/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Pork heart marinaded in black bean paste, sauteed with onions, baby criminals, onion, and gai-lan.

With vinegared sticky rice.

Potatoes. Just boiled potatoes. Husband is out of town, I'm sad and I have no energy. So potatoes.

>>6306986
throw some salt and pepper and some butter at that shit when it's done, and viola you've got butter potatoes

>>6307005
Well, I did add salt. I'm not stupid. I just didn't feel like cooking anything.

Breakfast for dinner!

Scrambled eggs on a toasted flat bagel with spinach and lox
a sliced up apple
a large spoon of greek yogurt

I'm a lazy fuck, i know...

>>6306976
Used some leftover steak in some scrambled eggs with peppers and mushrooms - kind of turned out poorly

Waiting for my shrimp to defrost so I can make stir fry

>>6307008
well the way you said it and with hubby out of town I thought maybe it was a depression meal

>>6307009
looks good but I woulda gone with a green apple

>>6306986
Hey baby. Drop me a line and I'll take away that depression, with muh dick.
Unless you're fat, in which case gtfo. You sound fat because you eat potatoes.

>>6307013
>I thought maybe it was a depression meal
Oh it is. He left yesterday morning, I had cupcakes for dinner last night. So I'm watching what I eat until he gets home. Hence plain boiled potatoes (no butter) for dinner.

>>6307009
Don't call that custard looking shit greek yogurt.

>>6307020
You're sweet. However, I'm happily married.

>>6307040
Huh? Its legit greek yogurt. I got it from some Mennonite family farm that runs a dairy. Eggs were also from them(free range and all that shit)

I made a batch of yellow rice and red kidney beans with sausage and chicken couple days ago. I'm gonna heat some of that up in about an hour. It came out pretty damn tasty.

Made myself a small batch of fried oysters.
>took bf out for Wendy's earlier after work and threw up my spicy chicken and fries

Got a lasagna in the oven. Yeah.

Ive got some chicken breasts i trimmed last night. So im just going to season and chop em up in some fried rice with onions. How does /ck/ make their fried rice?

Tacos.

just simple soft tacos. meat, lettuce, cheese, sour cream and pic related(shits pretty damn good)

>>6307050
Bruh the consistency looks all wrong. What did you do with it?

>>6306982
>baby criminals

noice

boiling up some frozen spinach dumplings, and gonna make some pork fried rice (weebish, fuck you anyway)

>>6307074
Theres a tbsp of honey mixed into the jar(like 650ml) which i guess effected the texture... Honestly, it looked and tasted almost the same to those oikos tubs.(though not as sweet)

An absolute buttload of italian style pasta salad.

and maybe left over queladillas

A bowl of nacho cheese sauce

The dinner of champions

Leftover chicken curry. Made with ginger, garlic, paprika, a little cayenne, cardamom, cumin, and fennel seeds. Holy shit, it is so much better on the third day than it is on the first. I could eat that three-day-old sauce every day and not get sick of it.

Beer.

Pussy and pork chops.

Also have a bunch of green beans in the fridge, so will have to do something with them tomorrow.

beans, cabbage and rice

Homemade Enchiritos.
WAAAAYYYYY better than the original in taste and ingredients. (Even though it looks the same)

>>6306976
Spaghettini alla putanesca. Very good, one of my go-to meals.

jar of aldi hot red pasta sauce
ground beef
onions
that preminced garlic slop
oregano
pepper
some jarred mushrooms
spaghetti

meh

>>6307041 #
No woman is happily married.

You were born with the lizard brain urge to find as many partners as possible.

Your genetic imperative is to cuck your husband.

>>6307924
Just because you can't handle being in a long term relationship doesn't mean nobody else can. That's called projecting, buddy.
From: another happily married anon

>>6307866
I don't understand these. Do soggy tortillas taste good?

Seems like it would be a lot simpler to just have a bowl of whatever is inside, I assume some kind of chili, and have a nice slice of bread on the side.

Crazy mexicans.

>>6307866
you used pre shredded cheese didn't you

Medium-rare steak topped with sautéed mushrooms. Asparagus and a twice baked potato.

country fried steak with mashed potatoes and corn. I fucked up the gravy but it was good without it.

Gonna have a left over one with a fried egg for breakfast.

>>6307937
The first time you suck a dick that's not your boyfriend or husband's, you get a rush you've never had before. A euphoria. Because you know you're living out your biological purpose.

You know it's true.

>>6307946
Nope. That there, sir, is Tillamook Special Reserve sharp cheddar. Shredded on my dangerous, finger biting Oneida cheese grater.

>>6307924
>hitting on a woman through 4chan


you pathetic double retard

>>6307956
>again with the projecting.
Look, how many times do you need to be told? Just because you like sucking as many dicks as possible, that doesn't mean everyone does. You remind me of this fag I used to know who thought that everyone was actually secretly gay.

Lovegravy.

>>6307942
The tortilla actually isn't soggy. Once it was filled, I grilled it so the outside was crispy and golden brown. THEN put the sauce and cheese on. So, when you cut into it, the tortilla is still crisp. By the time I got to the last bite, it was starting to get soft, but it wasn't soggy by a long shot.

>>6307959
well I stand corrected
and that's a really great cheese too

Single serving cottage pie with minced chuck, fresh veggies (peas, carrots, and sweet corn), and cheddar sour-cream mashed potatoes.

>>6306986
Can we see your tits

>>6308057
No. This isn't /b/, I'm not a cam whore.

Todey reheated couscous-casserole, but tomorrow I'll make some spinach lasagna.

I went to the local microburgery and had a burger with pepperjack, onion straws, avocado and mayo. It was good but came out to like 17 bucks with fries and a drink. Fucking hipsters don't know how to price food.

A bean and rice burrito.

I make a 'spanish' rice by frying the rice with Tabasco buffalo sauce, Taco sauce, and some regular Tabasco If I want it spicier.

then re-fried beans, shred lettuce, sour cream, and some Mozzarella. It actually turns out real nice with the flavored rice.

>>6308104
>/ck/
>a woman
you wouldn't happen to be hearts would ya?

>>6309105
hearts dies in that gook tsunami a few years back

>>6309111
well shit, guess that explains why there was no advent cookbook thread last december

>>6309105
No, but I am Resident Homemaker from /adv/.

Tortilla pizza with chicken, mushroom, spinach and paprika topping. (Tomato sauce and cheese is included on all pizzas)

>>6306976
Nothing, because my roommate is being a dick.
>dad moves out and rents the house out to my friends and I
>me, my friend, and her bf
>he expects us to do all the cleaning and cooking
>asks everyday what's for dinner as soon as he walks in the door
>today neither of us feel like making shit, just kind of being lazy
>he wants stirfry and keeps pestering us about it
>joke that he should learn to cook then
>he heads to the kitchen
>it's fucking 9pm by the time he's done
>only made food for both of them
>none for me

>mfw almost every night I cook and I cater to him because he's picky about his food
>mfw any time it's "his turn" to cook, he pulls this shit and will only make enough for him and his gf
>has only made meals for all of us twice
>always only boxed shit
>never does dishes
>never cleans the house
>I am upstairs currently and can hear him yelling while he plays vidya all the way up here as I type this

He was a decent friend to hang out with, but living with him I've realized what a fucking manchild he actually is. It fucking sucks and I wish I made enough money at my job to get an apartment by myself. Even though I work full time I doubt I could.

Lamb Rack

just woke up (10:30pm) after drinking till noon. Pretty lazy so just going to throw one of these sweedish meatballs in the nuke. Maybe make a tonys frozen pizza later.

>>6310919
oh god this is the guy that did the microwave baked potato thread

>>6310923
Yup! paper plate and holder give it away I guess.

>>6310709
you can come live with me, bb.

>>6310709
wow fuck that guy

why dont you become a prostitute

>>6310709

I hope you've learned a lesson here. If you have kids, and you do everything for them and give them whatever they want and don't expect them to fend for themselves, they will grow up to be spoiled assclowns like your friend. As long as you continue to be his mommy and cook his meals and clean up after him, he's going to stay a manchild. I'm not saying confront him, and I'm not saying be a passive aggressive baby about it, I'm just saying it's only going to get worse if you let him treat you like a doormat. It's your dad's house, if it comes to it you can always kick his ass out, and that's a luxury few people have when they realise their friends are cunts and terrible people and terrible to live with.

Nothing. I go without often because I have next to no cash.
Worst part is I live with a senile grandparent who buys food for 4+ and lets it sit in the fridge until moldy.
I'm not allowed to eat it because she probably thinks company is coming in her head or something.
The world is a strange and cruel thing.

>>6306976
Brown rice and sauteed vegetables (broccoli, carrot, parsnip, zucchini, onion)

Barley, kale, and split pea soup

Made surf and turf - grilled ribeye, grilled shrimp, with sauteed mushrooms and onions, roasted potatoes and salad.
I am very satiated.

Murgh masala and basmati.

To be specific, I used tomatoes, a metric fuckton of onions, garlic & ginger (obvs), 6 chilis, turmeric, roasted cumin, and black cardamom. It came out really well, this is going to be my new default tomato-based curry dish.

>>6310940

that's why you move out

and don't talk about how expensive it is, I live in the second most expensive city in the US

And a side of salad

>>6311091

Fucking this, and I live in one of the top 5 most expensive cities in the US. I got the fuck out as soon as I was 18 because my parents were fucking insane. I lived (and still do) live in a tiny shithole and have no expendable income, but it's still worth it.

cereal

long john silvers

bag of noodles with peas and a grilled chicken breast

did the job

Roasted root vegetables (sweet potato, beets (both red and golden) with a roasted garlic and lemon vinaigrette and spicy microgreens, and some grilled marinated chicken thighs.

>>6306976

Uni and Shrimp over Fresh Pasta

>>6306976
Wouldn't you like to know

>>6306982
baby criminals? the fuck are you on about?

pad thai

This was great but I feel like pak choi could have been tastier (first time cooking it), what's the best way to cook it?

>>6315618
>this is what I'll be being served in hell
>every day
>forever
my soul is not ready

>>6315621
I wanted to make ají de gallina but said fuck it and grabbed some veggies and quinoa. Sorry for being lazy, anon.

>>6306976
Spicy.

Goulash.
No pic though, since I already ate it, so have this stock pic.
Had pasta as side, no idea what's it called, but the literal translation is "wide noodles".

>>6315618
Stir fry with oyster sauce, add like a tablespoonful

Would post pic but just ate it.

Pasta rigate
Grilled chicken breast
Spinach
Grilled paprika
Sun-dried tomatoes
Egg
Garlic
Spice

>>6315716
Doesn't the paprika just fall into the grill?

>>6315704
Sounds good, thanks.

>>6315720
Nah, it's all cool.
It's bell pepper, which is called paprika in Sweden.

Tabbouleh, I think, and some romaine with balsamic vinaigrette.

>>6315728

Love that shit.
I put feta cheese in that sometimes

>>6315730
I decided to go with what I call "American breakfast" fried rice.
Lincolnshire sausage (because good American breakfast sausage is difficult to get). Cooked, refrigerated rice and a splash of water. Egg already par-cooked, scrambled in bacon drippings. Shredded American deli cheese. Sautéed together in that order for 1-2 minutes for each item before adding the next one in the order. When you add the cooked egg and toss it about with the rice for about a minute, off the heat before adding the shredded cheese. Then salt and pepper to taste.
I stirred in some parsley to pretty that shit up, too.

I'm fairly sure I'm getting near to the threshold of theobromine poisoning. Appetite does not exist, I'm broke, have no food, and haven't eaten for around a day as it stands.

>>6316020
go to a food bank you silly guy

>>6306976
I had soup. I'm gonan finish it of tomorrow. Soup for the 3rd day in a row. Tomorrow I'm having a bacon and egg muffin for brekkie and soup for lunch and spag bol and chicken tendies for supper.

>>6316364
Puttanesca, didn't have any standard red chilies so used a scotch bonnet instead. It was insanely hot.

I could really go for some baked chicken, with some buttery, salted corn on the side, and a big mound of mashed potatoes covered in gravy. But it's more likely I'll just get a burger at a pub.

French onion soup, the soup's simmering on the stove right now and my croutons are toasting in the oven.

Got an order of meatballs and gravy from an italian joint, gonna put that on some noodles when I get hungry.

glass of cum

Instant noodles cooked with a chicken thigh, mushrooms, some kind of Chinese choi, tomato, and imitation crab meat.

>>6306976

rice, probably turned into fried rice, i have an egg left.

I'm about to go get two waffles from waffle house and eat them in less than 10 minutes, then go to sleep.

Salad with leftover sliced steak on top, side of asparagus with butter and lemon.

>>6306976
Well, just had my first taste of ikea meatballs and mashed potatoes.

Most decent, but why do they include the gravy in little ketchup cups?

>>6306976
I had a one beef and one cheese tamale. Shit was so cash. Fucking love farmers markets.

>>6317367
Ten thousand Swedes ran through the weeds,
chased by one norwegian.
Ten thousand more ran to the shore
in the battle of Copenhagen.

Way, way back in history,
back when the world was new,
norwegian searched all over,
to find some snoose to chew.

They fished for Lutefisk and Torsk,
it helped to make them strong,
and you and me, we know a Norsk,
cannot do nothing wrong.

But swedes and danes were envious
of Viking trips and raids.
The Viking shields and helmet horns,
made all those folks affraid.

Throughout the world the Vikings sailed,
to Ireland and to France.
The even found America,
one afternoon by chance.

My grandpa says, and he should know,
the swedes made up the minds.
To beat the Norsky Vikings,
and kick a few behinds.

But history, so grandpa says,
show that the Norskies won.
They clobbered all the swedes and danes,
and made it lots of fun.

Ten thousand swedes ran through the weeds,
chased by one norwegian.

The dust from the weeds,
made snoose for the swedes,
and they called it Copenhagen,
TL:DR
Stay the fuck out of my area

made veggie burgers out of black beans, breadcrumbs, spinach,corn etc a whole bunch of veggies. had on some sourdough with garlic and butter and romaine and tomato. Now some vodka n oj

>>6317425
Fag.