and ketchup on the franks.

>>6421947
Din lilla gnällfitta.

>>6422135
>noodles
>spaghetti
you know the drill anon.

>>6422150

except the smarter thing would be to save those dollars each day and then once a year buy 365 lottery tickets. 7/1billion chance 52 times a year vs 365/1billion chance once

right?

>>6422158
pls be b8 pls be b8 pls be b8 pls be b8 pls be b8

>>6421947
Made from Whey? Where i can get that shit

>>6422150
What are you talking about?

>>6421880
i came

>>6422158
The smartest is to not be in the lottery

>>6422174
>implying the lottery isn't some people's only chance to become rich
stop trying to hog all the tickets to yourself jew.

>>6422163
Scandinavia. Perhaps online too.

>>6422163
>Where i can get that shit

In your own kitchen: Buy whey. Follow recipe to carmelize it.

>>6421852

>export

>>6421918
Upvoted.

>>6422463

puffff

>>6421833

>>6422129
have a kek

>>6421873
looks like meme sauce

>>6421873
Come on man, have you tried all the possibilities that ketchup brings to the table? Mac and cheese with ketchup is delicious. It adds a nice tang to the cheesy monotony that is Mac and cheese. Also, putting ketchup on eggs and certain sausages just makes them taste better

>>6423578
I agree, have you bland fucks ever tried steak with ketchup?

>>6422463
Hahahaha oh boy someone thought they were a fancy motherfucker when they came up with that. I wonder if they tied the neck in a knot so it wouldn't flop around.

>>6423590
protip: north americans dont like eating anything where they can see the head. this includes fish. and ostriches.

>>6423585
better with worschestire

>>6421833
i lol my ass off every time i see this picture.

>>6421873
i have an unholy, unhealthy, passion for ketchup.

>>6423661
what brand? i hate hunts.

>>6423665
what brand? WHAT BRAND?

HEINZ AND ONLY HEINZ

>>6422459
heavy, but not disgusting.

>>6422463
There's always at least one indian lady in a group of 'critics'

>>6422463

>>6422463

>>6423585
If I'm grilling a shit cut I prefer BBQ sauce.

>>6422463
So like, was it cooked alive?

>>6422135
A couple of my friends will just put butter and kraft parmesan cheese on their spaghetti.
WHY
WHY
WHY
how is that satisfying in any way?

>>6422463
looks good tbh despite the fancy shits.
They smear enough spices to hide anything that smell bad.

why does it bother me so much that someone made that OP image unironically

>>6422180
You should consider to learn ' bout mathematics

>>6424032
I made hotdog octopuses, they were good! :D

>>6422463
i wonder if that was for a medieval themed event - the people in that time period loved putting on food "sculptures" like that as showpieces for their feasts.

>>6421882
rektum'd

>forcing yourself to eat pasta with knife and fork

>>6422463

>>6421995
>Messmör
uuugg.. sounds like mysingur, it's suppose to have this caramell taste to it, but i just can't. ew. all my disgust.

>>6424144
Octopi!

>>6424172
Look at it this way.
You tried it and you know what not to buy again.

>>6421873
I'm Italian and I feel deeply offended by that picture

>>6421833


depending on the hot dog and in small quantities, these are actually really tasty.

>salty succulent rich meaty bite of hotdog
>cut by base of wholesome bland pasta cooked al dente
>mix of tastes and textures

it's a bit like sushi, mostly grain but with a rich bit of fatty meat on the top. I can't eat more than 4 or five of them but it is really not at all a bad concept

>>6424361
There is probably a less white trash presentation then.

>>6424361
>boiling hot dogs
Absolutely filthy

>>6422463
I love that. I can just imagine the bird in the oven with it's head hanging outside and the door forced shut.

>>6422007

who's on that hog in the rear view mirror?

>>6422465
Go back to Reddit, faggot

>>6422459
>yolk isn't a bright orange
nigga doesnt care about quality

>>6426005

dumbass

>>6422463
ostrich tastes like silky steak

it's pretty good tbh

and fuck them anyway, you walk in their fields and they peck your watches and shit

>>6421877
what....is that

I don't remember making this

>>6424163
>the shit I do for these fucking people

>>6424147
But the sculptures where made of minced meat, not just whole animals.

>>6426835
>fritos
>caraway bread
>some form of dairy product
horrifying

Someone post that Russian can of fish heads that have like 3000mg of Sodium in a 150g can

>>6426829
>>6426829
That is a tryhard attempt of plating da munchy box

>>6426868
looks like fries, donair and various pakora type things
i would probably eat that, or is there some horrible backstory to it

>>6426870
Yeah, in a 12" pizza box. Just the thing to eat when drunk in Scotland.

>>6426890
>in scotland
fuck that
im out

>>6426893
I'm not even a scot but what's wrong with Scotland? It's not inherently bad.

>>6426898
its not scotland thats the issue as such
but its that assortment of food served in a pizza box in a country without any background in such foods

>>6421996
>not storing your mayo in an upright position so ther isn't any excess

>>6426898
I feel like you need to spoiler that, as I was triggered by this photo of what I thought was a human heart. Please respectfully remove this or censor it.

>>6426903
so you never eat foreign food unless you're in that country?

most takeaways in Britain are run by their perspective immigrants, I've never seen an Indian or Chinese run by a white Brit, even most chippys are run by Turks/similar.

>>6426906
>implying junk takeaway food in [insert your country] looks like 5 star presentation

>>6421863
Don't the Japanese LOVE hotdogs or something?

my sister will microwave a turkey hot dog, roll it in a piece of white bread, and then dip it in sour cream

i hate her

>>6426950
Together we will solve the puzzle.

>>6421833
tried this one years ago, the pasta inside the sausage doesn't cooked quite dissapointed.

>>6421833
I haven't done this in a while.
I'd take thick spaghetti and turkey dogs and do this. Salt, pepper, packet of parmesan from Dominoes

>>6422463
Had some Ostrich flanks once, tasted fucking great actually.

>>6422150
Ha! Wasn't this shit just a few day's ago? Wasn't it on /fa/ or something?

>>6424163
Bro did you put the timer on for the ostridge?

>>6424181
Octopodes actually.
It's Greek, not Latin.

>>6426950
Microwaving hot dogs is a lot better than boiling, which surprisingly a lot of people do

>>6421833
While I do aggree this is as much pleb food as cheap noodles in a drunk night, what's disgusting about it? If anything it's just disappoiting

>>6426898
>what's inherently wrong with Scotland

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k

>>6427250
would a nice marinara make it less dissapointing ?

It would for me.

>>6422150
All pasta are noodles, not all noodles are pasta - we had this conversation enough times already anon.

>>6427192
I'm afraid not. Some anon share this nugget of mathematics here on /ck/

>>6424598
Downvoted

>>6426868
>ditch fries
>ditch tendies
>chop red onion, parsley, tomato
>make shawarma yogurt sauce, forgot name
>eat those 2 onion rings while chopping
>make shawarma imitation that will pass for shawarma any day
>evening statud = saved

>>6427288
idiot.

>>6427316
ayy lmao

>>6427268
>Darkplace
Muh nigga

>>6421833
holy shit i need to make this

>hotdogs and spaghetti
>>6424361
>it's a bit like sushi

U wot m8

>>6427245
Yes, the irregular plural is octopodes, and, yes, the word is originally Greek, but that's not why it has that plural. Plenty of Latinized Greek words properly follow the -us/-i pattern, and plenty of native Latin words in -us don't. You have to learn all the words individually.

>>6421943
>mayo

This condiment seems to be hugely popular around the world, especially with the Japanese and Dutch. I personally find it gag-worthy.

>>6427375
>tfw you will never be as handsome as Dagless

>>6426923
I saw a japanese woman the other day standing in the street eating raw hotdogs straight from the packet. She wasn't homeless or anything, wearing a nice suit and was with some other people.

>>6421943
What's wrong with eating food you left out over night? I do that all the time.

>>6427495
Did you offer her some fresh wiener?

>>6427463
Why won't she be mine? ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-ZGP68-3w

>>6422463
>australians will defend this

>>6427565
very poor bait anon, very poor.

>>6427567
Maybe it was a joke. Not everything has to be trolling or bait.

>>6421877
That long brown strip in the middle looks like what my cat puked up this morning.

>>6427565
I think emu meat is native to australia, not ostrich

>>6427600
No fun posting allowed!!

>>6427567
did you think I was actually trying to make Australians mad with that? it was just memeposting

ironically enough, I apparently have seemed to make an Australian mad rofl

>>6421943
>>6421956

Not using the bread to scrape off the mayo from the spoon.

>>6426898
The problem with Scotland is it's full of Scots.

>>6426898

>>6427921
>>6427940
Some fast food places in Scotland used to sell a single cigarette to smoke while you wait for your deep fried fish/pizza/kebab

>>6427600
>Not everything has to be trolling or bait.
fuck off back to reddit

>>6424073
It looks like they bought that oven surplus from Auschwitz.

>At least it's probably well seasoned

>>6421873
I have seen europoors drench pastas & pizzas with catsup

>>6427774
>halal

>>6428013

>>6421877
is that posh munchy box?

>>6428018
That's disgusting

>>6421873
ketchup is shit, always, on any food, in every scenario.

disgusting onion flavored red sugar sauce

>>6421877

People call me disgusting for eating pancakes with mustard and lemon juice.

>>6426861

>3g of sodium

That's a lot?

>>6428159


this is the single most memeiest memefood I've ever seen in my whole life

>>6428205
You are such a knob, anon.

>>6428195


thats your entire daily allowance + a little bit at once

>>6426861
Its nothing wrong with Sodium.

>>6428227

>>6428224
the daily allowance was reduced so low that it's bullshit now, because of bad science.

>>6422135
Once I found out that a girl I was dating would routinely put ranch dressing on spaghetti. That relationship ended pretty quick.

>>6427247
>not heating them in a skillet to get that crunchy skin

>>6428253
is KOH considered low sodium salt?

>>6428303
if you don't fry your hot dogs in butter, why are you even alive

>>6428357
>fry your hot dogs in butter
Jesus Christ

>>6428357
do you toast your weiner buns with butter too?

>>6426859
It was mayo and white american cheese :(

>>6428368
absolutely, cant waste the butter in the pan

>>6428325
no, because that's hydroxide

>>6421863
>tiny asian woman learns taste for american cock!

>>6421877
Is this the food of evafags?

>>6421943
Not a fan of most of those, but I like marzipan and dijon mustard. Murrkan for the record.

>>6421947
the thumbnail made it look like it was a piece of cake with some brown sauce on it.

Guess it's my fault, I don't really know what whey is to be honest.

>>6428325
Low sodium salt usually has 50% potassium choride. They don't use 100% because it's salty but has a weird taste

>>6421956
really, why wouldn't you lick the spoon after it's sanitary to do so?

I like the peanut butter spoon after I've finished spreading.

>>6428388
youre a dumbass

>>6421833
This hotdog thing never struck me as an attempt to make something good looking, just a weird looking goof.

>>6423631
It is a bit off-putting, not gonna lie. There's sort of a stigma about it, basically a displeasure at eating things with faces.

I'm getting used to it though. My ultimate test would be eating that one bullfrog thing that always gets posted around.

>>6428024
>catsup

>>6421833

>>6421947
i remember avoiding that like the plague when i was a child

>>6427555
>Not posting the full 12" version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BwQBjJvN5Y&hd=1

>>6421833
idea cool

>>6427565
>implying aussies can even kill an emu

>>6422459
such misplaced parsley garnish, the child/englishman who is meant to be eating this isn't going to care.

Anything Taco Bell

>>6427010
Are those undercooked chicken wings?

>>6422150
I'm honestly glad that there are many people like that anon in the world. Because the stupider the common rabble is, the easier they are to control. It just makes the job of business owners so much easier when you can trick your clients multiple times in a single visit.

>>6421833
You know that shit would be banging if you made it into mac and cheese. You know it is true.

>>6427432
jesus christ how much autism do you have

>>6424361
You forgot the cheap hotdogs flavor given to the pasta by boiling them together

Please post whole bread loaf like Weber or some shit stuffed with nacho cheese and meat. Any got it?

>>6427192
No it was on ck

>>6432095

About as much as someone trying to correct someone on a plural when they knew damn well what they meant.

>>6432095
ur mom has autism

>>6426905

So you use all your mayo in one sitting? because that doesn't make any sense.

>>6427010
What does the comment say?!

>>6427506
Bacteria grows on it. You get sick, stupid.
>inb4 muh immune system
Playing with fire.

>>6422463
grass?

>>6421877
deconstructed kebab?

>>6432136
Those are hot dogs? I thought they were kielbasa or something.

>processed crap
>food


pick one

>>6422463

Why is Jack Black there?

>>6421943
Pasta and seafood sauce and grated cheese.

Amazing stoner food.

>>6424163
"We have another one."

"I told you we should stop serving Indian food at these events!"

>>6426868
Those fries look disgusting

>>6427199
>ostridge

>this guy really thought that's how it's spelled
>mfw

>>6432747
someone has never been to a chip chop

>>6422463
Louis Theroux?

>>6432754
Im english. Those chips look stale.

Note how i said chips, not fries?

>>6426835
It's ok, I would have blocked it from memory as well

>>6432769
no you didnt m8, you said fries?

>>6432714
sounds good, just looks like shit. Like biscuits and gravy

>>6434602
FAGGOT

SHAWARMU MASTER RACE

>>6434606

that toaster oven has seen some shit.

>>6421863
Jesus christ I laughed

>>6434602
i feel like doner is the other way around, looks pretty disgusting but is delicious

>>6422011
after Last Order, Accelerator barely can breath on his own

>>6428159
what's wrong with people? you don't want to see what that shit looks like. do people eat mcdonalds sober

>>6434606
>hating hong kong street food

>>6434997
Do you expect 69 million drunks to show up to McDs everyday

>>6427288
noodles are for fucking stupid obese american's who can't into language.

it's pasta

>>6422463

>>6436323
noodles are for azns yo

>>6436323
>le Americans are so fat and stupid because they don't say the words I like to say

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle

At what age were you diagnosed with autism?

>>6426868
Why doesn't burgerland have something like this.

>>6436323
>american's who can't into language.
>american's
>'s

speaking of can't into language.....

>>6436323
>Doesn't capitalize proper nouns and the start of sentences
>American's
>American is
>Complains about people who can't into language
>Says that noodle is a made up word despite pasta being a type of noodle
Hey guys, Americans are so stupid am I right?

>>6427945
thats classy tho

>>6436323
Oh look,another dumb faggot with a hateboner for america.

human beings are strange and eat some really fucked up shit. its not exclusive to any place or ethnicity.

>>6427323

>ditch tendies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6434760

Not that guy but kebab meat is the shittiest meat.

>>6427945

that, my friend, is how civilized people operate.

>>6421947
yah theres cheese like that, you just gotta put it in something it makes sense with. a variety of cheeses have a caramel taste to them, the subtler ones are better imo

>>6438114
hot dog and mayo nachos?

>>6421880
Oh god, it's like one of those thriller bark zombies from one piece

When my dad first came to Australia, he would eat rice with ketchup because it was hard to find soy sauce in the 80s.
sometimes he still does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPzs6N9J1II

Pretty much this

>>6426868
I get the feeling you used some kind of color filter to make it worse.

>>6424073
Looks like over sized MREs

>>6427010
What the shit, that's horrifying.

>>6428013
back to /pol/ underaged faggot

>>6421943
>mayo spoon is no longer needed
>lick it off
>sister nearly hurls

i nearly hurled reading it.

and i have hurled watching someone eat mayo that fell of his chicken patty sandwich onto his shirt in 2nd grade fuck you charles beechler you fat fucking bastard. you caused the beginning of my weak stomach you fuck.

>>6439442
Actually not.

You know what, next time I go out I'll get /ck/ a munchy box.

That would actually taste good op if it was a sausage

>>6439172
I've done that before. It's actually pretty OK. Better than plain rice, anyway. I like good rice with just plain salt on it though.

>>6428227

requesting that picture of thread where the guy made his "special" ramen and added a dollop of whipped cream and blue food coloring

>>6423631
Who the fuck eats ostrich with the head still on

>>6440213

>>6440237

thank you so much

>>6440237
he doesnt have friends, hes never made that for anyone, nobody in their right mind would eat that shit

>>6432309
Umm ma'am...you not keeping him, he gonna get somebody else to bring him some soup change that title to 100 ways because your cooking is not one lol #macaroninoodles #cookingforbae #yousureyoucankeephim #rp

>>6427268
I had a gigl.

>>6426868
I'm still butthurt that these aren't widely available in the US.

>>6440771
so much this. i only know of one place that did a munchie box and it was in detroit.

>>6440237
Every fucking time.
I think I should do something like this for /ck/, I've had some scary ideas at work.

>>6440143
>Innsmouth

I C WOT U Did dere

>>6436258
I imagined 69 million drunks showing up to the same McDonalds at once and clogging up the playplace and shit

>>6437547
DAMNATION TO THE END OF DAYS WHOSOEVER USES THOSE ABOMINABLE JAR-CUPS
THAT SHIT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HOLD AND DOES NOT SIT IN THE CABINET LIKE ALL THE OTHER MUGS AND CUPS
DAMNATION AND HELLFIRE

>>6428357
Still alive because no heart attack

>>6422463
Am I the only one who would actually eat the shit out of this?

>>6441388
I'd probably eat the wings or something

>>6441209

Why would you come so close to a sandwich, and say fuck it during the endgame

>>6421852
Yum, calamari.

>>6421833
Oc from my Facebook. Belongs in a food gore thread, but idc

>>6421873
My sister squirts at least four or five spoonfuls of ketchup into mashed potatoes and mixes it in. It makes me want to vomit.

>>6441569
>my sister squirts at least three or four spoonfuls...
Then my brain stopped reading and I wut'd pretty hard.

#waifymaterial has so much bad shit. Someone post any pics if they have any.

>>6441591
>someone go there
>save pictures
>post here for me to look at

Why don't you do it yourself?

test test

>>6441599
Work, nigga

>>6431022
I agree, you know theres a saying... If we divided all the money in the world equally, in a short time the rich would be rich again, and the poor would be poor

>>6421877
the fuug. someone was desperate.

>>6422174
winning it is

>>6421873
this is alright actually. i used to eat it all the time

>>6424073
shame no-one in north korea's going to be getting any of that food

>>6424001
I usually do that if I have no sauce or I'm just really tired or stoned.

>>6427410
Don't. It's shit.
Tried it myself...

>>6441569
>>6441584
>my sister squirts
I only made it that far. It's the jews fault my mind went that way.

>>6421873
ketchup belongs on macaroni, eggs, and potatos. you're a faggot if you disagree

>>6421863
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>6441209
>implying leftover sandwiches aren't the best

>>6441481
mac and cheese
cauliflower/vegetable side
the fuck is the other shit?

>>6427774

>magazine is not upside down

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>6432095

The more you know anon, the more you know

>>6439532
GET. OUT. NAO!

>>6441481
Is that BBQ chicken?
It's not terrible it's just poorly plated and a bad picture
this belongs in a "wifey material" thread, not a food gore thread

>>6422463

>>6441481
NASCAR targeted ad. Do you browse /o/ ?

>>6439532
I once watched someone lick mayo off of a door.

>>6421863
needs more mayo and served in a toilet

>>6421833
The only problem with this is that the pasta inside the hot dog doesn't cook. Major design flaw.

>>6428217
ohhh I do love rei-l
!!!!!!!!!

>>6438114
WHAT THE FUCK

>>6422163
> buy plain yogurt
> drain whey from yogurt
> enjoy whey and newly created Greek yogurt.

>>6428155
Never thought of katchup as onion flavored

>>6432309
It said "my Bea has been sick so I made him some chicken noodle soup. Follow my lead and you'll never be single.". Lol.

>>6421833
how would the pasta inside the franks cook?

>>6445012
From heat and moisture?

>>6437314
>Overall, noodles are very yummy and you should eat some noodles sometime
who of you was that?

>>6427449
You just never had a good one. I tried Hellman's once and it was the most live and disgusting shit I've ever taste but I love mayo.

>>6427495
Hotdogs don't come raw you moron, they are precooked. You can eat them straight out of the box with no problem. They are already cooked, just not warm.

>>6421833
That looks like it would be way more trouble to make than it's worth