/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6398641
google the scarpetta pomodoro recipe

>>6398641
Have you eaten at a good Italian place? Do you have Italian friends? Do you have any reference point for Italian food beyond chains and convenience food products?

If not just stick to what you're doing.

>>6398641
Search. Engine.
I will give you the non-watermarked version of that in exchange for you getting the fuck out of my board forever.

Just go to Fazoli's.

>>6398666
The Dark Lord rises again.

I really like this thread.

>>6398654
>Do you have Italian friends
lol, who has Italian friends? Its not 1910

>>6399555
Nice trips. I grew up in the 80's, and had plenty of Italian-American friends, and a few Italian friends. As an adult I have Italian friends. Some I socialize with, and I couple I know who own restaurants I go to often. I like food, so living in a place where I get to eat with Italians (and French, Chinese, Vietnamese, Mexicans and Middle Easterners) is important to me, because it means the food is going to be good.

But yeah, the 1910 vintage pizza joints are a nice bonus to have around as well.

But my point was if you don't have a benchmark for Italian food don't bother trying to get one from a recipe. You have to eat it first.

>>6398666
Theres literally nothing wrong with eating at Fazolis

>>6399504

>>6398641
Try talking to some pretty girls. Plenty should fall out of your pockets; just be sure to have jars ready to catch it all.

>>6398655
>>6398666
>>6399555

>>6398655
Bwahahahahaha
Ten thousand keks.
I laughed so hard my neighbors complained

>>6399757
Is this hyperbole?

Watch this anon, it's the best tomato sauce I ever tasted: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>>6399735
OH SHIT

What happened to /ck/

>>6399877
Nice dubs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZm6k4IZD7U

>bottled pasta sauce

There is no hope for you.

>>6399838
>those knife cutting skills

>>6400270

Wait for the oily surprise

>>6400277
well you can remove it anon though thats what gives it the flavor

>>6400277
Hey nice dubs

>>6400333
Touche

>>6400333
Ayyy lmao

only a fucking retard could mess a pomodoro recipe up

>>6400379
>cooking food you can't pronounce in order to appear "cultured"
Middle lel

>>6400379
I'm italian and can confirm this recipe is legit.

The only correct way to make spaghetti sauce is with ground beef. That is fact.

>>6398655
>>6398666
>>6399555
>>6399735
>>6399877
>>6400277
>>6400333
>>6400377
>>6400388
>tfw no Fazoli's in my town

>>6400391
my mom says her mother in law would add raw meatballs to her sauce

disgusting

>>6400400
Does your father suffer from any long term health problems, by chance?

>>6400405
long term? high cholesterol runs in our family and he just quit smoking after 30 years

>>6400400
>>6400411
Do dubs run in your family?

First get your terminology sorted and never let the term "spaghetti sauce" pass your lips again. Spaghetti is just a type of pasta, nothing to do with the sauce. And I'm guessing your "spaghetti sauce" is bolognese - basically a tomato and ground meat sauce.

Find a decent recipe for tomato and basil sauce and
work from that.

Also bolognese isn't bound to spaghetti, use any pasta you want. Some work better than others. Same is true of any sauce/pasta combination. Don't let people tell you your taste is stupid, even if it is truly monumentally irrational.

>>6400391
>ground pork
>ground beef + ground pork
>ground venison

Why do you hate your taste buds?

>>6400419
>DURR REAL SPAGHETTI ISNT LIKE THAT
No one cares greaseball.

>>6400419
yeah i agree, vermicelli to me has a way better texture than spaghetti

>>6398641

Step 1. You stop calling it "spaghetti sauce"
Step 2. You start calling it what it is: tomato sauce.

Want to know why? Because look at the god damned picture. That is not penne with "spaghetti sauce", it's fucking tomato sauce, and it is not exclusive to spaghetti. That's why.

>>6400415
The only thing that runs in my family are noses.

>>6400432
Literally what the fuck are you spluttering?

>>6400445
These are decent too

>all these buttblasted sauce purists
It's a spaghetti sauce. It's sauce I put on spaghetti. I also put in on grilled cheeses sometimes.

>>6400481
>forgot the fucking picture

>>6400487
>spaghetti ketchup

>>6400487
Why is it so hard to use the right word? It even says tomato sauce on the jar unless you're buying shitty tomato sauce

>>6400419
>And I'm guessing your "spaghetti sauce" is bolognese
Not necessarily, ragù in most cases would be more accurate.

>>6400405
Why would raw balls cooked in the sauce be any worse for you than cooked beef?

>>6400531
I too am waiting for this gem.

>>6400547
>gem
Back to reddit.

>>6400531
>balls
lmao

>>6400217
>have filipino colleague
>brings 'pinoy spaghetti' to work one day
>it's literally spaghetti with ketchup, cut up hot dogs and thin strips of Kraft singles laid out in a diamond pattern on top
>mfw

What the hell man.

>>6400531
It's RAW. Tell me how eating raw food isn't harmful to the body.

I swear, /ck/ is the biggest collection of retards that think they're smart on the internet.
>hurr muh avant garde cooking style
>hurr it's not spuh getti sauce it's only tomatoes
>hurr i never even touch memefood
>hurr check out this great recipe please validate me

>>6398641
>2 cans of tomatoes
>line bottom of pot with olive oil
>2-3 cloves of garlic crushed
>diced onion

>Make meatballs (whatever recipe you use)
>cook sausage (italian spiral sausage)
>dice sausage into good sized chunks
>throw meatballs and sausage in sauce slow cook for an hour or two

that's how I make it anyway, sadly no exact measurements but y'know.

>>6400567
This hurts my autism.

>>6400559
It's raw when you put it in the sauce but unless you're fucking retarded and don't apply any heat to the sauce they will get cooked with it and any bacteria will be destroyed by the heat.

It might taste shit because the taste of raw beef is in it but you'd be fucking unharmed if you ate a pan of it.

Why in the fuck would you come to a cooking board if all you want to do is cook jarred sauce and kraft pasta?

>>6400567
>what is seasoning

>>6400553
lol yeah Filipino cuisine is the biggest joke of all time. Our culture is like the epitome low self esteem overly conquered faggot lady boys. The only thing we know how to do really well is have sex to be honest.
my grandma made me turtle soup in a shell once when I was a kid. It tastes like chicken and fish mashed together. Of you've ever had frog, it's very similar.

>>6400650
There are worse things to be great at than sex bro, it's 2015

>>6400668
I know, but it is literally all we are good for. That's why so many other cultures have dominated us over centuries. We are not even good at food, and that's something you need to survive. You don't need sex to survive. You need it to continue your society. But what is the point in trying to procreate when you can't sustain yourself?

>>6400681
You hardly need good cuisine to sustain yourself, most of the world got by eating pigshit for most of history

>>6400681
>fuck like champs
>lechon
>mangos
thats a pretty good set of things

>>6399691
We're talking good spaghetti you dipshit

>>6398641

Ahhhh, how I wish I could be the mod of /ck/ for a day. I would ban hammer the fuck out of this forum.

Ok, here is the easiest, pomodoro recipe I have ever made. If you have a gf, her panties will come flying right off at the table. You should also learn to make your own noodles. The shit in the box is just blech.

8 to 10 Italian plum roma tomatoes
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
4 cloves of garlic minced
3-5 mushrooms diced (porcinis are great for this)
6 basil leaves
Salt and pepper

First, get rid of the tomato skins. The easiest way: with a knife, make an X mark into the top of each plum tomato. Drop into hot boiling water for 10 seconds and then shock into ice water bath. It will peel off easily. Cut into 4 wedges and deseed them.

On to the sauce: Preheat a large skillet over medium high heat and add the olive oil. Add chopped garlic and sauté until golden brown. Add mushrooms and sauté for a minute. Add tomatoes to pan, crush them up, and add salt and pepper. Continue to cook for 15 minutes uncovered to let some of the water from the tomatoes evaporate. If it's still too thin after 15 minutes, continue cooking until you get the desired thickness. Finish with basil and toss pasta into sauce.

I have friends who let this simmer on their stove overnight to get rid of the moisture from the tomatoes and make it super thick. Experiment with it.

Italianfag here:
Listen, tomato sauce is only one of the undred ways you can dress pasta (Yes, pasta, coz there are like 100 different kind).
Try something different, break 2 whole eggs in a bowl, beat them well with 2-3 spoons of Parmigiano, a ground of fresh pepper and set aside. Then heat a small non stick pan, cut some pancetta (Or bacon) in small cubes and stir fry until crispy (Not burned).Meanwhile cook the pasta (Linguine, spaghetti or bucatini) in a lot of water.
When it's ready, drain well and add egg mixture and bacon in a bowl, mix vigorously (The egg must become a cream) and serve REALLY HOT. Add more Parmigiano if needed. And this is CARBONARA motherfucker.

chop tomato, onion, mince garlic, fresh basil, cinnamon stick, dash of pepper, optional add diced bell pepper, stock from meat or vegetable.

simmer for 2-3 hours or until reduced to desired thickness. simple and tasty.

>fry off sofrito
>brown meat
>season
>Add red wine/ white wine & milk
>simmer for 3 hours
>enjoy

Now fuck off.

>>6399759
what?
I dont think that word means what you think it means

>>6401204
>sofrito
Yeah? Which one? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Spanish?
Or do you mean soffritto (which is literally just mirepoix) or suffritt' (which is tomato, onion, celery, chilies and lean bits of either veal, goat, lamb, pork or a mix of some or each of those meats)?

>>6401038
>(The egg must become a cream)
No pleb, it must become an emulsion. The cream is added later.

>>6401284
>emulsion
yes
>cream is added later.
no die of aids

>>6401294
Carbonara is a cream based sauce.

>>6401302
you are an aids based nigger

>>6400681
>best ledy boyz on earth
>dat lunchon roast ass pig
>banana ketchup
>grower of pineapples,bananas and shit
Anon can you hook me up with your sister, or can you dress up so I can fuck you without feeling gay? Thx bro

>spaghetti sauce
get tomato sauce and season it. Wa LA