/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6398224
are you sure that's japan because it doesn't look nearly gross enough to be japanese spaghetti

Soba noodles.

Homemade spaghetti.

>>6398238
This cute looks like anime.

>>6398247
>OGD 114
Holy fuck they have that in Japan?

It's hard enough finding it here.

Good stuff though.

>>6398239
I like the colors. I hope you enjoyed your meal.

>>6398306
Ewww bourbon

>>6398325
pinko commie faggot

>>6398239
That fucking face

>>6398306
spot the daddy issues

>>6398357
>I'm afraid of inanimate objects
It's a scary world, libtard.

>>6398361

he said nothing about fear of your gun retard

>>6398367
libruls are about easy to read as a bugs bunny comic, friendo

>>6398306
>all that ice

>>6398239
I like the bowl

>>6398247
>Mr Donut
Fuck yes

>>6398247
are those anal beads? wtf

>>6398298
>maid reamin'

>>6399357
I tried the shogayaki one of these. Completely flavorless. The rice was good, though.

>>6398242
>Weisswurst on spaghetti

what

>>6400120
whats the flaky white stuff in the bottom right bowl?

>>6400120
>2015
>drinking from anime cows

>>6398242
Man I just can't get my spaghetti sweet. It tastes fine but I can never get it as sweet or even sweet at all like me mum use to make it, and she's passed on now so I can't ask her what she used.
I'm using tomato sauce, tomato paste, tbsp kitchen bouquet, tsp of salt and sugar each, quarter of an onion, chopped garlic clove, some basil leafs, and a palm of oregano.

I've tried adding brown sugar, more sugar, more brown sugar and more sugar, more basil, less salt, even just paste and no sauce. I can't reach the same solid-ish consistency or sweetness.

Any food tipz n trix?

half this shit isn't even japanese

you might as well post mcdonalds

>>6400122

>>6398239
is that stretchy possum ballsack bowl?

>>6400150
fuck, now I want mcdonalds

>>6400157
>possum
Raccoon dog.

>>6400149
Use some red wine instead of sugar.

>>6398361
>people are talking about Japanese food
>hey look I have a gun! LOOK AT MY GUN!
No, we're afraid of mentally unstable violent morons.

>japanese food thread
>90% of pictures are of vaguely japanese food in a home setting beside bottles of hard liquor

Which one of you is the alcoholic english teacher posting this shit

>>6398224
>>6400144
are these two pictures taken at the same time but opposite sides of the table?

>>6400079
just saw it on bizzare foods lol

>>6400149

Filipino banana ketchup

>>6400149
maybe the onions were caramalised
also i noticed that sweet flavours can appear even in things that arent sugary, like for example pure Cinnamon.
so maybe it wasnt just sugar. what about honey?

>>6400594
The grill is wearing different clothes and there's a different phone case. So probably not the same time but looks like the same location/food.

>>6400661
If you check the food they're eating it's the same 2 people at the same table from each persons point of view

>>6400184
Stop being a nigger on 4chan

>>6400790
>common sense is for niggers
How exactly does that work? And what are you going to do about it? I suggest you shoot your computer, followed by yourself. Every problem can be fixed by a gun, after all.

>>6400149
Anchovy for that back of the tongue savory

If you know for sure she never used that then honey and caramelized onyun is a good try. Cook the basil and garlic before you add the tomatoes as well

>>6400795
I'm not as upset as you are. I never said problems could be fixed with a gun. I just said you were acting like a nigger.

You have ascended to a higher nigger

>>6400810
I surrender! Don't shoot!

>>6400819
What bad luck that child has to have been conceived there.

Thanks God

>>6398239

>>6398239
that looks like udon or i've been eating some thin-ass soba

>>6401654
You're right, it's udon.

>>6400122
That's probably eggs form escolar or "super white tuna". Escolar roe, if you will. See, escolar flesh is not white for nothing, anon. The fish eggs of escolar are already white right the eggs are lain and as the eggs develop and turn into fish, their flesh take on a white color. The skin is gray because it's been exposed to the harshness of sea water.

A popular way of serving escolar fish eggs is by soaking the escolar eggs into an acidic solution to simultaneously preserve them and enhance the roe's whiteness.

Anon is probably pretty rich to eat the big of a bowl of escolar roe in one meal.

>>6400693
It's just a dude looking for a reason to post his Japanese idols outside of /jp/.

raw horse. Not bad but not great. 500 yen for it.

>>6398224
isn't that a blonde woman in the back ground?

>>6400710
this is one of my favourite pictures ever
can you imagine sitting there on a cold winters night, drinking sake and beer, eating yakitori, and talking with the other patrons of the izakaya?
10/10 looks comfy af

Hey /ck/ some fucking potato line cook dummied my 4L insert of creme frache and i need it for service in 2 hours is there any subsitute or quick way to make some before i go postal on this retard

>>6400661
>The grill is wearing different clothes
I mean in the sense that they are two different people and they are eating lunch together

>>6403096
so what did you end up doing?

Homemade Yakiniku.

>>6404059
Wow, that looks like it's going to be a tasty meal!

>>6398298
>maid reamin

>>6403037
Are you me?

Think this one was whale.

>>6404149
Whale is one delicious meat.

Attention: Japan
This is fire. You cook food with it.
For a fire recipe please send SASE to Anytown, America.

>>6404164
fire

>>6404164
You ever cooked with fire? You seem more like a microwave kind of guy.

>>6404172
wasn't sure if japan had electricity yet

>>6400713
I KNOW! LET'S TAKE FRESHLY COOKED FOOD AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMETHING YOU BUY FOR 2$ OUT OF A URINE SMELLING DISPENSER IN A SUBWAY STATION

So pretty much all of this food looks delicious and healthy. But where do you go to eat if you're not a 5 feet jap working with spreadsheets all day? What if you're a big guy working in a lumber yard?

>>6402446
and in the top right bowl, on top of the green, that's a baby sea otter fetus, another expensive delicacy

>>6398224
More japanese so-called food.

For their version of our "hurdurrr extra rare steak for me derrrrrrp" fedora faggots.

>>6404360
Nips have been eating raw/fresh seafood like in your picture for longer than you or the word fedora has existed.

>>6404360

i've always wanted my food to fling sauce at me, my clothes, the table, and anyone seated around it

>>6404385
but
>muh hatred for all things japanese
>muh weebs
>muh /ck/
joey thread!

>>6398306
Japan loves whiskey. They like drinking it, and the even make a lot of it. Pretty sure they drink more whiksey then pretty much the whole world aside from big whiskey making countries like the US, UK, and Ireland.

>>6398224
Hey OP:
When does my ban expire you fucking faggot?
Thanks in advance.

>>6404535
Are you the violent psychopath who tried to turn this into a >muh gun rights debate? Ban evasion is forbidden.

>>6404360
This actually kind of broke my heart.

>>6404677
because you're a squeamish moron who thinks food comes from "the store"

the animal is dead. it doesn't feel anything. those are just nerve signals being stimulated by the sodium in the soy sauce; the gimmick is to show how fresh the food is.

>>6404677
that thing isn't alive anyway, it's just the nerve-ends reacting to the soy sauce

>>6404683
>>6404682
Oh? Arab Amerifag here. My family used to slaughter livestock in our backyard, but this is different to me because it is as though it is being eaten alive. I assumed the thing wasn't dead because it was moving when they poured the liquid on it.

How does the nervous system respond like that if the animal is dead? Is it essentially similar to when snails fizzle from salt, but to a higher degree?

>>6404697

Maybe not "essentially similar" but it's just a muscle twitch, yeah.

Livestock are big animals and by the time you've cut it down to cooking size pieces it's going to have undergone chemical changes. With little sea critters kept in live tanks, that you can kill and clean in seconds, it's not uncommon to have the meat still be twitching right up until the moment it's cooked (and/or eaten).

>>6404682
>the animal is dead.

The octopus in
>>6404360
is very much alive

>>6398224
did anyone else notice thats mai hagiwara? I have a shirt with her face on it

>>6400120
>MEGMILK

So close...

>>6398224

>having to use two hands with a phone

Are they really that small? It's completely comical. I want to see what a fork is like to smaller asians.

>>6404697

It's not that different to rural Americans.

Hunting is a common practice and we slaughter it where it dies.

Fresh venison is God-tier to those who know how to cook it.

>>6404326

I'm a big judo student who loves a good bit of meat.

You need to be invited to a ground roast. The meat is fantastic and doesn't have to "fall off the bone."

You can't really enjoy food for what it is until you eat it at every level of cooking. I'm invited because I can grab large things and my hands are like sandpaper and death. Plus I think they like me.

My doggy in the guest house

>>6405725
go home anon you're drunk

>>6398366
>>6398414
>>6398407

where can i get this glass looks great

>>6404697
Not really sizzle, all the salt sort of activates the nervous system and it's like when the doctor hammers you in the knees.

>>6406870
But it's a weird ocean fish body parts so it does that.

>>6404335
its like they just picked random places in America

>ck
>chick taking picture of food
"URRGGG BLERRRG WHY YOU STUPID WHORES NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SHITTY FOOD GODDAMN I HATE HIPSTERS TOO"

>chick takes picture of food... while being japanese!
"omg what a QT pa 2xT 3.14159 so kawaiiiiiii~"

>>6408987
why you stupid whore no one wants to see your shitty food. Damn I hate hipsters

>>6400079
Those look more like boiled Nürnberger Bratwürste which have been boiled instead of grilled.

So even more wat

>>6408987
Jealous caucasian female detected. Go clean your gash, I can smell the death smell from here.

And lose some weight, holy shit.

>>6398231
Holy shit I am so excited, in a salvation army in my bumfuck nowhere town I found a perfect solid iron dutch pancake pan, aka the exact same thing as a takoyaki pan.

I cant even import takoyaki pan from america and I got it for $10. Takoyaki here I come.

>>6400150
Does japan mcdonalds still have the flavor shakers? Used to love those as a kid.

Why won't they bring those coffee machines they have over here. Just go to a machine, put in a dollar for some canned coffee.

>>6409689
cause we can't have nice things. why do you think they have GOAT as fuck convenience stores while we get overpriced shit that's everything but convenient? Japan is good cause it tries to nicey-nice everything for everyone rather than sticking everyone in their profit margin.

>>6409693
Yeah. I bet if they did bring a machine over, they;d have to get a partnership with an american company. I'm sure they'd charge 2-3 dollars for a small can.

>>6405691
Phones keep getting bigger.

>>6409687
What is that? Is that シャカシャカ chicken?

>>6400149
Cook your sauce for a long time. Hours and hours uncovered.

>>6400710
I want to visit a shop just like this before I die

>>6400718
Is there a way I can order these? I'd pay a Japanese person the equivalent of 5USD for each of these plus shipping just to know.

>>6409776
Literally the ad at the top of the page.

>>6409782
>the ad at the top of the page

Can't tell if serious...

>>6409750
Why? Most of the time the food is just ok and they are a pain getting in and out of.

>>6409793
He means the J-list banners. That's where you can get them. Or Amazon.

>>6409782
>>6409793
>>6409813
>2015
>using j-list
ishiggydiggy

buy them off amazon or hmart, even ebay, anywhere but j-list.

>>6409826
I said Amazon, you daft cunt. Quit acting superior over your chosen weeb candy purveyor

>>6409776
just search 'japanese kit kat' on ebay, there's a few sellers

>>6409836
only cucked weeby pieces of shit use j-list

>>6409776
If you're serious leave your email and we might be able to work something out if its worth my while to actually go and get these adn can still make money off it.

>>6404768

what a weaboo

>>6409798
They have a nice atmosphere. Some have great food, too. I know one place in town that serves the most delicious okara hamburgs...

>>6398306
>putting ice in whiskey

absolutely disgusting

>eating raw fish
>instead of cooking it

ISHYGDDT

pleb

>>6398393
You're actually just a fucking retard. Nice gun though

>>6409750
most of them have a regular customer base and dont want americans in there scaring away their customers. GL

I agree that it looks appetizing
http://sumikagrill.com/
this is where I go for skewers and I can easily drop 100 bucks here between two people just eating. theyre really fucking good. yakitori places in america are almost all universally shit but this my friend shines like the beauty of the sun. I wonder if anyone else here knows what its like to bite into the skin of well grilled chicken and find it better tasting and textured than quality bacon.

>>6398224
What you think of ?