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Would you eat this as a victory dinner, in a time of war?

>> No.6381628

>>6381624
If it's a time of war then how would it be a victory dinner? Generals and politicals probably would have to do that as a show, but I'd feel guilty knowing that I'm eating that while troops are in the trenches, that said, it's there and it would suck if it went to waste.

>> No.6381633

>>6381624
>compound butter not placed in center of steak
>two meh looking tomato slices
>not toppings for potato
would complain/10

>> No.6381636

>>6381624

I dont' understand the tomatoes, it just seems like overkill.

>> No.6383666

>>6381624
what is victory?

>> No.6383752

>tomatoes

No.

>> No.6383755

>>6381624
steak is overcooked.

>> No.6383765

>Steak
Yes
>Potato
Yes
>Tomato
GET THAT FUCKING GARBAGE OFF MY PLATE FUCK YOU

>> No.6383815
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>>6381636
>steak the size of a basketball
>not overkill

>two slices of tomato
>overkill

>> No.6383851

>>6381624

Assuming I'm getting drunk too, probably.

>> No.6383857

>>6383765

There's nothing wrong with tomatoes.

It's just a garnish on that plate, since they didn't do shit with it.

>> No.6383867

>>6383815
It's more about there being just two shitty slices of tomato instead of, say, an actual salad.

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>>6381633
>>6383752
>>6383755
>>6383765

>> No.6386574

>>6383666

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?

Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

Conan: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

>> No.6386579

>let's celebrate by giving ourselves heart disease

In times of war, you have to eat clean and be ready

>> No.6386585

I would if I finished cooking it

>> No.6386591

Conan's Father: Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god, Crom and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.

[Points to sword]

Conan's Father: This you can trust.

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>>6386591
Go blog some were else

>> No.6387469

>>6386606
FUCK YOU INFERIOR SUB HUMAN IM 1000% WHITE FUCK FACE!

>> No.6388010

all this tomato hate

what is wrong with you

>> No.6388020

>>6388010

Fatfucks can't stand veggies.

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>>6386606
>>>>>>/out/

>> No.6388053

>>6381624
How bad was the war and how hungry am I?

>> No.6388187

>>6388053
you were just barely able to beat back Allied forces and take the rest of Europe for the Fatherland. the blood is still on your uniform and you're really hungry.

>> No.6388202

>>6388187

Ok then fuck those tomatoes

>> No.6388278

>>6381624
Fresh bread with lots of butter
Chicken roasted in its own juices
Lots of beer

Losers meal
Cigarettes and coffee or whiskey

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Ribs.

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>>6388202
You don't want to get on the wrong side of tomatoes, they're killers.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Theme Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3uIKzgcDxo