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6411144 No.6411144 [Reply] [Original]

I think that came out rather nicely.

>> No.6411148

Show us the inside

>> No.6411152

>>6411148
Don't OP, its a trick!

>> No.6411153

in before op cuts into to it only to reveal a well done steak

directed by m night dryagedbeefalan

>> No.6411157

>>6411144
Cheap overdone steak with bland brown rice.

2/10

>> No.6411162
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Perfection. Now to put the finishing touches on.

>> No.6411165

>>6411162
Ketchup?

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>>6411162

I knew this would happen

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It's just not a steak without condiments!

>> No.6411180
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6411180

what are you doing

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>>6411177

>> No.6411184

>>6411162
well, i guess medium well isn't AS bad as well done
try working down to a medium next time OP

>> No.6411185

>>6411177
did you squeeze it or peel it?

>> No.6411190

It's almost ready to eat!

>> No.6411194
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6411194

>>6411190
Whoops, I forgot the image. I guess I'm just excited to dig in!

>> No.6411201

smother it in some more A1
also use some meme hot sauce

>> No.6411203

>>6411194

i hope you are trampled to death by a herd of cows

>> No.6411204
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6411204

Can't forget the A1!

>> No.6411208

>>6411204
aahhh yeah

>> No.6411209

>>6411194
Why would you ruin food just to be a retard on 4chan people won't remember in a day?

>> No.6411212

>>6411144
That's looks pretty good, I'd have done yellow rice with that, but hey, either way, looks good.

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One more step, and it's ready!

>> No.6411221

>>6411215
and now the skittles

>> No.6411226
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I've found that the strawberry flavor is best for bringing out the subtle undertones of the meat. I can't wait to taste it!

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>>6411221
Don't forget thumtacks and fruity pebbles.

>> No.6411233

>>6411226
>oh
>shit
>nigger
>what
>are
>you
>doing
>?

>> No.6411235
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6411235

Itadakimasu!

>> No.6411237

>>6411235
god fucking dammit anon

>> No.6411239

>>6411235

good job on your oc. you did it. you made the content

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>>6411235

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>>6411235
>Sweet sundae ramen guy does steak

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>>6411226
It begins

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6411275

I think this could really benefit from some extra "crunch".

>> No.6411280

>>6411275
>salt and vinegar

op confirmed as adult

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>>6411275
>>6411280

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I may have overdone it on the salt...

>> No.6411294

>>6411288
but his bag doesn't have the ALL NATURAL seal
WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

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>>6411275

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6411310

I hope this balances it out! The contrast between sweet and savory is sure to work!

>> No.6411318

>>6411310
Now cum on it

>> No.6411322

>>6411310
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE MERCY

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Nope, still too salty. Good thing Tony's here to help!

>> No.6411337

>>6411331
holy shit thats really small box or a really big plate

>> No.6411339

>>6411331
Damn man, the amount of crunch might be out of control soon if you don't be careful.

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6411341

I still feel like something's missing, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

>> No.6411342

>>6411341
ICE CREAM

>> No.6411346

>>6411341
Whipped cream and a cherry on top, might as well go full-on dessert steak.

>> No.6411350

>>6411341
There's more fucking bullshit on that plate than steak

>> No.6411354

>>6411153
>>6411162
Proof that there is literally nothing wrong with well done steak. If it looks good on the outside, it can't be that bad on the inside. I like the consistency of well done steak.

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>>6411341

>> No.6411356

>>6411354
I've had decent well-done steak but I don't think you've read the thread

>> No.6411360

>>6411354
>there is literally nothing wrong with well done steak >>6411341

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Geez, it's eighty degrees in here! I should make sure the meat doesn't get dry.

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6411368

>this entire thread

>> No.6411371

>>6411363

HYDRATION

THE STEAK NEEDS ELECTROLYTE

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6411373

Luckily, that helped cool it down. I also remembered the final topping!

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>>6411363

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Some heat should help compliment the other ingredients. Too bad I don't have any wasabi!

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>>6411373
>the final topping

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6411391

why

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>>6411386

please let the final ingredient be cum

please

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6411398

>>6411386

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>> No.6411419
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6411419

Now take a big bite....

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6411421

This always helps it go down real smooth.

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>>6411421

Hope you have a funnel

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>>6411421

>> No.6411429

>>6411421
Now I'm interested in what lube tastes like

>> No.6411431

>>6411421
This thread, from the steak's point of view: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y8AXfezf7c

>> No.6411432

>>6411421
Throw that shit in the blender

>> No.6411433
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>>6411421
what
ok at this point if you don't post a picture of you eating it you're a cop-out

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>>6411421
Okay, you caught me off guard there. Please, no more, not even a medium steak deserves this shit.

>> No.6411439

>>6411421
Wait what

>> No.6411441

I have a feeling this isn't his steak
he broke into a restaurant kitchen and did this

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>>6411421

>> No.6411443

>>6411433
>cop-out
you mean a fagget, it'll be the most shameful display ever seen & he will forever be remembered only for stealing his moms lube

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>>6411421

>> No.6411448

>>6411421
PIC OF YOU EATING IT

>> No.6411449

>>6411441
Why does it look like he's eating off the floor then?

>> No.6411460

>>6411144
that needs potato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7uyKYeGPdE
fuck rice

>> No.6411461

>>641142
STOP STOP STOP HIT THE FUCKING BREAKS

>> No.6411476
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6411476

It's a bit of an acquired taste, but it really does help!

>> No.6411483
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>>6411194
Sriracha FTW!!!

>> No.6411484

>>6411215
>>6411226
>>6411235
this was almost a good ruse until you completely ruined your meal just to post it on 4chan like a cool bro.

But now I think you're a pathetic faggot for actually wasting your food for the sake of /ck/

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>>6411280

>> No.6411495

>>6411443
>fagget
misspelled

>> No.6411498

>>6411484
It's true that sundae ramen was as bad as it was partly because that guy actually ate it and seemed like he may have enjoyed it, whereas OP is obviously fucking around. Doesn't make this any easier to watch though.

>> No.6411500

>>6411431
kek

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>>6411484
Ruined? Nope, this is how I usually prepare my meals when I cook steak. Don't flatter yourself!

>> No.6411505

Goodbye forever faggots

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>>6411476

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>>6411502

>> No.6411510

>>6411484
>taking food this seriously

>> No.6411511
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>>6411502

>> No.6411512

>>6411476
I-is that astroglide?

>> No.6411514

>>6411502
I can almost picture what your house looks like you sick fuck

no wonder you're eating on the fucking floor

>> No.6411536

>>6411502
W H Y
H
Y

>> No.6411537

>>6411502
the fuck is on your upper lip shave that chocolate milk off jesus christ

>> No.6411540

>>6411144
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.6411552

>>6411514
thats the little bar thing between the kitchen and the living room. his carpet is 1992 cedar green.

i bet it looks like a fingerhut catalog from then too.

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I think the meat might have been bad.

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>>6411567

>> No.6411580

>>6411567
WHY

>> No.6411583

>>6411567
you might need to get your stomach pumped

>> No.6411589
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6411589

I think I'll just have soup.

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>>6411567

>> No.6411597
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>>6411589
>mfw the ride never ends

>> No.6411600
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>>6411589

>> No.6411619
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I wonder what I'm forgetting...

>> No.6411620

I love that /ck/ is slow enough to have good threads.

>> No.6411624

>>6411619
Basil

>> No.6411629
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>>6411619

>> No.6411630

>>6411620
Eh, its t̲o̲o̲ slow for sure, you go to reply to someone & notice that the post is 7 hours old...

>> No.6411631
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>> No.6411633

>>6411619

Grilled cheese

>> No.6411640

>>6411619

kerosene

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>>6411633
That's it! How could I forget the cheese?

>> No.6411643

>>6411642
thats a mushroom though bro

>> No.6411644

>>6411619
oh god

>> No.6411645

>>6411642

That's not cheese, that's a mushroom.

>> No.6411648

>>6411642
Lewd

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>>6411567

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Crackers never fail to improve a soup's quality!

>> No.6411653

>>6411642
blue board, bro
'sides, that's a pickle
captcha: in b fo

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>>6411642
How could I have forgotten to resize? Oops!

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>>6411651

Dont worry I'll help you out

>Crackers never fail to improve a soup's quality!

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>this thread

>> No.6411660

>>6411630
I kinda like it, you can leave a thread open in the morning, come home from work, and it's still alive and well.

>> No.6411662

>>6411656
too late, got your info now
I hope you made enough food for 2

>> No.6411665

>>6411643
>>6411645
>>6411653
pretty sure op was talking about his dick cheese

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>>6411665
no, really?

>> No.6411668

>>6411665
>not eating your soup by dipping your dick in, then licking it off
>not being flexible enough to autofellate

>> No.6411670

>>6411668
>needing to be flexible
>his dick can't reach his mouth while hes standing up
you poor guy

>> No.6411675

>>6411642
Pretty good looking dick, no homo

>> No.6411687

>>6411675
Homo status in question tbh.

>> No.6411707

>>6411658
you scared him away!

>> No.6411759
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>>6411707
Nope! I was just finishing my dinner. I even ate the whole roll of crackers!

>> No.6411761
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>>6411759
but thats
THATS BORING

>> No.6411762

>>6411761
dude he ate the whole roll.
that's like 15 crackers

>> No.6411765
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>>6411762
Hmm. Will he die?

>> No.6411769

>>6411209
>*gasp* someone's doing something for the lulz... ON 4CHAN! I have to preach to him and show him the error of his ways!

>> No.6411772

>>6411765
I will be extremely painful.

>> No.6411785

>>6411772
Thats a small typo

>> No.6411866

This is what I love about 4chan. Nowhere else will you see a grown man ruin his food just to make himself throw up to give other people a laugh.

>> No.6411876

Sweet sundae ramen got one-uped.

>> No.6411884

>>6411866
newfig detected

>> No.6411890

someone make this thread into an image i can share with people i'm too tired to

>> No.6411905
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>>6411567
Did you fucking puke?

>> No.6412066
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... hello? OP?

>> No.6412080

>>6411567
HOLY SHIT MODS STICKY THIS THREAD

>> No.6412083

>>6411354
>I like the consistency of well done steak.
*tips fedora*

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>>6411421
https://youtu.be/L0bcRCCg01I?t=4m25s
>mfw I hit 4:25 right as I saw the astroglide

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>>6412080
le ebin /s4s/ post fellow channer this is a nice thread :^3

>> No.6412098

>>6412090
just because you're dead inside doesn't mean you should be alive on the outside

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>>6412066
Hello! I was just taking the trash out after I woke up from my nap. I'm also still feeling a little hungry!

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>>6412105

>there's more

>> No.6412111

>>6412105
PLEASE NO

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>>6412105

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I think I'll just have a light snack before heading back to bed. A BLT would really hit the spot!

>> No.6412190
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Mmm! What a great snack. Lettuce, caesar salad dressing, 3 strips of turkey bacon, provolone, and mayo, all on two pieces of delicious white bread. Try to top that!

>> No.6412193

>>6412190
Are you preparing food directly on your fucking table?

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>>6412166
when will this end

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Ah, here's what I was looking for!

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This'll help give it that kick!

>> No.6412214

im too drunk for this

>> No.6412215

>>6412190
>>6412166
>Turkey Bacon
That's it op, I've had enough of your shenanigans.

>> No.6412220

>>6412203
that shit tastes like 99% honey 1 % mustard

>> No.6412222

I don't like OP

>> No.6412223

>sundae ramen 2.0

>> No.6412236
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mfw this thread

>> No.6412241

>americans

>> No.6412243

>>6412236
that boy aint right

>> No.6412245

>>6412241
>irrelevants

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>mfw ops reign of terror has no end in sight

>> No.6412253

Someone better cap this shit before thread is kill

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whats taking so long OP, stop passing out

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6412259

Huh, that's strange. My chest feels tight, my arms feel sort of numb, and I'm a bit dizzy. Maybe eating the rest of the mayo out of the jar was a bad idea.

>> No.6412262

>>6412259
Oh my fuck

>> No.6412266

>>6412259
>Maybe eating the rest of the mayo out of the jar was a bad idea.
nigga you're probably having a fucking heart attack

>> No.6412270

>>6412259
inb4 heart attack

>> No.6412277

>>6412259
I'm literally fucking gagging. I hope eating this shit kills you, you subhuman

>> No.6412280

if OP dies how will we know

>> No.6412288

>>6411144
It was just an innocent medium steak.

>> No.6412290

>>6412288
It was medium well

>> No.6412336

Is OP dead?

>> No.6412348
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>>6411194
WTF?

>> No.6412351

>>6411204
Why are you doing this?

>> No.6412355

>>6412348
>>6412351
>they don't know

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>>6411785

>> No.6412360

>>6412336
He last posted almost an hour ago describing the symptoms of a heart attack, so it's safe to say he's pretty fucked up

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>>6411866
>laugh

...You think food is a fucking joke? Pffft. Nothing personnel...Kid.

>> No.6412367

>>6412259
OP pls go

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>>6412105

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>>6412105

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>>6412105

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>>6412105

>> No.6412545

What the fuck did I just stumble into? Did I just see some guy give himself a heart attack to piss off some co/ck/s?

>> No.6412563

>>6412362
>Pffft. Nothing personnel...Kid.
>Pffft. Nothing personnel
>Nothing personnel
>personnel
What a stupid fuck. You're hopeless

>> No.6412573

>>6412563
your*

>> No.6412582

>>6412563
Please be joking. Newfags are so cringey.

>> No.6412588

>>6412456
What a dickhead.

>> No.6412597

>>6412573
It's you're, stupid illiterate fuck. As in, "you are".
Jesus Fucking Christ, how are you this stupid?

>> No.6412604

>>6412597
If your middle name was "Fucking" you would get into a lot of trouble at school, and probably have a hard time finding a job when you got older.

>> No.6412616

>>6412604
lel

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>>6412563
>>6412597

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>>6411235
i laughed at the steak and ketchup OP , nice OC.

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6413147

>this thread

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6414438

RIP OP

>> No.6414473

>>6411194
Confirmed for troll.

Either that or: OP you should just stick to cheap hamburger, you have no taste anyway and won't know the difference.

>> No.6414539

>>6414473
>Confirmed for troll.

No shit.

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6414586

>>6414473
>Confirmed for troll.

>> No.6414616

>>6414473
What clued you in? When he threw up on the plate and blacked out? Or how about when he more than likely had a heart attack?

>> No.6414684

BUMP

>> No.6415210

Bump please don't let thread and OP be kill
>tfw sweet sundae ramen guy gets screencapped and celebrated while OP dies cold and alone on his kitchen floor

>> No.6415388

bump pls screencap

>> No.6416335

>>6411162

Waste of a steak.

>> No.6416426

>>6416335
>>6411567
Nah it's still fine

>> No.6416664

I'm actually gagging at this.

>> No.6416707

>>6411144
Nice would be the proper word there.

>> No.6416746

>>6415388
seconding this OP doesn't deserve to die in vain

>> No.6417402

>>6411194
You went kind of light on the ketchup there pal

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6417447

>>6411567
Fuggggg this thread

>> No.6417455

is there a god
also bibbity bump

>> No.6417463

>>6412563
>being this new

>> No.6417466

I'm pretty sure OP is in a body bag right now

>> No.6417470

>>6417466
there is no doubt

>> No.6417471

>>6411363
OP why must you test my faith in humanity so?

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mother of god

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>>6411194
never put ketchup on a steak bitch

>> No.6417683

>>6417679
what about half a gallon of A1

>> No.6417695

>>6417679
>>6417683
Or crushed poptarts, or salt and vinegar chips, or lubricant?

>> No.6417705

>>6411640
kek'd maybe too hard

>> No.6417728

>>6417679
you cool with the powerade tho?

>> No.6417736

>>6417679
How about vomit and m&ms?

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>mfw death was the only thing able to stop OP from continuing to rape his meals

>> No.6417754

what did I actually just witness?

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>>6412588

>> No.6417794

SCREENCAPS PLS SOMEONE'S GOT TO DO IT

DO IT FOR OP, HE SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR US

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6418432

>>6417794
>>6417455
>>6416746
Okay, you niggers are lazy as fuck, have a screencap

Do not let OP's steak have died in vain!

>> No.6418438

>>6418432
Epic, now I can post it on r/4chan

I'm kidding, thank you.

>> No.6418441

>>6418432
>leaving out the part where he puts his dick in the soup
It's also kind of big, I don't think you need every reply in there. Someone post sweet sundae ramen as a reference point

>> No.6418447

>>6418432
>>6418441
This, and put more emphasis on the OP posts. Expand the images or something

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>>6411421

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>>6418441
>>6418441
>>6418447
This.

>> No.6419933

>>6411144
Why didn't you put the gravy on the rice?

>> No.6420095

>>6411194
It needs mayonnaise.

>> No.6420108

>>6420095
OP's got you covered >>6412259
>over a day since posting that
RIP OP you were a real nigga

>> No.6420146

>OP's parents get worried because they haven't heard from him in a while
>go to his house
>They find their son face down in his own vomit
>Hand clutching chest
>Half that fucking "BLT" on the floor next to an empty jar of mayo
>his "steak dinner" in the bin
>and a note
>"I did it for the co/ck/s"
>They think he was part of some gay vomit fetish club
>/ck/ alone remembers his bravery

Rest in pastrami

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6421080

>nobody cares about OP to bother making a good screencap
>I don't have a desktop atm so I can't honor his legacy myself
>tfw

>> No.6422056

>>6421080
There is an archive, you know. Stop bitching.

>> No.6422121

Do you guys remember that fucking legendary ramen dessert thread?

>> No.6422166

>>6422056
>implying a format like >>6419927 doesn't make OP's escapades significantly more funny

>> No.6422202

>>6422166
>the background makes posts themselves more funny
How is that autism going for you?

>>6422121
I was in that thread.

>> No.6422351

This is one of the greatest things I've seen here. Anyone got an archive link for the first 'Fazoli's?' thread, BTW? I've said it before, I've never ever EVER seen a more terrible thread.

>> No.6423493

BUMP DON'T LET OP DIE

>> No.6423574

>>6412597
*criste

>> No.6423582

>decide to eat a bunch of bad and gross shit to entertain some NEET's and house wives
>either die or stop responding and pretend to have died
Shit/10 thread.

>> No.6423653

>>6423582
afaik most of /ck/ are actually employed.

>> No.6423766

food

>> No.6423945

>>6411144
>rice
>no greens
>not even asparagus or peas
>chili ketchup
>no self-made gravy
>burnt steak
Jesus, are you fucking asian?

>> No.6425813

RIP OP