/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>stop liking what I don't like

I saw some stupid nigger call a dish of manicotti cannelloni and then claim to be Italian.

One time I saw some dude pour himself a bowl of nails, and I thought, oh, alright, here's a tough cookie, but then the asshole goes ahead and pours milk in it, totally ruining the entire point.

i bet he puts cheese on his seafood too, what a fuckin dickmonger.

>>6283380
Nigga do you read?
>Sushi
>With
>Ketchup

squeeze mustard from the bottle as a snack

he does this regularly

>>6283417
I'll pour some mustard on the side of a plate and eat it with sliced cheese and nothing else.

>>6283410
kek'd aloud.

Once my sister ate a plate of pickles covered in ranch dressing and ketchup. The vinegar could have burned my eyebrows off.

And once when my boyfriend was drunk he ate potato salad with a piece of pizza instead of a fork but I imagine it didn't taste too awful

>>6283441
>he ate potato salad with a piece of pizza instead of a fork

wait, like, how? was the pizza like a chip, and the potato salad like a dip? or did he just put the potato salad on the pizza like a plate, and ate the pizza with it on top?

>>6283323
I squeeze mayo on top of my sushi.

>>6283444
He just dipped the cold pizza in the potato salad since it hardens up in the fridge like a giant nacho. He does weird shit like that even when he's sober like miing three things in a pot and eating it. But hey he's the farthest thing from picky so idc

>>6283445
that actually sounds like something the japanese would do.

>>6283441
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My brother's gf once put mayo on smoked salmon, because there was no more sauce. You can't do that.

Also, some of my friends once put butter in their coffee, because there wasn't any milk left. And it was like, blocks of butter, maybe 50 grams a cup.

GF puts ketchup on everything. What's more annoying is that she is a fantastic cook. She'll make some awesome meal then put ketchup on it.

>Make her a nice pizza with mozz, mushrooms, blue cheese, ham and bacon
>She drenches every bite with ketchup

>She makes her take on an english roast dinner, Roasted potatoes, carrot and parsnip mash, broccoli, roast chicken, roast sausages, gravy and bread sauce
>Puts fucking ketchup on it too

>>6283457
I've seen it quite often on salmon nigiri.

when I worked short order some guy wanted his eggs burnt, I mean the ticket literally said burnt, but in the style of sunny side up, but with black edges, When they took it out to him they said he drowned them in ranch ketchup and tabasco sauce, I just loled and continued on with my day though.

>>6283791

I had a roommate like that, everything had to have some kind of condiment covering it and she always asked for sauce when eating out. We went out for dumplings and she got three little tubs of sweet chilli sauce and would dip the dumpling, take a bite and re-dip.

>>6283323
Well ketchup was originally a Chinese pickled fish sauce.

>>6283791
>ketchup on pizza
>ketchup on everything you listed there
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>6283813
What's ranch ketchup?

>>6283323
There's people out there who don't put ranch on their pizza. What fucking idiots

>friends house
>smoked a little
>hungry as fuck
>throws some butternut squash, onions, and mushrooms in a pan with cold oil
>heats it up
>adds maple syrup, soy suace and some dried spices I don't remember
>mashes everything together

Not really rage but it was fucking disgusting. We ate it anyway though.

>>6283827
but it's not anymore is it motherfucker

>make a pizza from scratch
>lots of top notch ingredients
>made this same pizza many times, have nearly perfected the dough/sauce recipes and topping selection
>finally finished, it's a masterpiece
>I cut a slice out for girlfriend, and bring it to her
>as I'm telling her about how I made it and how good it will be....she drenches it in offbrand ranch
>"uh anyway, enjoy"

>>6283422
Why not just pour it onto the sliced cheese directly?

cheap ass italian restaurants not properly cooking the egg and cream sauce.

>>6283827
No, no it wasn't. The word has common root, the recipe is unrelated.

>Get home drunk as fuck
>pizza time
>oven is broke
>only have frozen pizza's
>put pizza on stove
>throw everything from my fridge on there
>and i mean a weeks worth of food on top of this pizza
>its covered in cheeses, sauces, random meats, fucking lettuce, vegetables, sphagetti
>eat it all
>no food for a week
fuck

>>6283323
I saw an American exchange student put kecthup and mayonnaise in his pasta

I went home for dinner last night and my mom made a damn good salmon filet and my sister put ketchup on it

Visually disgusting was when my gf put mayo in her mother's shitty borscht. It looks exactly like spaghetti vomits. She ate half of it and left it in the kitchen. Sat for 2 days there and stained the bowl.

>meet 10/10 who has perfect boobies, heart shaped ass, virgin, and is kind funny and considerate
>third date puts ketchup on her scrambled eggs

dropped.

>be at hipster French bistro restaurant downtown
>boorish loudmouth at the table next to us orders salade niçoise
>demands tobasco for seasoning

huh

once I saw someone eat ketchup with sushi

>>6284866
damn

>>6283323
Some people just prefer different things, sure a lot of what I'm reading sounds nasty but why should I care if its someone else's food?

>>6283791
She puts ketchup on everything she eats.
You never said she puts ketchup on your penis.
I sad for you.

>>6283445
>>6283457
>>6283800
Isn't spicy mayo a common condiment on sushi?

>>6283323

I saw an autistic child on the internet posting pictures of an angry frog.

>>6283323
I've seen fuckers piss, puke, and shit in bathroom sinks. that's why I'll never wash my hands while out in public

>>6283657

I'm a guy.

Saw some guy use ketchup
I'm scarred from it

>>6285197
yup it is

>>6283832
What you get when you forget a comma.

>using ketchup on anything but tendies
Plebs

>>6283402
they look the same

>>6285219
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My sister has Pica.
She eats paper napkins, chalk and baby powder more than she eats real food.

Most of the things posted in this thread are not even that weird. I am sure that each and every one of you do at least one food-related thing that other people think is very strange.

>>6285635
would she start eating a dick while giving a blowjob?

>>6285635
>pica
Dude seriously fucking pica

Uuuuughghghg

I don't understand this shit. Pic related.

>>6283323
>sushi with ketchup

A small drizzle on tamagoyaki would be acceptable from a flavor standpoint, but still a culinary faux pax

>>6283323
Saw a wetback eat Oreos with ketchup and shit. Yuck

>>6285880
Mi cousin ate her "pan con chicharron"(boiled and then fried pork, bread, onions, and fried yam) with mayo

i work as a bartender in italy and some days a ago this german guy came in, orderder a piadina and a capuccioni which is digusting already

then he started to dip the piadina into the cappuccino, i felt physically sick

>>6283682
I can just about understand this because eggs royale is a thing, but >>6283689 is just confusing. Were your friends high as kites?

>>6283450
When I was in the reserve everything they served us was such shit I just mashed it all together. Coleslaw/spaghetti/chocolatechipcookiesurprise. I think watching me eat made others lose their appetites.

>>6285580
It's a kektastrophe

>>6285580
>>6286063
Yeah he's eaten a few things I would never touch. Like dumping enchiladas in a pot of mac and cheese and miing it up and eating it' tortilla chips in spaghetti, mayo on almost everything. But like I said....no fedora tipping ever goes on near me so I don't care. Wish I could just eat whatever edible stuff was around....he survived canned green beans from 2011.