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6296785 No.6296785 [Reply] [Original]

What's your processed-food guilty pleasure?

Pic related. I can eat all the organic avocado burgers and sprout salads I want, but I still love me some of this stuff.

>> No.6296845

>>6296785
velveeta skillets better

>> No.6296862
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>>6296785
I thought I was bad for still enjoying a hot dog bun every now and then, but you win, OP.

>> No.6296886
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>> No.6296888

$1 microwave cheeseburgers

>> No.6298712

>>6296888

What brand?

>> No.6298739

Statefarm corn dogs injected with cheese. What makes it worse is it smells terrible

>> No.6298745

Probably queso. I don't buy it that often but sometimes I just get cravings.

>> No.6300650

>>6298739
I didn't know statefarm made corn dogs. Life insurance companies are getting much better these days

>> No.6300654

>>6296886
yeah this shit is too good

>> No.6300657

>>6296845
LIQUID GOLD

>> No.6300663
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>> No.6300947

so many......

hot dogs
cheese slices
deli meats
puddy

>> No.6301622
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6301622

Sometimes, I just gotta have this.

>> No.6301626

>>6298712
Store brand. Shoppers Value if I go to Shop n Save. Great Value if I go to Walmart.

The spicy chicken sandwiches too.

>> No.6301635
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Pic related is pretty good once in a while, but I've only found the cheese one at a single supermarket in Tennessee.

>> No.6302683
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6302683

hoooooly fuck these are good.

i also love:

foster farm's corndogs
totino's party pizzas
el monterey beef and bean burritos

>> No.6302691
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6302691

>>6302683

oops, meant to post this:

pancake and sausage on a stick. this is what i'd want to eat on death row as my last meal.

>> No.6302844
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6302844

also stauffer's mac and cheese and a cheap bottle of red wine

>> No.6302876
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Yo

>> No.6304016
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they're starting to not taste as good as they used to for me but i still like them very much

>> No.6304296
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kraft shapes

>> No.6304326

that,op's pic hamburger helper, specifically beef stroganoff, add sour cream or french onion dip see, not so bad.

>> No.6304343

Really bad breakfast burritos from a dirty mexican place. Eggs ham potatoes and shredded 'cheeze' smother in red sauce and wala

>> No.6304355

>>6302876
yesss

I've tried some non-processed versions and it all tastes like shit comparatively

>> No.6304361

>>6304016
I keep a box of these in the freezer for when I get home at like 2am and just want to get some food into me before passing out.

So good but so bad for you.

>> No.6304368

>>6304016
Ever try cooking them in the oven instead of the microwave. It's.. weird. Probably the only thing that doesn't taste right when evenly cooked.

>> No.6304379

Vienna sausage and various mres. Fuckin love mres

>> No.6304394

>>6296785
kraft mac and cheese with ground cooked hamburger mixed in.......... WHY DO I LIKE IT IDK

>> No.6305327

>>6304394
same for me except I put in chopped-up little smokies instead of hamburger.

>> No.6306488

>>6305327
fuck me I did this too.

>> No.6306601

>>6304394
>>6305327
>not bacon bits

>> No.6306734

>>6300663
I'm not a fan of the McGriddle, but I like their greasy biscuit sandwiches.

>> No.6306736

>>6304016
>doing it for free

>> No.6306741
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6306741

Pic related. Not really a guilty pleasure. More of a thing I keep in the freezer for a lazy day.

>> No.6306742

if it counts: gravey

I mean how are you supposed to find fresh bone or meat leftovers and spend an hour cooking a small pot everytime you want to hae gravey.

>> No.6306994

>>6306742

Plus there often aren't enough drippings to make a decent amount of gravy.

>> No.6307042

Hormel roast beef hash with scrambled eggs and buttered rye toast.

>> No.6307046
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6307046

Surimi. I fucking love it so much. I don't know why people are so squeamish about this stuff. It's absolutely perfect for what it is: cheap, versatile generic seafood flavor.

>>6306741
YES. I don't care that it can only barely be considered "pizza." I love shitty frozen pizza and Red Baron is by far my favorite brand.

>> No.6307049

>>6306734
>McD's biscuit sandwiches

My nigger.

>> No.6307072

>>6307046
I've tried that a few times, it's pretty good. The quality on brands varies. I don't remember what I bought but I think it was from some Japanese market.

>> No.6307076

>>6307046
I heard about a restaurant that served french fries smothered in a garlic gravy and crabmeat. Do you think if i used fake crab it would still work? I want to make it because it sounds fucking delicious

>> No.6307080
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>>6296785
these greasy salty little buggers

>> No.6307082

>>6296785
>buy hamburger helper
>doesn't include hamburger

yeah real fucking helpful, why wouldn't i just make my own noodles and hamburger?

>> No.6307123

>>6296785
>be a kid
>get served this once
>"mom what is this"
>"hamburger helper - try it"
>do so
>what the fuck am I eating
>realize that it is just hamburger with the helper being whatever the fuck is in the box
>fuck

Hamburger Helper is a misnomer. It is a fucking hindrance - you can do so much tastier shit with a pound of ground beef

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>>6300663
>be in high school (this was in 07)
>retake SAT at neighboring town's high school
>eat McGriddle
>take essay portion - break time
>pee
>walk back to room
>can't poop but kind of need to
>definitely some gas a brewing
>I'm sitting in the back of the room - there are a bunch of girls on my way back to my seat
>I let out a nasty SBD fart as I walk by them, my ass at their face level
>as I sit down one of them coughs
>mfw McGriddle farts

>> No.6307166

>>6307076
I actually think fake crab would be better. Real crab is kind of wasted if you're just covering it in gravy and serving it on potatoes.

>> No.6307171

>>6307076
I don't see why not, it sounds good. Given that surimi is pretty inexpensive, it's not likely to put you on the street to try it out.

>> No.6307220

What is hamburger helper?

It doesn't look like a hamburger to me.

>> No.6307399

>>6296785
Hamburger Helper got me interested in cooking. In the military I experimented with adding different ingredients. Using chorizo instead of ground beef. Add an onion or two, and some curry powder...It is the perfect gateway to real cooking.

>> No.6307419

>>6307399
Funny you mention curry, Anon. I've actually based quite a few curry recipes around the idea of being simple and easy to prepare like hamburger helper. I call it thaiburger helper (I usually do thai curries, looking to into indian ones)

>> No.6308236

>>6307046
>surimi
You mean imitation crab? Or is it different because you have some faggy name for it?

>> No.6308336

>>6307123
Yeah, but it makes shitty mom's feel like they actually cooked a meal.

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>>6307141
>>as I sit down one of them coughs

>> No.6308363
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6308363

So fucking delicious with pasta or rice

>> No.6309224

>>6296785

If you have Hamburger Helper without hamburger, is it just Helper?

>> No.6309225

>>6296785
velveetaa fuuuuuck yes