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6385211 No.6385211 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys, want some jelly beans?

>> No.6385221
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6385221

>>6385211
I only eat those when wearing my wizard hat, but dinosaur eggs are good anytime.

>> No.6385223

>>6385211
Not today, satan.

>> No.6385228

>>6385221

one of these fuckers chipped two of my teeth when I tried to eat one years ago. completely impractical except as a gag gift since

>> No.6385231

What was the point of making the nasty flavors? It's a food product, not a toy. Nobody is going to enjoy the nasty flavors in any way.

>> No.6385328

>>6385231
I enjoyed them the most of all the other flavors. Sheeeit I still can recall exactly how puke tasted.

>> No.6385343
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>>6385231
So you can pretend you're really a young teen trying to pass time on a train ride to wizard school......

>> No.6385349

>>6385231
I bought these and had them sitting around. One day there was a bunch of people over and we were drinking and playing card games and someone had the idea of the loser having to pick one. It was pretty funny at the time.

But you seem to be beyond simple mortal pleasures as joy.

>> No.6385355

>>6385349
So you're saying you bought them so you can punish yourself?

That's pretty weird.

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>>6385228
The front half of my incisor came off on one of these fuckers when I was 10

>> No.6385497

>>6385355
No, I bought them to prank someone but I forgot about it.

>> No.6385587

>>6385438
I'm pretty sure they were invented by a secret cabal of parents who hate it when kids complain about a loose teeth and dentists.

>> No.6385600

>>6385231
Everyone likes a gamble.
It's like russian roulette for kids.