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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Jesus Christ Scotland

>> No.6331435

Thought that was a deep fried orange from the thumb and context

Looks fucken rigged

>> No.6331446

>>6331430
Looks like something I would eat and enjoy when I'm drunk.

>> No.6331450

looks like some school lunch shit

>> No.6331458

>>6331446
It is, how can you say no to deep fried pizza when you're drunk
Should've ordered one instead of half
Will report when I'm awake, I'm fucking bloated right now

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>>6331430

>> No.6331486

>>6331458

Crunchy > Deep fried.

>> No.6331522

>>6331468
what kind of sick fuck deep fries a pizza?
because I am going to put his penis in my mouth

>> No.6331553
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>>6331522
Scottish people deep fry everything. Food is fuel there.

>> No.6331670

>>6331430
looks like something the uncultured faggots in the /ck/ challenge would vote to the top

>> No.6331677

>>6331430
Pizza from a paki run Scottish chippie?

>> No.6331790

>>6331553
I should do this, I even have the perfect excuse, with my lack of an oven.

>> No.6332098

deep fried pizza with no batter at all is goat

>>6331468
this, and the kind with the base all fucked up is dogshit

>> No.6332410

>>6331553
Battered sausages are amazing though ya wee southern poof

>> No.6332414

>>6332410
>implying we don't have battered sausages down South

>> No.6332419

>>6332414
>implying there anywhere near as good as ours

get te fuck

>> No.6332562

>>6332410
it's a battered haggis + chips

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>> No.6332616
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Any Scotsbros recognize this? I made it for St Patty's cause its green, even though its Scottish cause fuck Ireland.

>> No.6332619

>>6332616
Nope, I don't.

>> No.6332624

>>6332619
Supposedly is from Crathie. Its a creme de menthe icebox cake with biscuit crust shredded Aero bar on top.

>> No.6332626

>>6332616
I want one

>> No.6332660

>>6332611
Probably should try irn bru next, never had it because all of my friends say it's just awful.

>>6331677
Definitely not paki, probably kebab. One of them looks white though.

>>6332616
Looks good

>> No.6332667

>>6332660
It is awful, don't go near it.

>> No.6332697

In america haggis is packed in condoms.

>> No.6332700

>>6332616
>St Patty's

>> No.6332702

>>6332697
That's because we're so virile and the UK types are overrun by pakis and they can't even speak English in London.

>> No.6332722

>>6331446
>Scots food in general

>> No.6332729
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>> No.6332739

visit scotland
scottish chicks love anal
always ends up messy
realize how more disgusting it is
must be because of the shit they eat

>> No.6332837

>>6331553
>Scottish people deep fry everything
and I thought america was bad about this

>> No.6333133

>>6332729
holly shit i became a vegetarian and that might be what i miss the most
fucking melt slated butter in that shit and omagad i'm salivating like a gagging whore

>> No.6333191

>>6331553
>Food is fuel there.
Then what the fuck is fuel everywhere else? A fashion statement?

>> No.6333201

>>6332729
>Water
>Broccoli
>No Neeps.
Cmon senpai.

>> No.6333262

>>6333191
a lifestyle choice

>> No.6335100

>>6332739
Is this true?

>> No.6335136

>Irn Bru
>It actually tastes like iron
I don't understand why s̶u̶b̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶s̶ Scots drink it so much, it's so bland and doesn't have an enjoyable taste t all, I can't think of anything it would go well with.

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>>6332729
what am i looking at

i need to know

>> No.6335291

>>6335268
HAGGIS

>> No.6335425

>>6331468
>>6332611
Man I want some Bru.

>> No.6335451

>>6335136
>bland.
You can dislike it, and while you're a pleb, you're entitled to your opinion, but to say it's bland is factually incorrect. It's also the best hangover cure in the world.

>> No.6337375

>>6335100
Yes.

>> No.6337385
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6337385

Jesus Christ, England.

>> No.6337459

>>6332729
Where's the mashed potatoes? Where are the neeps? Also, metal ring at the end and obvious plastic casing. cheap supermarket/10.
Go to a proper butchers and buy your haggis as it should be; in a sheep's stomach tied up with string. You fucking barbarian.

>> No.6338743

>>6337459
I used to call an ex-gf neeps sometimes, the look she gave me when I did that was priceless.

>> No.6339044

>>6332702
London doesn't count, the Capital is allways a major target in war, so it makes sense to put all the least likeable twats there, been like that since the Romans turned up

>> No.6339049

>>6337385
parmo's arnt a demonstration of English cuisine, it was invented by an Italian living in ICI-Teesside, and the Smogies are the people that looked at the mould on a cooling tower and gave the world Quorn

>> No.6339051

>>6339044
>thinks London was the capital in Roman times.
Try again Mong Child.

>> No.6339083

>>6339051
i meant herding scum as a human shield around any capital, not that london has been it since then

>> No.6339091

>>6332616
That is grasshopper pie.

>> No.6339157

>>6335291
Is it the condom kind?

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>>6331430
Triggered

>> No.6339194

I don't see a problem here.

>> No.6341461

Scot food best food.

>> No.6342053

>>6331553
>fuel is used to deep fry your food
ftfy

>> No.6342141
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>>6332611

Glorious Irn Bru

I wish they exported, or at least offered an Irn Bru concentrate ... bastards.