/ck/ - Food & Cooking

use a fork

>hey guys I don't like guy fieri
>*tips fedora*
Why does /ck/ think that talking shit about a TV character will make them seem like supreme gentlemen? Who gives a shit?

>>6377607

Not the point. The point is the dumping of the sauce on my fucking food

You couldn't just give me the dip as a side you had to fucking pour it on top.

>>6377610

>*tips fedora*

Back to /b/

>>6377611
This

Unless I specifically order my shit with sauces on it why give them too me? What if I don't want bbq or honey on my shit? Personally I like kalamari by itself or with a very tiny amount of ranch.

>>6377603
>6 bucks for edamame
I hope you learned your lesson

>>6377603
It's literally called "sticky calamari" on the menu. What did you expect? For it to not be sticky?

>>6377623

The drink, the fries, and the Kalamari was $21

I am never eating here again. How do you fuck up at being a Sports bar?

Applebees isn't nearly as retarded as this

>>6377630

Its gross. Honey is not something you dip Kalamari in much less drench in

>>6377633
If you bitched it would have been free

>>6377616

No, I'm fine just here. You gonna do something about it, you autistic little dweeb?

>Udon Noodle Bowl
>Udon noodles in a kombu tempura broth with seasonal vegetables & grilled teriyaki chicken breast.
>kombu tempura

how exactly do you make a tempura broth?

>>6377611
You went to a Guy Fieri restaurant called "Tex Wasabi's". What did you expect?

>>6377637
>>6377640

The last time I went to this place was to celebrate my friends 21st birthday and this get together made me realize a couple of things

>He's possibly gay due to the choice of drink he chose
>He's a morning time alcoholic
>He eats Sushi for breakfast

>>6377647
>He's possibly gay due to the choice of drink he chose
Where in flyover land are you?

>>6377646

I thought going to flavor town was optional

>>6377640

>>6377648

California

Dude his drink tasted like melted skittles and starbursts

>>6377656
That's a bad thing?

But yeah, he's probably gay.

>>6377656
>tfw I like "manly" drinks but I also like daiquiris, margaritas, pinacoladas, and appletinis

>being afraid of homosexuals
>because you're a closet homosexual
Seems like you and Guy would get along famously
>in bed

>>6377636
Still no excuse. The menu warned you that it was going to be sticky.

>>6377661
Is hating guy some kind of meme?

>>6377656
>California

lol

>>6377665
can't pry the guy

>>6377665
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/01/douchiest-moments-in-celebrity-chef-history/guy-fieri

>>6377665
Have we discovered the only Guy Fieri apologist on the internet?

I was raped in flavortown.

>>6377649
Flavortown is mandatory

>>6377603
>I don't like the way this food was prepared
>even though I read the description and ordered it anyway
bruh

I hate overcomplicated dishes. Simplicity is best.

>>6377678
He's a great tv host and a fantastic chef

>>6377677
To be fair, gays are terrifying.

>inb4 gay

>>6377677
>including spouting off sexist, homophobic and anti-Semitic slurs
>Producer David Page described the offensive comments Fierimad on the show's set, including homophobic remarks ("You can’t send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!")
>"I hope you die so I can dance on your fucking grave."

When I was told that /ck/ was full of retarded sjws, gays, and women I didn't know if I could believe them. Now I can. There is literally nothing wrong with this guy other than being a fatass and looking like a 9 year old from the 80s/90s.

You faggots need to stop getting so goddamn assblasted over people being "offensive." Get over it and get over yourselves. Literally a goddamn plague. >>>/lgbt/ >>>/tumblr/ >>>/out/

https://youtu.be/fHMoDt3nSHs?t=201

>>6377645
use it as you would a slurry i would imagine, seems kind of silly though.

who wants "thick" ramen broth

>>6377702

>women

What did you expect from the cooking board?

>>6377710
Your mom

>>6377702
>RRRRREEEEEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEEEeeeEEEEEEE

So sorry if 4chan is no longer a safe space for kissless neckbeards ;_;

>>6377702
most people hate him because an annoying douchebag who's condescending to the people he has on the show and refuses to eat certain foods.

>>6377717
Only reason I'm here is because searching recipes for food on google is about as bad as murrican casserole cooking and almost no other chans have a cooking/food board.

Kill yourself faggot. That goddamn reeeee meme is retarded.

>>6377721

>Kill yourself faggot. That goddamn reeeee meme is retarded.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6377721
>he comes to /ck/ for recipes

this board is for dank memes

and why don't you just make your own subreddit on whee®lchan?

>>6377717
>thinking a person with common sense that doesn't get offended by pointless words is a kissless neckbeard

You are retarded. You hate stereotypes yet you stereotype people yourself like big old hypocrites. Just because he isn't some pansy tip toeing around "offensive" terms because its such a goddamn travesty to "offend" people nowadays, doesn't mean he is some basement lurker. All you faggots are soft and need to learn what its like in the goddamn real world. Not everyone is going to let you circlejerk in your goddamn tumblr hugbox and hold your hand all your life.

If you are offended nut the fuck up and get over it. I hope you all die in a fire.

>>6377730
why so mad, autismo?

>>6377730
>just because I'm a butthurt loser who thinks my unemployment is because of the SJW conspiracy doesn't mean I'm a butthurt loser who thinks my unemployment is because of the SJW conspiracy

Why not kill yourself? If you pick the right method it would be relatively painless. Much quicker than pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, imagine you might fail.

>>6377727
I go to h8 but its becoming very cancerous (and only go there for like 2 boards. I mostly stay in chans that aren't very well known at all). It has its own /ck/ board but the post rate is extremely slow (I'm talking 2 posts per day if that). I know this board is mostly just trolls and sjws but it's still nice to come here and learn some cooking so I'm not a blundering idiot in the kitchen.

>>6377742
Ronnie's son? Is that you?

>>6377741
>implying I don't make more money than you faggot

I'm a skinny rich guy. There is no SJW conspiracy. They don't exist outside of their conventions and the internet. They are too afraid to leave their hugbox.

>>6377751

>>6377746
Literally who

>>6377751
>I can afford to eat at guy fieri's because I have a job at macdonalds

How does it feel that HR departments were created specifically to keep people like you from exposing the company to problems?

>>6377622
>ranch

>>6377757
>he doesn't know about ronnie's burgers
newfag detected

>>6377758
I don't even eat at that fatass' restaurant. I also didn't even know who we was until this thread (although I have seen pictures). You are just a belligerent nigger nigging this thread up very niggardly.

>>6377760
Literally nothing wrong with not serving niggers

>>6377760
>newfag on a board worse than /r9k/, /mu/, and /lgbt/ combined

Whatever I'll take it. Only come here once a week.

>>6377760

What the fuck is a color-red?

>>6377763
That's not the point. It was just funny that this kid gave out his dad's restaurant's website on 4chan, and didn't expect people to make funny maymays and post on their facebook page. It was supposed to be funny. I'm sorry that comedy that disagrees with your personal views offends you so much.

>>6377647
>>6377656
Is he single?

>>6377636
don't order it then. That's like ordering a cheeseburger and then complaining there's cheese on it.

>>6377656

>you tasted his drink

gay

>>6377759
>>6377759
sup mello mike
#benghazi