/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6372726
it fucking sucks

you can't put the top muffin half in until the egg is cooked or you ooze out the entire egg.

the bottom half is over toasted, and on the wrong side.

the entire thing is retarded and i hate whoever it was that gave it to me

fucking x-mas gift exchanges

i'm usually fairly creative with kitchen unitaskers but i have not used these damn things in the years that i have had them

>>6373325

i would use this

>>6373339

What's wrong with your knife?

>>6373334
this one hurts on a personal level eating wings is SUPPOSED to be a messy experience

>>6373325

why is that corn getting circumcised?

>>6373336
My wife:
>get me that, imma make taco salads all the time
used once

>>6373353

It's if you want to use the kernels in a dish but not the cob itself.

>>6373356
I'm curious as to why anyone thinks they need that in order to make a taco salad.

>>6373295
>>6373331
>>6373334
Fuck this world

>>6373351
Fuck you

>>6373437
Underwear inspector detected

Anyone actually own these things you're posting? My flatmate has one of these- I thought it was retarded at first (and it is) but it does at least boil a good egg.

>>6373515
I own the dipr. Its only drawback is that it only works with Oreo cookies.

>>6373515
My mom has one of those. It works perfectly fine, it's just unnecessary.

>>6373515
I have, honest to god, never boiled an egg without one of those machines. I just fry them instead

>>6373296
Jesus christ:

>Americas

So it's a burger that contains multiple Americas? What?

>>6373351
You're retarded, maybe you want to be gross, but I'd rather eat my wings with little dinosaur claws than get all sticky. Not that I'll bother to buy the damn things but still.

>>6373506

Anyone wearing that needs a good punch in the throat.

>>6373558
Anyone who'd punch someone else in the throat over trivial things deserves to be punched in the throat. Yes, that'd result in an infinite circle of throat punching, whatever.

>>6373548
If you can't handle multiple Americas then you get get the hell out.

>>6373562

As long as people are getting punched in the throat (especially the finger plate person) that's all that matters.

>>6373627
This makes me happy!

>>6373351
>>6373334
>eating wyngz at all
literally the shittiest of barbecue foods.

>>6373680
>wyngz
>at a bbq
You are doing life wrong bud

>>6373685
Anywhere.

Posting useful gadgets now

>juice 12 limes in under a minute
>its margarita time

exhibit 2: the peeler

extremely useful during pie season
>make spiral apple
>chop into 14/s or 1/8s
>perfectly sized apple slices
>no fuss

>>6373627
where the absolute fuck do i find this

>>6373707
Yeah these things are handy as shit if you're making apple pies on a regular basis. Dunno if I'd buy one for myself, but I'd put it on a wedding registry.

>>6373509

WHO EATS HALF A BANANA

>>6373515
My wife took one to work because theydon't have a stove in the kitchen. Everybody in her office uses it. It can be useful in the right situation.

>>6373504
I'd use that

Pie Bird

>>6373745
wat

>>6373325

pls use on my cock

>mfw seeing some sort of absolute madman whose entire kitchen has these items, and none of the regular

>>6373266
what do you mean "and on the wrong side"?,

like it toasts the bottom and not the middle?

>>6373707
Good for massive batches of apple sauce. Its what I use mine for, its handy as fuck

>>6373339

why? that's like cutting the meat off BBQ ribs!

whole point of corn on the cob is the COB damn it! You can just eat canned corn then if you want them seperate

>>6373789

Look at the picture bro. the heating element is above the muffin; thus it is heating the exterior of the muffin instead of the cut surface.

>>6373351

they're not supposed to be messy.... it's just the way things evolved. The fact that there's barely any meat, lots of bone, and usually sticky sauce is what makes it happen. It wasn't "designed" like that.

>>6373334
holy shit JUST USE A NAPKIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT WINGS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAN

>>6373334
Wtf? Who would actually buy those!

>>6373351
>>6373431
>>6373814
>>6373816

i would buy those

if you thought a regular santoku was bad, you haven't seen anything yet...

>>6372726
Fuck this fucking thing

My eggs came out tasting like burned plastic, but surprisingly neat and spill-free

Back to the WalMart it went!

>>6373860

I don't get this one. so that he doesn't bite and lick himself, like a pet cone?

>>6373760
Do they come in chestburster version?

>>6373784
don't kid yourself, those are dildoes

>someone finds your dildo
>"i-it's a banana holder!"

>>6373834
>paring knife with grantons
what the FUCK am I seeing.

>unitaskers

AB would be mad

>>6373761
What, you never take your watermelons out for a stroll?

>he never takes his watermelons out for a stroll

>>6373877
Makes them more aerodynamic.

>>6373878
I never knew I'd write this, but I hope that's a fucking tumor.

>>6373295
>tfw I saw a stupid fucking relative post 'i need this'
Fatass bitch, she doesn't even cook.

>>6373882
>hope
Such obama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA

>>6373351
Nigga I used homemade tortillas to hold my wings. Keeps my hands relatively clean, and then I get to eat pieces of tortilla with good ass sauce all over em, shit is legit!

>>6373834
Hahahahaha wtf, do fags actually buy this shit? One giant fag trying to sell some faggy shit to stupid consumer fags...wtf mayne

>>6373686
ur a gay

>>6373786
lmao

ITT: sex toys

>>6373295
probably for people with motor issues or arthritis or something

>>6373881
If you need an aerodynamic paring knife your life has gone awry in ways I can't even imagine.

>>6373266
>Turn the bottom half over
¿¿¿¿¿
>profito

>>6373940
ok what do I do about the burned-plastic taste that the eggs undertake?

How do you autists have room in your kitchen for all of these meme food makers?

>>6373295
omg i have this. i'm just a germa phobe who doesn't want salmonella!

>>6373903
What does it do?

>>6373948
>salmonella
Boy do I have news for you.

>>6373944

You probably don't have to do anything about it. It was likely a release agent from molding the parts of the machine or other manufacturing residue. Just wash it off with soap and water.

>>6373555
I'd love to see you take those things in public. If you happen to drop on one out of your fanny pack, you're screwed

>>6373948

what makes you think that has anything to do with salmonella risk at all?

A) salmonella is everywhere. Literally. It's all over your skin, everything you own, etc. It's not going to hurt you to touch an egg with your hands because salmonella is already there.

B) salmonella can penetrate the shells of eggs, so cracking them cleanly has no effect on the risk.

C) you're cooking the eggs, right? Who cares if there is salmonella on them, it's going to die when the egg hits the pan.

>>6373964
I did

I washed it several times and my eggs still had an off plasticky smell

It's too late now, I said fuck this shit and took it back to WalMart

>>6373304
My mom has that, we are Mexican.
It brings shame to my ancestors.

>>6373860
Kim Il Sung the 3rd practices eating.

>>6373974
If i touch the egg shell with salmonella on it, in the process of touching other things in my kitchen i may some how get infected. I didn't say it was rational i'm a germaphobe.

>>6373869
It's so her hair doesn't get inside the soup.

>>6373877
Hint: We are rolling to FLAVORTOWN now. Shut the front door.Serious, saw these in a rite aid on the "as seen on tv shelf".

>>6373998

but you already have salmonella on your hands even without touching the egg. it is LITERALLY everywhere. an egg is practically sterile compared to things you touch each and every day.

>>I didn't say it was rational i'm a germaphobe.

eh, fair enough

>>6373331
>not just filling your mouth full of cookies,sipping just enough milk so you dont choke. Then letting all that goodness melt down until it gleefully slides down your throat. Only to relive the experince in just a few moments
>using spoon/fingers
Fucking neo /ck/

I got one of these sandwich grills for free as part of some dumb work promotion. I already have a george foreman, is this worth keeping for sandwiches? I think they're only like 15 or 20 bucks so probably not even worth it to sell.

>>6373878
Does she have a tit on her forehead

>>6373918
Totally unnecessary but I kind of like it. I love those styrofoam cones and it looks so gloriously uniform.

>>6373951
Does this actually work? Because I hate the smell of sterno and cheese + neon lights would be really awesome while high.

>>6373494

I don't even....what is...I mean why....or how.....but mostly why.

So it's just like a rocking chair you put some milk or OJ on and it makes it easier to pour? Wat?

>>6373782
looks like one of these

>>6373782
reminds me of this

>>6373956
looks like a sex toy

>>6373754
diabetics, my mother used to use all sorts of fruit saver shit like this

Alton does not approve of this thread.

>>6374119
Holy shit he looks old in this gif

Don't die on us Alton

>>6373789
>>6373798
It's even worse. The only heating element is in the base. That top piece is just that, a top.

>>6373891
Is fat-head retarded?
For that matter are they both retarded?

>>6373494
I could sort of see that for people with poor motor control. Like if you're grandma and you want to be able to pour your own juice.

>>6374074
Yes.

>>6373796
>>6373353
>>6373360
>hurr durr how do I canning

>>6373761
Watermelons are ~$50 in Japan and the traditional thing to do with them is take them to the beach.

>>6373951
Can I upload my melted cheese?

>>6373509
I have the cucumber version of that. It's fucking useless.

>>6374152
You must be joking. Large watermelon is only $3 in the United States.

>>6374182
>You must be joking.
Nope, not at all. It's a huge treat over in Japan.

>>6374188
That's crazy insane. How can people afford stuff like that?

>>6374096
We actually have these in Germany, albeit a bit more sophisticated. It's called a bembel. We use them for pouring apfel wein.

>>6374205
Like I said, it's a treat. Most families only get it once or twice during the summer and then mostly on holidays.

>>6373745
Damn crazy japs.

>>6373913
fuck

>>6374074
Those are great, especially when you get home hungry and drunk in the middle of the night. I miss mine.

>>6374133
>only one of them is a fat head
let me guess, you live down south

>>6373506
Lol, this must be a joke

>>6374206
Why not just say apple wine you're already using English

>>6373680
>tripfag with shitty opinions
epic meme!

>>6373304
im surprised she doesnt just heat them on the burner

>>6374320
>doesn't see the giant tumor thing on the blonde bitch's forehead
You are coming across like someone who was just looking for a reason to insult "the south"

Some of these are objectively more useful as reaction images than as things that exist in real life

>>6373869
its a woman, racist

it cooks bacon the microwave

>>6373860
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chind%C5%8Dgu

>>6374371

I have a little porceline thing that cooks bacon in the microwave quite well

>>6373951
>Cheese gets ad-ware

>>6373494
Houses in Mexico have bigger versions of those those; at least they did when I was growing up there in the early/mid 90s. Since you can't drink tap water, there was a water delivery guy, and he would bring by these enormous 20-gallon glass jugs full of drinking water.

Apparently that's still how Mexicans get water, since this image was hosted on a Mexican message board recently.

>>6374152
>the traditional thing to do with them is take them to the beach
On holiday, in a fucking stroller?

>>6374371
That must be impossible to clean easily.

>>6374347
One is more fat than the other, yeah, but calling one of them a fat head? Silly. Way to confirm your redneck imbred origins m8

>>6373956

cooks hot dogs in the middle.
heats the buns via warm spikes on the sides.

this must be a european toy; I have only ever seen hot dogs made in that fashion there.

>>6373707
My hands felt fucking sticky just looking at this pic due to it causing Vietnam flashbacks of peeling endless numbers of apples as a kid.

>>6373494

Some people are just too retarded to understand the laws of physics.

They tip the big jug over like they're just pushing it over then suddenly wonder why they have no control when it flips horizontal and juice flies everywhere.

>>6373723

Wtf is this?

For making salad dressings or something?

>>6373869
>>637400

it's to prevent splashback/noodle flick

ya dingi

>>6373869

Asians eat ramen by shovelling it into their face and broth splashes everywhere.

They make loud slurping noises as they go.

>>6373334
Where do you buy these? I feel like a pig every time I eat and my hands get dirty.

>>6374419
>this must be a european toy; I have only ever seen hot dogs made in that fashion there.

I've never seen a European eat a hotdog, let alone feel the need to a buy a kitchen gadget gimmick whose sole purpose is hotdog related.

That product reeks of America.

>>6374329

why not just shut the fuck up you're already contributing nothing of value

This is awesome tho!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rKaDC36Ph5Q

>>6374466
1. It's polite.
2. It gets the full umami flavour profile of the ramen.

pleb

>>6373707

>>6374400
probably just put it in the dishwasher

>>6374532
I forgot those existed after being in a dorm room for so long.

>>6373760
that's actually one of the most useful kitchen gadgets ever made. without it, you either lose too much water from the filling, or get a deformed top crust from the steam buildup. My gramma gave me her heirloom set of pie birds and I use them every Thanksgiving. My pies are always perfect. What do you do, put a lattice on your pies like a pleb? Die in a fire, co/ck/mongler.

I'm a girl, btw

>>6372726

>>6374469
trongs.com

>>6373860
>>6374372
This isn't actually for that, it's a joke. Those are used for pic related. to keep water out of the eyes when washing your hair.

>>6373985
>It brings shame to my ancestors.
You mean the Spaniards?

>>6373334
what fucking nancy asshole would use this? wings are SUPPOSED to be messy its part of the fun!!!!

>>6374654
>sticky hands are fun for people with OCD

>>6374525
it's a bit undercooked, Chao Ming

>>6374074

OMG I have the exact same machine and it is cursed.

first
> got it free from qpgf's parents. It was closed so I thought it was some sort of george foreman thing or a panini press and i mentioned that before opening it. Her whole family laughed about the fact that I didn't know it was a fucking sandwich maker on sight.

I felt like a fag, but I still think it's one of the most superfluous tools every invented.

> two months later, I wanted to surprise my gf
>decide to make her a sandwich reminiscent of
>her youth, use this fucking contraption.
> I eat the 'test' sandwich before she comes home
>I start making her sandwiches, OMFG THERE IS MOLD ALL OVER THIS ENTIRE LOAF OF BREAD AND I JUST ATE TWO SLICES

>>6374380
I actually went to Baja California to do some charity work over there.

I actually got to see a water delivery guy, but he didn't deliver the jugs themselves. Every household would have one right outside, and he would just pour water in them through a large hose.

>>6373745
>>6374386

>>6373336
wtf these are awesome, best 8 bucks ever spent

>>6372726
Got one of these bad boys when I started law school. Still fucking works.

>>6374464
Consider it like a manually operated ball mill.
A different take on the mortar and pestle concept, if you will.
Don't own one, but I figure it's good for crushing small amount of spices.

>>6373745
No fucking way

>>6373336
These are at the Dollar Tree, not even a minute down my street. Been considering getting one or two, actually.

>>6374119
Jesus Christ who mummified Alton Brown? I thought this was some sort of cgi at first...he's so gaunt...

>>6374418
You could just use a waterbottle

>>6373494
practical for arthritis and cerebral palsy.

>>6374347
What the actual fuck is this? I'm on their YouTube page now... Are they both retarded?

I found Tammy's facebook and apparently attended high school from 2010-2004....and that's not a typo by me.

Also, it say's she currently unemployed. Past:
>fatory

Again, not a typo by me...

>>6373315
>>6372726

I have these. all i have to say is...eh

>>6373760
got one, awesome!

>>6373494
What the fuck? How many liters is that bottle of orange juice? holy shit

>>6375319
1 gallon
3.78 liters

>>6373754
My baby nephew.

>>6374944
That would be great for a small office.

>>6374386
>On holiday, in a fucking stroller?
Would rather carry it in your arms for the two and a half hours you spend getting to the beach by taking public transportation and walking?

>>6373918
I assume this works like a pushpop, how do you get the ice cream into the scoop?? is it a scoop or just a mold??

>>6374380
makes sense there since the jug is so fucking heavy but not for a gallon of juice

>>6375417
At least it looks cool.

>>6373504
>dog dicer

sounds like an Asian restaurant

>>6373627

>>6375434
Too nice to slice.

>>6374634

That baby looks like he's contemplating the meaning of life.

>>6375434

I would buy this

>>6374619

Try prepping a decent dauphinoise, melanzane parmigiana, or even fries without one, you filthy casual.

>>6373754
>WHO EATS HALF A BANANA

dude, i bought some bananas recently that were like 25-30cm long, one was basically a meal

>>6374464
>Wtf is this?
>For making salad dressings or something?

yeah it is, i have one got it as a gift. its a piece of shit, made out of plastic. think about all the plastic that would leech into your dressing evverytime you are adding acids etc

>>6372726
i have found new hope..

>>6375136
Apparently the darker one is on disability because she's legally blind, not because she's morbidly obese. Forehead recently had a gastric bypass surgery or something. I honestly have no idea how they thought a vlog would be a good idea, but the youtube comments are fucking hilarious, as well as the fact that their amazon wishlist is part of their channel description.

Got these for xmas. Altho the sentiment was sweet, how often do you make crepes? Seriously? Used it a grand total of 1 time

>>6375541

Does it get hot enough to use an electric frying pan?

Can you make omelettes / fry onion on the side for burgers etc?

>>6375582
Yeah but then again considering all the cleaning and wiping i have to do I might as well just use a regular pan and a hot stove anyway. Not to mention juices will go everywhere

>>6373351
Maybe if you're 8 years old

>>6373494
I could see this being useful for old people

>>6373786
my mom had one of these and I had no fucking idea wtf it was used for
I would just put little blocks of cheese in it and watch it come out the holes, then eat the cheese

>>6373680
Filtered.

>>6373918
Is this a single serve ice cream maker?

>>6375663
it's a scoop

>>6375027
A couple years back he changes hid diet and lets like 20 pounds or something
He's also old

>>6374525
Awww
That cat is not amused

>>6375650

Are you me, cheese cubes were the perfect size to put in these

>>6375417

for sure that's gotta end up in some B sci-fi movie as a prop.

>>6374614
>>i'm a girl btw

>>6372726
I have this. I don't understand how these idiots couldn't produce a decent sandwich with it.
Yeah it breaks the egg yolk, but nothing is perfect.

English muffins are too expensive, which is my main objection to using it. Other than that it works fine, but 5 minutes is far too long, I cook my sandwiches for 3.

>>6373786
Eh. If you've gotta mince like 12 cloves of garlic this thing is awesome, but past that I don't use mine anymore.

>>6373792
>anything made my fiskars

>>6373707
Saw one of these at a thrift store, didn't know what it was so I didn't buy it.

>>6374372
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chind%C5%8Dgu
>a combined household duster and cocktail-shaker, for the housewife who wants to reward herself as she is going along;
We al/ck/ now.

>>6373331
What's the deal with Amerifats dipping biscuits in milk and not tea. I don't get it.

>>6375434

I own this

>>6374419
>Europeans
>Hot Dogs

You what

>>6373760
You're an idiot if you think this is useless.

>>6373515
I would pay up to £5 for one of those, actually, and use it regularly at work. The tea room next to my office has four microwaves and it's still a nightmare finding a free one.

>>6375434
Looks pretty cool and high-quality.

>>6373509
I really, really like this product

>>6373876
As a professional dildo rider, the middle part doesn't seem comfortable at all. Might as well pleasure yourself with a cheese grater

>>6376207
>the middle part doesn't seem comfortable at all.

>dildoes
>literally a big dick-shaped object that goes up your ass
>comfortable

Also
>>6376207
>As a professional dildo rider

Really? How much do they pay you? Do they have competitions?

>>6376207
>As a professional dildo rider
Which college do you go to to get THAT degree?

It's Brown University isn't it?

>>6376253

I think professional just means you get paid for it. He wouldn't have to go to college or anything, just receive money on the regular for riding dildos.

>>6376253
>>6376239
My dad works for Bad Dragon. He got me a position as a Product Tester.

>>6375680
... It comes from an alien movie, war of the worlds.

Good job buddy.

>>6376239
also
>big dick-shaped object that goes up your ass
>not comfortable

It is so obvious you've never tried anal play. nothing feels better than getting your ass filled by a giant dick.

>>6374614
Oh god, that post had everything. Thank you.

>>6375446

that baby looks like it's mom has a chokehold on it

>>6374419
>>6374472
>>6375885
This is how they make/ used to make hot dogs in East Germany.
They're called Ketwurst and the buns are basically like a bread condom instead of being cut open buns like those of a traditional hot dog.
The buns are partially filled with ketchup and then the sausage is put inside.

>>6376490
>warm buns
>bread condom
>Germans

I wonder how many ketwurst makers are abused by lonely teenagers.

>>6373494
This was probably invented for people who have motor control problems, not retards who pour milk lazily

>>6376497
It's normally not something you have at home, it's just on food carts

>>6375831
Biscuits are good with tea. Cookies are good with milk.

>>6376490
sausage in a roll does not equal hot dog.

>>6376724

does it really matter if the bun is split down the side and a sausage is stuck in it, or if the bun is spiked down the center and a sausage is inserted within? In both cases you've got a sausage encased in bread with condiments.

>>6376193
My sides, my fucking sides

>>6373951
Who wouldnt want hot fondue for their all night vidya chan and porn bender? Ill take a mini fridge and a bedpan to go with it.

>>6374849
The machine isn't cursed, you're just an idiot.

>>6375434
Want.

>>6373951

i'm going to use this with my laptop at starbucks, but scrape off the logo and put an apple logo on it. those fucking hipster fucks won't know what hit them when I start having usb apple fondue right in front of their faggot faces

>>6373494

>>6373985
You know what else bring shame to your ancestors?

Not turning the town next to yours into a human cattle farm and going to war with them every 20 years so that you have a few hundred thousand sacrifices to appease a god that makes Warhammer 40,000's Khorne look relatively tame.

I mean, you're already a disgrace, don't bring tacos into this.

>>6373841
Maybe if you owned a hotdog stand and were too cheap to spring for a grill, a stove, or a deep fryer. I mean, I like toasty buns, but I can't even remember the last time I had a hot dog. Probably... 5 months ago.

>>6377375
You would have zero customers in no time when everyone starts realizing you make your hot dogs with bed bath and beyond dog toasters.

>>6374371
Vat19 goes a step crazier and has a device that holds bacon from the top of something that looks like a crockpot.

>>6373325
I can understand if you have a kid with braces or if you're canning it but just use a fucking knife.

>>6377509
That actually seems like a good idea, though all that pasta is going to be stuck together because of the lack of room.

>>6374380
I stillhave mine in home. Any outside of Mexico uses it?

>>6374431
This could inspire a good Spongebob episode.

>>6373336

If you don't use it, it's a waste, I agree. This is however, an amazing thing. They come in packs of four. I also use them for quick pot pie's.

I know they're pretty cheap. Mine was a gift. It's also healthier than a deep-fried shell. I have a set of four, I'd have bought it sooner had I known how great it is.

>>6374188
>>6374208
You're thinking of yubari melons you dingdong.

>>6373796

I HATE corn on the cob. The worst part about corn, is the DAMN cob. FUCK YOU.

How the fuck do you think canned corn gets in the can, from the cob. You moron.

>>6373760
>Pie Bird

I thought this was a joke? like the nursery rhyme. Is Google in this thread, what does it do?

>>6373296
My relatives have this
They made good burgers

>>6375429
underrated post

>>6374152
>this is what japanophilies believe

>>6373834
>not posting the Dragon Dagger

>>6373760
Tits or GTFO you fucking CUNT!

>>6374074

>>6378199
prove him otherwise then dipshit

>>6378217
>>6374188
A melon's a fucking melon. Japan loves gift fruit. The countryside is just old houses and farms, it's ridiculous to imply that melons are rare. It ain't 1750 anymore.

http://fareastgizmos.com/other_stuff/japans_cadillac_of_melons_yubari_melons_fetches_record_2_million_yen.php

>>6373334
but licking the sauce off your fingers is the best part!

>>6374074
if you live in straya or NZ you probably use one of these at least weekly

>>6375382
In sone sort of a bag, like I always do. Fucking pussies

This is one of the most useful things I've ever bought (and I bought a dollar store type version).

>>6375453
>this goober never learnt how to jullienne with a knife.

>>6373331
>>6373334
>>6373494
>>6373506
>>6373745
>>6373860

>>6376264
He must be so proud

>>6373506
Literally just turned into a Marxist seeing this.

Fucking bourgeois scum.

>>6375541
I'm French, usually a dozen time per year.
That's our familly's guilty sunday pleasure.

>>6377365
Literally anyone with basic motor funtion and a knife can do this. How many people are missing one of these things and still need their sausage to look more like a man?

>>6378332
Gluttonous and lazy children in the hedonistic West.

>>6373760
Who bakes pies often enough that they buy a pie bird (which are actually pretty useful), but still uses a foil pie tin?

>>6374472
Hotdogs are quite popular in scandinavia.

>>6378199
Because it's true. I've never seen the whole beach thing, but they have these specialty watermelons and cantaloupes in grocery stores that can run up to about $40 a piece. There are cheaper ones, but the expensive ones still have a T-shaped section of the stem on them.

>>6373796
>>6378189
>cob is the COB

why do they call it corn on the cob anyways? that's how it comes out of the ground.
it's not like you'd cut off my arm, call it mitch, then sew it back on and call me mitch-all-together


rip in peace

I think my Grandma bought this for us. (I still live at home)

It's a rotating egg beater.

The thing is it is actually really efficient and makes your eggs really fluffy

I just hate using it because it makes me feel like a faggot. Also a pain in the ass to clean.

>>6378542

They have two different sorts of watermelons.

The larger ones are like a watermelon you'd find in the US or elsewhere. Those are not crazy expensive. They are a common summer food in Japan, hence the beach thing.

They also have the smaller perfectly round ones. And one company even makes square ones. The purpose of those is an expensive luxury gift, sort of like those Harry & David pears you see in the US.

>>6378581
>why do they call it corn on the cob anyways?

Because the corn is left on the cob, unlike other dishes where the corn is cut off and prepared in a different way. It distinguishes the two preparations.

>>6378346

My guess is that it's someone who buys pre-made pie crusts, which often come in a foil tin. Though I agree that it's odd to have the bird but not to make your own crust.

>>6378723
but that's how it comes out of the ground

that should be called corn.
all other variants should be called corn off the cob

mitch all together

>>6378810

so when you serve peas, you call them "peas out of the pod", and when you have almonds you call them "almonds out of the husk"? Or maybe "cherries off the tree"?

Also: maximum autism.

>>6378844
>maximum autism.
it's a mitch hedberg joke you dingus

which went over your head somehow, twice.

>>6378849

who's mitch hedberg? is that from one of your chinese cartoons?

>>6375728
They're so stupid and yet so brilliant. I love them.

>>6374074
Everyone in my country has those, they're fucking great.

>>6378317
ur right.

>>6372726

>>6378318
it keeps a consistent cut for even cooking faggot.

>>6375103
You could just use the shells.

>>6375417
doubles as a sex toy too

>>6377740
I had one, it didn't cook regular pasta enough, only rice noodles would come out done

>>6372726
They're illegal to own these days and they never did much good in the kitchen anyways. Hard to clean. Only worked when they wanted to. But back in the day -everybody- who was anybody owned at least one.

>>6373506
Classy

>>6381378
Why would they be illegal?

>>6378199
Don't be a nignog. Not the anon you replied to, but just Google "watermelon price japan". I live in Okinawa, and pumpkins are 50-100 USD in season. Suika is a delicacy.

>>6381890
And yes, I know suika is not pumpkin.

>>6381187
I think that's for people with 1 hand

>>6374074
Fancy Jaffer maker
We just use Gas Stove tops and iron clamps

>>6381818

>>6376490

Canadian confirming the unique pleb deliciousness that exists in Europe. Being far away from home makes this a fucking delicacy for cheap. Switch up the sauces put in the bread condom and you feel like a pornstar.

>>6381187

>>6378193
its basically a big hole in the pie, that wont collapse
it helps let out steam so your pie doens't turn out retarded

you could do the same with like, foil or any cooksafe... tube thing, but these are obviously reusable, and any grandma that cooked, had like 8 of them, so they're easy to get ahold oh

>>6383072
That looks stupid, but eating a pizza with scissors is the best way to do it. Once you've been enlightened there's no going back to doing with a cutting wheel or knife like a barbarian.

>>6373331
or just use a fork

or just use your fingers so you can tell if the cookie is at the desired softness