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Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:42:52 2015 No.6415260 [Reply] [Original]

Why are you guys even still cooking?

Haven't you realized this is inefficient?

http://www.soylent.me/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:47:35 2015 No.6415267 >>6415260 >being too autistic to appreciate what you sustain yourself on i bet you speed-read fiction too you faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:48:23 2015 No.6415270 >>6415260 i want it, but i also dont want to wait 6 months or whatever as a new customer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:51:57 2015 No.6415281 >>6415267 I can appreciate it, and I can also appreciate not having to do it anymore. I probably won't drive once we make teleporters either. >>6415270 I actually think it's down to four weeks for new customers, but it still sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:01:10 2015 No.6415296 Reminds me of bachelor chow from Futurama. Or maybe food for people that think they're too important to cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:01:57 2015 No.6415299 >>6415260 because I'm not poor? Live to eat, to fuck, to travel, not the other way around. When did this "efficient" school of thought come from? 40,000 BC?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:53:21 2015 No.6415369 >>6415299 >When did this "efficient" school of thought come from? miserable people who believe in objectivism

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:55:13 2015 No.6415371 >>6415260 Report all viral marketing threads Hide all viral marketing threads Ignore all viral marketing threads

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:04:54 2015 No.6415383 >>6415371 Or we can just discuss how idiotic their product is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:06:28 2015 No.6415386 >>6415383 Would that revolve around discussing jaw muscle atrophy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:07:18 2015 No.6415389 >>6415386 That seems like it could be an issue. I bet they would tell you to chew gum, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:09:31 2015 No.6415390 >>6415383 Imagine prescribing this shit to obese people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:11:10 2015 No.6415392 >>6415390 I would honestly pay a tax on institutionalizing the severely morbidly obese and forcing them to consume this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:15:21 2015 No.6415400 >>6415392 FUND IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:44:58 2015 No.6415589 File: 100 KB, 600x600, 1426801713770.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6415386 >>6415389

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:54:21 2015 No.6415608 >>6415260 I'M NOT A FUCKING ROBOT!!

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:08:43 2015 No.6415634
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>soylent

do you WANT to look like this guy?

seriously, how fucking retarded can you be.

>m-muh convenience

eat at mcdonalds, it's actually healthier than goy-soy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:13:42 2015 No.6415642 >>6415634 i don't know who would want to drink their calories away. I for one prefer to chew stuff and taste it in my mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:41:47 2015 No.6415670 File: 290 KB, 575x780, findaword.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For one, the fag that made soylent is a software engineer who decided to look up nutritional information off the Internet and then stuck up a bunch of supplements together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:11:06 2015 No.6415700 File: 85 KB, 540x405, iamachef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6415670 >forgotten >dead >dream

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:17:14 2015 No.6415710 >>6415670 >rush, eater, web

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:22:45 2015 No.6415718 File: 111 KB, 575x780, Untitled4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6415670 darn, I could only find these two. oh well

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:28:27 2015 No.6415726 >>6415718 >USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:42:22 2015 No.6415749 >>6415670 >tub forgotten keel wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:50:56 2015 No.6415764 >>6415670 >maniac fuck eater I think I have a problem, /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:33:56 2015 No.6415931 its dehumanizing made by a bunch of san francisco tech twats who think they are nutrition and food authority because "we're engineers" lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:12:29 2015 No.6416014 >>6415670 >jet sperg gotten PFFFFFFHAHAHAHA!.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:29:13 2015 No.6416042 >>6415670 >ease tie course WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:10:34 2015 No.6416141 >6415260 still cooking because https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:20:07 2015 No.6416160 File: 51 KB, 600x404, 6b5[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6415670 >poop >bum >swag

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:22:20 2015 No.6416163 >>6415634 >blaha literally say he's too big >and he didn't mean fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:23:47 2015 No.6416164 >>6415634 What the hell is going on with his body. It's like he's somehow overweight and underweight at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:26:32 2015 No.6416717 >>6416164 It's called skinnyfat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:57:22 2015 No.6416814 File: 452 KB, 975x330, 1421100978984.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6415670 >tea tub lads What the fuck I do love tea and baths though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:45:22 2015 No.6417129 File: 605 KB, 400x400, 1425260698525.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6415281 Just got mine in today. Took a little bit over 1 week to get even though it said it was going to be 4 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:06:59 2015 No.6417188 >>6415670 Tea course dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:28:42 2015 No.6417661 >>6415260 I have this very same pitcher

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:37:03 2015 No.6417676 It sounds cool but it's probably gonna taste like horse shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:38:48 2015 No.6417681 >>6415670 Lad Forgotten Eater Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:40:32 2015 No.6417684 I'd only ever use soylent when bulking because when I eat too much I get sick. At the moment I already have protein shakes with oily rice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:47:08 2015 No.6417700 >>6415260 >Why are you guys even still cooking? >Haven't you realized this is inefficient? I will literally spend days putting together a nice meal, hours upon hours of prep and cooking. Fuck off hippy.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:48:19 2015 No.6417704

>>6415270

I actually got mine today, and I ordered it on the 12th. I really didn't think it would come in 2 days but I live 1 state away from where they make it, so maybe that is why. I made a pitcher and it's sitting in the fridge right now. Going to eat/drink it tomorrow and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:51:04 2015 No.6417712 >>6415670 ONLY MAN GARY I'm not Gary, the word search must be confused.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:59:05 2015 No.6417741

>>6417700

You ever met an actual hippy? No I don't think you have. Hippies are mostly 70something rich retired white people in northern California, they're more likely to grill up a bunch of sustainably farmed heritage breed meat on the back porch of their $3 million home that they bought for "only" $700k back in the 80s and pop a "humble" bottle of Corison Helios because it's a Tuesday and opening the Kronos for a random dinner would be too extravagant.

No, my flyover friend. Soylent is aimed at neckbeards who have a collection of piss bottles under their bed and are deferring getting a girlfriend until virtual girlfriend technology has sufficiently improved.

This is not a hippie product.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:33:03 2015 No.6417812 >>6415670 tease gems cum

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:38:36 2015 No.6417827 >>6415670 >maniac >eater >kiss that took all too long

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:55:38 2015 No.6417866 >>6415670 >tie >tera >fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:58:32 2015 No.6417878 >>6415270 I bought it this monday. It arrived wednesday... literally processed and shipped and arrived in two days

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:38:25 2015 No.6418141 >>6415670 >eat >raw >gary Am...am I a cannibal? And who's gary?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:12:13 2015 No.6418561 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8NCigh54jg >The guy who did this ended up being depressed Eating is more than just for energy. Its a social thing too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:13:13 2015 No.6418563 >>6418561 20:00 onward

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