/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6370003
Pulled pork a shit and that looks like the shredded beef jerky shit you could buy in a dip can.

It's not, unless you happen to be from eastern Carolina.

>>6370012
Bingo

>>6370003
You are high. I moved from Tuscaloosa to Raleigh and I felt like I was in BBQ hell till I moved back home.

>>6370003
>no baked beans
>no hush puppies
>red cabbage and carrots in the slaw
This isn't eastern BBQ

>>6370007
>Pulled pork a shit
You're waifu a shit

>>6370003
What the fuck is that? Canned tuna with red pepper flakes?

>>6370003
best bbq I ever had was in London. It was awesome.

>>6370064
>red cabbage and carrots in the slaw
That's the best shit

>>6370082
BBQ slaw is the best shit

Georgia barbecue is best barbecue
mainly because real Brunswick stew

>>6370003

glad to see you're still shitposting

>>6370104
Georgia is fantastic but people tend to throw a fit over ketchup based sauces. Brunswick stew is probably my favorite of all the traditional BBQ sides, so fucking good.

>>6370003
that looks like a canned pilsbury biscuit. wtf.

>>6370003
I guess because you toothless fuckers can't afford to travel upwards of 20 miles, so your worldview is permanently damaged beyond all repair.

Take ya shirt off and swing it round ya head like a helacopta

>>6370231
>mfw yankees make sloppy joe and call it barbecue

It's just embarrassing for all of us involved.

Because there's only one bad thing about either of the Carolinas: the residents.

>>6370003
Walters BBQ in Athens GA is no more
>mfw

.>>6370236

>>6370268
Wut? Do you actually believe that or are your mental faculties that of a 5 year old?

It is, but that stuff looks like shit.

>canned biscuit
>dry meat
and worst of all
>creamy slaw
It's all about the vinegar.

>>6370003
>beans, biscuits and puke

>>6370268
Where I'm from, you're the Yankee, sister fucker.

>>6370040
>Tuscaloosa
bet you also missed fucking your sister

>>6370324
Pretty much how my brother described it, who now lives in Michigan designing prosthetics. I'm inclined to trust his opinions, seeing as he's actually experienced both sides of the fence for years now.

Both North Carolina and South Carolina are shit at everything. I should know because I've lived in NC most of my life, and I've been to SC a shit ton.

>BBQ
>Good
Pick one

>>6370341
So because your brother works at a dildo factory that makes him an expert on barbecue? Appeal to authority much.

>>6370341
>my brother
>Michigan
>I've never been myself
I didn't know Michigan was a representation of all non southern bbq. Plus you're basing your opinion on your hillbilly brother, not even your own.

>>6370348
Nice attempted use of logical fallacy there, but what I'm saying is that since he has lived in both NC and MI, he's probably got a better idea of the differences between the two than some ass-bang on 4chan who actually believes that the south is a totally isolated shithole a la Deliverance.

But now I'm just playing into your funposting game for the sake of keeping the thread bumped. And that's depressing to me.

>>6370346
>edgy
>colossal faggot
>fedora
Pick three

>>6370357
The insecurities you project are flawless, bravo you sad sack of shit.

>>6370357
Because it is a shit hole for the most part jethro. Your brother moved from one shit hole to another and he's your go to on bbq.

>>6370341
>who now lives in Michigan
Michigan native here. We all know good BBQ is found in the south. I've never heard anyone call a sloppy joe BBQ. Your brother is retarded, I mean, who would willingly move to Michigan?

>>6370372
Throwing around psychology terms you don't understand to bolster fallacies that you're misusing? Shit, when I was your age I had the sense not to out myself so obviously.

Anyway, back to the thread: ever had a sandwich from Cookout? They're certainly not the best in the world, but you can do a whole lot worse than a sandwich, two sides, and a large sweet tea for 5 bucks.

>>6370385
It's odd arguing with a single brain cell, cheers Carolinabro.

>>6370385
>mfw cookout comes to Atlanta

HOW IS IT SO CHEAP

>>6370383
Just across the border in Sarnia, there's surprisingly good barbecue. If Canadians can manage it, why can't Michiganders?

>>6370452
Gift horses and mouths, man.

>>6370502
Ignore that jackass. Here, around Detroit, we are deluged with Southern roots. They migrated here for the factory jobs. You'll easily encounter some of the best bbq and soul food in the country right smack dab in Detroit.

God bless the auto industry

>>6370505
Don't trust the horse, Anon. I fear the Greeks, even when they come bearing gifts.

>equo ne credite; quidquid id est, timeo danaos et dona ferentis

>>6370523
I dunno, man. I live in a different city with a huge transplanted southern negroid population and the "soul food" and barbecue here blows goats, despite what whatshiscunt... you know the guy... the twatty cook guy from New York with the travel show... you know who I mean. Anyway, yeah, despite what whatshiscunt says, the "soul food" here ain't got shit on proper soul food.
I dunno how it is in Detroit as, the only times I've been there, I went to Chinese, Greek, Maltese and Derkaderka places. Or ate at my friend's parents' house. They're Maltese-descended.
Kinda surprised there are so many Maltese in the area.

>>6370385
That looks like a shit.

TEXAS
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>>6370544
No shit. I know a couple of Maltese families too. Wtf is up with that?

Taylor, MI

>>6370003
Nigga what the fuck you talking about?

Central Texas and West Texas are the best. Kansas City/St. Louis aren't bad at all. Carolinas can go fuck off. Citing any other style is fedora tipping.

>>6370594
>texas

You've got brisket, I'll give you that much credit.

Northeastern Alaska BBQ

all others suck cock by choice.

>>6370594
Agreed

>>6370385
Smithfield's>Cookout
Except burgers. Cookout has badass burgers/shakes

>>6370523
I never said ours is bad. I just said it really is better in the South...
Slow's is overrated though.

California was here.

BBQ is delicious regardless of style. That is all.