/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6416667
I doubt anyone has ever called porridge a delicacy.
>Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland appears to support the people.
Because Scottish people are poor and therefore subhuman.

>>6416679
Isn't there some over boiled bland food for you to go eat islandfatty?

>>6416679
>I doubt anyone has ever called porridge a delicacy.
autism

ITT: angry Amerifats who think Europe is a country

>>6416704
>yfw im european
>tfw i wanted change from the boring hate murrica threads

>>6416710
Is it a... a pizza?

>>6416710
since when has English breakfast vomit a pizza topping?

>>6416724
>>6416720
http://www.instructables.com/id/Full-English-Breakfast-Pizza/

>>6416729
>http://www.instructables.com/id/Full-English-Breakfast-Pizza/
vile

>>6416678
>>6416677
>Muslims
>European

>>6416677
>>6416678
>>6416680
>>6416688
Actually good

>>6416733

>>6416718
mite b good

>>6416958
We both know that isn't going to be good.

>>6416687
lol would that be the most common uropeon meal?

>yuropoor delicacies

>>6417214
kek

>>6416709
>yfw im european
>tfw i wanted to go full retard

lol so randum xD

>>6416667
>>6416670
>>6416674
>>6416686
Please explain

>>6416733
Muslims native to Europe.
>Albanians
>Bosniaks
>Tatars
>Chechens
>Circassians
>Balkars
>Ingush
>Kabardians
>Karachays
>Bashkirs
>Tats
>Kumyks
>Nogais
>Avars
>Dargwas
>Lezgians
>Adyghe
>Cherkes
>Laks
>Tabasarans
>Rutuls
>Tsakhurs

This also includes Turks, Azeris, Kurds, Zazas, and Talysh if Turkey, Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Georgia are included.

Try again.

>>6416718
this is so fucking good

>>6416677
tell me that isn't delicious

>>6416736
agreed

>>6416680

On what planet is this shit wrapped in old newspaper considered delicatessen?

>>6416674

this is so fucking good I might go to the store and buy some right now.

>>6416718
Gyro pizza ho-lee-FUCK

>>6416710
Wheres your black bile pudding biscuits or whatever you fucking Bongs sling down your faceholes erry morning.

>>6419241
I can get behind mashed potatoes, but what the fuck is up with European pickles?

>>6416688
>has never had deep fried haggis
You're missing out.

My favorite part is people's reaction to it: "EWW, stomach and kidnes?!" when they're perfectly content to eat hot dogs and pretty much any other form of sausage.

>>6416718
Where's the parmo

>>6419270
Texture man. First time I ever tried tripe I didn't know what it was but the cilia was too hard to pallet and was not ideal. That haggis looks texturally disgusting.

>>6419289
Depending on how it's cooked, and how heavy they went on the fillers/binder, it has the texture of ground beef.

>>6417790
lets not forget the debt that southern italian, maltese, greek, south eastern europe, and spainish cuisines all owe to arab and turkish cuisine

>>6419528
What the fuck is that?

>>6419528
I have no idea what I'm looking at

>>6419523
Oh sweet god yes

>>6419523
>lemon wedge on pizza
how the fuck do you eat that shit

>>6419557
what a qt

>>6419528
the hell is this

>>6419528

what's the difference between oatmeal and porridge?

>>6419532
Thats fucking tripe. This shit nasty, but delicious if prepared right.

>>6419593
That doesn't look like any tripe I've ever seen

>>6419593
Look here bud, I know what tripe is and I'm almost 100% sure that it doesn't look like someone took a bunch of forest fungus and smashed it together with a cow tongue or some shit.

>>6419611
I've never had tripe that was tarred and feathered, either.

>>6419603
>>6419611
http://queenofzoom.com/2014/02/28/raw-beef-products/
Reverse image search is your friend.

>>6419620

>hipster spread

>>6419611
>>6419603
As far as I understand this is "raw" tripe, as in right out of the fucking. The white stuff you buy at the shop is bleached and precoo/ck/ed.

>>6419582
They don't fuck around with mayonnaise

>>6416733
>20% of the population in France, the Netherlands, Belgium, and the U.K.
>European

>>6419267

different type of cucumber, pickled when young. that's all.

All I'm seeing here is shit retards eat in the UK and Scandinavia. Europe is a lot bigger than that, asianiggers and murrfats.

>>6417790
There are like 2-3 at most of that list who are semi-relevant. Pushing an agenda much?

>>6420683
Make up more numbers next time, airhead.
Not that I'd expect any better from a thread of jealous little men.

>>6419227
>megapåse
>350g

>>6419620

what's it made of

>>6422044
Mr. O has THE scariest teeth.

>European delicacy thread
>full of peasant food

>>6419267
they're not pickles, but acid sweet cucumbers (Essiggurke), they don't taste like rotten socks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olomouck%C3%A9_tvar%C5%AF%C5%BEky almost 0% fat, but texture like butter

>>6416680
>>6418832
If the paper turns clear, its your window to weight gain!

>>6422038
absolutely delicious

So the bag of dicks...

>>6422038
>ass cancer garbage

>American obsession: The thread

>>6421322
Is that what your muslim master told you to say?

>>6421309
I'm just proving that there are Muslims native to Europe. Heck, Albanians and Bosniaks have their own countries.

>>6416679
You have obviously never eaten proper porridge

I can't believe nobody's mentioned stargazy pie.

>>6419523
that looks legit as fuck.

>>6423921
Sweden, YES!

>>6417790
Someone is obviously a butthurt sandnigger

>>6417109
only in Sweden
and they would be black

>>6416688
fucking amazing

>>6424169
Mettigel ftw

>>6419555

squeeze it and leave it.

>>6418832

this one.

>>6419582
Muh dick...

>>6424169
Looks like raw minced meat...

>>6424433
because it is.
german food staple

>>6424169

>>6419605
goo reminds me of that hunk of meat with the beige fluid coming out

>>6419528
I think I'm going to have nightmares what the fuck
#tripe-ophobia

>>6419528
Well. That's unpleasant.

>>6424125
They would also taste like goat shit

>>6424622
MY NIGGA
Borough Market?

>>6424643
So fucking gross

>>6424171
Mmm, onion caviar egg semen pizza.

>>6424669
Fucking horrifying

>>6424717
>Belgian beverage
>Jambon et fromage

>>6419241
>>6419267
This isn't mashed potatos, it's Raclette. Molten swiss cheese with potatos. you pull the potatos apart and put the molten cheese on top. It usually comes with pickles and silver onions.

>>6424589
Churros, American food

>>6423921
Lived in Sweden my whole life but never tried surströmming, will have to try it this summer.

>>6425524
i'd eat everything in this picture

>>6425580
Its okay but overrated.
I real man can take sausage any day of the week. I have sausage nearly everyday here in Germany.

>Jellied eels are a traditional English dish that originated in the 18th century, primarily in the East End of London. The dish consists of chopped eels boiled in a spiced stock that is allowed to cool and set, forming a jelly. It is eaten cold.

>>6425612

I fucking remember these, shit anon they where great. Nostalgia overload

>>6425665
Is it any good though?

>>6425677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S818VVKZ2ag

>>6425601
LOL THAT FILE NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6425592
dat filename

>>6424569
Is this a black pudding scotch egg? I love black pudding and scotch eggs, but together, that shit seems very rich....

>>6425690
Poor show.

>>6420683
> allowing their numbers to get this high
Enjoy being bred out of existence, white man.

And it's actually tasty

>>6425740
yes mate

i love doing burns night

>>6425752
europs finest

>>6424669
>distributed by Olsen Fish, Minneapolis, MN

>>6416687

>>6425554
>Churros
>American food
>i dont even
>its from spain you fucktard

>>6425852
those are terrible

>>6425848
We invented that here in Mexico

>>6425836

>>6423891
Wow that actually looks delicious

>>6416733
Correct, good job.

>>6416733
actually that's a Greek done kebab

>>6424169
That would look really nice if it was baked and filled with some kind of bean-based filling.

>>6423891
if the heads and tails are just decoration that's ok-ish. If there's really unboned full fishes inside this pie then it's just horrible.

>>6416667

>>6427153
>>6425852

>>6422055
Anchovies mostly.

Who wants some nigger's kisses?

>>6427332
The long cooking means you can eat the bones and skin, they go very soft.

>>6427545
Probably delicious if you have the taste for it but I'm not that brave

>>6419592
None really. Euros just called oatmeal, porridge. I prefer the word porridge.

BISTECCA ALLA FIORENTINA

>>6427341
Vitmo?
Fellow cypriot?
kean master race

>>6425692
You do know that's how they used to make condoms, right? Take about a foot of lamb's intestine, wash it out, and tie a knot in one end?

Then you stick your dick in that, stick the assembly into the prostitute you're with, and hopefully the lamb's intestine won't tear and give you syphilis.

Now you know what to do if civilization falls and you can't find rubbers any more.

raw pork

Glory right here

>>6419592
Oatmeal is a type of porridge. Porridge is basically a certain grain boiled in milk, for example you can have maize porridge which is called mieliepap, you can also have rice porridge.

Oat-based porridge just tends to be the most common type of porridge and typically no one in Europe will call oatmeal porridge "oatmeal", it's just porridge, if someone was talking about another type of porridge they'd specify which.

>>6424727
What's wrong with that wrinkly dried out Weißwurst and why doesn't it come with sweet mustard?

>>6427685
so youre a lamb intestine fucker?

>>6427806
>salty fish ass
>cheap generic fish fillets
>greenery
>cracker "crust"
Looks terrible

>>6427820
what is that?

>>6425677
Yes.

>>6428042
The stuff on the left are cockles, no idea what the black shit is.

>>6428124
>>6428042
I meant the stuff on the right are cockles, of course.

>>6425594
You cant compare sausage with serrano though.
Rewe's serrano is some of the best shit i've ever eaten for breakfast.

>>6428124
Black shit
cirrhosis of the liver deification?

>>6419523
Okay you got me on that one.

>>6424433
>>6427326
proper mett is fucking delicious, don't blame us germans that you live in a country that isn't able to maintain proper food safety standards.

>>6426924
no, churros were invented in spain, Mexican churros are the same dough but changed a bit by adding sugar, cinnamon and stuffing them. In spain churros are eaten dipped in chocolate

>>6429836
It's nothing to do with food safety standards and everything to do with the idea of eating raw meat being disgusting, safe or not.

>>6429888
>the idea of eating raw meat being disgusting

Poor babby

>>6429888
lol ok so no steak tartar, no sushi, no ceviche, no air-dried meats, no carpaccio, ....

sucks to be you.

>>6424727
This offends me more than I thought it would.
Greetings from Munich.

>>6419523
ÅBRO
B
R
O

>>6423921
It's just the smell that's bad, and even then you eventually come to like it. It's just salty

>>6424433
raw miced* meat :^)

>>6424632
Hej Anita

>>6427908
>>6429900

Is that .... SKINNED Weißwurst??? No salt on the Brezn and hot mustard too. Sheer blasphemy.

>>6429947
obviously not a pic from bavaria.

>serving dry weißwurst

nope.

>>6429964
Man, Bavarian pretzels piss me off so much.
I live in Bavaria and I always get kinda disappointed whenever I order a pretzel and end up with one of these.

>>6427806
Looks great.

>>6429915
ÅBROOOO

>>6429998
the one on the left is objectively better.

>>6430007
But it's so fucking dry.
I also love that the arms are crunchy when the rest of the pretzel is soft. With Bavarian pretzels, everything tastes the same.
I really try to like the Bavarian version, because I rarely get Swabian pretzels here, but they never cease to disappoint.

Then again, they both seem better than this piece of garbage:
>>6424727

>>6428042

cockles and laverbread

>>6428124
>>6429512

seaweed

>>6428045

GOAT biscuit

>>6428045
giant version

>>6416710
bismark pizza

>>6416692
>>6416696

tropical pizza

>>6416718
vomit pizza

>>6419523
fraud pizza

>>6424171
semen pizza
>>6424562
gorgonzola over bruschetta? is it bait?

>>6424579
nice milanese

>>6424609
I dont know how to do gelato

>>6425594
germany can't into food

>>6425752
So, did someone put shit on a plate for an art exhibit? Is it food meant to look like shit?

>>6419617
what does blood sausage even taste like? I can't imagine it tasting like meat

>>6430017
its a fucking cake you absolute cunt

>>6431392
i think its great, tastes very meaty with this rich and slightly chocolately smokey aftertaste, without necessarily being burnt etc

>>6430676
>fraud pizza

Was it made by Goldman & Sachs?

>>6431415
Oy vey! Look at this antisemite! He's trying to shoah us again

>>6431397

then why do they sell it in the biscuit section

>>6430125
you're a big cake

>>6429883
Leave here culture thief

>>6428138
of course i can
you are wrong and you know it

>>6417214
The funniest thing about this? The fact it doesn't specify one animal, so it's possible it's a giant drum of mixed animal semen. Why on earth would anyone need THAT?

>>6431618
>The funniest thing about this? The fact it doesn't specify one animal
that is precisely what I found funniest about it too, but I didn't have enough courage to post

>>6423921
I want to try this. Any swedenbros want to help out an amerifat?

>amerilards will never have rice pudding readily available to them

ahahah holy shit

>>6431627
>smh
The ignorance.

>>6417214
If it was for yuros it would say American Semen, not Animal.

Nakládaný hermelín. It's a Czech version of Camembert which is often pickled.

>>6432332
that looks like something that would taste amazing

Utopenci, a pickled sausage. Are you detecting a theme?

Fried cheese in a bun. Has even 'murrka thought of this yet?

Onahole? Or delicious Slovak pastry? You decide.

>>6431627
?
Just go to a latinamerican market

>>6422044
Norwegians confirmed for faggots.

>>6424646
No, it just takes a bit of time to get used to. The first time I tried a strong kind I couched it out it disgust and just flopped down on the floor gagging.

I eat them by the handful now.

>>6432396
Yes. We have.

This is a Jack in the Box cheesy chicken sandwich. It is a fried chicken patty topped with fried cheese sticks and melted cheese.

>>6432416
why not both?

>>6432603
i bet that's good as fuck

>>6431440
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes#Categorisation_as_cake_or_biscuit_for_VAT

>>6432270
>americans
>not animals
>isdisniggaserious.tiff.jpg.png

>>6430017

>>6432416
ate one last christmas
gift of the gods

>>6429883
>implying churros aren't dipped in chocolate in mexico
Retard or troll pls go

>>6431627
u wot

>>6433082
Not if you buy them as street food from a cart. Unless there's a champurrado cart right next to the churro guy.

>>6425852
lol thats cute

>>6432416
way too small to by muh onahole

>>6433682
confirmed not living in mexico

>>6427804
Fuckin pork-upine.

>>6433929
I grew up in Tijuana and Ensenada, which is pretty much not living in Mexico.

>>6416718
>gyro pizza with fries
WANT IT I NEED IT

>>6419528
Huh. Almost looks like a bunch of different types of fungus.

>>6419617
>black pudding
based
I actually love "English breakfast" in general.

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>>6419227
ey b0ss

>>6424169
I still love how mett is made into a hedgehog shape.

>>6424531
cornell pls stay

>>6424589
Reminds me of Madrid. Cool city.

>>6424669
>lutfisk TV dinner
Thanks Minnesota. Combining Scandinavia and America in bizarre ways.

>>6432332
>>6432357
It probably goes well with beer? That's what I assume about Czech or German food anyway.

>>6416677
>>6416678

>implying you have to agree with some one's political and religious ideology to like their food

>>6423921
Chopsticks? I hope someone didn't confuse that with sushi

>>6432249
>>6432441
>>6433677
>ignorant eurocuck BTFO

>>6434000
They are typical pub snacks in the Czech Republic.

>>6419557
Fukin squarehead honky motherfucka

>>6435309
Is that Jay-Z ?

>>6423345
Islam is only native to europe through conquest, though the same can be said of christianity.

>>6425594

I bet you take sausage well.

>>6435384
What about it?

>>6416667

>>6430676
It's actually helado, not gelatto because it is spanish.

>>6437651
>fucking spiks stealing mexican culture again

>>6427806
meh.

>>6417790
>Ingush
>Chechen
Caucasians aren't europeans as much as the turks aren't, but i get your point.

This thread makes me glad I'm in murrica.

>>6416667
>mfw most of this 'food' is from Great Shittan

>>6419231
I remember those, they were fucking nice.

>>6439051
We're glad you're in Murrica, too

>>6423891
>stargazy pie

Do you at least clean/scale the body of the fish?

>>6432332
fuck i love this shit and czech pivo

>>6439524
No the scales are quite fun to clean from your teeth.