/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Once heard of a recipe for "poor man's curry", take boiled rice, copious amounts of ketchup, hot sauce, and anything else you can find and microwave it together.

>>6328446
>tfw I do that

Beggar's Bread Pudding:

>Make cup of ramen.
>Drain it.
>Micowave 99 cent chicken pot pie.
>Pour chicken pot pie onto ramen.
>Get pastry. (Preferably pineapple bun.)
>Rip into small bite size pieces.
>Take any leftover meat and chop into cubes. >(Perferably pork chop, ham, chinese sausage. etc.)
>Chop into cubes.
>Mix it all together.
>Add soy sauce and siracha for taste.
>Enjoy.

>>6328429
You wouldn't have had to spend time in the county, would you?

>>6328429
The problem, OP, is that you, and most people, think that "ghetto food" is cheap. Let's break your dish down, shall we? Cheetos - $1.00. Chili - $2.50 a can, if bought at the corner ghetto liquor store. Same goes for the vienna sausages.The smallest OJ is gonna run about $2.00 as well. We're already at $8.00 without the whiskey, onion, and cheese.

Poverty is extremely expensive...

>>6328539

You can buy a single small bag of Cheetos for 50 cents.

A can of no-bean hotdog chili runs around $0.67 where I am.

A single can of vienna sausage is about 50 cents.

>>6328429
I quite like instant soup mixed with ramen. Makes a thick starchy noodle stew with double the msg.

Super Noodles and a peperami washed down with Smart price lager.

Living the dream

>>6328539
What kind of shithole do you live in where chili is 2.50 a can?

>>6329794

Did you not even read the post you're replying to?

He's talking about convenience store prices--e.g. gas stations--not discount supermarkets. Believe it or not, in many inner city areas there are no supermarkets, only convenience stores. And they easily charge $2.50 for a can of chili.

>>6329803
He never said anything about convenient stores.

>>6329803
Ghetto has more than one meaning. It can mean poor or cheap or improvised.

>orange juice mixed with whiskey

no.

>>6329978
>$2.50 a can, if bought at the corner ghetto liquor store

Man, you need to get your eyes checked. Or your reading comprehension.

>>6328539
>>$2.50 a can, if bought at the corner ghetto liquor store
>>at the corner ghetto liquor store

That's a convenience store bro.

>>6328481
How is this related to bread pudding at all? Rename this.

>>6329984
>Ghetto has more than one meaning.

Yeah, but it's pretty clear what this guy meant:

In many inner-city areas (aka ghettos) there are no supermarkets. There are only convenience stores. They have cigarettes, lottery tickets, beer, "wine", snack food, and a small selection of highly overpriced food items. Convenience stores charge much higher prices than supermarkets would. Therefore, something that might appear to be very cheap if purchased from a normal supermarket is actually a lot costlier in those areas.

>>6328429
>that mug
can you be any bigger of a faggot?

>>6330034
I like drinking out of mason jars. They hold more and are a thicker glass.

>leftover rice
>slice some chicken breast
>WOK that shit
>Dijon mustard

Been doing it for years.

ok. white bread, potted meat, salami bermuda onion, cheap swiss,mayo, dill pickle. to drink, a rootbeer float. ( a n a& w plus butter pecan ice cream) actually pretty good.

chili can, black bean can, chorizo (1$ each item) = lunch for a week. serve over rice, crackers, cheese

bread, water tuna can, mayo, half a lemon, add some spices you like= tuna sandwhich

buy spam, cut into slices, fry em, serve over rice, bread, toast,

i buy all this at the 99c store. i live off can food. i am disgusting.

I made muenster, sharp white, and sharp yellow cheddar mac and cheese the other day. Used the random spaghetti and egg noodles I had in my pantry, mixed in Nathan's sausages and shallots that I fried in bacon grease, and then baked it with a crust of crushed cool ranch doritos and parmesan on top. I used nice ingredients and made a roux and everything but it was still trashy as fuck. Easily 4000 calories but we drunkenly destroyed it in an hour.

It doesn't get much cheaper than this shit. Pic very much related: An egg in a piece of bread that has a fucking hole cut in it.

>>6330110
Fuck you Europe. That is crimes against humanity right there.

>>6328429
Fried bologna on toast with spicy brown mustard.
Its just so fucking good.

Also, hot dogs split down the middle with mashed potatoes inside of them with cheese on top.

>>6330114
What?

>>6329794
Wow, where do YOU live?
Texas Pete is the cheapest shit I can find and its still $1.75
Hormel and chiliman are both over $2.
Lord knows if you buy something like Skyline or Steak and Shake its close to 5$

I guess I shouldnt be surprised with illinois though, I pay 10.25% local sales tax.

>>6330028
>Yeah, but it's pretty clear what this guy meant

Yeah, and you didn't fucking get it. The theme is 'cheap, disgusting food that you love'. His intent was very clearly that and not literally 'food that you get in the inner city'.

Hell, if the guy's drinking orange juice and whiskey then he's probably a fucking southerner.

>>6330415
I fry up an egg and put it on bread with a kraft single.Its alright if your fridge is pretty empty.

>>6330470

Western Kentucky. Picture was taken inside a Wal-Mart in Muhlenberg County.

Didn't know food prices in Illinois were so high.

>>6330480
I live decently close to chicago, minimum wage is $9.25. Im sure its just all relative.

>>6330415
i lived for this shit when I was a kid

>>6330488
Minimum wage around here is $7.25 right now.

They just passed a new bill that's gonna raise the minimum to $10.00 by 2017. I'm sure that means food prices are gonna explode.

>>6330469
Mac & cheese, chicken nugger, and burger casserole?

>>6330497

>>6330512
I buy Hungry Mans when they are on sale, im ashamed every time I eat them and they are never satisfying.

>>6330539

I don't think there's a thing in the world more depressing than eating a Banquet frozen meal.

>>6328429
>campbell's "oriental" canned soup
>crushed pringles potatoes chips from thailand.
>albacore canned tuna in polysaturated oil
>add together with water.
>boil.

If the vegans on /ck/ eat this, I will lick their assholes.

I still can't believe people put that shit in their mouths.

>>6330697
Potatoes, gravy, and cheese?
Doesnt sound weird to me.

>>6330591
>vegans
>tuna
Is there something I'm missing here?

>>6330712
Maybe he means vegetarians, some of which eat fish and arent so strict?

>>6330709
Frog internet defense force pls go

hard pretzels put cheap shredded cheese on top broil then add mustard then enjoy your burps

>>6330724

How the hell is that a breakf-

>99p

Oh. So, are baked beans and sausage a common breakfast thing across the pond? I don't know much about English food.

>>6330737
It's half a full English in a tin.

>>6330415
this shit is good as fuck though

Im going to be eating a lot of-
>fajita meat and rice
>chicken nuggs and rice
is there anything I can do with the nuggs to make them less dry?Or am I better off just eating fajitas&rice?

>>6330559
>lunchmeat with croutons
>side dish of pure ice
i'd eat the peas

>>6330724
Never had the stones to try one of those? Looks absolutely foul tbh.

When I get drunk I just microwave a frozen chicken beast

>>6330802
And

Wa LA !!!

>>6330807

srs question...is there any Indian food that doesn't look like poop and give the diner liquid shits?

>>6330815

You know it kinda looks like a street hookers beat up, tired, disease infested vagina...not that I would know anything about that.

>>6330737

yeah, how weird! beans and sausage? That doesn't look like a McGriddle at all!

>>6330823
It smells even worsr

>>6330823
that could easily apply to: >>6330794

>>6330835

It's like this dude has never been with a hooker

>>6330849
you're tight I havent.

should I have?

>>6330858

how else are you going to get your peepee wet?

>>6330840
I miss living in Hawaii...

>>6330811
Fuck you, those smiley face fries are bomb.

>>6330738
Fuck off Fairy bread is tits

>>6328481
>bread pudding
wut

>>6332669
>>6332671
these two almost made me vomit

>>6330724
Every weekend music festival I go to I have one or two of these and a couple of tins of Stagg chili. They're great drunk food, hangover food, and the kind of thing to make you realise how much you miss fresh fruit and vegetables.

>>6330110
I'm ashamed to be English today.

>>6332723

id tear that shit up bretty gud tho

must be the photo doing it. if i see it IRL i might have second thoughts

as a main dish

>>6332740
With feta cheese and some chicken breast on that, great meal.

>>6330110

>>6330038
that is a plastic insulated cup made to resemble a glass mason jar. Because of Walmart and Duck Dynasty

>>6330114
>THE ENTIRE CONFECTION

>>6330420
i love me some chili on top of sgetti but fuck that 2 pounds of cheese

>>6330470
the prices are even cheaper here in western NY

walmart generally has hormel chili for US$1.00 all day every day

>>6330559
when wally world has them for US$0.67 i get like fucking ten then my wife and i just fucking hate on eachother while we eat them for dinner.

normally i think they're .88, which isn't worth the shame

>>6330697
prepacked poutine?

nope.

>>6332743
ok, that would change the situation

there's a lot of #wifeymaterial itt

>>6330420
Oh god I fucking love skyline.

Sometimes when I'm drunk I just boil some pasta and eat it plain out of the strainer with my hands.

So good.

>>6330828
lmao, the fun part is I bet more brits eat McGriddles for breakfast, than have beans and sausage. Quit acting so high and mighty, the entire world is addicted to fast food.

>>6334015

You can't even get McGriddles here, fuckwit

>>6334015
im british but i havent ever seen a mcgriddle in my life and had to google it

plus most people here probably have nothing or toast or cereal most days and a full english or something containing beans and sausages is probably only for the weeked

>>6333973
Oh god. I can picture it, some neckbeard bathing in the sickly light of his computer monitor hunched over a bowl of plain spaghetti shoving fist after fist of it into his face.
This made me laugh.

>>6330420
want some food with that cheese sir?

>>6328429
anything german is absolutely gross

>>6330846
if you're talking shit about billy bear im going to have to smack you m8

>>6330724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aueah-mOjDI

>>6332815
order up some more beer, use that bitch for soakage and dont look back

>>6329803
>Believe it or not
>or not
>not
that was easy, and since i live in NYC i can categorically state you're full of shit when you say there aren't cheap groceries on every god damn corner

>>6334211
his computer dies and he is left staring into his own reflection. saddened for a second, he shovels another gargantuan fist of spaghetti into his mouth and continues.

"tastes so good" he says to himself.

Death Casserole

>2 cups rice, cooked
>can of cream of something soup
>can of black beans
>leftover chicken scraps
>salsa from jar
>sour cream
>pepper, chili powder, cumin
>mix them together into a vaguely pink mass
>bake covered at 350 for 45 minutes
>last five minutes put shredded cheese on top so it melts in the oven
>consume, and wonder where your life went so terribly wrong

>>6328429
>go to convenience store that sells cooked hotdogs
>buy two dogs, apply toppings
>buy two individual packs of string cheese
>Put string cheese between the dog and bun then close the foil satchel
>string cheese gets nice and warm

>>6328429
Pic related.
It's called kapsalon, it's fries with döner meat, lettuce, cucumber, tomato and cheese.
It's terrible and i love it when i'm drunk.

>>6334587
It's usually drenched in garlic sauce en sambal (hot sauce).

>>6334587
We have that here in dc the fries just come separate from the doner meat.

>>6334587
>>6334593
Fuck you this looks delicois

>>6334701
Then makes some, it's not that hard.

>boil small bundle of spaghetti
>drain, rinse, set aside.
>boil cup of water
>add bullion cube
>add sriracha
>add spaghetti
>throw in peas, green onions, meat, tofu, whatever you have laying around and

Ah fuck, I made another gourmet masterpiece. Goddammit.

>>6330420
I had some tonight. Live two minutes walk from a Skyline. Was delicious.

Panzer Stew

>get onion
>chop up said onion
>shove half a stick of butter in a frying pan
>add chopped onions
>now boil a cube of beef boulion
>put buttery onions into the broth
>add a ton of flour to thicken
>chop up potatoes, add potatoes
>let it simmer for 20 mins
>season with whatever the fuck you want
>nom

It's literally like crack for a drunk person. I've burned my tongue licking the pot dry.

>>6334388
>obviously british frozen meal
>company is called yankee, logo is a bastardization of the murrkkka flag

Dang, britbongs..
What exactly is a doner kebab anyway? I mean I know what a kebab in general is, but...

Yes, I know spoilers don't work on /ck/.

>>6335147
At that point you should just make a roux out of the butter onion mixture.

>>6334594
Then it's not a fucking kapsalon, is it?

Went out to my dad's place last night and had a trailer trash feast. This is cheap ass pork marinated in Italian dressing and cooked on the smoker wrapped in foil pouches

>>6336340
The pork was served with baked potatoes, corn and muenster cheese that was all cooked in the smoker. The block of muenster was put in for about 20 minutes. It melts a little but absorbs tons of smoke flavor. And yes, we were using that spoon to cut off chunks and eat it as a side dish.

>>6336340
lol trailer trash do not use spices and fresh onion and garlic lmfao u fucking retarded nigger. alsoo dont have fancy smokers they just use a fire and some recycled metal to contain smoke or a car.lol

Footlong spicy Italian
On Italian bread
Pepper jack
lettuce
A lot of onions
"jalapeños, just keep putting them on until you can barely close it."
"more"
"more"
Drench that in vinegar
>be ordering sandwich with new employee, doesn't even know the cheeses yet.
>some one else comes out of the back.
>"what did you do! Thats not even food, They cant eat that!"
>"thats what I asked for"
Their face was priceless.

>>6334928
thats not spaghetti noodles its udon fool alos bet u didnt cook it since you dont even know the name of the noodles

>>6336535
Not that guy but, where do you live? In Southeastern Louisiana every middleaged or older coonass,redneck, and black within a 150 mile radius of here has a smoker nicer than his car and trailer or camp shack.

>>6336551
lol all the ones i see on tv make there's cuz they are not retards and need to buy that shit lol. its easy.

>>6336551
search home made smoker most are recycled kegs garbage cans or barbecues also most are way bigger

>>6336551
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9a/59/52/9a5952d3f6881f30a51c4d752134c58b.jpg

http://www.fabartdiy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/FabArtDIY-Metal-Drum-Projects14.jpg

http://www.dansdepot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMAG0323-1.jpg

the first and second one are the same guy but second link shows it in the making

>>6336535
>>6336552
You type like a retarded nigger

>>6336565
atleast im not a retarded nigger. like you fat ass welfare looking nigger. lol didn't know this was an esay for punctuation. i was pretty sure it was the internet on a site where a bunch of poor fags make up words cuz they don't know enough words.

>>6336573
you forgot to add a /smh at the end of your sentence boo

>>6336535
There was no spice, fresh onion or garlic. Where are you seeing that in my pics? The only seasoning was Italian dressing. I poured some of the marinade on my potato. The smoker is home made from a barrel. This is a trailer park, we're not homeless.

>>6330559
I feel like there's something in the food that makes me depressed; the effect is so strong.

Microwave mac and cheese is the same way

>>6330420
All these people from Cincinnati. I'll take Goldstar ANY day over Skyline.

>>6330828

The sausage? I get that. It's the baked beans that's weird to me.

My usual breakfast consists of oatmeal with sliced fruit and a glass of milk. If I'm feeling indulgent? Full southern breakfast.

>>6334596

I love these more than I care to admit.

Alright, nigga, here's what'cha gonna need.

>1 pack of chicken ramen. Don't matter what brand, I go Maruchan.
>Sriracha. You should have this in your kitchen at all times.
>Two eggs.
>Soy sauce (low sodium 'cause shit, this is too much sodium as it goddamn is)

1.) Cook the noodles in 2 cups water on your stove. Boil until you can separate the noodles with a fork.
2.) Add in your seasoning packet, your soy sauce, and as much sriracha as you want. I use a lot.
3.) Crack your two eggs directly into the soup.
4.) Let the eggs poach until the whites are solid but the yolk is still runny.
5.) Quickly remove from heat, stir with fork so the liquid yolk mixes with the soup. The yolk thickens up the broth and makes it delicious.
6.) Eat it straight out the pan, no bowl needed.

There ya go. Cheap as hell and you'll be fine as long as you ain't on a low-sodium diet. I call it The Orange Bowl.

>>6337078

Also, pro tips. Eat with both a fork and a spoon. That broth is delicious.

Also, goes well with bread. Like...any bread. Bunny bread? Hawaiian roll? Whatever. Anything that soaks up the juices.

>>6328429
I'd fucking eat it if I could find some canned chili

>>6330415
It... doesn't fall apart when eating?

>>6330512
I can't stand that onion. It looks like some disgusting larvae or earthworm.

>>6328429
>ITT: Disgusting food

Anything made by black people.

https://instagram.com/cookingforbae

>>6334596
Bitch please, you get to build your own fucking meal. That shit is so mad.

>>6336178
It's German dip shit

To Germans American is sterotyped as very large and having a lot

American immiges are used a lot in German advertising

>>6330110

>>6337439

This is worse than American hot pockets.

>>6337283
i didnt ask for this

>>6337283
I just ate two $.99 store brand microwave burgers with A1 and Mayo.

>tfw poor
Feels bad man

>>6334609
>cookie is in ketchup
rustled.

>>6337194
Why do you think egg is used as a binding agent in every recipe ever?

>>6337298
I have seen horror today. I opened the page and beheld it in terror for time feeling beyond measure which was surely but a minute. The sins of man and beast hath wrought foul creations that would surely make the shadows of the elder gods recoil. I can even smell some of them, though cannot accurately label certain sights as flora or fauna.
They appear... twisted to uncertain ends, works of crazed folk wishing to satisfy their hunger yet not knowing properly how. Madmen knowing not the names of the beasts they summon, instead inventing words both great and terrible as to label the things which should never have been. They understand not what will break their desires and so put strange items never wanted in places of honor, seeking succor that will never be granted. Some of these subjects I might have once recognized, yet I fear to examine the possibilities lest I come to understand how the objects of a world I've loved became the things I see before me.
Today I stared into the face of horror.
It asked me if I was hungry.

>Look what you did! I had to writefag about this, and now I've sent it to another cook friend whom I know without a doubt is boiling with rage at the sight of first page.

>>6337298
>>6337629
Also,
>black people
clearly racist, and also clearly incorrect looking at enough posts, but is distinctly the reason I decided to go with a shitty imitation of Lovecraft for it.

As for the thread, I like to make a gigantic batch of black beans with a metric shitton of shitty bacon, jalapenos, and a minor shitstorm of whatever else is around. Then freeze half of it, make a bigass batch of rice, and live off that shit for about a week or so. At least during my poorest times.

>>6328429
everything about that is disgusting. go get some self respect

>>6328429
>"cooking" with cheetos
americans are fucking disgusting

>>6330415
how do i make this? plz post vertical

>>6328429
Wow dude.

>>6337646
>American recipe
>It calls for a topping of crumbled cheetos

>>6337646
>implying most americans do this
fucking eurofag

>>6337629
Fuckin kek
Saved m9

>>6334587
kankerlekker