/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6304943

>okay kids have decided
>now the grownups will have a pizza with prosciutto, olives, pesto and sun dried tomatoes
>b-but i don't like olives and sun dried tomatoes
>go sit at the kids table then

>>6304975
man, I just want some italian sausage.

pepperoni a shit.

>>6304975
>tomatoes
>ever
>let alone on a pizza

yeah no. It already has tomato sauce.
Olives maybe, but I don't know what the rest of that shit is.

Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, mushrooms, olives, green peppers and pineapple plz

>>6304984
>pepperoni
fuck right off.

>>6304975
>now the gwoanups

>>6304943
are there really people who orders pizzas like that?
also shouldn't "just cheese" be "with nothing on it" ?

>>6305004
Your forgetting vegans, you carnist dipshit.

those just-cheese-pizza kids always creeped me out. what the fuck kind of boy doesn't like pepperoni? some weird ass people in this earth

>>6304943
how relatable

>>6305020
as a kid, I loved plain cheese pizzas thanks to home alone.

as I grew older though, I got some taste.

>be with brothers
>go to pizza place
>order one extra large pepperoni pizza
>order one fag pizza for brother
>cashier looks at us and asks, "you mean cheese only?"
>mfw when even the cashier made fun of my brother for being a faggot

>>6305160

>implying pepperoni isn't just as pleb

>>6305180
>imblybing pizza with topping can ever be as pleb as fag pizza with no topping

>>6305065
Sadly.

I want pepperoni and jalapeño

STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY

For me chicken mushrooms peppers and olives

>>6304984
>pineapple
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>some sort of protein product, most likely pepperoni (I've yet to personally try it with prosciutto or something though that is an option)
>anchovies
>broccoli rabe
>extra cheese depending on how your pizza place makes it (one place near me needs extra cheese to have the perfect amount, another doesn't)
>extra sauce depending on your pizza place (when I was in college there were no local places, only the Papa John's chain and they needed extra sauce to have a normal amount of sauce)
>also some sort of heat, maybe hot peppers or more (personally I do a small drizzle of some scorpion pepper hot sauce I have at home post-obtaining, they never have anything hot enough for my liking otherwise)

>>6305020
>those just-cheese-pizza kids always creeped me out.
My dad and ex-girlfriend both do only cheese or extra cheese only. Him because of dietary restrictions which is understandable. Her because she's a picky whiny cunt who thinks pepper is too spicy.

>>6304980
Italian sausage sounds like it could be good.
>>6305191
As does olives.

I'll have to try them next time.

i always wanted vegetable or mushroom pizzas.

pepperoni sucks dick.

>>6304943
doner meat and french frys

>>6304975
>sun dried tomatoes
There's no need for this. That dark time called the 1990's is over. We don't have to pretend sun dried tomatoes are good anymore.
>>6304980
>pepperoni a shit.
this.

Italian Sausage
Pepperoncinis
Pepperoni

That's all a pizza needs.

>>6304975
As an adult its rare that I eat a pizza that I consider bad, but the only pizza I really like is
>Pepperoni and Mushroom
>BBQ Chicken
I would definitely take a pepperoni pizza over your pretentious pizza, but definitely would eat that over the cheese.

The other stuff is different but just not as good to me. The only bad pizza topping is potato and mayo.

>>6305533
I recently had a couple pieces of sun dried tomatoes. They were so ridiculously good. It's strong though so I can see why babies can't handle it, their palate hasn't fully developed yet so things can be overpowering.

anyone like sushi pizza?

After discovering you didn't have to use a tomato sauce on pizza, I've started to love pizza.
Some places have a barbecue sauce with grilled chicken and pineapple, really good. Others have the single best pizza ever, a buffalo chicken concoction.

Regular pizza doesn't do it for me anymore, the sauce is too important and every place has a really sweet sauce that's gross. How the fuck are you making tomatoes sweet?

Plain cheese, tin of anchovies on the side. Spend 5 minutes removing anchovies, tearing them up into pieces and strategically placing all over the pizza.

>>6304943
Right on the money. Fuuuuck like at least get the still very classic "supreme", but I prefer ones with a chicken, garlic flair to it, maybe some artichoke, mmm. Fucking fatties and their "I can't eat it if there are green peppers/olives/tiny bits of 1 vegetable".

>>6305549

>How the fuck are you making tomatoes sweet?

oh idk maybe the shittons of natural sugars in them or the extra sugar that people add?

>complaining about the sweetness of tomato sauce while expressing a preference for bbq sauce with pineapple

GTFO

>>6305564
That stuff is supposed to be sweet. It's expected.
No really, I cook with tomatoes, I eat raw tomato, mine aren't ever sweet.

and WHY would you add sugar to tomato sauce?

>>6304943
God where was that pizza made, that is one of the most delicious looking pizzas I have ever seen.

>>6305566
tomatoes are decently acidic, so I think that people add sugar to counteract that

I'm just guessing because I never do this.

>>6305566
>mine aren't ever sweet
You obviously don't have a garden with multiple varieties
>WHY would you add sugar to tomato sauce?
To tone down the acidity

>>6305508
With onions and garlic sauce. Maybe some green pepper. Oh and chilli peppers.

>>6305562
>at least get the still very classic "supreme"
redneck detected

>my friend makes pizza a lot
>every so often he makes a BLT pizza
>mayo for sauce, shredded lettuce for "cheese", tomato and bacon toppings
>always been scared to try it
>take a slice
>mfw

>one with just cheese
Who the fuck ever actually does that, though? I have never known anyone in my life who sees a list of pizza options and goes "yeah, plain sounds like the best"

>>6305624
People order plain hamburgers

>>6305448
>pepper
>too spicy
Sweet bell peppers are a 0 on the Scoville heat scale as they contain no capscaicin.
http://books.google.com/books?id=7_KPgxEglHAC&pg=PA188

>>6305611
Happy Joes makes a god tier blt pizza
I haven't found one anywhere else i like/that makes it
There's still tomato sauce on theirs though

>people talking shit about cheese pizza

Guess you never had a pizza with good sauce, dough and cheese then.

>>6305624
You have never known anyone in your life who has had good pizza. Enjoy your chain garbage.

>peperoni
>spicy ground beef
>Chicken
>mushrooms
>onions
>jalepenos

>>6305701
>literally fucking nothing
>good pizza
Yeah, okay

>>6305712

You are a true American.

>>6304943
pepperoni, diced tomatoes, diced onions, mushroom, parmesean.

There is no other way.

>>6305712
If a pizza needs "toppings" to be good it's Pizza Hut tier garbage.

>>6305715
>American
If only.

>>6305661
Holy fuck you have autism. He obviously didn't refer to bell peppers. Also, that scale is wack, there are things way spicier than habaneros, I've been eating those raw without that much pain many times.
Also
>referring someone to a book on a Congolese marketing tips sharing site

>>6305583
Fucking christ this sounds so good.

I don't know why doner/gyros meat on pizzas hasn't become a widespread thing yet.

>>6305727
>that scale is wack
That's not the full Scoville scale, I think it just cuts off at 300,000 because peppers hotter than habaneros are uncommon.

Black and green olives, artichoke hearts, and mushrooms. The only way.

>>6304943
I've always been able to convince the person ordering to get a Hawaiian pizza and I was the only one who'd eat it 90% of the time. Fuck your boring ass pepperoni.

>back bacon
>green pepper
>pineapple
>Mandarin orange slices
>spinach
yummo

>>6305566

>I eat raw tomato, mine aren't ever sweet.

yes, they are, you just have a shit palate.

I'm really annoyed by the trend of pizza places adding shitloads of stupid things on top of the pizza. Often times those cost the same or are even cheaper than a regular pepperoni pizza. I don't want to have a sweet and sour Asian sauce as a base, topped with ground beef, rice noodles and pineapple, who the hell wants that?!

>>6305749
>I'm really annoyed by the trend of pizza places adding shitloads of stupid things on top of the pizza
Blame Pizza Hut. They popularized the idea that a pizza ought to have at least 3 toppings. which opened up plenty of room for stupid.

>>6305740

This is why everyone hates you, anon. All those hungry people staring at the half a hawaiian pizza going to waste and thinking, "We could be eating that right now if anon wasn't such a fucking faggot who is such a fruit that he needs fruit on his pizza too".

>>6305774
Grow up and eat pineapple on your pizza.

>>6305774
Every single person I've ever met who aggressively hated on pizza pineapple were assholes and generally unlikeable people. I'll lunp you into that category.

>>6305812
>says the pineapple pizza eating pederast

sounds good to me, i like cheese and pepperoni pizza! thanks man.

>>6304975
more like groanups amirite?

>>6305537
>Potato and mayo

What the fuck

That's fucking disgusting

>>6305727
>Congolese marketing tips sharing site

It's like you had no understanding of the joke you were trying to ape.

>>6304943

>>6304943
When I was vegan Is used to be my actual pizza order:
Extra sauce
Ham and pineapple
All of the cheese on one side
All of the ham on one side
Cooked well done

"well done is so that it's cooked properly, American pizza places never get a good crusty light char on the bottom of their pizzas because Mericans like all their meat and eggs overcooked and their bread undercooked

>>6305852
So you ate sauce and pineapple on bread? I'm usually not that guy, but make that shit at home.

>>6305815
Faggot: the post

>>6305720
>Y-y-yes, I'd like bread and sauce and nothing else

>Uhhh... you don't want any ingredients?

>WHY DO YOU WANNA PUT MEAT AND VEGETABLES ON YOUR MEAL, TO MAKE IT TASTE BEETER, IT MUST BE REALLY SHITTY|!!!1

You must be one of those people who dreams of a liquid diet or something. Bread and sauce isn't a meal. You have to have meat or veggies on there.

Anchovies, capers and black olives are god-tier pizza toppings.

I go with mushrooms red onions and occasionally add peperoni to that.

>>6305852
...who ate the other half

this is how I make my vegan pizzas:
extra sauce
onion, mushroom, tomato, spinach, very very scant few jalapenos
grill the vegetables separately, then put on pizza and cook pizza
add wilted spinach to finished pizza

>Pesto
>Mushrooms
>Pepper
>Mozzarella
>Sun dried Tomatoes
>Freshly ground black pepper

The best pizza.

>>6305812

I don't mind hawaiian pizza myself but I wouldn't harass a group into ordering a pizza that I know that nobody but me is going to want to eat. It's a dick move.

>>6305999
I'm not the same guy that is a prick and gets a pizza for himself.

I just hate when faggots to try bring Hawaiian pizza down by spouting the same tired "hurr fruits dont belun on a pizza" bullshit.

>>6304943
Pepperoni, bacon, green pepper, onionn, jalapeno

>>6306015
>tfw roommate is vegetarian
>when we get pizza, I get a pizza of my own
>so does she
>I get a thing of wings(my local pizza place has fantastic wings), and she gets a thing of garlic bread and/or something else like that
>we take turns buying
>and don't fight over pizzas
>I get sausage, ground beef, bacon crumble(occasionally), and olives
>she gets cheese, mushrooms, pineapple, and cheddar/feta cheese

really depends on how many you're ordering for, I guess.

>>6306026
Did you and your roommate ever rub your bellies together

>>6306034
no

we tend to also have at least half the pizza as leftovers.

When I lived in Denver they had a place called Pudge Brothers Pizza, I fucking miss that place.

No sauce deep dish with extra cheese, pepperoni, bacon, & sausage.

>>6306078
Post your front butt

>Ok guys, what do you want on the pizza? How about onions?
>I don't like onions.
>Olives, then?
>I don't like olives.
>Okay, how about mushrooms?
>Mushrooms are gross.
>...Do you like bell peppers at least?
>No.
>Well wtf do you want?
>Bacon. Or pepperoni. Or salami. Or sausage. I'm not picky I just hate vegetables.
>Well everyone else wants onions/mushrooms/pepperoni so that's what we're getting.
>Fine, I won't have any so I'm not helping pay.
>mfw he ends up grabbing two slices anyway and picking everything off in the corner before eating them
>still refused to help pay because it's not what he wanted

I hate ordering pizza with groups of people.
Also that twat is now banned from my house, he is 21 years old, learn to like vegetables you fucking manchild.

>>6306091

Don't have one....skinny fat

>>6306111
They won't change. I watch a friend of mine order salads and pick all the vegetables off and dip one piece of lettuce in a side of fat free dressing, piece by piece. It's so frustrating. I end up eating the tomatoes, cucumbers and olives because I hate seeing perfectly good food go to waste.

>STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE!!!

I'm not usually autismo about food but I get really irritated by people who will ONLY eat cheese pizza. My best friend is like that and it's actually so obnoxious. I mean, like not even vegetarian or vegan or whatever, but they just genuinely will not eat any topping on pizza. I just don't understand, especially considering she likes sausage and pepperoni off of pizzas but just refuses to eat it on pizzas. If we order half and half pizza and even a SINGLE piece of a non-cheese item touches one of her slices, she refuses to eat it. Cheese pizza just tastes so shit.

Bacon and Jalapeno.

>>6304943
>in university and one guy is talking w/club president
>lets use club funds for pizza
>costco pizza or little caesars?
>Umm why not Rizzoli's or Fidonaldos? Those are way better.
>Our budget can't handle it.
>Well if everyone chips in $5 we can
>people chip in
>we get good pizza
>I fucking ate 3/4s of a pizza
>I didn't chip in
>I'm not even officially in the club
>random people friends of club members entering and grabbing a slice
And they never had fancy pizza again

>group of friends together
>lets order a pizza
>everyone decides on what they want
>get it delivered
>Oh, I don't have any cash on me, just my card.

>>6304984
What are you, 7?

Pineapple and jalapeno.

>I don't LIIIIIIKE just pepperoni on my pizza!
>I need my special snowflake exact combination of TOPPIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!

Whiniest bunch of faggots on the planet.

>pizza
>toppings

pick one

why do you fat fucks have to "customize" everything

>>6306337
Are you 4 years old?

>>6306354

Why don't you put some of the bait you just took on a pizza

>>6304943
mushrooms and green olives

and bacon and jalapeno

>pepperoni
>green peppers
It's like you want me to die from heartburn

>>6306217
>>6306406
muh niggaz

>>6304943
green peppers mushrooms onions+
standard pepperoni and cheese...
if budget is of no concern then addon every meat imaginable, but i do prefer chicken and bacon over most others.

>>6304984
>>tomatos ever
>>on a pizza
>>has tomato sauce
if you weren't an illiterate 3 year old you'd see it has PESTO you fucking moron.

>>6306078
>no sauce deep dish
jenny death when

>>6305020
My retarded nephew in law liked the taste of pepperoni that was baked into pizzas but he hated pepperonis so he always picked them off.

What an ungrateful faggot retard. (i dont even like pepperoni, it's mushrooms, jalapenos, sausage, and chicken (sometimes I throw an extra veg on in place of the chicken) with some garlic to lightly drizzle onto it).

For me:

>pepperoni
>sausage
>green and black olives
>mushrooms
>onion
>green peppers

Don't care it it's pleb; I like it.

>>6306470
My 37 year old brother still picks off all the topping, pulls off the cheese, wipes up all the sauce with his napkin and put the cheese blanket back on the now sauceless dough. He's done that since he was a kid. No he's not autistic or anything. For him I'm used to it and no longer argue over it.

>>6306472
Supreme pizzas are bomb.

>>6306078
>No sauce

that's like getting a pizza without a fucking crust you monster.

>>6306476
Your brother is a faggot, you should kick his ass for being a manchild.

>>6306489
Was going to post something similar. That man deserves the gas.

>>6305852
>vegan
>ham
>cheese

Nigger what?

>>6306476
Why not just order the pizza without sauce? Why not just order a calzone or stromboli (cant remember which one gets sauce on the side)? Why not just order "cheesy bread"?

>>6306211
Thats when you take the slice, and put it ontop of one of your slices (cheese face down) and then eat it like a fucking sandwich. Then call her a stupid bitch.

>>6306318
Just pepperoni is about as plain as just cheese. Honestly ever since I was a kid I had pepperoni pizzas until I was about 17 because it was the "norm" for murrica. I got so sick of the taste I started ordering different toppings and discovered how amazing pizza can actually be.

Fuck pepperoni, and "just pepperoni" pushers. You faggots are just as manchildish as "just cheese" faggots. Get some goddamn flavor in your life faggot.

>>6306518
My parents never made special orders for him and he doesn't expect others to accept his weird pizza eating habits so it's just easier to order what others want and just pick off the rest. It's not like he's eating an entire pizza to himself.

>>6306541
Well if he's 37 I imagine he lives by himself and orders food for himself.

>>6304975
>sun dried tomatoes
eeh
Olives and prosciutto are nice though.
Not like I would refuse a slice.

my favorite topping is mushrooms or artichokes.

>>6305661
I'm a pleb-- anything above Jalapeno is too hot for me to just put in my mouth directly. I would get BTFO by a slice of Habanero. How do I get better at handling spicy food?

>>6306026
Her pizza actually sounds pretty good.

>>6304975
>being this pretentious about a pizza

Please

>>6304975

Im surprised you get grownup visitors

>>6306839

They were ordered to it by court

>>6304975
>>6306839

with that attitude and pizza, I'm surprised you get visitors at all.

No matter how old I get I still have to deal with this shit. Every fucking time I order a pizza with a group they just want sausage or pep and nothing else. Like, can we spring the extra $2 to get one of these specialty pizzas with like 6 toppings?

>>6307025

why don't you order your own

the older i get the more i'm like fuck it i'm not compromising just to save money and look normal

>>6304975
>pretending to like olives

so mature.

>>6304943
>not liking cheese pizza.

I had a slice of plain cheese the other day and it was actually quite refreshing.

>>6305020
Many people don't like pepperoni or meat in general. Jewish folks don't mix meat and dairy either.

>>6304975
>not liking sun dried tomatoes

I agree about the olives though. But even then they're easy to pick off.

>>6304943
>tfw I really like chicken and pepperoni but whenever I say I'd like that people are never enthusiastic about

O-ok lets just get pepperoni and sausage again

>>6307103
Aren't jewish people like 2% of the fuckin population in America? That isn't a lot at all.

>>6307025
Yeah we can. Speak up faggot.

When my boss found out I like black olives on pizza, she started ordering one pizza with black olives on it every time the company orders pizza for some bullshit event or other. Then, while all the boring faggots are clawing all over the cheese, pepperoni, or sausage pizzas, we get to share a whole pie between us two. It's fucking awesome. She does this with jalapenos also.

>>6307152
I just can't get into olives. Jalapeños are good as fuck on a pizza though.

>>6307152

you trading fluids with her son

>>6306779
Eat more of them. Start with whatever you can tolerate now, and move up slowly till you can eat Bhut jolokia and only regret doing it when it's evacuating your bowels.

Bacon, mushroom and pepperoni is my favorite topping combination.

I like a lot of toppings though, anchovies are great.

>chicken
>bacon
>italian sausage
>sriracha
>minced onions + green peppers
>thinly sliced garlic

the only pizza toppings i need

heres what i get about my pizza:
pineapples
pickles
jalopenos
mushrooms
diced tomatos
sundried tomatos
chicken
mushrooms
onions
purple onions
green peppers
olives
spinich
white sauce
pepperoni
steak
garlic crust rub
buffulo drizzle.

lol i just love complex flavors - gordon ramsey would kill me xd

Sausage, caramelized onions and green pepper.

Now that's a pizza.

>>6304943
>not sausage and mushrooms or sausage and onions
pls

>he doesn't live 10 minutes walk away from this

>>6308272
>a greasy tidepool

>>6304975
Now tell me i'm immature and weird because I don't want fruit on my pizza

>>6308276
Newsflash: pizzas have oil on them

Show me your crusty-dry dream pizza

>>6304943

Combo/supreme/whatever the fuck you call it is GOAT. Even as a kid I thought pepperoni or cheese only was pleb as fuck status. Give me dem shrooms, peppers, olives, sausage, pepperoni, tomato and onions

>>6308284
Now look I love a good Digiorno Supreme frozen pizza but seriously
>peppers

>>6308282
you'll have less oily pizza if you don't put disgusting pepperoni on it.

>order chicken & tomato everytime
>cant stand pepperoni

fuck my life, what kind of pizza should i order, im fuckin hungry as hell
thinkin pineapple

>>6308585
Just say "Don't put pepperoni on it, please.".

>>6308585
Chicken is terrible on pizza cause it isn't very salty nor greasy which works wonders in pizza.

>>6305742
ooo... that sounds interesting with the orange on there...

>>6308585
Mushrooms and onion

>>6306211
I had an ex that was like that... we ordered a pizza from the pizza hut near her house. Either pepperoni or cheese, I don't remember.... ANyways, we get back to her place and I start eating. She starts picking the goddamn cheese off the pizza. I mentally what the fuck'd her, and went on eating.

We didn't last long... good thing too. Neurotic gal she was...

>>6305742
wa la

>Friend orders/makes a pizza.
>Watch him get the paper towels and press them on the pizza to get rid of the oil or some shit.

I know more people do this, you are eating a pizza who cares?

>>6308648
My little sister does that but with chicken nuggets.

a place I work at has some good ass cheese pizza. They do a normal cheese pizza, then throw a few clumps of ricotta here and there on it. Nice and rich bites of a cheese that has flavor. I know it's not popular, but goddamn if I don't love me that cheese pizza... Now if only they could keep the crust crispy all the time.

>>6308648
it helps mitigate heartburn and shitting yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRheymdlXo

man I hate group ordering pizza

I have to be that asshole that's like "I have a food allergy"

Most of the time I just save everyone the pain and eat beforehand :(

Sausage and green bell peppers.
Extra thin, extra crispy.

>>6308661
Finally, a pizza with a decent size.

Is it autistic to have cheese pizza once in a while just because

>>6308692
Nah, sometimes simple is better.

>>6308669
Do you actually have an allergy or are you picky and saying that as an excuse? If it's the former then there's nothing wrong with telling people you don't want your food to kill you or make you sick but if it's the latter then you deserve to get hit.

>>6308692
Just cheese every once in a while is bretty gud. Sometimes it's nice to keep things simple.

>>6308669
If you have an allergy it can't be helped, depends on said allergy. Have a friend whos allergic to shellfish so when people go out to eat with him, we have to be wary on what we get and it usually only miffs like 2 people while everyone else can get over it.

>>6308692
Nah, I make basic margheritas at times. Simple taste and they are way lighter than pizzas with meat toppings.

>>6305729
Its the most common pizza in sweden

>>6305851

what's /ck/'s opinion on all dressed pizza?

>>6304943
ANCHOVIES

>>6305549
I like my pizza with olive oil for the sauce.

>>6305820

Mfw I'm the only one who enjoys pineapple and pepperoni on a pizza with extra cheese and sauce

Life is suffering

>>6308272
I like my pizza to have a bit of grease on it, but that is just too much. I mean there are literal tiny pools of grease.

>>6309743
>Life is suffering
It will be if you eat like that on any kind of regular basis.

>>6305851
why didn't they just order a pepperoni and order a cheese? Why make them go through the effort of making 2 "half n half" pizzas? I would have spat in your food if you made me do that just for that tiny 10 second inconvenience (well mostly just because you are manchildren who cant eat good pizza).

>>6309781
I rarely eat pizza but when I do this is my go to combo

>>6309775

abloobloo you idiot

every pizza you ever get with pepperoni is gonna have that much oil on it unless it's literally been tipped over to drain it off

>>6309811
And that's why pepperoni is fucking disgusting. Kill yourself you stereotypical amerifat.

>>6309836

i'm a britfag who doesn't like pepperoni and thinks you are retarded.

First half: bacon, ham, pineapple
Second half: onions, green peppers, sausage

>>6304984
sun dried tomatoes are more like tomato raisins than chunk tomato sices which are gross

>>6308272
No but I live 10 minutes away from this

>pizza night
>Anon 1: "I am going to order pizza with mushroom and pineapple"
>Anon 2: "I'll get the vegetarian pizza, even though I am not vegetarian"

>>6309892

PICK YOUR OWN FUCKING SHIT

FUCK

>>6304975
>grownups
>eating pizza
pick 1

>>6309791
>waaa waaaa people like things i don't like

>>6305132

>pepperoni
>taste

>>6305544

>I'm a giant faggot, please rape my face. I pretend to like shit so strangers on the internet think I'm mature.

I'd like one with prosciutto, garlic, mozarella, parmesan, gorgonzola, bell peppers and sun dried tomatoes. Maybe one more type of cheese.

>>6304984
>pineapple on a pizza
Pic related.

>>6308818

>>6305851
Wha

>my friends insist we frequent this disgusting establishment
>all the pizza on the line is old and disgusting
>ask the girl working if they have any anchovies on hand
>look of horror on her face
>she roots around back and finds them
>bakes a fresh pizza with anchovies, olives, peppers, and jalapenos
>instead of putting it on the line she brings it to our table
>my friends watch in disgust as I eat it
>take home leftovers

Feels good to be part of the master race.

>>6305535
This.

>>6305448
>pepperoni
>broccoli rabe
>hot sauce
>insulting pineapple

Sure is faggot in here

Ps italian sausage tastes like shit but black olives are fine

Whenever the st louis blues hockey team, mizzou tigers men or womens basketball team, university of central missouri mens basketball team, kansas city royals baseball team, or the missouri mavericks minor league hockey team win we can use a promo code for half off papa johns.

we try not to do it more than twice a week, but when we do use it we get

extra large
original crust
The works
(pepperoni, ham, spicy Italian sausage, fresh-sliced onions & green peppers, gourmet baby portabella mushrooms and ripe black olives)
Add pineapple
Add bacon
Add extra cheese
Extra garlic dipping cup (I generally finish the cup with one slice, when we run out I just use ranch)


And it only comes to like 10.74 for 10 big slices.

In all the years we've done that though neither my dad or I have eaten the pepper.

not my pic and think thats just a large.

>>6310867
Looks disgusting, but I'm sure you'll be happy to inherit your dad's beetus scooter when he dies. You can pass it on to your son, along with your promo codes for shit tier pizza.

>>6310412
my dad likes anchovies as well and they had the same reaction to them they were nice enough to open the can and put them on the pizza though but the look of horror in the girls face was hilarious we were just standing there laughing so was the rest of the crew

Best Pizza I've ever eaten:

Oaxaca cheese, white sauce/pizza sauce mix, sweet corn, pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeno.

It was from a place nearby Haight St. in SF, forgot the name.

>>6304943
my choice of american pizza
>green olives 2x
>pineapple
>bacon
>jalapenos if i trust the place to cook them right
>stuffed crust if they have it

its got all ya need salty sweet and spicy

fiorentina master race

>>6310908
The lazy fuck who made it could atleast have tried to make it round

>>6311644
>italians

>>6306273
>actually carrying cash in the Era of the Modern Negro

its like you want to get robbed

>>6304975
>how to spot a food nazi

Your friends hate you btw

>>6305549
>Definition of a pizza
>Flat bread
>tomato sauce on top of the bread
>cheese on top of the tomato sauce
>baked in an oven

Just admit you don't like pizza. Always these weird people who remove key ingredients and think it's still the same dish.

>>6305011
vegans aren't worth remembering

>>6311745
It's as bad as people who put beans in what they call 'chili'

>>6311745

>Not knowing authentic pizza does not use tomato sauce.

>>6311779
That's wrong though

1. Sausage & peppers
2. Pepperoni & pineapple
3. White clam

>>6311745
Deep dish is delicious and BBQ chicken pizza that has tomato sauce is disgusting.

Had a girlfriend once who would only like pepperoni or cheese pizzas. And if I ever ordered a personal pizza for myself she would insist on trying some of my pizza but would pick out the artichoke hearts and olives and onions. She was also the kind of woman who is conveniently "allergic" to every food that she didn't like eating.

She ballooned to over 300 pounds before I finally broke up with her. Someone else can deal with her picky fat shit.

>>6311812
>She ballooned to over 300 pounds before I finally broke up with her.
what. I would have pulled the plug long before that

>>6311733
$20 stolen is better than my entire bank account drained from them stealing my debit card.

>>6311783
Nope. it's actually true. I bet you actually think 'pie' is a word that should be used with pizza too.

>>6305453

I always like to stir people's shit by ordering the veggie pizza, or because I'm taking my pizza home and i don't want to share.

>spinach
>red onion
>tomatoes
>mozzarella
>chillies

>>6311812
Can't stand fatties who are also picky. There's something so disgustingly contradictory about it.

It means that rather than simply enjoying an overindulgence of many foods in a hedonistic fashion, they've gone out of their way to eat the same bland, fattening shit, over and over again. Makes me fucking sick.

I'm overweight too, but at least can say it's because I like a lot of different food and rarely say no even when I should. I'm working out every day now though, and am actively losing it.

>>6311836
I swear by meat on pizza, but that actually sounds delicious.

I just like plain cheese.

>>6304975
"I'll pretend to like Italian foods so I'll look fancy"

You're actually pretentious as fuck

>>6311958
>pretend to like Italian food
If you have to pretend you've either never had real Italian food, or have shit taste. Or more likely, both.

> Little sister (14) orders white pizza with ricotta, sausage and dry tomatoes
> Older brother (26) orders pizza with wurstel and fries
> I (22) take pizza with pancetta (bacon) and purple chicory

which would /ck/ eat

>>6312167

yours or your sister's. if your sister's had the chicory on it would be GOAT especially if the sausage has fennel and garlic

>>6312167
>pancetta
>bacon
Choose one you pleb.

>>6312167
I would love that white pizza, wouldn't like sausage too much on there but if you replace the tomato there with garlic that's what I always get personally. Often to just Mozzarella, garlic, and whatever seasoning the place throws on. I keep it simple. Though sometimes a white pizza with ham, bacon, and garlic is awesome too.

>>6312167
pancetta and chicory sounds great to me.

>>6305020
Usually at parties there's always just that or pepperoni, it's basic but it works. Something everyone will like. I always just had cheese because I was never a fan of pepperoni on pizza myself and there wasn't anything else out so I just ate the cheese pizza.

>>6312167
Fucking americans..

>>6312189
he put bacon in parentheses, because this board is so shit, people don't know what pancetta is

it's not quite bacon, but it's close

ya dummy

>>6311779
When I visited Rome I found a cookbook full of pizza recipes. I remember one in particular, as it was
>pizza base
>apple slices
>walnuts
>some cheese, but not much at all
Sounds pretty good though, but made me change my perception of pizza a bit.

>>6305566
Tomatoes are acidic, that's why ketchup is as well.

>>6312167
>pancetta = bacon???
could you be a bigger loser?

bbq chicken is the best

>>6312212
I'd take it over bacon any day, tastes much better but it's also probably just a bit more expensive for places to keep around than regular bacon at the amount you need to for pizza. I don't know too many places that have it as an option.

>>6311733
>living anywhere near evil Negros
Literal pleb

>>6312206
why would i say pancetta and translate it for burgerplebs if i was american in the first place (yes i know they're not exactly the same thing), just like based
>>6312212
said

also i'm italian

And because why not let me add rest of the family pizzas
> Dad: Gorgonzola and spiced salami (which is not pepperoni)
> Mom: White with bufala mozzarella, spiced salami and little tomatoes

ofc this only happens at a restaurant, we're not the damn Borgia family

>>6312224
>I don't know too many places that have it as an option.
It depends on the clientele the place caters to. You won't find pancetta at a slice joint. But if you go to a wood oven joint where they only make personal size pizzas for $15+ a pop you'll find it, and there most likely will not be bacon represented. They'll have speck instead. Hell, the more upscale places don't even have pepperoni.

>>6312236
Oh, I had no idea speck could be used like that in English.

>>6312292
It's not common in the US, but has arrived at more upscale pizza places here. God tier stuff. Probably my favorite pizza is a white pie with speck and arugula.

Super related and true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8

>>6312233
I think the borgias probably werent that bad. All in all Alexander VI was a pretty good pope and Cesare was a military genius and master statesman.

The only real problem was syphilis... even Machiavelli agrees.

>>6312390
Maddox is a bitch.

>>6312390
Man I love maddox.

>>6312398
>I think the borgias probably werent that bad. All in all Alexander VI was a pretty good pope and Cesare was a military genius and master statesman.
>The only real problem was syphilis... even Machiavelli agrees.


Lucrezia was the real saint of the family, later studies proved that she was the personification of the latin pietas.

A question for you Ameribros.
Do you always share pizzas like in the movies or do you order one pizza each?

>>6309936
rekt

>>6312438
If we're ordering for a party or whatever, it's for sharing. We'll buy 5 or 6 depending on how many dudes are going to be there.

If we're at a restaurant, we order our own. The sit down places where I live offer full size pizzas to share, but they also have smaller individual pizzas. That's what me and my buddies get, since we all end up wanting something different. Works out and is cheaper.

>>6312438
2 large pizzas per person is standard

>>6312449
Trolling is a subtle art, anon.

>>6312438
>Do you always share pizzas
It depends. The dominant style of pizza in America is the bigger is better style, meant for sharing. So getting pizza is something frequently done in a group scenario, which is why bitching about topping choices becomes a thing with some people. These places are usually chain joints, and some on them rely on delivery for their business models. For many people in the US pizza is delivered to their door when they have to feed a group and don't feel like cooking. Some of these pizzas will be thousands of calories each, so you'd better share them.

We also have slice joints, which make very large pizzas, then sell them by the slice. These were the dominant style of pizza in America until the redneck chains gained huge popularity in the Midwest and South. Some of these places make slices that are more than half the size of a traditional Italian pizza. 18" diameter round pizzas are not uncommon at slice joints.

Then we have places with wood ovens that make only individual sized pizzas from ingredients an Italian would recognize, Neapolitan style. Often a guy from Italy is manning the oven st these places. And they have wine, which is lacking at most American pizza places. These places are far more expensive than the other kind of pizza places in the US, and nearly impossible to find outside of major cities. Most of them seem to be on the East Coast.

>>6310867
>Extra garlic dipping cup (I generally finish the cup with one slice, when we run out I just use ranch)
Anon, you are doing to die.

Mushrooms, onion, and olives is my ideal. Maybe sprinkle some Parmesan cheese on top too but eh not necessary

>>6312224
pancetta is a fucking italian ingredient

why wouldn't italian food have an italian ingredient

>inb4 pleb place like slice joint or muh spaghetti paradise

>pizza place literally a block away
>they offer a two topping special for cheap
>tried just about every combo, best combos are chicken/mushroom, hawaiian, anchovies/olives
>somehow pepperoni/extra cheese is most ordered

>>6313038
>implying pizza is still italian
sorry bro, americans took it from 'em. made it better too. Don't see italians putting cheese in their crust.

>Chill tier:
Pepperoni
Olives

>Nice restaurant tier:
Prosciutto and arugula
Margherita if the place is good enough

>Yummy tier:
Chicken marsala
Chicken and broccoli

>Thanks but no thanks tier:
Mushrooms
Any large lumps of red meat
Spinach
Egg

>>6304943
pepperoni, jalapeno, sausage

>>6313361
Pizza Hut a shit.

i'm the guy that insists on getting anchovies, always end up with half a pizza left that no one wants except me hehe

I like my pizza with ham, white sauce, and red pepper flakes
pleb and proud ;)

>>6311827
you know you can cancel a debit card immediately after it's stolen, right?

>>6311694
>"italians"

fixed that for you.

>>6304984
>pineapple

lol, fag.

i don't like it on pizza but where did this pineapple-on-pizza-is-bad meme come from

you know the sauce they put a fruit sauce on pizza most of the time right

>>6312167
>>6312167
anyones but yours. bacon is disgusting on a pizza.

>My fucking face when I went to a little party on Sunday and the majority insisted on getting 2 cheese pizzas and a Hawaiian

NIGGER NIGGER EGGS AND BACON FRICKER FRACKER GET SOME REAL PIZZAS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>6313957
what would you have gotten?

>>6304943
>not ordering a white pizza
>being a saucy mess

>>6304943
>I'll eat anything on pizza
>except pineapple

nice hypocrisy faggots

i love spinach, artichoke, onion, olive, tomato and white garlic sauce/mozz pizza. I can't even eat those grease puddle orange cheese shit ones anymore.

>>6305731
I had some o dat carolina reaper on the weekend. Not gonna forget about that experience for a while.

>>6313957
hawaiian is god tier pizza

cheese only though can go suck a dick

>>6314001
lol I eat exactly what you just described
sometimes with chicken

> Not knowing the delights of General Tso's Chicken Pizza

A Jamaican pizza place opened up nearby.

That fucking jerk chicken pizza.

HNNNNNNNNG

>>6313993
>implying that pizza joints put enough sauce on a pizza to be a mess.

>>6313430
>implying you check your pockets once every 30 seconds just to make sure your wallet and card are still there

taco pizzas motherfuckers. Next level shit.

>>6313795
It's always been like this. Even Futurama had an episode where they all had pizza and when they opened it they said "Pineapple?! Blegh! And there that goes" and threw it away.

It's common knowledge no one likes pineapple except for the most flamboyant of fags.

>>6305160
I like wheels of salty greasy shit meat cut thin on my slabs of indulgent cheese bread.

The only humor here is that you're a shitty brother who judges his kin for something as stupid as pizza. I will admit, you're doing great as I'm currently riding a chucklecoaster.

Eat cock, vapid slut. It's pizza, only a little bitch would act like you.

>>6313361
>implyuing there's no such thing as italian pizza because american pizza chains exist

I suppose there's no such thing as a good burger, either, now that we have mcdonalds.

>>6313795

yes because the reason we don't like pineapple is simply because we're squeamish about the fact that it's technically a fruit, not because on a pizza it makes for tepid, deflated capsules of oversweet juice that gush everywhere on being bitten and completely dominate the flavour of the pizza making the act of putting it ON the pizza completely pointless because you might as well just be eating fucking pineapple.

>>6314344
that was actually anchovies idiot.

GOTTA GO ALL CAPS FOR THIS. BEST COMBO OF TOPPINGS FOR A PIZZA WHEN YOU'RE KICKING BACK IS EXTRA CHEESE, ANY SINGLE MEAT, ANY SINGLE VEGETABLE and loads of cocaine.

>>6305000
More like groanups!

I always order extra medium with no dough

>>6305851
Think about it.
>two pepperoni pizzas
>all the pepperoni one side of both
>one cheese pizza and one double pepperoni pizza for the same price

this is why you will always be poor my pleb friends

There is no such thing as a mature topping or childish topping on a pizza. Holy fuck you people are insecure. I bet you think wings and tenders are childish just because they are easy to prepare.

>>6318911
They don't pull a whole pizza's pepperoni on one side unless you ask them, in which case they charge you extra.

>>6308272
>Hur my authentic pizza is better even though it looks like a greasy mess and dry ass crust
>Lets throw some 'fancy' green shit on top just to remind everyone how authentic we are

I hate authenticfags. Just because something is original does not mean its best.

>>6306470
I can actually understand the sentiment, most peperoni is shitty and unrinsed anchovy levels of salty. If he makes a show if you should kick his ass for the principle though.

>>6318932
>they charge you extra
What kind of Jew pizza place do you order from?

>>6314344
>>6317849

there was one where fry buys anchovies and everyone hates them but he and zoidberg like it, and then one where they're stranded on a planet and trapped in a cave and the only food they have is pizza with pineapples and they go hungry rather than eat it

>my favourite was double cheese and pepperoni as a kid
>now I want sausage, green peppers, onions, olives, mushrooms, and anchovies

>also liked pineapple and ham as a kid
>...
>still like pineapple and ham

kiss,(keep it simple stupid). pizza wars. I like very simple stuff. a thin sauce, sausage, mushroom, black olive. thin crust.(sorry shy town, deep dish, though good, is not pizza. meat pie) nor is what I call garbage pizza, you know, everything. I used to like dominos, unfortunately, with fried chicken junk, subs, and who knows, circling the drain. desperatly. like pappa John's double chesseburger pizza. pardon moi, but who want's a cheeseburger pizza. with thousand island dressing, no less. I am aware that not every one likes the same things. I dislike bacon, chicken, barbeque or for that matter, turnips or celery. white or red sauce. you cannot be everything to all people,always. I sometimes like pizza slut, um hut, or little snezzers, um ceasars,, but a place that tries to serve everyone, ultimately fails. Just flat bread with stuff, but important. Can't be every thing to everyone. those that try, fail If I want a burger, or barbeque chicken, I will go to those places..those that try that fail. reason I don't go to sonic or jack off in the box., despite relentless advertising. Can do better.

>>6319060
no you're making that up. perhaps you meant that was one of the "episodes" they made after they lost their creative voice.

anyway, doesnt sound like futurama to me.

>>6319291
>one of the "episodes" they made after they lost their creative voice.

>implying the duh vinci code, the late philip j fry, naturama, the inhuman torch, and murder on the planet express were bad

yeah most were pretty meh, but when they got it right they could compete with any of the old eps

>>6305661

>>6313795
Because most places used canned pineapple which absolutely garbage on a pizza

>>6319396
i chuckled