/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6367966
>inb4 ban for ban evasion

>WOOWOOWOOWOO

>>>/qa/

Joey threads are the heart of /ck/. Joey and his videos are very clearly food and cooking related, anyone who disagrees with that is incredibly stupid.

You need to stop forcing your shitty fatfuck meme videos. You retards have actually made me hate this guy I've never even watched. Congratulations.

Memefood threads, while shitposting, are funny, and start some decent shitflinging.

Food pics from Japan are quality threads, don't know why you're including them in your list.

Reviewbrah needs to die.

If you genuinely think the Jews try to shill an insignificant, cynical shithole like the cooking section of a Chinese cartoon image board, you have autism and need to be put on medication immediately.

Joey isn't fucking funny, he never was.

>>6368018

We dont like joey because he's funny.

>>6368012

Then hide the thread and move on, fucking idiot. You care enough to shitpost but if you don't like it you dont have to see it

>>6367975

> bans work
> in 2012+3

Yeah, no. I've started 3 joey>mods threads today alone. Not happening

>>6368045
inb4 subnet ban
>>6368011
you couldn't be more cancer.
Broeyfags pls go
>>>/b/
#killjoey

>>6368100
Please explain how a YouTube food reviewer/chef is not food and cooking related.

We seriously need to do something about this. Clearly there is someone with a personal dislike/vendetta who is trying to kill these Joey threads.

>all these Kendrones

>>6368132
Because its spam

>>6368322
But it's not

Fuck off with your spam Joey.

>>6368322
I don't think joey has reviewed spam yet

>>6367966
Because he's gross

The fucking youtube faggots posted here lately are /b/ level garbage.

If you think otherwise you are stage 3 cancer.

>>6368351
Aha! Now I know why half of /ck/ hates Joey! We have been blessed with one of the most obnoxious, pretentious userbases of all the boards on 4chan. While /ck/ will never live up to more pretentious boards like /mu/, the discerning standards of taste on /ck/ are clear. Who wants to see a large, disheveled man eating what appears to be feces off of a napkin, when they could see a fine young gentleman dressed in a dapper suit, drinking Powerade out of a fine wine glass, reviewing jerk chicken wings? The fine tastes of /ck/ are not satisfied by the disgusting Joey or the pleb Ken. Rather, we seek a certain sophistication in our food reviewers. We expect them to provide a detailed analysis of the flavours present in all foods. We expect them to use utensils and avoid attempts at humor involving the food being reviewed. So Joey does not measure up to the standards of /ck/ as a food reviewer, and thus, he is spam.

Joey is clearly not /ck/.

Just fuck off already.

>>6368490
How is he not /ck/?
He reviews food and makes cooking videos. That's as /ck/ as it gets.

>/ck/ - FOOD and cooking

all manner of food discussion is welcome friend. I eat fast food 3-4 times a week, thus I have something to discuss about it.

Why the fuck do Joey threads keep getting deleted?

They've been a staple for damn near a year.

>>6368132
The issue isn't so much a youtube food reviewer, so much as it is these threads.
they aren't food/cooking related.
They're cancerous circlejerk nonsense.

>>6368516
>LadyTrayceLover
Filtered.
Saged.

>>6368538
If you sage you're clearly agreeing with her you fucking moron.

>>6368516
You're right. It's just YouTuber fanboys circlejerk...

>>6368516

you're high asf. these threads are always fun and there's a core of good posts embedded in the shitposting by assholes like you.

if you don't like them, hide them. you are simply being a dick for no reason, you are a pleb tier troll that can't get better than harassing a minute part of an obscure board culture because you are pathetically low skilled

>shoo shoo reddit goblin

>>6368490

Yes why would we want to discuss a man who makes food and cooking videos on /ck/.

let's start a thread about a fucking stoner cartoon from the 90s instead, or have endless circlejerks about how depressed and drunk we are, that makes a lot more sense

Can someone in this thread explain why they legitimately like Joey?

>>6368566
He's a funny guy, seems very friendly as well. His videos swing!

>>6368566
He is funny and not mean spirited, reviews food I like, and is just on the whole very entertaining.

>>6368566

Fundamentally, he is extremely human and relatable, and his life situation is one that we can deeply sympathize with and we fully understand his fears and insecurities that are clearly on display, but we also like that he is brave enough and self aware enough to make fun of himself and act a fool.

We like that he can have genuine skills as a chef but he's too messed up to be a pompous tv chef/"youtube star cook" and we like that he does gonzo shit but doesn't take it at all seriously. He could never do some gay ass shit like EMT for instance.

he really is, warts and all, a very touching person at heart and that shows through. That's why he's hated on reddit and beloved here on /ck/. He's one of us on a very, very deep level

>>6368490

He does reviews on food and he does a little bit of cooking.

>>6368566
He's a trainwreck in obese, mexican form. I like watching his life crumble. I like seeing that at least half the comments in his videos are about how he is a fat piece of shit. I like knowing that he will always be worse than Ken and Daym no matter how hard he tries.

>>6368705
he's Italian

>>6368018
> "Reviewbrah needs to die"
Please explain to me why you think this,
Reviewbrah is a good reviewer and I enjoy his reviews.

>>6367966
I don't think we have a mod, because this shit is fucking infuriating.

It's the same old bullshit over and over and not actual quality threads where we discuss actual cooking and give each other advice and inspiration.

Posting tendies should be an insta-ban.

>>6368722
His name is Joseph Hernandez and he lives in San Diego, if I'm not mistaken. Dude is a beaner.

>>6368728
>beaner
there are Puerto Ricans in cali?

>>6368725
did you apply for the janitor positions?

>>6367966
I don't see any problem with "Food pics from Japan" except just being somewhat lazy threads with little discussion. The worst threads are the "Why do Americans..." or "Do Americans really..." threads. I love Joey though and I don't understand why the mods have started cracking down on something that used to be perfectly acceptable on /ck/.

>>6368735
It's like bronies on all of 4chan. Started off somewhat amusing then sperging idiots ran it into the ground to the point it was killing the entire place.

>>6368566
>stop liking what I don't like

hide the fucking thread if you don't like it.

it's you people that are making these threads bad with your constant bitching.

contain your fucking autism jesus christ.

>>6368735
The only rational explanation I can think of is the consequences of 4chan being manipulated into making someone an internet celebrity. If that happens, then all the boards are going to be overrun by vloggers looking for their 15 minutes.

I'm honestly surprised after Rebecca Black that you can even link to YouTube at all. The internet has the power to bleed over into mainstream media.

I consider myself a Broey, but do we want to accidentally let this lead to someone like Ken getting their own show on Food Network or Travel Channel? Fuck that stupid idiot.

>>6368745
If y'all stayed in your containment thread, it wouldn't be a problem, you're poisoning the entire board though.

just leave already, joey fags. you're not welcome here.

Considering the Joey threads are now trying to get that Ken guy in trouble with the Canadian government for tax shit I can't justify them at this point.

>>6368747
Isn't this a containment thread? There's never multiple joey threads on the board.

>>6368753
#AuditKenDomik is just an inside joke with the broeys. 99% of Joey thread discussion remains food and cooking related.

>>6368755
There were three at the same time earlier today.

>>6368753
It's a joke. None of us are actually contacting the canadian revenue agency to report him.

>>6368762
The joey generals keep getting deleted thats why.

if you didn't apply for the janitor positions then you need to shut the fuck up

Only because the /joey/ threads that everyone is in get deleted.

>>6368767
At. The. Same. Time.

looks like 'broeys' are as stupid as that mexican fat shitskin itself.

FUCK. OFF. NOW.

>>6368770
When the main (and only) /joey/ general is deleted, there's a rush to create the new thread. In this rush, duplicates are bound to happen. Is that hard to understand?

>>6368774
And an older joey thread is missed because someone didn't check catologue.

If Joey generals don't get deleted, there won't be duplicates.

>>6367966
There's always at least one joey general that stays up. They get deleted when there's more than one

>>6368783
great example right now, we've got this thread and >>6367556

so right there are two joey threads. This one isn't even a general but really just a bitch about moderation thread in which the guy who's probably OP admits to being a ban evader (>>6368045). This is why Joey threads get deleted.

>>6368705
yep this is why I watch

>>6368793
No one's even posting in the other thread though, it will die on its own.

>>6368473

>>6368793
that thread is autosaging

>>6368804
And that is why it is /b/tier shit that isn't appropriate for /ck/.

>>6368843
I thought the same but it has stayed up for quite a long time. Either they are now leaving our threads alone or the offending janitor is asleep. I hope it is the former.

>>6368018
What's wrong with Reviewbrah?

>>6368733
I did, but was denied the position because I wasn't autistic enough.

A single Joey thread is fine. People actually talk about the food in the vids.

Clean up that other bullshit instead mods. Seriously like we really need 30 fucking pizza threads in the catalog.

>>6368897
Absolutely nothing, that guy you're replying to is just a shitposter. "Memefood threads are OK because they start shitflinging."

>>6367966
Who took this photo?

What I don't get is why the mods don't just fucking outright delete joey threads. They let one go for days at a time, then once that one dies they fucking autosage the new one. For what purpose?

NEW REVIEW GANG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMDx_DcQbSc

don't care about joey, and THIS thread has nothing to do with food or cooking.

>>6369626

................

It's a peice of chicken in bread.

...................

>>6368510
Joey threads are generally spam. That would be against the rules.

>>6368894
give it an hour or so and the deed will be done.

>>6367966

>>6368722
Why do a lot of Hispanics need to emphasis that they are "part Italian"? Your skin is dark, your name is hispanic, just leave it at that. We don't need to know your entire lineage.

>>6369665
Thank you for doing God's work Anon!
#killjoey

Joel hates want threads remove so they can continue happily posting in LE epic drunks anonymoos /ck/ club and LE BAIT WELL COOKED STEAK R BEST threads

Grow the fuck up. Woowoowowoo

>>6369665
$up Ken?

>>6369665
>Submitting false reports will result in a ban.
Soon, broeys. Soon vengeance will be ours.

Hey broeys explain how professional wrestling isn't /ck/ related. The Rock's signature move has him talking about cooking so obviously it's related.

>>6369908
It isn't. Joey has one wrestling themed video in a sea of cooking videos. Deal with you shitstain. Go back to your alcoholic general.

>>6369918
I'm pretty sure it is related, anon. I think you just can't smell what the rock is cooking

>>6369930
If you really have enough material to maintain The Rock threads, I am 100% behind you

Why does /ck/ hate Guy Fieri but love Joey?

>>6369962
Because Guy Fieri is revolting as a TV chef. He has some similarities to Joey but Joey would not work well on TV. Guy Fieri's whole aesthetic is stupid and his restaurants probably suck.

>>6367966
You're right, all of them need to be b& for the cancer they are, and you newfags for shitting up the board.

>>6369626
This is a step back from his recent vids. Not as enthusiastic as he has been. However the little woowoowoo at the very end caught me off guard and cracked me up.

>>6370255
>However the little woowoowoo at the very end caught me off guard and cracked me up.
you need to get out more anon.

>>6369626
Was that a fart at 2:52?

dumber fucker gave himself diabetes.
real smart guy.

>>6369626
I love when Joey does that thing at 3:24 where he mocks his haters.

>>6370294
*meant 5:24

>>6368556
>board culture
i think you mean cancer
>not knowing what greentext is for
yeah, looks like you're the redditfag m8

>>6370270

pretty sure he's adding the farts in before he posts these. there's a lot of subtle gags he does for himself that you only pick up on after watching a lot

>hold food WAAAAY to close to the camera
>ostentiatous bag rustling
>flipping paper napkins around
>being a fat lard

you know...

>I like watching a fat sack of shit be generally retarded and disgusting in his car
>I like watching a sad autist pretend to be classy by eating junk food in his parent's living room

Pathetic.

I hate these shit viral marketing threads. We don't want to see your shitty youtube channel!

SAGE HIDE REPORT

>>6367966
A warm, fluffy, buttery biscuit folded in the shape of a taco and filled with our new premium marinated all-white-meat crispy chicken that is rolled in tortilla chips, served with jalapeno honey.
Also available with country gravy.
http://www.tacobell.com
Read that you fuck, the fat beaner is being sponsored by them.

>>6370310
It's like watching a car wreck, get over yourself faggot.

>>6370303
>>6370310
>>6370313
>all this mad over food reviews
Looks like you guys need to go outside more often.

>>6370313
Yup, Joey is a shill. He's actually sponsored by the junk food companies.
Report all viral marketing /ck/

>>6370313

all you have do is pic related, dipshit. not even once a week and you'll never see them again

>born stupid or dropped on head
>whynotboth.jpg

>>6370322
It's like having no life and being a faggot.

>>6370323
faggot

>>6370294
I love that too.

>>6370337
>It's like having no life and being a faggot
you're on a cooking board of an Ecudorian hologram depository, think before you speak shitstain.

>>6370331
what? that's for something completely different.

Okay, wait, I think I can explain why Joey isn't /ck/ real quick for y'all.
Do you actually care what he thinks about the food? No, I don't mean you're upset when he doesn't say one of his catchphrases in relationship to rating the food, I mean do you actually give a fuck about the food?
I think you know the answer, and thus why these discussions really aren't /ck/.

>>6370412

come to think of it you're right, i've never seen anyone comment on the food in his videos

anon you are on to something

>>6370412

Yes i do. he's a fine dining chef and has been involved with professional food prep for most of his adult life.

He likely has forgotten more about cooking than you'll ever know.

>>6370355

No it really works, try it

>>6370337
Oh, I'm sorry. Is "faggot" the only word in your vocabulary?

>WOOWOOWOOWOO

>>6370416
I base my decisions on what fast food I'm going to eat that day based on what joey has reviewed.
So yes, I do care about the food.

>>6370454
You must be as big as him

Ken must have gotten a huge tax return to pay for all of this anti-Joey propaganda. Don't let him win Gyang!

>>6370446
faggot

Someone should make a Joey's World Tour flash game where you go on an adventure to a fast food place. But on the way you must intercept Ken's tax return to pay for the meal and then make your way through lady trayce forest where she might distract your from your mission. Once you get to the place where you are going to eat you must make your selection carefully and keep track of your weight watchers points so you don't get negative comments. Then upload the video all before Monday morning.

>>6370471
fuck you Joey
>>6370512
fuck you Joey

>>6370304
>yfw joey is still in damage control mode after letting one slip in the double down video trying to dub in farts like he is doing on purpose
>b-but it was just a joke guys! it was a fake fart I swear!!

>>6369626
Superior review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y72EFSCMYw4

>>6370542
Holy shit, what the actual fuck did I just watch?

>>6370542

This is a Joey thread, not a cringe thread, anon.

>inb4 they're the same thing

>>6370684
>he doesn't know about robert dyre
dude is 100x better than whatever joey or ken bullshit /ck/ raves about all the time.

>>6367966
god how i wish no one would ever post that autistic,annoying little cunt called "reviewbrah"

>>6370512
Hehehe

>>6371414
that is the exact reason why his threads get deleted. what a most disgusting person.

>>6371441
You shut your cock trap! The nacho cheese challenge was a huge victory here. It wasn't even about the content, it was to run out the people telling a man how to run his own channel.

>>6371469
And you call ME names? You just admitted that Joey threads have nothing to do with the board. Therefore they will get deleted.

can someone link that creepy animated fan made video where joey comes in on a flying car and shit? that was some weird shit i tell ya.

I know this'll pretty much confirm this thread as spam, but Joey put up some pretty cool shirt designs
http://joeysworldtour.spreadshirt.com/

I'd probably change this shirt to the infamous "I'am back!" though

>>6371980
I just saw this but was scared to post it here...it's a truly sad time for us broeys here in our homeland. I want one of those shirts.

>>6371980
>shirts not "I'm Byack"
disappoint

>>6371980
I was about to ask weather or not that was real but then I realized only joey could use such a horrid font and make such a terrible design for a t-shirt.
The man can't even edit his videos properly but I guess that's part of his charm.

>>6371980
Who the fuck would buy this and then wear it in public? If I ever see someone with these on I'm pushing them into traffic.

>>6372185
you get mad over the dumbest shit anon

>>6372231
Say that to my face irl fgt

>>6372397
Kek

Chocolate milk?

>>6372185
If I got it I'd wear it as a pajama shirt or something

But you might get to meet some qt Hoeys if you wore it in public.

>>6373197
>not wearing your joey shirt in public
It's almost like you don't want a constant string of approving WooWooWoo's from others on the street.

Is the wrestling episode worth watching?

For those who still doubt that Ken is an attention whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHhRESN1J8k
He uploads songified versions of his reviews to his own channel. He probably pays to have these done and writes it off on his taxes as a business expense. It's not some organic thing like with Daym.

>>6374092
No one doubts Ken is an attention whore. This is a middle aged man that takes more "selphies" than a 14 year old girl. He probably writes off his cell phone bill on his taxes because he uses instagram to promote his business. Also that video made me cringe hard.

>>6367966
>I'm not the only one shitting up the board, therefor I should get to shit up the board all I want.
I'd take food picture spamming threads over Joey threads any day.
Not a mod or anything, just wanted to say I'm glad you're upset.

>>6367966
This fat fuck is the cancer that is killing /ck/. Go fuck yourself with /Joey/'s tiny cock op.

>>6370294
>>6371414
>>6371980
>>6372333
>>6372397
>>6372601
>>6374092
Your intensive emotional attachment to these youtube whores is not just annoying but truly pathological. Don't you think it's time to seek psychiatric help?

>>6374308

Does he use the same background music as Simply Sara?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x4HBavv-S0

It must come with some shitty video software

Starbucks® New Edamame Hummus Wrap REVIEW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTXv2RuAMU

WOOOO!!! WOOO!!!

>>6367966
My dog farted and for a second I thought I could smell this fatfuck as I scrolled by.

>>6375022
Is he back with Team Daym? What the fuck is happening behind the scenes???

>>6375251
Who the fuck knows? This is better than any soap opera I've ever witnessed.

>>6375262
I know right. Joey keeps wanting to say things in his videos but stops himself a lot. I really wish he would just be honest about it and open up. Would really like to know.

>>6375264
He is probably too scared that big ape will come crashing down on him. Joey doesn't need to be censored especially by someone who put up with that #killjoey shit and let his "fans" shit all over Joey.

I miss the old Joey videos where he would do the "angry face" and go off on rants.

>>6375266
I feel like Joey is the punching bag of the group. His self esteem is too low to say anything about it and when he convinces himself to try and say something in his videos, he chickens out.

He should just stand up to that asshole and tell him hot it is with a big WOOO WOOO WOOO!!!! at the end.

Maybe if you fucks actually discussed the food and cooking instead of the other irrelevant bullshit your threads won't get deleted.

>>6375290
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3fgfC1VOEvs

This video pisses me off. These two chucklefucks are going to Joeys home turf Cali for some youtube convention, they name drop a bunch of other youtube food reviewers. Not fucking once do they acknowledge our boy Joey. Big Joe has already said he is going why not mention him? Also why the fuck does Ken have a green screen?

WOOWOWOWOWOOWOWO

Was Joey's #TeamDaym intro an April Fool's joke?

>>6375290
Food reviewing in his car isn't a career for Joey. He can take it or leave it. No point in starting drama with Daym and Ken. He does it because he loves interacting with his fans and eating fast food.

>>6375856
Ken is probably going to vlog his SWAT raid

>>6375856
My fucking sides! God damn I hope he gets an audit.

>>6375022
>>6375022

HOLY DISGUSTING

what is with his nails?? Is that beetus nails?

>>6376167
I'm wondering if he injured his finger nail. I dropped a weight on my middle toenail a few years ago. Ever since then, the nail breaks off about halfway up the nail bed. It doesn't look diseased like his does, but he may just be a nail biter.

>>6375856

>>6376167
He responded to a comment and said "cooking accidents"

I love Joey but come on, we all know that was a lie, there has to be something else.

>>6376167
can confirm this is a diabetes related condition.

>>6376225

beetus nails are yellow.

this is probably hepatitis or some shit

>>6374092
>1 AM HUNGER LOL!!!
wow I've never watched any of his videos before but that shit is just bad. what a faggot.

>>6376337
Ken is literally one of the worst people on this planet. I have no idea how his channel is so successful.

>>6376405
can some kind anon fill me in on this Ken dude? Never watched his channel, what's the whole tax thing about ?

>>6375856
Ken is probably going to write his court expenses and fines off on his taxes.

Daily reminder:
LadyTrayce is love
LadyTrayce is life
#killjoey

Who is your favorite food reviewer /ck/?

Post 'em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV8wIJJQSsE

>>6376408
Ken "receipt savin, tax evadin, audit free since '93" Domik is a criminal mastermind robbing the taxpayers of Canada. His "career" is eating fast food in his car. This allows him to write off everything he eats on his taxes. As well as all of his gas, plane tickets, hotel stays when he goes on a "food tour". He also has to stay in shape so he can also write off expensive bicycles and equipment as a business expense. On top of all of that he begs his fans to send him even more money so that he can "donate" it to his local food bank, he then writes off their donation money on his taxes as a charitable donation. #AuditKenDomik

>>6375022
>5:20
>it's not like there's bacon in this so it will taste super good
oh, joey.

Goddamnit! Why does Daym always get all of the attention? How do we get Joey on Giada's show? Joey would really WOOO her. She's single now so Joey could move in on that.

>>6368566
He's fat.

>>6376924
Because Daym is more charasmatic than joey.
Just be glad it's Daym getting all the attention and not Ken.

>>6376939
Daym truly is the lesser evil. Thank god it's not Ken. I feel a little better now. Thank you anon

>>6376924
How did he even get popular?

Same question with Ken, both of these fuckers are old and fat and review greasy food, how did their popularity even happen?

At least a super popular Joey would make sense (if he was super popular), because at least he's fucking crazy and used to routinely nearly kill himself with food challenges and such.

>>6377324
Sem-decent production with attempts at humour I guess. The masses love that shit.

>>6377324
Seriously, Ken and Daym wouldn't be out of place at some government desk job type position (maybe Ken would steal some staplers but nothing insane).

Every aspect of Joey is fascinating, and he deserves superstardom and his own TV show and a Giada gf.
If Joey doesn't turn out to be one of those people who gets ridiculed in their own time and worshipped after they die then no one deserves to.

>>6377324
When it comes to Daym, he is to the youtube community what the movie Friday was to the film industry. "Look at this silly black man he so crazy listen to that funny urban black people vocabulary " kind of the same reasoning behind Kevin Hart's success as a comedian. No real talent but a market for that type of persona. Ken.... Well I have no fucking clue why people watch his videos...perhaps some morbid curiosity of seeing a midlife crisis on film? He eats a bunch of shitty food in his car while taking selfies and trying his best to use memes. Joey is pure. He sometimes gets fooled by others trying to keep him down and releases a crap video (see the Hershey bar video) but he seems to bounce back and release some really good ones. You never know with Joey. It's what makes his channel so unique, Daym and Ken's videos are the same every time. Joey also has way better catchphrases. Ken is the absolute worst with his "just for you and just for you" and that retarded ass "scratch it, sniff it...the rest is mine" bullshit. Anyway I'm rambling. Why am I rambling? Joey is love, Joey is life. WOOWOOOWOOOWOOO!

I watched five seconds of Joey just to see what the fuss is all about. as soon as he opened up with this shrill "JOEY'S SUPA COOL FOOD REVIEWS." I immediately closed the tab, shut down my browser, turned off my computer, threw it down the stairs, and burnt my house down.

I don't know how you guys deal with this shit.

>>6377764
autism begets autism

>>6368012
This.

Thanks for reminding me to add my Joey filter back on though, OP. Hate when my filter list gets deleted.

>>6377768
Aren't autists supposed to be super literal and incapable of understanding sarcasm or hyperbole? Or did you seriously think I burnt my house down because I saw a bad youtube video?

Looks like our hero got himself a website
http://joeysworldtour.com/

>>6377851

hah, you can buy gift cards for him.

>>6377863
I think those are just so he can get dat referral money

I'd still rather Joey get money voluntarily from his susscribers than live on welfare like Ken

>>6377878
This just made me wonder if Ken actually gets welfare checks on top of his youtube click, tax write-off money. I'm no lawyer but couldn't he say he's technically unemployed? I doubt there is a spot on tax documents that list youtube attention whore as a job. Could he be even a shittier human than we thought? He needs to be audited.

>>6377993
this is why your threads were getting deleted.

cut the shit.

sick brahs a joey thread

>>6371980
>http://joeysworldtour.spreadshirt.com/
Ugliest fucking vids.

fucking e celeb threads need to die


seriously, fuck off

>>6378086
Joey has like 5000 susscribers

>>6378086
>joey
>a celebrity
top kek

>>6377851
lmao
somebody needs to teach joey how to make a website. and teach him how to properly edit videos while they're at it.

>>6378086
it is cancer incarnate

fuck off with your youtube attention whores, same to autistic review faggot fans too.

>>6380107
>autistic review faggot
I assume you mean reviewbrah?
You can talk shit about joey all you want but don't be dissin based reviewbrah.

>>6380120
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/

that garbage spam doesn't belong here

>>6380126
It's finally good to see /ck/ standing up to this cancer.

>>6380126
>>6380146
you guys like to claim these threads are spam but don't say anything about the bazillion fast food threads that get posted daily.

>>6380152
There is a difference between discussing food and circlejerking/gossiping about camwhore retards.

>threads about a chef are SPAM on a cooking board

All you have to do is quote these people to see how ridiculous they're being. How hateful does one have to be to see /joey/ as spam, and the only spam on /ck/. Asking these threads to be moved to /b/ is ridiculous come on.

>>6380211
Which recipe includes chefs as an ingredient? This board is for discussing the contents of food and cooking, not people.

>>6380232
Without chefs food doesn't get made

You should probably go to /sp/ and get the mods to do something about the athlete discussion before you lend your talents to /ck/

>>6380211
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking
>hurr durr gauiz haz joey lost it??? xDDD
>le funny meme photoshop filter picture of joey.png
>LOL HEY /B/ DID JOEY GET HIS TAX REFUND YET?
>WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
>I wonder what car he has!
>Look at his nails guys!!!! I COULD FAP TO THEM!
>I LOVE HIS FACE AT 2:41!!!!!!!!!!!111111eleven WOW WOAH!!!!
>BUY MY SHIRT!!!! LOOK AT MY WEBSITE!!!!! B SRE 2 SUBSCRIBE AND LIKE BBY ;)

It's disturbing how manchildren are deluded enough to think that their mindless autistic circlejerk on the level of Justin Bieber administration belongs on this board. Why is this and will it ever change?

>>6380247
What makes you think that shitposting on other boards justifies more shitposting on this one? Are the actual intended contents of this board too hard for you to discuss? Or why else would you need to spam us with pseudo-religious worship of authorities?

>>6367966

Joey is love,
Joey is life.

>>6380249
i don't understand it either. the guy is just a gross-looking, unkempt, fat man with poor personal grooming habits

>>6380126
>>6380249
You realize there is no way this thread would work on /b/. They would eat joey alive.
>LOL LETS DOX JOEY
>EPIC RAID /B/ROS

>>6380485

His food reviews are informative and let me know about the kinds of fast food that are available in my area. His cooking videos provide instructions for making meals that I wasn't aware of before.

>>6380540
Too bad nobody talks about either of those and these threads instead revolve around shitposting about him.

>>6380540
both his food reviews and his cooking shows are dumb as shit

you'd have to be a real idiot to find this man appealing on any level

>>6375856
http://www.cra-arc.gc.ca/gncy/nvstgtns/lds/menu-eng.html

Let's start reporting this faggot and get his ass audited

>>6377851

Damn, Joey is smart enough to do (see: pay extra for) a private domain name registration. Would've had a surprise WOO WOO WOO party v& at his house if he hadn't.

>>6380630
>>6380637
pls no personal raids

>>6375022
if you look at like 5:40 theres a salt packet in there

get it together joey stop cheating :-(

Ken is a literal faggot. What kind of douche doesn't like pickles. He even thinks cucumbers are gross (what the actual fuck)

i would kill him if I could

NEW VID GYANG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFuA_keXu-E

>>6381042
Burger King fucking sucks. Decent review though. Our boy Joe just announced another challenge! WOOWOOWOO!

>>6381042
>go for your dreams everyone! just look at me!
>just kidding
;_;

Why has Teddy Long and the boys down at the shelter forsaken Joey? I miss Teddy...

>>6368342
spam challenge! eat two things of spam with no hands!

>>6368516

you post in every one of his awful videos you fat fucking bitch

kill yourself

>>6381042
I'm neutral on this one

The burritozilla challenge could be goat
but he said they gave him the Yumbo
He should've blamed Mexicans and given it a zero and angrily announced the burritozilla challenge.

COME ON JOEY! COME ON!

>>6381042
so who here is gonna go to BK and try that tomorrow?
I will be.

>>6381127
I like BK and always loved their chicken items. This looks delicious. And thanks to joey I know it exists.

Honestly, I learn about these new items from Joey and people like him because I never go out to eat, not even fast food. I'm also completely broke.

>>6381121
whats that one video where he gets a bk burger and calls it a princess burger?

>>6381133

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHWa8dOJA7s&spfreload=10

>>6376483

but how did someone get all this info or is this just a troll?

Even Quinky Sauce was a better forced meme.

>>6381042
>#TEAMDAYM back at the beginning of the video
I thought he had dropped those clowns.

>>6367966
dont these threads get banned because you fags keep raiding him to tell him to do stupid shit like eat cheese with his face?

has joey lost it?

>>6369854
Who are you quoting?

>>6381042
Holy fuck, these comments made me lose it.

Ken Domik and Stefan Molyneux are the same person

>>6381849
[citation needed]

>>6381765
I lol'd hard.

>>6381990
They're both bald Canadians with goatees who hate taxes.

>>6381765
topkek

I'm going to send some $50 bills to ken covered with my shit so he'll be forced to write off my shitty money as income, that smug fuck.

>250 replies
>90 ips

chatroom shit. This is just part of the reason nobody likes you fucking mooks.

>>6382445
Good call.
Everybody go to #/ck/ on rizon.net

Alright gang! Time for a review!
Today I'll be reviewing.... uhhh....
*looks at reciept*
The new... bacon.... cheddar.... chicken thingy from BK.

Look at all that cheddar cheese! And the BACON! WOOO!!!! This thing looks great gang!

Ok lets give it a shot!
mmmm the goodness of the chicken, the yummy bacon, the cheddar cheese, the BRIOCHE bun!
WOOOWOOOWOOOWOO!!!! THIS SWINGS GANG!!!
Joey was right! This is OFF THE HOOOK!
10/10!

>>6382592
>>6382597
>>6382621
very informative

>>6382592
>>6382597
>>6382621

>>6367966
Come to (10 - 1)chan, abandon the Joey hate. >>

>>6367966
Come to (10—2)chan. Mods don't shit on threads there.

>>6382989
/ck/ has great mods

>>6382592
kek

Do we have a Joey Player in our 4CC team already? I demand answers manager.

>>6381038
Joey doesn't like pickles either

>>6380510
No. No they wouldn't.

>>6380249
Go back to your "I'm 15 and never drank" threads then faggot. Go have an intellectual debate about Heineken with your other fedora brothers.

Why exactly is it called Joeys world tour? I highly doubt he would ever leave the states, or even his car.

>>6382925
>>>6382592 #
>>>6382597 #
>>>6382621 #

Fuckin ace bro. I kekked until my fat belly hurt

>>6382445

>4chan user
>Daring to post in same thread 2.65x
>Death is the only justice

Pull the stick out of your ass grampy. Stop telling everyone "how things need to be round here hArumph harumph"

Go suck a food related dick

Slow progress. Mostly doing behind the scenes stuff, logging audio and annoying the shit out of my neighbor by playing the recorder.

https://youtu.be/iAOKIJlYyCE

>>6383646
The hating cucumbers is what does it for me. I know for a fact that Joey eats cucumber in many of his vids.

>>6383718
Good stuff keep it up.

>>6383866

Thanks, getting it done for you guys in a reasonable amount of time keeps me going. I showed the almost-done animatic to my teacher (I can upload that if anyone is interested, but it is really rough) and he said he doesn't expect me to get it done by May since it will be like 4 minutes, but I MUST GET IT DONE FOR THE BROEYS! I also finished the short song part at the beginning, though I didn't upload it since two shorter versions are already uploaded. I'm thinking about sending it to Joey and telling him he can use it as an intro for one of his vids.

>>6383883

It looks really cool so far and I think it's great that you're taking the time to make something like this

>>6383883
You are one creepy and disturbed bitch but I think I love you.

penelope let's go get some hummus

>>6384085
Where the hell does he get this stuff?
Who the fuck is penelope?

>>6384065
>>6384077

Thanks. I uploaded the finished Joey song and sent it to Joey, but told him to not feel compelled to since it is weird and I don't know if Joey wants to go that weird on his channel. I really hope he does though, cause I would shit myself thinking of all the Daym-esque plebs watching that atrocity. Here it is:

https://youtu.be/aZJDZ1fAdjI

>>6384091

compelled to use it in an into, I mean

>>6383883
Please upload whatever you have no matter how rough it is.

>>6380591

I do find them informative and the man is honest and earnest when in front of the camera. I find that appealing. I am not an idiot.

>>6384162

Ok, the animatic is uploading now. Even that is not finished, though. It is missing 3 scenes:
1. Joey and the "boy" feeding each other fries in Rio. Joey chokes on a fry and dies.
2. The boy attends Joey's funeral. He takes one look at his mean parents, and decides to jump into the grave with Joey's corpse. Joey will not be in a coffin. It will just be a body in a 6 foot hole, with people shoveling dirt on it. They continue to shovel in dirt even after the boy jumps in.
3. Joey and the boy are in heaven, where they go to the Home Depot Snack Shack.

>>6384238
That's not possible, Joey is immortal. Did you really kill off Joey in the animation? If so I lost some respect for you. Go back to the drawing board and at least make an extra scene where Joey rises from the grave Jesus style and continues his world tour.

>>6384271

Why keep Joey alive, forced to live eternally without the heavenly Snack Shack? Immortality is great, but not merciful. He will especially suffer in 200 years when all of the fast food places serve government-regulated soylent burgers, with the calories marked on every menu.

>>6379911
>>6379911
and pounds

>>6384091

At least make his car a chevy trailblazer

>>6384312

Hah, I didn't know the model of his car. I did get the color of it from a screengrab, though. Not only am I horrible with cars, but I am equally bad at drawing them. I had to trace van-ish looking cars that I found from Google that were at the angles I needed. On the back angle of his car, I gave him a JOEY California license plate.

Here is the animatic. Again, it is very rough and unfinished.

https://youtu.be/ZML5yyKRP4M

>>6384342
>that I'm byaaccckkkkk

Good shit Broe

>>6384342
hahahahaha holy fuck.
just the fact that you put the time and effort into making that amazes me.

>>6368745
>says contain you autism
>let's is flop out there

>Nice threoy fuck face

>>6384342
I had to close it out, I got a little to creeped out.

http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm

>>6384342
Lost it at the flute

>>6384281
LE red pill amirite

>>6384238
kek

>>6384342

You fucking legend

amazing

>>6369087
>A single "losers that make food reviews for youtube" thread is fine.
fixed. theyre all the same and I dont need to see half of /ck/ shitted up with awful self promoting cunts. WE NEED A FOOD REVIEW GENERAL to contain it

>>6369649
its a metathread you dingus

>>6369087
>30 threads of Hey /ck/ what do you think of my pizza

The true cancer that is killing ck

>>6370420
Fine dining is a bit of a stretch for a caterer.

>>6385137
Best threads IMO.

New update on the animation gyang!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZML5yyKRP4M

>>6385304
Recorder gave a nice touch.
Not sure how the goth shit will fly with Joey.

>>6385304
She already posted the link about 13 posts up you idiot.

>>6385304
Just curious how/why you decided to sing in a voice that sounds like you have laryngitis? I mean it's hilarious but it just seems so random. I love the off-key recorder at the end. It really makes it seem like you have pickled baby feet in a mason jar in your fridge.

>>6385446
>is her actual best singing voice
But offensive arnt u m8 le Mr simon cowbell arnt u

>>6384342
What tune are you singing in? Sounds like some gothika medieval songstress at a banquet whilst the men go out to battle montage shit

>>6385514
>u wot m8

It's obviously a forced voice (close to falsetto but evven raspier) she is using to make the character creepier. She even broke it for a split second and her actual head voice came through.

>>6385216
Bullshit! everyone knows Joey threads are the best. /joey/ has the deepest lore.

>>6385556

I don't know if /joey/ will ever approach Chris Chan for sheer depth of content, but I think we can begin writing chapters for Joey's eventual bio:

- The Early Years
- The Nutella Saga
- The Ken/LadyTrace Saga
- Rebirth: The Nacho Cheese Challenge

etc.

>>6381765
Ken made Joey delete all of the comments. He's obviously scared that his tax scam is getting exposed. #AuditKenDomik

>>6385620

topkek!

>>6384342
long live the Hoey

>>6384342
why did you remove the cute videos of you playing guitar ;_;

>>6385605
>The Inevitable Death Saga
;_;

>>6385446
>>6385514
>>6385522

I'm actually not sure what key it is. I based it off of a tune that some random broey came up with - he made up the tune for the "Joey, Joey" part. I also have a low voice so it is hard for me to sing that high, and I smoke a lot of cigarettes.

>>6385797
I scrolled down and saw they were gone too why you do this femabroey

>>6385797
>>6385812

They made me cringe since they were played so mediocrely.

>>6385811
Can I see yo ass girl

How does it feel to be the bronies of /ck/?

>HAHA reviewBRAH! BROey!
>being so pathetic that you follow these sad sacks of shit, so you can live vicariously through them your attention whore tendencies to draw away from your own insignificance

die

>>6385849
How does it feel being a redditor?
>LE le le le le le le
>narwhal bacon
>lelelelelelelelelelel
>/r/foodporn Rox my sox lol xD
>ridged chips

>>6385849

How does it feel to be a crybabby on /ck/?

>abloo hoo hoo people are liking something I don't like abloo hoo
>
>being so pathetic that you follow these sad sacks of shit, so you can cry about them with your attention whore tendencies to draw away from your own insignificance

cry

>>6385783
I really really like this picture.

>>6385849
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>6384342
I can't get this fucking song out my head

>>6383659

It's a tour of food.

>>6386053

Tired copypasta is tired.

Has this been autosaged/

>>6386571
It hit bump limit