/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6341170
RIP Broccoli

>>6341172
Its serving a good purpose

woke up drunk and ordered a couple pizzas
gave the guy a 50% tip despite the fact he forgot my coke, that is how beta I am
puked up about 80% of the pizza, was the thickest vomit of my life, I had to cough it out of my throat
hands still smell of banana peppers even though I masturbated and washed up twice since

>>6341198
This is precisly the reason im eating healthier tonight. That was me this whole week lol. Sorry bro

>>6341198
This is an incredibly pathetic and depressing post.

Cmon peeps post some pics of your dinners

>>6341170
Chicken and mushroom pie with mashed potatoes, and roasted leeks. Also gravy. I think I fucked up my pastry; it seems a bit heavy.

For after, ice cream and an orange with honey.
pic is how I want it to be. It's got about 20 mins left. My pastry is simple shortcrust. But i often make it too dry or wet.
my pastry recipe: flour, butter and a pinch of salt. sometimes a small splash of milk.

>>6341366
If it looks anything like your pic it sounds fucking delish

>>6341366
sounds pretty good, I'll live with you if you want some companionship, I'm morbidly obese but I'm white and most of my hemorrhoids go away after a bit

>>6341177
what is that? being an overcooked pile of hot garbage?

>>6341388
Hey there are worse choices for food

Two everything bagels with plain cream cheese. Dessert was some Haribo Happy Cola gummies.

Don't judge me.

>>6341404
No no it sounds tasty

>>6341404
I've shit myself twice today, I'm in no position to judge others

>>6341402
to be honest, i can't argue with that, overcooked broccoli is a healthy choice verses some of the alternative side choices.

A bowl of brown rice and a cup of black coffee. In the process of changing jobs, so I'm trying to skimp to survive til next friday.

>>6341198
a god

>>6341198

are you proud of yourself anon?

>>6341477

if some internet strangers can get a laugh out of my misery I don't mind

my life is actually so pathetic I worry people will think I'm making it up

for instance I;m sitting in a puddle of my diarrhea and unable to summon the will to get up and shower or change the sheets

>>6341502
so fuggen based

>>6341502
Where do you live

>>6341517
Florida, obviously
the southwest part

>>6341527
Seek help mate

>>6341560
What is that?

OP must be on /fit/ food.

Me I'm making pasta with anchovies and broccoli and parmesan. I made the pasta fresh, I roasted the broccoli first, I added fish sauce to the marinated white anchovies. As a side I have castelvetrano olives with roasted brussels and blanched kale in a spicy oil dressing.

>>6341560
Did you sieve your sauce through two progressively finer strainers?

>>6341242
Good effort. Cheese looks a bit sad though.

>>6341617
you can cook for me anytime damn.

>>6341617
The side sounds interesting. I really like castelvetrano olives they have a nice buttery sort of taste and texture. I really have to get round to trying kale.

Fish sticks with tarter sauce, some leftover cornbread, super rice and carrots over some lettuce. Tastes great!

>>6341624
Awe its monterey jack cheese, my favorite

>>6341617
This sounds tasty

Last nights dinner was pic related

>>6341695
What kind of fish is that?

>>6341665
Ah fair enough. Each to his own, I like cheddar on my burgers.

>>6341715
Silver Trevally
The mussells are from Tasmania dunno what sort

>>6341725
I like cheddar too. Tillimook is my flavor, you?

>>6341727
Woah ive never heard of that, what does it taste like?

>>6341655
the fuck is super rice

>>6341772
It's tender and juicy, not too many bones, kinda delicate flavour. I just fried it up with a bit of salt, pepper and flour. Gave it a squeeze of lemon.

>>6341797
That sounds good. Ive been trying different fish to see my favorites. So far its Halibut and Salmon

>>6341560
Uncle John is that you?

>>6341784
We make a cup and a half or two cups of minute rice, then mix in a can of soup, we use cream of mushroom or cream of celery. Then add whatever. We add bacon bits and a packet of those peppers you get from pizza place.

hence souper rice, rather.

>>6341805
>souper
Thats..pretty fucking creative...

>>6341617
Here it is. I forgot to say I added fennel seed to the pasta.

>>6341502
I thought this was funny until the diarrhea part.
Now you're just diaperchu 2.0
I hope you get rectal cancer like him as well.

>>6341170
How can you manage to eat broccoli? It's horrid.

>>6341727
Are you from Tasmania anon?

>>6341880
broccoli, pasta, cheese and fish is goat

>>6341880
Its horrid without garlic salt :/ but its tasty with it! The lemon butter on the fish was also good to dip the broccoli in.

Just heated up 10oz of sausage and some white rice. Kinda a moment of weakness or I would have had something similar to >>6341170 Usually have chicken/tilapia with a green for dinners.

>>6341880
am I minority in always liking broccoli? Literally my favorite green vegetable since childhood.
Most people I know say they wont eat it without cheese/ other unhealthy shit.

>>6341978
I'm a pathetic human being who's had an intense dislike of the taste/texture/smell of vegetables since childhood. Today was the first time I've had them in years in an effort to start to become healthier. I couldn't stomach them without smothering them in garlic sauce. I hate myself.

>>6341170
you think thats bland enough?

>>6342086
oh god and the plate... wtf anon. this is the best bait everrrrr

I stuck 14 uncooked quail eggs in my anus and shit them into my own mouth

>>6341170
Kentucky ham with a few drops of chipotle tabasco on pumpernickel.

>>6342090
Heyy i like my plates! My food didnt taste bland to me :/

>>6342077
Eating them smothered in sauce and unhealthy stuff is a great start! I dont care for veg either :/ but i find ways i like them more than others. One of my favorite green bean recipes has me cook down fresh green beans with tomato paste, water, garlic fresh chopped, salt and pepper. Yuuuuummy!

>>6341978
Cute cat pic btw

Chicken curry.

Marinated some lamb chops in chimmichuri and made some sweet potato and fried rosemary mash.

>>6343168
post recipe pls

>>6341198

>>6341874
His youtube channel is gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idee00HOmSY

>>6341517
i think a better question to ask poster would be, "Why do you live?".

>>6341874
>unless you're an idiot
>dumpster dives for used diapers
>microwaves those used diapers
>wears them
what the fuck am i reading?

>>6341170
hotwings and french fries.

>>6341242
Your bacon isn't cooked.

>>6344888
Thats sexy

>>6344982
Its cooked enough for me :p
Omnomnom

Black beans with some roasted pepper sauce, kale and red cabbage, and a boiled sweet potato with some walnuts on it

I had a gross bar chicken quesadilla that was dropped on the floor

>>6341198
This is me. I crave pizza, then i purposely vomit it to not let my body digest all of that high calorie bullshit.

Ice cream is a good candidate for binge and puke. it comes out easy. Breads (including pizza) are literally a pain to throw up.

>>6345539
Yeah thy never feel good coming back up. Beers the worst when mixed

Im gettin more salmon ck

>>6341978
Sounds very dry.

Also cats can't drink wine. You shouldn't have served it.

>>6341170
the fish, is it a salmon tail, looks well seasoned. Well done.

>>6341366
you better be posting a pic of your dinner!

>>6344888
I have those exact same plates.

>>6349836
>looks well seasoned

Lol, it looks horribly overcooked

>>6349917
yes, but well seasoned.

>>6349962
BTFO
T
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>>6341170
This has been my dinner (with more fish) for the past 3 months plus a shit load of Water and running everyday for 1 hour.

Skins fresh and clear.
Feel great.
Lost some Xmas timber I put on and my original physique is showing.

My gourmet (pronounced gor`met) bbq chicken, mashed potatoes, and dinner rolls. Sprinkled some local cheddar on top because why not.
>veggies
Fuck that rabbit food shit.
>dat plate
It was an inheritance.

>>6341655
why are you soooo faaaat????

Salmon and veggies: it was fucking delicious

>>6341198

and people say this generation has no role models

>>6341170
>tfw this little food and no will never ever be enough for you

>>6342086
>>6342090

shut the fuck up faggots.

>>6341978

you might be in the minority but it's a significant minority. personally broccoli is p much my favourite vegetable i would happily eat more than a head of it every day.

>>6341170
That's salmon? You really fucked that up.

Pancakes & bacon. With lots of maple syrup & butter.

>>6341882
Nah, Melbourne but I love Tasmania

>>6341170

Still can't like mussels no matter how hard I try. Rest of it is delish though.

>>6352644
If that is marinara mix, the mussells may be brined. If that's the case I suggest tasting smoked mussells, or cooking them in the shell in a sauce of your choice. Just be careful not to make yourself sick.

>>6352678

It was a frozen mix because I was feeling lazy and on a budget. Had them loads of times, smoked and fresh, and at best I can tolerate them. I think it's the feel of them when I'm eating more than anything.

>>6352695
>frozen mix
Please please please tell me you don't live in the northeast.

why cant you faggots fucking cook? 90% of the shit posted here is GARBAGE

>>6352716
Post your garbage then, negro.

>>6352712

Britfag. From Waitrose, whos frozen fish is still decent.

>>6352729
Just sayin', frozen mollusk is never good. It's supposed to be cooked alive.

>>6352749
how about i cook you alive?

>>6352752
Have you ever seen a mollusk's brain? It's smaller than the head of a pin. Get fucked, picky eater vegan shit.

>>6352762
calm your shit, faggot

>>6352772
>how about i cook you alive?
This is the autistic over reacting shit.

Not the part where I tell you that they are some of the dumbest animals on the planet who probably don't even experience pain. If you're eating mussels frozen, you can't say you do/don't like them.

>>6352789
ur dumb

>>6352795
Good reply. You got me. I have no response to that.

You fucking idiot.

>>6352800
looks like i won this one :^)

>>6341263
weeaboo pls go

>>6341527
>SW Florida
Tampafag here. We should hang out and be pathetic together. Especially now that it's finally warming up.

>>6341198
>>6341502
>>6341874
>>6344912
It's too early in the morning for this shit

I hope this is an appropriate place to ask.

I live at home with my mom (Im 19) who is an excellent chef, and I cant really cook. I help her out and that and can make a basic meal, but the last time I tried to make my own pasta sauce it turned out horrifically.

Im going overseas later this year to stay with friends for a couple of weeks and would like to be able to cook a couple of meals to help out and show my appriciation.

How, and how long do I need to spend, do I get good enough at cooking so that I can make a nice meal with a reasonably pantry+fridge and just recipies from my head? Is there some fasttrack way to getting this particular skillset?

Chicken hearts and livers goulash, in process.

>>6341263
>stabbing your chopsticks into noodles/rice/anything
Weeb detected. Shamefur disupuray

>>6341843
>that description
>that pic
Damn :(

>>6350341
actually looks pretty good.

>>6350500
salmon is my least favorite fish. I still like it, as I love fish, but I especially don't care for it grilled or baked or fried. smoked salmon I love though... what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>6352644
completely understand why anyone doesn't like mussels

>>6354585
here in the south, we eat livers and gizzards and deep fry em. not bad with some grilled onions.

>>6354861

>salmon is my least favorite fish. I still like it, as I love fish, but I especially don't care for it grilled or baked or fried. smoked salmon I love though... what the fuck is wrong with me?

probably haven't had it cooked very well

>>6354929
This.

He probably overcooks it. Overcooked salmon is worse than overcooked chicken. It's like eating wood pulp.

>>6354861
Stop overcooking your salmon.