/ck/ - Food & Cooking

coconut you pleb

>>6364182
coconut milk doesn't even taste like regular milk and coconut is nasty. Almond milk however barely taste different than regular milk and is full of nutrients with low carbs.

I really enjoy milk of bovine the best.

>>6364175
>Name a better milk alternative than Almond Milk.

Actual milk.

>>6364190
Enjoy your cancer, lung disease and acne you pleb.

>>6364182
>>6364190
>>6364192
There's no better milk for cereal than almond milk, especially honey nut cheerios.
Fight me faggots.

>>6364192

>Actual milk is a milk alternative.

>>6364206
Why would you want an alternative to something when the alternative is worse in all ways?

>>6364209
Lower calories so you can drink/eat more. Tastes better than actual milk. Doesn't cause all kinds of health problems. Doesn't cause gas. Has MORE of the things that are good for you that are in Milk without all the shitty side effects.

Tell me anon, WHY would you want milk when you could have glorious almond milk?

Go shill your fake milk elsewhere.

>>6364231
But anon, this is /ck/ - Food & Cooking. Where else could I shill for the master of all milks?

>>6364219
>Lower calories so you can drink/eat more

That sounds like a serious eating disorder.

>Tastes better than actual milk

Except it doesn't.

>Doesn't cause all kinds of health problems.
>Doesn't cause gas.

Except real milk doesn't.

>Tell me anon, WHY would you want milk when you could have glorious almond milk?

Because I'm not an anti-science hipster retard with poor taste and/or faulty genetics.

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>>6364175
Chocolate milk. Check and mate.

Goat milk

>>6364240

>Except real milk doesn't.

http://www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g6015

>Because I'm not an anti-science hipster retard with poor taste and/or faulty genetics.

Sounds like you are mad anon. Also sounds like you have the palette of a 4 year old since you can't appreciate the taste of superior milks.
Make sure to drink your 4 glasses a day, anon! :^)

>>6364253
>A study on high milk intake

Is that the best you could do? So yes, I was correct: real milk doesn't do any of those things, unless you are defective.

>you can't appreciate the taste of superior milks

Almond juice isn't milk though.

>>6364258
High milk intake is listed as 3 or more glasses a day. You cook with milk and you eat it in cereal and drink it. 3 glasses a day isn't THAT much milk. Good try, anon, but you're just on the wrong side of science.

all milk alternatives are disgusting, same as meat alternatives.

if you want to drink water and eat vegetables then quit dressing it up as something it isn't.

>>6364266
>Now I just have to desperately make stuff up about how much milk an anon drinks to try to make my pathetic almond juice look good.

Good grief, you're terrible at this.

>>6364267
pleb detected. You've probably never even tried any alternatives due to your childish taste buds.

Let me guess, you ate chicken tendies for lunch today?

>>6364219
This reeks of

>I just finished reading some memescience propaganda article from some butthurt vegan, I'm so informed about milk
>I'm going to go tell everybody!

>OMG MILK IS SO BAD FOR YOU
>DRANK BY HUMANS SINCE 5EVA

>>6364272
There's no negatives at all about almond milk, can't say the same about actual milk. You have yet to respond to me with anything other than
>muh feels

Almond milk is objectively better.

>>6364273
Milk alternatives are pretty childish since they are filled with sugar.

>>6364274
Nah, I quit milk a long time ago because it messes with my stomach. I've been drinking almond milk for like 3 years now. It's not my fault milk has terrible consequences. Don't blame me, blame doctors.

>>6364284

>filled with sugar

top kek

>>6364283
>There's no negatives at all about almond milk

It's not as good as real milk. Real milk doesn't cause any of the problems you claim it does. You're talking shit.

>You have yet to respond to me with anything other than

Apart from all the times I have.

>Almond milk is objectively better.
>objectively

Oh you were just /g/ level trolling. Silly me.

>>6364294
This.
Wtf is >>6364284
talking about?
Literally 30 calories per cup of unsweetened vanilla almond milk. Literally the greatest drink of all time, fight me nerds.

>>6364287
>I quit milk a long time ago because it messes with my stomach

Have you been tested and diagnosed as lactose intolerant by a qualified medical doctor?

>>6364296
I can't hold all these facts that prove you are wrong. I've given you irrefutable evidence that milk causes higher fractures in women and higher mortality rates in men.

>>6364296
Almond milk is far superior to regular milk in taste.
Come at me faggots.

>>6364301
No, but every time i drink milk i get gas and diarrhea. Since I cut regular milk from my diet i have almost no stomach problems.

>using milk for anything other than cooking and baking
>using a substitute

>>6364303
>I've given you irrefutable evidence that milk causes higher fractures in women and higher mortality rates in men.

a) Science does not work that way.
b) It's one study. See a.
c) The study refers to HIGH milk intake.
d) You haven't shown a single shred of evidence to support your claim that milk "causes gas"
e) You haven't shown a single shred of evidence to support your claim that milk causes "all kinds of health problems" (just one study that shows one potential link between high milk consumption and a single specific medical condition)

You wouldn't even get a D- in high school science.

>>6364310
>No

Then your opinion is invalid. Your claims of milk related illness are nothing but anecdotal and you have zero evidence to support your claims.

>>6364310
Good for you, but if someone can digest lactose, they won't have those problems.

>>6364296
>implying there's anything wrong with /g/
i bet you use nonfree software too, faggot.

>>6364317
http://saveourbones.com/osteoporosis-milk-myth/

milk causes higher blood levels of insulin which is linked to many different forms of cancer.

>ancedotal evidence

What about the nutritional facts of almond milk vs regular milk, and the studies i've given. You are lying to yourself because mommy told you milk was good for you when you were little. Your mommy hated you and wanted you to slowly drink yourself to death anon. Cast the veil from your eyes.

>>6364323
/g/ is literally the easiest board to troll

>>6364324
I can't hear you over your "ohh mommy the bad milk made me poopie" anecdote.

>>6364294
I don't believe you since the thing you posted doesn't mention the name of the product, it could be from anywhere.

>>6364331
I'm just trying to save your life anon but if you want to keep drinking the dairy jew then go right ahead.

>>6364287
>is literally lactose is intolerant
>spews vegan meme propaganda about it being evil

rofl

Peanuts are evil guys, trust me, it will fucking kill you and stuff. btw my peanut allergy is is no way relevant to me saying this :^)))

>>6364332
Google it for yourself pleb, unsweetened vanilla almond milk.

>>6364335
Never diagnosed anon. I might not be. I can eat other dairy just fine.

>>6364175
I drink milk because milk comes from tits, and I happen to like tits. Neither almonds, nor coconuts, nor hemp plants, nor soybeans have tits. Ergo, such products, while they may be tasty, are not milk.

>>6364340
>Never diagnosed anon
>I can eat other dairy just fine

It keeps getting better. Good grief, you're stupid.

>>6364341
>Liking cow tits.

Have you ever drank human breastmilk anon?

It's expensive though, I drink rice milk instead.

Or soy milk. Nah just kidding I can't enjoy semen yet.

>>6364343
Goat cheese, goat milk. It's all better for you than regular milk but almond milk is the king.

>>6364332
>Google
>Unsweetened vanilla almond milk
Wow so hard
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I'M 2 TUUPID TO GOOGLE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
It's time to give up babies' milk little boy.

>>6364337
I did, and it doesn't match that, and what I found is that it doesn't have much properties, is mostly water.

>>6364284
uhhhhhh
if i buy milk alternatives, i specifically look for the shit with no sugar and no added flavors

i genuinely enjoy the taste of rice, almond, and soy milks. they are their own unique product. i like actual milk, too.

>>6364359
Bro literally the first 100 results match that shit perfectly, you're just backpedaling.
Stay pleb
Almond milk master race.>>6364294
>>6364203

>>6364303
>one single study
>irrefutable evidence

Anon... I get that you desperately want your hipster drink to be good. But answer me this:
How does one study explain anything?
"Given the observational study designs with the inherent possibility of residual confounding and reverse causation phenomena, a cautious interpretation of the results is recommended." <- Text from your study.
Have you got any studies on OD'ing on almond milks?

>>6364175
>better milk alternative than Almond Milk
Actual whole Milk.

Fucking Half+Half is breeding Lactose intolerance. (Higher Lactose concentration without corresponding fat.)

Oat milk is really good, I make my own.

>nut water
>milk

pick one

>>6364369
No, it mostly shows boxes of almond milk, besides, even if it doesn't have sugar, they still have to add it vanilla flavoring or other additives because almond and water don't taste very well alone.

>>6364413
You have to Google nutritional facts you can't just type in unsweetened vanilla almond milk. I can't believe I'm teaching an anon how to use Google right now.

>>6364405
Protip: an almond is not a nut
Why are you on /ck/ you ignorant prick?

>>6364424
Oh look, It's this guy. The guy that pretends to be autistic, but does actually have autism.

Hipsters btfo:

http://www.motherjones.com/tom-philpott/2014/07/lay-off-almond-milk-ignorant-hipsters

>>6364424
>confusing botanical nuts with culinary nuts

next you'll tell me peas aren't vegetables and rice isn't a grain.

>>6364278
The drank it straight from the grass fed cow and pasteurized by local dairies, farm to table, you fucktard. Have you ever actually seen a dairy farm and the festering pus nipples the milk you get at the store comes from? Not to mention the hormones they pump the cow full of to continue making its bloody pus milk keep coming.


Almonds are God.

>>6364449
>Calls someone a hipster
>Uses mother jones as a source.

The article is just talking about how great almonds are without being made into milk. It's literally a le wrong generation article.

>>6364435

He's right, faggot. It's a seed. :)

>>6364435
Just addressing ignorance spewed forth by a shit poster.

>>6364468
It's a drupe, faggot.

>>6364449

>Hipsters btfo
>btfo

Not even close.

>>6364462
>Have you ever actually seen a dairy farm and the festering pus nipples the milk you get at the store comes from? Not to mention the hormones they pump the cow full of to continue making its bloody pus milk keep coming.

Do you know how I can tell you're American?

>>6364480
Oh great, an australian shitposter.

>>6364487
>australian

Try again.

>>6364480
http://www.learnstuff.com/got-milk/


Here anon, educate yourself. Sources are listed at the bottom.
And yes, I am American and that's exactly what our mass dairy farms look like. I live in the Midwest where there are hundreds of them, and my uncle runs one. It's fucking disgusting. Maybe I'll travel to Europe and suckle some European cow tit and I'll be awoken to how wonderful clean disease-free bovine nip milk tastes.

I fuckin' love almond milk. I keep both plain unsweetened around for cooking (you CAN make a bechamel with almond milk) and sweetened vanilla for drinking and cereal and stuff. After getting used to almond milk, regular milk tastes gross and 'impure', if that makes sense.

I used to have really bad stomach problems and was constantly constipated before I dropped the dairy from my diet entirely. I could never go full vegan but going dairy free has improved how I feel so much.

For the first two weeks or so I missed the hell out of cheese. All I wanted to do was demolished an entire costco pizza. After the fourth or fifth week, though, I couldn't care less about cheese. Even the smell of most cheese is nauseating to me. It's weird just how quickly you can get unused to a food.

>>6364462 is correct. Most milk you buy at the grocery store is filled with cow pus and blood. They bleach it to get it that white color.

>>6364298
Are calories a bad thing?

>>6364496
>Here anon, educate yourself

Oh don't worry, I am. That's how I know you're an American.

>It's fucking disgusting

It is. If I were unfortunate enough to be in America I'd avoid the milk, too. Even Russia and China have higher standards than you guys.

>>6364507
Okay so then case closed, the reason the majority of young Americans flock to almond milk is because of the disgusting ass standards we have for milk here- not because we are trying to be cool hipsters. Trust me, I wish I could try milk that's bottled and pasteurized from a local farm into a glass bottle then straight to me but here it's a total fucking mystery. I could live in Florida and get blood pus milk from a mass dairy farm in the middle of Minnesota.

>>6364497
>and was constantly constipated before I dropped the dairy from my diet entirely

Hmm maybe I need to stop drinking my activated almond milk and go back to dairy. I need to poo like 4+ times a day sometimes.

>>6364516
Pooping is good for you. I'd rather shit four times a day than once every week.

>>6364510
This. I didn't go dairy free because SAVE THE PLANET of muh intolerances, but out of fucking self defense. That's how bad things are in America's food industry.

Land of the free, home of the brave.

>cloudy nut water
>milk

kek

>>6364526
of* muh intolerances, my bad.

Fun fact: cheese and milk contains a lot of the same compounds as morphine. Nature designed it that way. It's so that infants become literally addicted to their mother's milk and don't starve.

Leave milk for babies. Human adults drink healthy alternatives.

Not soy milk though, that shit is bad for you.

>>6364531
or** god fucking damnit

>>6364529

>Cloudy

Confirmed for underage pleb who's never had almond milk.

>>6364203
This has 1/3 the calories of the milk I drink. This could be huge for my diet.

>>6364175
Activated Almond milk.

No alternative because I'm not a raging faggot.

What happened to just drinking water?

>>6364548
>Almond "milk"
>Not water

>>6364535
it makes my coffee clouded

and tastes like shit. how do people like it in coffee?

>>6364578
I dunno, never used it in coffee, but it's all time GOAT for most applications involving milk.

>>6364182
This

Almond milk has a nicer flavour than normal milk.

Also it's healthier.

>>6364548
You can't put water on your cornflakes you fuckwit.

>>6364680
Yes you can.

>>6364680

Why would you be eating cornflakes?

Milk is still better only because you can make cheese out of it.

>>6364735
It melts!