/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6343593
I dont think anyone can beat that hence the no replies.
Maybe the fallen through oven rack pizza but that's about it.

>>6343593
I once made a pizza with Corn flour.
It tasted funky.

>>6343593
The world court is instigating a war crimes tribunal for serving that!
Bombing starts in a few minutes.

>>6344311
I will actually give that kudos.

>>6344318
the thing that bothers me with chicago pizza is its just all cheese. like youre just eating cheese. and it all melts around and makes a mess.

>>6343593
I see your pizza making has improved Cutter.

>>6344318
>>6344335
>>6344349

>Larry, Larry! Sell the business Larry, I've hit the mother lode this time! I call it lasagna soup!
>That's fucking disgusting Jack, nobody will eat something called "lasagna soup."
>Alright fine, we'll call it "Chicago style pizza."
>Brilliant, pass the cocaine.

True story probably.

>>6343593
Can it just be fails?

I was at dinner last night for my sister's birthday with my family, and her scumbag of q boyfriend was there. Literal scumbag, smells and looks terrible, earnings, wore JEANS to a nice restaurant, wasn't even shaved. It was an Italian restaurant so I got a subtle pasta dish with a ceasar salad, just in case my sister wanted something nice. Instead she gets the cheapest pasta on the menu, and her boyfriend orders a doctor pepper and bud light with a filet mignon. Only he got it Well. Fucking. Done.

Not that I respected him before, but God DAMN is he fucking retarded and a pussy.

>>6344406
holly shit son

>>6344285
I would eat that.

>>6345416
Looks Like That Nigga From Eraserhead

>>6344406
What's going on with that pizza man?
Is that a fucking tar pizza?

>>6345522
Vegan cheese

>>6345564
that disgusting. why would vegans not just eat regular cheese, it's not like milking the cow harms it.

>>6345569
Because vegans are stupid.

>>6345569
Dairy farming supports veal production.

>>6344406
That looks like something out of Azathoth's court.

>>6345573
Veal tastes good.

>>6345575
I love veal too but that's why they freak out over a bit of milk. Shame you can't get white veal anymore.

>>6345573
kek

>>6344406
I would not even touch that.

>>6344406
It's been cut.
Someone saw this and decided to eat it.

>>6345564
>all natural

This triggers me

>>6344311

>>6344406

This looks like what would happen if Dominos worked out a promotional deal with the people who made the Garbage Pail Kids.

>>6345564

>All natural
>Vegan cheese

Literally what...

All these vegan-friendly alternative foods must be stopped. They made their deeply unsatisfying choice.

>>6345717
It's vile stuff. It's honestly one of the worst things I've eaten. Almond cheese is okay, though.

>>6344406
How did they fuck up eggplant that bad?

>>6345573
This is fantastic news. There is a veal milk steak I just put on the new menu at work.

>>6345437
über pleb

Spanish pizza chain Telepizza thought is was a great idea to sell a "pizzsalad" making the bowl with dough...
Here you can see expectations vs reality...

>>6345846
How do you fuck up that bad

You can just make a dough bowl and then add the fresh salad mixture later

>>6344406

those are kraft singles, right?

>>6344350

At least you're not one of those plebs that say it's all sauce (or the other idiot talking about lasagne soup). Most Chicago pizza's don't get sauce, just crushed tomatoes to the top.

That said, don't order the cheese pizza, it is all cheese. I love cheese and I love Chicago pizza, but the cheese one isn't very good.

I make my own, and I admit there is a lot of cheese in it, but mine are never close to even 50% cheese. And they are delicious.

>>6346855
vegan cheese

>>6345564
>"It melts!"
>this is an important advertising tagline

For fucks sake

>>6346984
I came to post this

>>6345706
See now that looks good except for the half raw egg seriously I get the love for runny yolk but that egg white is fucking gross.

>>6344406

Does Pizza Hut charge extra for the souls of the damned?

>>6347026
Well yeah they can't just give away that honey sriracha crust for free.

>>6344318
Massive Fail

>>6345629
>>6344335
>>6345706
passable, 7/10 would eat whole thing

>>6346855
Yeah it is. Burnt
This guy's >>6345564 preying on everyone's hatred of vegan substitutes.

>>6347120
>preying
vegan detected

>>6347133
I love cheese. Which is why I know what burnt kraft singles look like

>>6344388
Fuck you. Now I want a lasagna soup.

This thread makes feel feel sad.

And sick.

>>6344406
even if this isn't vegan cheese, i'm vegan (hurrdurr) and can confirm vegan cheese is fucking vile.

>>6346945
y is it pleb to say it's all sauce? i've had a few and they've all had too much sauce for me. they're good. it's hard to fuck up a pizza. but too much sauce in relation to crust and toppings.

>>6347140
>kraft singles
>cheese
That shit is gross.

>>6344425
what does that have to do with pizza anon

>>6347381
did they just take a frozen cheese pizza and cover it with ham and green shit? Why is there a lemon wedge on there?

>>6347381
>eating pizza with fork and knife

Are you the pizza reviewer guy from youtube?

>>6347401
i've never seen anything like it

>>6347401
>not having a lemon wedge with your pizza
do you enjoy being black?

>>6347404
It's a lot easier to eat certain pizzas that way, there are a lot of ingredients that don't stick to the cheese very well and just roll off if you try to pick it up.

Fr example, whatever the greens are in that picture.

>>6344318
and thus, from the primordial ooze,death, destroyer of arteries was born.

This is what Brits think pizza is

>>6347433
Wrong.

When you see it...

>>6347411
Doesn't look too pretty but I would still wolf that down in a heartbeat.

>>6343593
thats fine dining at basic training

>>6347488
is this a pizza to prank people? Why would anyone knowingly make/order that?

>>6347488
only retards eat the crust anyway

>>6345706

The joining of two great /ck/ memes.

20/10.

>>6343593
Fuck, that picture is so wrong.

>>6345706
looks good, would want to throw in the oven for maybe 2-3 more minutes to cook the egg more.

sushi pizza from a real place in brazil

>>6347493
New Zealand is a strange place

>>6345706
that look like someone spilled an english breakfast in a pizza oven

>>6345846
I hope someone at head office got fired for that whole thing.

>>6343593
if you think that is a "pizza fail" then you've never had authentic pizza

>>6344311
>>6348543
Would probably at least try though I doubt I would enjoy it that much.
>>6344318
>>6345629
>>6347381
>>6347411
Would eat and probably enjoy

>>6343593
New cooking video broeys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D05cLazVbj8 [Embed]

>>6344406
This is what happens if you leave the plastic wrapper on your frozen pizza

>>6347445
This isnt what the british think a pizza is. Thats an image from inside Greggs, they specialize in small pastries/pies etc to eat on the go. Stop with you shitty trolling cunt.

>>6349879
To be fair, it is possible that's what the average Greggs customer thinks a pizza is.

>>6345564
>'it melts!'

Kek, I like how that sort of tells you not to get your hopes up.

>>6349375
Who would name their food company "Sanitarium"?
Marmite stuffed crust is exactly what you'd expect from a brand named after a mental hospital.

>>6343593

>>6347381
Looks like they threw a bunch of kitchen scraps on a crust

>>6347411
don't see a problem with it other than it looking like a gaping wound

>>6350299
edgy

>>6345629
Am I looking at pizza or a kebab?

>>6345416
Did someone leave their pizza in plastic wrap? What the shit happened here?

>>6347433
thats a yorkshire pudding with an english breakfast inside it, no tomato sauce or cheese, and the pudding is pastry, not dough

>>6347445
>the spicy one
what the fuck is in it?

>>6352094
>what the fuck is in it?

Spice

>>6344406
100% guarantee that's "vegan cheese."

I tried using it once for a dairy free friend of mine, and it started to look like that. I'm not full retard, though, and pulled it out before it became burnt tire.

>>6352123
Why couldn't they just take them out of the shell? What were they thinking? Other than that, I'd give it a solid 7.5/10. The parsley is unnecessary, the added oil is gross, but it looks like decent sauce and fresh mozz. Crust looks like it could use another 30 seconds, but I wouldn't put it back in at this point.

>>6348543
Brazil has some of the strangest pizzas on earth. They stretch the definition of "pizza" to its very limit.

>>6344388
>lasagna soup

Someone recommend me toppings for my next pizza. I'll post results.

>>6352292

pineapple with buffalo chicken and a white sauce.

>>6352136
*Tips fedora*

>>6352365
I'll have you know I'm a good Catholic who goes to church every Sunday.

>>6352136

>>6352470
im subscribed to his yt channel

>>6351364
its a kebab pizza, silly
is this a scandinavia thing only or something?

>>6347445
That's standard for bakeries. The ones in that pic look to be on the bottom of the totem pole of quality though.

>>6352094

>"We've actually had Facebook calls to bring back 'The Spicy One," which he described as fajita-flavoured chicken breast pieces in a creamy sauce with spicy pepperoni, wrapped in glazed puff pastry with lattice decoration and a cheese topping.

>>6344388
>>6344318
>>6344350
Be honest. Have you actually tried it before? I think they're pretty good, but I do enjoy thin crust Chicago pizza more.

>>6352139
please somebody stop this

>>6344388
>lasagna soup

>>6345564
>It melts!
It melts into cooked vomit

>>6347381
>fork and knife
>dandelion greens
>half the sauce is at the edge of the crust
>a fucking god damn lemon wedge on a god damn pizza
I can see the foodie now: a hitler youth haircut, a big bushy scarf, a beard as thick as his black glasses. He is the one eating this.

>>6352124
>British "pizza"

>>6353440

it's rocket, not dandelion greens. and if you think this is a straight up hipster pizza you've probably never left america.

>>6353476
If you think calling it rocket is going to impress me because that's what yurolards say, you're probably a foodie hipster from the suburbs who lives at home, has been abroad once with her parents for a week, and believes america is the worst thing ever because you found nutella when you were on vacation

get rekt

>>6353492

it just isn't dandelion greens, it's a different plant.

>believes america is the worst thing ever because you found nutella when you were on vacation

what are you trying to imply with this? nutella isn't a 'memefood' over here we've all had it for like 20 years.

>>6353516
>/out/
>/tumblr/
>/lgbt/
>/hm/

>>6353476
Seems that's my mistake, it looked very much like dandelion greens so I made an assumption.

>>6353529

i guess if it's not a common pizza topping where you live it's an easy mistake to make.

>>6353541
Where is it a common pizza topping? I can kinda see how it might work (bitter counteracting the salt and the fat), but in that case, just drink beer.

>>6353653

all over western europe at neapolitan style pizza places.

Had my son look at all of them and he said >>6352139 was the worst and that he wouldn't eat any of them except for >>6347411

>visiting parents for a weekend a few months ago
>they suggest going out for pizza and instead I say I'll make one from scratch
>have the pizza dough ready to be shaped into four personal pizzas when I realize they only have pasta sauce in the house
>take a ride to the store with little bro to get shit for a basic sauce
>walk back in to realize they decided to make the pizza without me
>what was going to be 4 small personal sized pizzas is this 18 inch disaster, dough ripped because they stretched it to big and plastered with giant chunks of other dough to fill in the gaps
>garlic pasta sauce was used
>3 pounds of pre shredded 'cheese' instead of the fresh mozzarella and parmesan I picked up
>It was bags of fucking mixed cheeses meant for tacos, what the fuck
>"Anon your recipe was absolutely terrible how do you survive on your cooking"


One part of me wishes I took a picture of the fucking mess
Another part of me wishes I could just forget that day ever happened

>>6355237
You know what you must do. Burn them all.

>>6355237
fuck I'm mad

>>6347411
Looks fucking delicious

>>6355237
Why haven't you killed them yet?

>>6352137
Brazil is the Mecca of crappy pizza

>>6344311
dear god no

>>6353173
Im so triggered right now

>>6344406
What the fuck

>>6345416
looks like the cheap monday logo

>>6356274
dont hate on the poutine pizza bro

>>6356225
are you kidding i'd scarf that meal down

>>6352139

Looks like an ent took a shit in the box.

>>6344318
I had one of those in Florida from some delivery place, and Holy fuck, it's the mecca

>>6347381

that actually looks good if it's not expensive. there is a tendency in mediterrenean to cook it like this. not talkin bout milanese pizza n shit

Never forget

>>6357572

w.ww.whhy are the peals still on the
GD lemons?

>>6343593
Its not that pizza is fail u. R

>>6357574
Never eaten a lemon like an apple? If you get the right kind of peel (think and a tad sweet), it's so delicious.

>>6344318
GET OUT

>>6347381
looks like a pizza you might find it Europe, nothing seems wrong, lemon a bit wierd but you can take it off... This could even pass in some areas of Italy.

>>6347413
> whatever the greens are in that picture.

/ck/ in a nutshell.
It's fucking arugula.

>>6357718
>knowing what arugula is

/tumblr/

>>6357718
Hey, at least he knew it was green

>>6357728
>browsing /ck/ - Food and Cooking
>discussing food
>don't know what arugula is

It's not like arugula is some fancy, hard to find salad.

>>6353819
I bet you also have to go "A frou foru hon hon hon" and make other French honking noises, then slap your ass three times and pray to Mecca before you are allowed to eat it too.

Just admit it, that pizza has more pretentiousness on it than cheese.

>>6357728
oh, right.
Forgot that you probably are 'murican.
Of course you don't know what that green thing is.

>>6357728
>also knowing it
Tumblrita in denial

>>6345564

>it melts!

oh fuck I'm dying over here.

>>6353169
That sounds wonderful honestly

>>6357763

it's just ham, salad leaves, cheese and a bit of lemon in case you want it. i don't see how it's pretentious just because they're less 'supermarkety' versions of those things.

>>6357763
> that pizza has more pretentiousness on it than cheese.

Sorry, 'murica, for actually wanting to enjoy food and not just slab it with the fattest cheese and useless pepperoni we can find.

>>6352470
Why would you be rude to reviewbrah? If I saw him I'm just give him a polite handshake, compliment his fashion sense and recommend him some fast food.

>>6357563
>>6357682
>looks good
>nothing wrong

Are you fucks fucking high?

>>6357804
>you will never a tumblr-tan

>>6359265

explain from aan eater's esperective whats wrong with ut

>>6344335
>>6344349
>>6349375
This is not a lasagna thread

>>6345416

>>6352373
Lol retard

>>6345416
Or this

>>6344335
>>6344349
>>6344318
>>6344388
>>6359370

holy shit, i'm trying to find the upvote option but it's missing

>>6347381
Are you all fucking retarded? That is likely prosciutto crudo on top, or raw italian ham. Thats how the pizza is made and is one of the tastiest types in Italy. How do you have the audacity to discuss pizza never having been to Italy and seen the pizzas there? Fucking American scum

>>6359265
>>6359361
Literally just search prosciutto crudo e parmigiano in google images, you will get shittons more of that. How is that pizza not common knowledge.
This is my first time on /ck/ too, and wow do you guys dissapoint

>>6359398
This, thanks for the moment of clarity in this shit thread.

That pizza looks delicious.

>>6359397
hilarious shithead

>>6359407
thanks, i try, but its hard, especially when i'm up against utter brilliance like "lasagna soup"

you see, it's funny because the pizza has a lot of cheese and looks kind of like a lasagna

>>6350257
Well it's a company that is famous for making vegetarian products, so...

>>6359403

sorry what could you explain the problem with the pizza

>>6359398
>a bippidy boppidy boo!

>>6359414
It's not a joke, it's literally not pizza. It doesn't matter how buttmad and snarky you get on the internet.

>>6359414
Come again? I don't think I really grasp the core of this matter.

>>6359423
lmao, are you a comedian IRL by any chance?

>>6359425
he is comparing the chicago pizza to things that aren't pizza lol

>>6359416
Sorry in my incoherent rambling I wasn't clear. I am the same poster as the person right above. It IS pizza, and is one of my favorites, I am just baffled how people don't know of it.

>>6359429
And are you professional fake pizza apologist?

>>6359433
>professional fake pizza apologist

hahahaha holy shit make him stop

>>6359361
It's fucking random shit, weeds, and a FUCKING LEMON WEDGE on misshapen bread.

>>6359516

ham cheese and salad and lemon

What I fucking hat is California pizza. The crust is so thin it's like you're eating a tortilla, and then they put a bunch of liberal ass ingredients like kumquats and a balsamic kale glaze or some other bullshit

Leave it to California to fuck up pizza.

>>6351207
it Is pretty shit

Buuuut if I'm desperate and there's nothing else yeah I'll munch on cardboard-flavored pizza

>>6353173
who the fuck cleans that kitchen??

There's bugs all over the food!!!

>>6347445
It is wrong when ham and cheese are out of stock.

>>6343593
ITT: still better than anything to come out of Italy

viis/5

>>6360943
That looks Brazilian.

>>6344349

i'm getting chest pains just looking at it

>>6351366
>Did someone leave their pizza in plastic wrap? What the shit happened here?

that there is the finest of american cheese food product

>>6357569

>jewish pizza circa 1942

>>6359219
because he's a little faggot. I hope he gets jumped on his way home from school

>>6360948
2/10 for getting me to reply

>>6360861
>Buuuut if I'm desperate and there's nothing else yeah I'll munch on cardboard-flavored pizza
So you meant to post Papa John's?

>>6361199
There's a difference?

>>6361214
If you had taste buds, then you'd know.

>>6361220
I try to turn them off if I have to eat Domino's or PJ's, tbh.

>>6361224
>implying you even had them

@6361224 lol ive been gone for a few years and i forgot everything lol how do you greenpost and what does TBH mean? lol

>>6344318
>mfw im the only chicagoan that doesnt like deep dish pizza
i feel like im going to get stabbed every time we go to eat

>>6361240
>Chicagoan eating deep dish
fuck off, transplant

>>6361246
I see you try and post this damage control in every thread, but we like Deep Dish here, m8. We also like really crispy thin crust (cut into squares).

>>6344406
Pizza Melanoma

>>6361252
I lived in Chicago for 30 years and can count on my fingers the number of times I had deep dish.
It's for tourists.
Also, Giordanos > Lou Malnottis

>>6361260
Congratulations.
The experiences of one damage controlling neckbeard don't exactly reflect the experiences of the third most populous nation's third most populous city.

>>6361252
That's called Detroit style. FYI

>>6361246
what does this mean?

>>6361263
I know more people in Chicago than you and they all agree with me.
btw, the best pizza in the city is at Colletti's at Central and Elston.

>>6361265
If you're talking about Jetts (which is p. good) I'm referring to something else.

>>6361268
He pops up in every Chicago pizza troll thread to throw us under the bus and claim that it's only tourists who eat deep dish.

>>6361271
There you go again with that 'us' gay talk
I bet you're south side trash

>>6361277
Betray us all you want, New Yorkers and Los Angelinos still won't respect you.

>>6361280
>caring what they think
Now I know you're a tourist

>>6361289
That's literally the only reason somebody would damage control hard enough to pretend deep dish isn't popular here. It's bizarre and sad.

On a flight from Dallas to Chicago, I was seated next to an old woman. She lived her entire life in Chicago. She told me the very first thing she was going to after landing was eat pizza at Lou Malnati's.

>>6361271
>"chicago" thin crust
fuck off nigger thats St.louis style pizza
you guys bitch about our pizza and then steal it and slap your name on it
fuck off chitown

>>6361304
Nah, that version doesn't use real cheese.

>>6361299
>140 Uno's
>40 Lou Malnati's
>41 Giordano's
>11 Gino's East

>n-no it's just a g-gimmick for tourists

>>6361304
We use actual cheese.

>pizza thread
>guaranteed shitcago kids come in to defend their lasagna cake
Every time.

>>6344406
this explains it

>>6344406
>"what kind of pizza do you want?"
>"oh just fuck my shit up"

>>6343593
that doesn't really look like a fail, it looks like they did what they could with the scarce ingredients they had

In my leaner years I had to do the same, just make do with what little I had

A pizza fail would be like having the ingredients and just fucking it up somehow, burning it etc.

>>6352136

To proof that it's fresh.

>>6361316
>lasagna cake

>>6344285
this also doesn't look like a fail because it was probably easy as fuck to make

Not everybody has a long time to gather all ingredients and take the time to prepare every meal every time, sometimes you make do with what you have lying around

Canned sauce, some american cheese, a few slices of pepperoni, and some flatbread is all you have? Fuck yeah pop that shit in the oven

>>6353440

>fork and knife

So? Some people don't have a pizza cutter. In a restaurant you'll always get an uncut pizza, slice it yourself and eat it however you want.

>>6344318
Wow, the spatula blended into the picture so well, that I thought the cheese itself had solidified and was supporting the weight of the slice.

>mfw chicago "pizza"

>>6345569
lactose intolerance?

also

>"It Melts!"
kek

>"All Natural!"
double kek
Because you know, nature makes cheese out of plant matter alllll the time

I think the easiest way to determine if someone has autism is if they have an objection to Chicago pizza naming. Who gives a fuck, those lasagna bread bowls are fucking tasty.

>>6361387
I've never had one but as a lover of melted cheese and most pizza toppings I can tell I would love it

I'm making it a mission to find a place that serves it somewhere around my area, and if there's not, I'll go to Chicago one day

>>6361387
>fucking tasty
nigger if i wanted cheesy bread i would order chesy bread

>>6361394
Where are you at?

A lot of the bigger chains have gone national.

>>6361401
Texas, Dallas area

>>6359397
>>>/reddit/

>>6361406
Gino's East is in Texas, but it'd be a few hours.

Looks like they're only in Houston and San Antonio.

>>6361413
I will go there

>>6361420
http://www.ginoseast.com/locations

Gino's is probably my second favorite of the big ones, you won't be disappointed.

Looks like you'll have to go to Houston, San Antonio is "Opening Soon"

>>6359398

>>6359398
>italy in charge of pizza
>ever
lulz

>>6361421
I'm probably headed to Galveston when I accumulate enough paid time off for this year so I'll drop by

I go to Galveston for the fresh seafood

So... was the old lady seated next to me on that United flight who spent 60+ years of her life in Chicago just a tourist? Her favorite was Lou Malnati's. Must be a dead giveaway, right?

>>6361395
There's toppings inside the "pizza" you fool.

>>6361456
No, Lou Malnati's is GOAT, and a Chicago institution.

>>6361449
I do the same at Corpus Christi.

>>6361456
Yes she got lost on the way back to /b/

>>6361460
Thank you for speaking up. I'm a 3rd generation Detroiter and I think Chicago pizza is the best.

>>6361482
>I'm a 3rd generation Detroiter
Who talks like that?

>>6361489
Shitheads from unimportant states

>>6361489
Me. A 3rd generation Detroiter.

>>6361504
Do you drive a car? Thank Detroit.

>>6361513
No, because I live in a real city

>Go on a road trip with family once
>Rest of the country is a giant Long Island

>>6361513
Not that guy but just saying Detroit is not the place where the car manufacturing happens anymore

>>6361535
>taking public transport with the dregs of society
Not even once

>>6361482
Detroit pizza is pretty good, if Jett's is any indication.

>>6361539
Detroit birthed 100% of all automobile manufacturing that exists today.

>>6361548
and 100% of bloodsucking UAW union faggotry
fuck detroit rirght in the ass

>>6361577
Yeah, making a decent wage is offensive.

The kids like and usually get Domino's, but I needed a change for once and Little Caesars seemed like a good choice. The wife likes their Crazy Bread, and I like their kick in the mouth marinara sauce which seems to be loaded with enough garlic to be declared a weapon of mass destruction in places like Transylvania, or a weapon of ass destruction on anyone unfortunate to use the toilet after you.

The fail is the makeline was absolutely clueless on how to make a custom pie. Half sausage & pineapple, half pepperoni & jalapeno. They fucked up three separate pizzas to try and make this simple combo, before they tried to shoo me out the door with a bunch of free bad pizzas and a bunch of crazy bread.
I don't think I should have to draw it out on a napkin to have them get it right. Even the other customers were shaking their head at that performance by the crew.
/rant

>>6361592
when your "decent wage" and "pension" ruin the companies that you work for, its pretty fucking offensivey, you cumdumpster

>>6361596
>little caesars

did you expect something better?

For fuck's sake, they make pizzas and keep them in a warmer so they can hand them to the next poor chump that walks into the store

Sometimes you get that one pizza that's dry and fucking stale from sitting in that warmer for what must be hours

Little Caesar's is the nigger's pizza, sorry to say.

>>6354827
What's it like raising an autistic child anon?

>>6361597
It appears the "Big Three" are doing quite well.

>>6361597
>cumdumpster
Spunktrumpet

>>6345564
Shit ain't daiya you can keep that

>>6343593
Oy vey

>>6361758
pop it in the oven

>>6361758
>oven ready
TOPKEK

>>6360901

That's horrible. Some kind of shit dough cause they can't take milk for the real one. And also no yeast? Are there vegans who don't take yeast?

But the worst thing is the sauce. That's in no way related to tomatoes. Why, just why?

>>6361340

>american cheese

I'd rather eat soil, thanks

>>6361903
>>6361903
>I'd rather eat soil, thanks

earthworm pls go

How did you even learn how to type?

anyway if American cheese is all you have then you can make do with it. I mean we'd all love to have some fresh mozzarella but it doesn't always happen

>>6356225
Any pizza served with weapons is worth eating

>>6360918
....Reduced sodium salt?
So, extra chloride?

>>6344318

>>6357569
Jesus did you cook it with a fucking flamethrower!

can't believe vending machine pizza hasn't made an appearance yet

let's fix that

>>6361959
>not using sodium free salt

It's like you want to die heart disease at 35.

>>6362053
Die of heart disease at 35, or work until you can retire (85)... Hard choice, but I'll chose the salt

>>6344318
>be from East Coast
>visit Chicago en route to Michigan for wedding
>decide to finally try this
>ask front desk of hotel which pizza place has best pizza
>order pizza
>didn't realize I needed to specify this style when ordering in Chicago, assuming it would be the default
>get the normal style I'm used to
>disappointed 2x over because it's not as tasty

>>6362090
You are such a teenager it hurts

>>6353173
little bitches took off the pointy bits

>orange slices on pizza

>>6347488
Amerifat here. I happened to notice my local grocery store selling both Marmite and Vegemite. I don't actually have a smartphone yet so I couldn't come here to ask which I should get at the time. Went with Vegemite.

What exactly is the product good for? I've found by experimentation that it makes a deceptively meaty-tasting delicious gravy, and tastes horrible if you spread it like you would peanut butter on toast.

Having it as a stuffed crust pizza seems like it'd be just as horrible as thick spread on toast like I did.

>>6352470
God this guy looks like a faggot. Why is he popular here? I suppose one could ask that about basically any Youtube reviewer though. Why do people enjoy watching others eat and review food and how can I get in on that action?

>>6361234
Reddit's that-a-way, chief. --->

>>6362385
You're supposed to spread it very, very thinly on toast.

>>6357569
Nigger

>>6361959

usually contains ammonium chloride

>>6357569
The amount of smoke that must have made...

>>6362037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_lxiU8eLM

Probably wouldn't taste so good but it would be fun just to watch it being made

Out of all the shit I figured I could get from vending machines one day Pizza was always the last one

>>6344406

>>6361482
Fucking niggers

>>6361632
Go fuck yourself and learn to read.

You missed the finer point of ordering a custom pizza, which they must make fresh, and won't hold in a warming rack.
Just be happy they're not your kids to feed

Alright cucks, going to the store in fifteen minutes.
What do I put on my pizza today?

>>6364227
No cheese, no sauce, only lettuce.