/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6338794

sketti-o's, what the fuck...

>>6338794
>>6338827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrUGosaQMRE

mmmm

10/10 would #wifey

do we need this shit thread every day

>>6338880

laughing at other people makes me feel better about the terrible state of existence that is my life

these are making fun of other people's facebook posts, right?

just seems like you guys are jealous that some guys have a girlfriend you still haven't even experienced holding a girl's hand.

>>6338794
This is why I hate 'mericans

Fucking hell.

I've cooked better stone drunk when I could barely make it to the pantry and fridge.

>>6339262
>>I've cooked better stone drunk
>Implying heavy alcoholism isn't a requirement for becoming a Michelin starred chef

>>6339337

True.

The worst that really ever happens is that I go outrageously overboard with seasoning because FLAVOR when I'm canned.

>>6339325

>over-easy egg is trashed
>gourmet!

>>6339325
Egg sitting there destroyed is forgivable on the homecooked level. The dirty plate around the egg - which could just use a quick papertowel wipe - is not.

Would not Michelin Star.

>>6338880
It's the equivalent of the /fit/ Fat People Stories/Fat Hate threads. Good to know that even those of us with the most minimal cooking knowledge still aren't the WORST.

>>6338879
That's literally just a garbage plate with an extra hotdog.

my ex girlfriend was a terrible cook. she was an alcoholic and would swear by god that soup was the only cure for a hangover. i can remember her just all hung over uttering the stupidest shit like: soup is so good for you. lots of vitamins and minerals. bitch would be eating instant ramen with tapatio hot sauce poured in.

she once raided my fridge to make me a meal. she made spaghetti. I had a little bit of alfredo sauce in a tupperware container. she added over a cup of mayonnaise since there wasn't much sauce and since i the only cheese i had was feta she just crumbled a 1x4x4" cube of it ontop of overcooked noodles. shit was horrendous.

No #wifeymaterial, but was posted under the same premise

>>6340218
Its "homemade turkey burgers with nachos".

>>6339355
Haha I know that feel

>>6338793
Pan seared hotdogs are you fucking serious?

>>6338794
This ain't that bad, the only shitty thing is the canned spaghetti-o's.

< MFW

My wife doesn't cook AT ALL.

She either eats whatever I cook for dinner or eats nuts, berries & avocados.

I really wish I would have though this through.

>>6338877
Has anyone figured out what this is yet?

>>6341483

Nachos with whiz and canned refried beans?

This thread is wonderful.

>>6338800
what? what is that?

>>6341534

it says in the description

I think it tasted like motion blur.

>>6341508
that looks like someone shit on a pile of rice and some sort of fried protein

I'm really glad this is becoming a thing. /ck/ memes are the best

>>6341809
>that hotdog

>>6341802
Dem cosmic brownies make that a feast.

>>6341508
That looks really disgusting.
Like, I'd be afraid to put a spoonful of any of that shit in my mouth. I would be very sad to come home to this.

>>6341802

10/10 would eat

>>6338794
I am beyond confused at the spaghetti-os

>>6339325

>Can't even cook an egg properly
>Just add a garnish on top that will make it look fancy

That sad garnish is a testament to man's folly.

>>6341535
>cooked
You warmed up frozen fries in the oven you dumb cunt. And judging by the fact that some are burnt you even fucked THAT up somehow.

>>6342045
Really? You're shitting your pants over what is obviously a joke? Calm down

>>6342050
The only joke here is you white knighting that cunt. She's not going to come out of your computer and fuck you.

>>6339040
You don't need to laugh at other people if you have a shred of confidence or dignity. Laughing at other people can be fun, but have a little more faith. Be your own man. You don't have to be happy to do this either, but it will be good to try.

>>6342050
Actually yes I am. I came here expecting to see delicious food pictures from wifey material. What did YOU come to this thread for?

>>6339325
Dumb bitch.

>>6342054
Take a look at yourself right now. You're becoming irrationally angry because a woman on instagram posted a photo of a yogurt cup and some fries and made a joke about what an excellent cook she is. You are incredibly bitter and angry at the smallest thing.

I love this thread. Please guys stop talking and post more OC i deleted all my "friends" from facebook because they were toxic and i was sick of their shit. They never made me feel good and i always tried to help them.

I miss seeing this kind of OC on my FB and laughing my ass off.

>>6341802
>that glass

>>6338793
>hubby
>fiance

>>6341809
fuckin lol

In This Thread:

Sweaty, virgin neck beards who will die alone while eating tendies.

#struggleplate

>>6341802
>tendies

>>6340221

looks like something you cook yourself super hungover sunday morning

>>6341802

... Is that Progun?

>>6342066
>irrationally angry
Am not
>goes on to be a swivel chair psychologist
Incorrect in every way, shape and form it's possible to be incorrect.

Enjoy sucking every girls dick in hopes she'll recognize you for the nice guy you are?

>>6342832

>>6341809
First post to make me actually laugh out loud in ages. Man that's rich.

>>6341488
>whiz
Nah, look at the shapes of the cheese. It's nachos, canned refried beans, and fucking AMERICAN cheese.

>>6339325
Everybody is saying that's an egg, but it looks like potato with a butter drizzle to me.

>>6340409
Make her eat your nuts nahmean?

>>6342944
What the fuck? Is she afraid to get burnt or what?

>>6342954
Cerebral palsy

>>6341508
Did she take a hot shit on his food?

>>6342944
How long do you think it takes for her to straighten her hair?

>>6342957
Me an my friends play a game called drunk or lollsy.
Basically, you if see someone stumbling about you have to call if they're drunk or a spaz.

>>6342944
Original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY

>>6341508

Poor Steve

>>6343043

Cool blog where do I subscribe?

>>6341809
the sadest picture ive ever seen

>>6343112
would fuck if wasn't for the metalic voice

>>6341809
I'm fucking crying

>>6343043

This is awful and really funny

>>6342944
god i love her ;_;

>>6341809
>crinkle cuts

>>6343462
Poor guy must be malnourished

>>6341809
I started laughing uncontrollably and I don't know why

>>6343462
get urself a new bitch zac goddamn

>>6342944
reminds me of that chapter of Yotsuba& where she tries making pancakes and keeps fucking up

>>6343462
I don't think you understand irony
>American't detected

>>6341809
Why did I laugh
I don't understand

>>6338877

>feeling kind of sick
>read this thread
>make it down to this post
>literally vomit
>keep reading anyways

>>6341809
Those look uncomfortably like maggots.

>>6342057
to see #wifeymaterial food, which mean awful combinations of premade and/or frozen foood

>>6343523
thought it was some kind of apple crumble sundae

>>6341809
>i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad
>the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had

>mfw i do all the cooking because my girlfriend can't cook for shit

>>6341809
I, too, have chuckled heartily at this post.

>>6343610
Pulled pork and brisket mashed potato parfait.

Too bad they now only serve them on the luxury booth deck at Miller Park. Guess I'll have to stick to the fry bar, pulled pork grilled cheese, and brisket sandwiches.

>>6342944
fuck off, shes super cute

>>6343612
epic.

>>6343684
I gagged. You guys gotta admit, not even /b/ did anything this gross.

>>6343462
I'll play doubles advocate here.

What if he loves that? What if it's his favorite meal? And these girls listened to what their guys wanted and they happily ate it?

>>6343684
wut

>>6343684
id eat it if she was qt to be honest

>>6343684
seriously, wtf is this

>>6341809
>burnt fries
>uncooked hotdog
this is art

>>6343684

>>6343684
Wellp, looks like I'm gay now.

so glad my wife can actually cook

>>6343721
looks like red velvet

id eat em

>>6343700
drue is a such a pimp

>>6341483
>>6341488
>>6338877
shittily-melted cheap cheddar cheese, some form of sliced beef, on naan bread or a tortilla/pita maybe?!?

>>6343721

>>6343748
I see no harm in this

>>6343750
Am I going to jail for looking at this?

>>6343728
wise choice

>>6343750
Women only have to do one thing;
Be pretty.
Dumb bitches can't even do that.

>>6343750
>promoting the free spreading of biohazardous material in the guise of a social injustice that needs to be righted

liberals

>>6343775
this made me gay

>>6343775
actually almost gagged irl

are all women this gross?

>>6343703
>doubles advocate

LMAO

>>6343807
Absolutely. Well, maybe not AS gross but they're properly ashamed of their disgusting bodies and would just die if somebody found out something like that.
but 4chan lets you be gross and honest.

>>6343807
No. Remember that women on 4chan are still people on 4chan.

>>6343821
Im so sad

>tfw never gf
>tfw don't really want one now

>>6343808
>>6343703

heres how you play doubles advocate

>>6341508
What the actual fuck is that stuff

>>6343833
IT'S

GOING

DOWN

>>6343700
>not even /b/ did anything this gross.
Oh my sweet, innocent child.

>>6343839
Probably supposed to be pesto or something

>>6342938

Looks like frozen mayo with orange concentrate and a mint garnish to me.

>>6342957
R-really? That's just sad

>>6340409

Could be worse brosiden, bet she's fit and the poon is fresh for it.

I cooked this a while ago.

>>6342848
tripfag pls go and stay go

>>6343868
That looks good

>>6343874
Thanks you! The chicken breasts are stuffed with cheese as well :P

>>6343868
Not as horrible as other pics ITT. You took chicken, put seasoning and cheese (parmesan?) on it, then baked it. Normal cooking. At least I can actually tell wtf its supposed to be.

The bitches that post these pictures reheat food from a packet and act all proud about having the cooking skills of a 10 year old.

>>6343897
#wifeymaterial

>>6338793
>xD
>>>/out/

>>6343903
I appreciate it. I remembered I had some food pics on my phone and decided to share. Also I tried to remake this dish from one we had at Olive Garden once. And yeah I made it simple, seasoned the chicken, added mozarella, parmesan & romano cheese. I like it with a salad or some veggies.

>>6343905
Sweet, thanks!

>>6338793

>mac and cheese
>pan seared hot dogs


AMERICA YES

>>6343833

glorious

>>6343560
Its the wiener m8, its the wiener

>>6339325
you all took the bait

>>6343684
>these are the type of women that you sit next to at college and don't even realize

>>6343043
holy fuck I'm dying

>>6338794
I'm Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And it's 1973. Nearly dinner time. I'm 'aving hoops

Oh god, my sister does all of this.

>Takes a picture of average looking good and thinks it looks fancy

>>6343716
uterus lining

>>6344539
Any girls that eat their husband's cum on their waffles is goat material

>>6344579
goat material? wtf is that mean

>>6344596
It means they're boot trainable, like a goat.

>>6344596
It's a middle eastern saying, you know how hey are with their goats.

>>6344596
>uses wtf still
>doesnt know what GOAT means
any good memories of the war grandpa?

>>6344596
what the fuck does wtf mean?

>>6343684
I swear to god, if I ever find you, I'm going to cut you until my knife snaps on bone.

Fucking redditfag.

Oh and the cunt bacon is just disgusting as well.

>>6344556
That... doesn't look overly horrible.
Looks like a shake and bake porkchop with some normal green beans.
Potatoes look fake though.
No clue what the corn is.

>>6344997
It's a can of creamed corn. You use it to make my cornbread every thanksgiving because grandpa went senile and he can't make his shitty kind anymore. You all sit around and agree that mine is the best ever.

Does anyone here actually have a wifey material gf/wife? I mean like legit knows how to fucking cook decent looking meals?

My gf is great at making crepes, tacos, and a few Russian recipes. Any thing outside of that and she's lost

Also grills with husbu material?

>>6345059
my roommate knows how to cook like no other. i would wife her one day if she can calm her shit down. girl is strung up tight.

Um. What about stay at home husbands? Retired from the army so ive been making dinner every night.

>>6345102
>>6345102
>>6345102
Fried tendies as well. A lot of chicken stuff.

>>6345102
She likes her bacon and eggs dark

>>6345115
that bacon looks tiptop

>>6341508
i actually think this looks delicious, looks like breaded chicken/pork, rice and a curry

>>6345115
Like her men?

>>6343821
wow its been a real fucking long time since i've seen this, at least 3 years

>>6345122
Square cut bacon
>>6345129
Hee haw haw

Im glad that i cook with my gf

>>6345115
>>6345104
>>6345102
want to be my husband?
I'm a dude but it's okay

>>6342713
Progun, the early years.

>>6345162
I'm glad I cook with this guys gf too.

>>6343731
Did you read the post? They were menstrual blood cookies. Fuckin' period-juice cookies. Unplug-the-rag-and-spew "not-this-time-eggy" goo-into-a-bowl plasma cookies.

>not even a nibble

>>6345200
so? it's just a little blood, what are you, afraid of hamburgers and also gay?

>>6345206

don't you know? if you ever come in contact with menstrual blood, you are instantly assigned a tumblr account

>>6345206
>hamburgers
>blood

Nigga, do you even biology?

Your hamburger "blood" is actually water and myoglobin. Myoglobin is a protein responsible for giving meat its red color.

0/10

>>6343868
I give it a 6/10.
Solid idea, effort made, didn't pan out.

>>6341809
This is the kind of thing I'm going to think of in a week at work and laugh uncontrollably like a retard.

>>6341535
>#foodporn
Side status: muh

>>6343684

yo dude

i was fucking eating

now i'm not

>>6343750

>girls can free bleed
>I can't free cum

fucking double standards

>>6340409
>mfw my wife makes GOAT spinach pies
she's more of a baker, I'm the one who cooks but whatever savoury food she makes, it always tastes good

>>6343700
What about art?

>>6343700
>>6345542
The picture.

>>6343684
>where we're going we don't need faces

>>6341508
Green baby poop.

>>6341809
Just when I start to think /ck/ is shit I see this.

>>6339325
I just spilt my coffee, thanks anon, now im fired

>>6343839
>>6343843

>>>6343839
>Probably supposed to be pesto or something
nah man, bitch tryed to make curry. Thats rice, a bit of crumbed chicken or fish or something, and a canned premade green curry paste thing, that she didn't add any veggies too.

>>6344653
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=GOAT&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=VbgOVYzHG5Dm8AW33oLYBg#q=GOAT+material

I hate this place.

>>6343684
I've eaten out a chick on her rags, I was pretty fucking high and didn't even notice untill i was in the shower and wiped blood off my face and dick. but that shit looks chewy. 2 much for me.

>>6343750
Can I freepoop? I don't want to be afraid to be myself anymore.

>>6338877
It's crawling towards the camera

>>6341508
Oh Jesus. That grey stuff is powered curry stuff. Absolutely rank unless you're drunk. It's congealing too

>>6345876
No, sorry. Freebleeding is okay because it's something girls can do but guys can't. If it was free shitting, everybody from baby girls to old men could do it. They have to have something special that we don't have, otherwise they're not happy.

>>6342713
DEM KID CUSINES!

some of these are clearly tongue in cheek

How can you even make food this bad?

I've seen 4am pregnant women craving/stoner food threads that looked better

>>6338793
>even if you find a wife who isn't offended by the notion of cooking for you this is what she will make

>>6346215
>How can you even make food this bad?
Home ec classes were 2sexist, apparently.

>>6346223
Don't trust girls cooking. They're scheming to make you sick and kill you and take your shit when you're dead.

>>6346227
>home ec class in school
>spent two whole periods learning how to make cheese and beans on toast

No wonder nobody wants to cook anymore, it was such a fucking horrible class.

>>6345059
I try real hard. I cook a lot and I know most of it doesn't look the best but I'm trying to plate better. Most of what I cook is as homemade as possible because I'm trying to cut premade/processed foods out of my diet.

>>6346246
>internalised misogyny: the post

>>6346223
I've ran into a moment like this recently
I had mad e a feast of sorts on St. Paddies day, last week obviously, and one of the people who showed up was my bosses sister, her daughter and boy friend. Once she had seen what i had put out, she ends up saying something along the lines of "i hate cooking" or "i cant really cook" because she found it "too stressful" and i couldn't help but feel a horrid sense of disappointment. Why is this so common place nowadays /ck/?

>>6346240
that is what happens when the schools are shit.

>>6346246
my nigga
always strive to be better

>>6346266
>tfw never went to a public school

My math teacher was an alcoholic lel

thanks Scotland

>>6343775

>>6346263

Because feminists shame women who want to be stay at home mothers or even for knowing how to cook, that way the work force is doubled our corporate masters can pay less and the government get's more in taxes

For fucks sake I have friends who are proud to exclaim that they can't cook, bitch that is a life skill are you proud you can't swim or ride a bike?

>>6346289
This isn't that bad actually. A lot of people on 4chan have piss bottles.

As a wife and a homemaker, this thread disgusts me.

>>6346290
idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

>>6346318
in what ways?
please elaborate and give hope to the hopeless.

>>6346326
It's the way these girls think that opening a few cans and slopping it onto a paper plate is not just ok, but somehow special. It bothers me that no effort was put into these meals, and yet these girls think they somehow deserve praise for meals I would be embarrassed to serve.

>>6338793
>pan seared

kek

>>6346347
What would you call it? Pan fried?

>>6341508
The saddest thing about this and every other post is that these girls really are trying. It doesn't excuse their lack of basic food preparation skills, but they tried. That's better than can be said for alot of people.

>>6341508
This one looks pretty decent. Chicken schnitzel with rice and some kind of sauce. The presentation is a bit bad.

>>6343462
Sandwich and chips is not cooking,

>>6343868
Looks good.

>>6344539
Looks ok.

>>6344556
Looks really good, no idea why this is here.

>>6346374
>canned corn
>canned green beans
>probably shitty gravy
>looks good

>>6346360
Its redudant and used in context to make it sound more appealing and exclusive.

>>6346447
>pan seared is now a redundant term
dude it's a fried hotdog get over yourself
quit being elitist, let her have some fun

>>6341535
Is it served on a Fucking cutting g board

>>6346294
If by a lot you mean yourself and 10 people on /r9k/, then yeah. A whole bunch.

>>6345835

you shouldn't browse 4chan at work anyway, anon

>>6341809
lol

>>6341809

I don't even know what to feel anymore

>>6342832
the fact that you're this upset over an obvious joke is a little embarrassing

>>6343684

looks like I'm not a lesbian anymore

>>6346361
I respect the fact that they're trying. I mean, when I first started cooking I made some pretty horrendous shit too, and I still cook some horrible looking meals whenever I'm feeling lazy (I ate some cut up hotdogs in rice with gravy poured over it last night since I didn't feel like spending more than 2 minutes to prepare dinner)

The only difference is the lack of self-awareness it takes to show off these abominations online and tag them with #wifeymaterial

>>6343750

that's it, I'm truly quitting being a lesbian

>>6344539
Oh lord

>>6343775

I'm not touching a woman ever again

>>6338847
:D

>>6338793

>>6346289

that's just hikikomori shit. it doesn't compare to the other shit that's been posted

>>6343868

presentation might need work, but I'm sure it tastes great anon.

>>6345115

holy fucking shit, the bacon is a little dark for my taste, but if you gave me that with some strong as fuck black coffee, I'd say you should work in a diner in my town, they always undercook bacon and eggs for my taste.

So is it only girls who post these? I know plenty of guys who are proud of the epic meals they make. They don't tag it #wifeymaterial but I'm sure they must post the pics somewhere.

>>6346439
I'll bet you suck dick you queen

>>6342360
>cook yourself
>super hungover

You're a better man than I m8. can't be bothered to cook anything if super hungover

>>6341809
Laugh, cry, puke? I just don't know anymore.

>>6343684

>>6343821

please tell me this is a troll account

>>6343868

looks good, would wife

>>6347117
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>6345194
ayyy

>>6345115

she must give the best blowjobs

>>6347380

No. She is for real.

>>6345104
Those look fucking awesome.

>>6345104
REEEEEE gimmie!!

>>6347144
>Implying you've touched one at all

>>6341802
This gave me feels

>>6339325
Isn't that the plate that goes in the microwave?

>>6347647
dude, he's going to die. He's signing up to die. You can have his mom, and his crappy decisions in food.

>>6347770
Well, there's always this image to quantify the exact moment you realize you've made a poor decision.

So why is it still widely accepted that women are supposed to be natural cooks when in reality it's men?

>>6343748
>girl collects her period blood and it is seen as liberating and empowerment

>guy collects piss and jizz bottles in his room and it is seen as being ab autistic neckbeard

fucking double standards i swear

>>6338880
Yes, to remind you to never become like this and to eradicate the cancer that is wifey meals.

>>6347858
Not really. We need them because it brings /ck/ closer together to collectively make fun of something, even if it's women, the best chefs in the world. The ones who fed you growing up. The future mothers, the ones who will post on /ck/ in the future will love this slop.

Really? You don't think your mom was shittalked on the internet or the whatever they had in the late 70s?

>>6347147
that's one of the better wifey materia pics i've seen. It's at least edible.

>>6347263
they normally don't tag it as #lookatthisshitijusttook and act all proud.

>>6348099
I think the people who cook professionally are the best chefs in the world and you're also ignoring the dads in our lives that cook, like shit or not. I know my dad was the cook in the family.

>>6348105
Are we ignoring shit like pic related?

>>6341809

>>6348233
God, I hope...

>>6348101
Yeah I kinda agree, though it's still a minimal effort meal. It looks really boring but that's at least better than disgusting.

>>6343716
It's her hymen I think
Like your hymen can get pierced twice so your have a strip of whatever it is in the middle. I assume after a while it keeps tearing and eventually will fall out so it came out during her period.

>>6343821
>I'm a popular and famous tripfag
>popular and famous tripfag
>popular
>tripfag

haha

>>6348284
Well, you don't know a lot about tripfags, probably. You're on /ck/. Some other boards though, my goodness.

>>6348287
Naw I'm a tourist from /mu/ and /int/ and have never witnessed people act positive towards trips

>>6348308
>/mu/
Cuck
Pls
Go

>>6343681
Who gives a shit?

She flips like a retard.

>>6348312
kek'd

>>6343703
>>6343833
kek McKekerson

>>6341508
Supposed to be chicken katsu curry, but looks like baby shit on a tendies.

>>6343112
It's impressive she has this much mobility with Cerebral Palsy, and shows this much self-sufficiency

>>6343523
My God...is that a mashed potato parfait? It's beautiful!

>>6348446
It's a work of art, really. (the trick is when they ask pulled pork or brisket, answer, "both.")

>>6339325
wah lah

>>6347843
I don't know who the fuck would find that empowering, except the smallest group of radical feminazis.

It's not a double standard since 99.999% of people would find both sick and disgusting

>>6348441

Man, I just saw that gif and though she had CP or something jokingly. Then I watched the video..

I have it too, but not nearly that severe, if anything I walk with a limp.

>>6343112
Oh shit! I thought that webm was just a goof of how lousy some people are at flipping pancakes. I'd feel bad for her if I hadn't met so many people with serious physical problems who weren't complete assholes. She seems nice though.

>>6348538
but dat body tho

>>6348570
>dat body doing uncontrollable spasms on top of you

>>6343112
I get she has cerebral palsy, but does she also have some other minor learning disability? Her sentences seemed a bit odd(not her ability to speak), and just some other small things just seemed a bit off.

>>6345102
Why don't you have tinfoil at the bottom? You're giving yourself extra work cleaning that shit.

>>6342944
oh come on man don't pick on the disabled girl, it's not her fault

>>6348603
maybe she's ESL

>>6348639
white knighting misconceived injustices does not get your dick any wetter

>>6341802
lmao what a fucking man child

At home husband here. Made the wife Eggs and Bangers with Irish cream tea. Now im just watching king of the hill and just laughing at theae fucking pictures.

>>6348622
Meh. Havent bought any tinfoil because im waiting for the costco to get built so i can get one of those industrial packs. That and running a bottom plate with a scour pad and soap is a breeze.

I also make this for her when we happen to have bread.
>>6348824
>>6345102
>>6345104
>>6345115

What's with all these plastic plates? How hard is it not not fucking break stuff?

>>6341508
This actually looks like it could be good. I'm going to assume it's similar to lamb palak in that looks like crap, tastes like pure awesome

>>6343750
this is fucking gross. blood makes me faint, i don't care if comes from, i don't want to see it

when i was watching Prometheus I had to pause the movie and go lay down and take steady breathes when she had the alien cut out of her

>>6345162
I cook with my gf too; my gf is so hot!

>>6338794
Did she take a bite out of one of the sausages before serving?

>>6341809
This looks eerily like my student housing. Nijmegen, SSHN?

>>6348956
Kek

>>6348952

It's not really blood, it's dissolving tissue. Except for the pic on the beach, which is blood from the cut on the girl's foot, then she decided to take the photo for lols. I'd actually prefer blood, it's less gross and doesn't smell as bad.

>>6343534

>>6343716
shedded uterine lining from menstruation

>>6342713

>dat chocolate puddin