/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>6325837
WOOWOOWOO! Hope this thread really swings gyang! No sign of Ladytrayce in the last video. Ken however does still some influence on our boy Joey, judging by him having the removal of the tax evader pun comments removed. Is Ken the end boss on the quest to make Joey great?

>>6325837
jesus christ when he is opening the sandwich and showing it off i threw up a little bit in my mouth

Last thread mentioned his video where he impersonated Rocky Balboa and he did a Rocky Balboa impression in this video. Joey clearly reads these threads and loves us all WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>6325902
You're a baby.

>>6325907
just don't like seeing some fat man's hands fondle the insides of a sub sandwich.

Has joey lost it?

>>6325837
>implying joey threads are about food/cooking and not really about some fat slob attention whore.

>>6325912
Then don't watch it, little girl.

>>6325872
I think she (its really Ken) finally gave up

>>6325922
i don't know what a video contains until i watch it. can i call you daddy?

>>6325914

He never had it.

>>6325930

Will you let me spank you?

I don't understand the purpose of these threads.
Is /ck/ giving this man attention in return for the glee of watching him eat himself to death?

>>6325924
Nope, she's at it again. Although this time she seems less interested on toning him down. Has she finally givin up? Did we win?

>>6325986

yes

>>6326016

she's just taking a different approach. She has the same goal in mind. Good thing Joey has Ken as a responsible role model to look up to so he doesn't fall into the succubus'es trap.

>>6325986
Pretty much.
It's like the kid who sat at the cool kids table only for their entrainment by making him do ugly shit.

>tfw that used to be me.

>>6326016
She's up to something. That said, I do want to see new mashups.

>>6325916
>implying joey threads are about food/cooking and not really about some fat slob attention whore.
I believe you're looking for the /ken/ threads anon, he's the real attention whore.
Ken is the cancer and Joey is the cure.

watching fat people eat is disgusting

>>6326155
I'm pretty sure every future Broey started off disgusted with Joey
You'll get over it soon

>>6326149
i never really noticed before, but ken is a big guy

he should probably lay off the fast food for a bit.

>>6326034
You do know that Ken is trying his hardest to fuck Joey over right? Ken is secretly throwing every other reviewer under the bus trying to get his vids more views, He also writes all of this effort off on his taxes. Ken writes off his internet bill as a business expense because he uses it to fuck over competition.

Someone explain Joey to me. What's the appeal?
I haven't watched his videos yet.

>>6326170
ken is love
ken is life

>>6326237
there really is no appeal.

these threads are ironic.

>>6326237
There isn't!!! These "Broeys" are just trolls trying to make a joke of him! He's been working really hard to find a new balance for his channel, but these trolls are ruining it!

>>6326237
>Someone explain Joey to me.

How does one reduce a whole person down to a single explanation? I can no more explain Joey than I could explain to you the universe and all that it is, all that it could be, and all that it will be.

>>6326246
>>6326243
Ken pls.

>>6326016
wow shes still trying to tell joey how to run his channel

really thought she finally gave up, but I guess not

>>6326260

>canadian jew who writes off fast food as a buisness expense

ehhhhh lmao

put the CC on, it's hilariously bad

>>6326243
you need to stop saying that buddy :)

>>6326274

>>6326237
>Someone explain Joey to me
You might as well ask me to describe the essence of music, or the color of starlight!

>>6326642
that fisheye lens shit has to go

>>6326647
That piece of shit Ken has to go

>>6325837

Joey, baby, you need to do for me

I want more cooking vids, you are so cool and relaxed and I love watching a pro work.

I know iut's your shitty house kitchen and not a great set up but I want you to show me how to cook.

roast chicken or lasagna, that's what I'm asking please? Or you pick, you know what you like, please make more cooking vids, they are really good your charisma really comes through

please, Joey. roast chicken or a lasagna? any way you like to make them.

>>6325986

he's actually lost about 50 lbs since he started, thanks to us. the difference in his energy and activity is kind of phenomenal. another 100 lbs would probably save his life and let him see 80 years old

>>6326962

i guess a life saved ironically is still a life saved nonetheless. good work you weirdos

>>6326962
This! We need him healthy!

#WeightlossWorldTour

>>6325842
*susscribe

>>6326237
Started off as a joke, because the fat oaf is terrible.

At this point, it's heading in the direction of /pol/ and bronies, where what started off as a joke inexplicably produces genuine admirers.

>>6325837
>see this guy memed forever
>finally watch 5 seconds of this new video
>he's obviously gay and feminine as fuck
>close video

disgusting.

>>6327100
Of course he's gay.

He's like the /ck/ version of Scooby!

Only, where Scoob is a gay jewbag, Joey is a gay mexican.

>>6327100
>>6327120
Joey aint no gay! Joey lays the pipe on bytches daily! He currently trying to bone Giada.

>>6327009
Joey is already getting healthy, sort of. We should be starting #FindJoeyAWife campaign

>>6327120
I left 4chan because I offended Scooby in one of his /fit/ threads and realized I had to stop romantically badgering that hunk online.
Finding out he was gay was pretty depressing because I'm selfish about big hunks.
I miss this place.

>>6327148
Giada is the only woman worthy of wifey status for our buy Joey.

>>6327120
>>6327175
wait is scooby really gay

source for this info plz

>>6327178
He states he's gay on his webpage in his bio. It's never been a secret, just nobody bothered to read it.

>>6327178
First indication was in a blog post where he said "I'm a black gay jew... well, two of the three"

Now he outright says in his bio that he has a husband.

he looks a lot skinnier now

I love joey

>>6327350
me too! WOOWOOWOO!

>>6327100

>Being gay is the most disgusting thing about a 400lb man who eats party-sized bowls of "cheese" for strangers on the internet

Get your priorities together.

Daily reminder that Ken is white, responsible, and has a child, proving that he has had sex at least once. He is superior to Joey in every way, aside from girth.

I see you windin’ and grindin’ up on the floor
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

>>6327686
Go away Ken.

>>6327686
He's also an attention whore, and criminal.

"I'm Italian"
What the fuck? Didn't he say he was Mexican before?
Oh well. No big deal.

But 9 dollars and some change for a six inch sub and a drink? The fuck???? Hell no. Subway is shit tier deli food.

Subway. Get fucked.

Joey got beetus.

>>6327758
He's half Mexican and half Italian

That's why we're not watching Josè's Super Cool Food Reviews

>>6327681
No matter how people want everything to be tolerated, being straight will always be superior to being gay.

>>6327788
That actually makes perfect sense. But still, why the fuck is subway charging so damn much for paper thin meats and shit tier condiments and toppings?????

>>6327758
>Hernandez
>Italian
Maybe he's mixed breed.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678

>>6327681
Imagine how unappetizing gay sex with Joey would be-- even for a full on homosexual!

There's no way he can properly clean out his anus.

>>6327175
I'm a big guy BB....just sort of th will ferrel kind of big. We should have /ck/ babbies.

>>6327827
>There's no way he can properly clean out his anus.
I don't want to learn anything else about gay sex.

>>6327834
Did you assume homosexuals didn't clean before performing sodomy?

I'd guess some might not, but damn, would that be messy as fuck.

Damn, hes looking a lot better. I hope he keeps it up the weight loss and gets a GF soon ;_;

>>6327852
I thought he has a wife and kid?

>>6327855
Pretty sure he still lives with him mum.

Guys, should we really be considering helping Joey get a GF? If he got one then he wouldn't have as time for his gyang. We need to keep him all for ourselves.

>>6327858
He does. Also, he likes it in the bum, as has been established in this ITT thread.

>>6327864
I want to see Joey do a review on eating pussy, with the mickey mouse hat of coarse. WOO WOO!

>>6327788

>Half wop
>Half beaner

Its like he was genetically engineered to be a cook

>>6326165
>ken is a big guy
For you.

>>6326165
holy fuck we should troll ken videos like ladytrayce

tell him how to act, eat healthy, etc.

What other food reviewers do broeys like?

I'm a Robert Dyer fan myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qDrIuPdaW0

>>6327996
Nah, we should leave a bunch of comments using the words "taxes" "taxing" "write off" "evading" ect. ect. He hates that shit. But be cleaver about it. He knows he could get in serious trouble with the government if they find out about his scam he has going.