/ck/ - Food & Cooking

They're usually born that way.

>>6319289
Stick ham in a roll.

you got this from facebook, you absolute madman hahaha!

its supposed to look like vaginas....right?

>Having an outie vagina

>>6319348
>not enjoying the meat sails like god intended

>>6319289

Are you going to feck it?

>>6319352
>being with a woman who is so loose her vag is sticking out

not a word.

How is vaggina formed?

>>6319352
Yeah, no one enjoys that shit. All that means is you got mad mileage.

>>6319512
>>6319465
Stick with cooking boys. Fucking doesn't make you have an outtie vagina. I'm a nurse and see naked people too often

>>6319512
ppl still believe this old wives tale ......

>>6319554
>female
opinion discarded for personal bias

>>6319554
Tell us about the times you masturbate to what you've seen as a nurse you kinky slut

>>6319563
Nurses have to be female eh?
>>6319565
It isn't sexy at all m8

>>6319569
>not having a piss/scat/gore fetish
fucking normalfags

>>6319465
>>6319512
It has nothing to do with sex, it just means you were born with longer labia.
Agree that roast beef vaginas look fuckin gross though.

>>6319289
Try not to eat the fun size ones.

>>6319575
>normalfags
N O R M I E
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why is r9k leaking again

>>6319810
go back to /r9k/ quarantine zone.

>>6319289

I didn't realize it's summer already

>>6319569
Depending on your country or state, most statistics would agree you're probably a female if you only become a high paying nurse, most women are smart enough not to shorten their life span by accepting the stress of being a surgeon. Men also have the tendency to be fairly weak constitutions when it comes to being a nurse.

>>6319569
I'd have to say it's usually more comedic
My mom used to come home with stories of a doctor coming in,
>"Is this for me?"
>Mom looks at the doc, "I don't know do you need it?"
>silence for a moment as the room realizes the doctor is referring to a man's penis nestled in a Tupperware container in ice.
>The voices in the man's head said he had to cut it off.

>>6319465
Are you a virgin or something? Labia minora has nothing to do with "tightness"

Also "tightness" has nothing to do with sex frequency, it's everything to do with lubrication.

I love meat flaps. Innies are weird.

>>6321248
This.

Child bearing does fuck up a vagina though.

>>6319289
first, the sandwich has to have daddy issues, then around 13 or 14 the sandwich will jump on the cock carousel, then after a decade or so, around 25 or 26 the sandwich will look to settle down.

>>6321455

No one has natural birth anymore.

>>6322538
My girlfriend had a healthy natural birth

>>6321455
And no, it didn't

>>6321420
meat flaps are disgusting used whore tier

>>6321455
>>6323213
http://www.babycenter.com/404_will-my-vagina-stay-stretched-out-after-delivery_1156123.bc

>>6319320
Oh anon... Lonely wizard tier unlocked?

>>6319465
>all these female posters defending loose vags

lmao

>>6323219
They refuse to understand basic anatomy+biology

Many women after birth go to a "new normal", so yes ladies, fitting a living creature does affect you vagoo.

That's not to say it ruined forever, but yes it does change.

>>6323212
I bet she's a burlesque dancer, do you have a handlebar mustache and a secret recipe for sriracha beer battered tacos?

>>6323225
>shitposting this hard

I'm impressed.

>virgin autists everywhere

Wtf /ck/

>>6319512
it's called a labia and everyone with a female reproductive system has one

>>6323225
well done, friend.

>>6319297
What a legend!

>>6323225
>>6323217
She had one tear, it was stitched and healed, I got to refit it like a glove or a fresh blocked hat, and no, it was her first kid, she was a few days overdue, I'm a standard blond athletic nerd, she's native american and german. I work, she lives and raises our daughter.
>Now quit shit posting
Ya' bidch ass nigguh

>>6323224
That's not really what people are talking about though. People are saying that having sex doesn't just alter the shape and look of your vagina.
Jerking off more than normal doesn't make your pisshole turn inside out, so why would it on a girl?

>>6319289
First find some white hot dog buns, the supermarket usually has them. Then some type of whatit looks like processed meat, so just go to the deli and buy something that looks similar, deven or soccer ham or whatever, this one looks square. Then cut the buns and fill it with your deli meat, with a bit overhanging. Also if it's bland the traditional ham sandwich has either tuna oil or sardine oil brushed over it for a fishy taste.

>>6319348
reverse search that pic
chortle.

>>6319289
Btw both will taste the same om nom.

>>6323451
both are equally disgusting, on opposite poles.

>>6323718

found the faggot.

>>6323988
found the tasteless

>>6323998

>hurr durr i'm so smooth

topkek. stay mad, and go suck more cocks. clearly they satisfy you.

>>6319289

>>6324012

reminds me of this chick

>>6319289

i see what you did there