/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6280847
My favorite reviewbrah moment was when he didn't know how to eat those cheese fries from Wendys and got all flustered

>>6280868
I respect the hell out of him for uploading that anyway

>>6280847
I love this guy. I wish he was my friend.

>>6280901
Seriously. I'd eat dinner with him.

>>6280847
link me to this kid

>>6280924
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q

Latest review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M57tPIOVco

>>6280921
>reviewbrah
I'd fuck him. Yeah, I said it.

I'll respect him when he wears a suit that fits.

Holy shit, what is the point of even dressing up if you're going to look worse than if you just worse casual clothes?

>>6281720
I'd fuck that Thomas Kinkade painting on the wall. Because if we're not going to have standards, why not?

>>6281731
Loose fitting suits look better than form fitting ones, Reviewbrah has said many times he considers that hipster stuff to be in poor taste and not fitting for a man

Minus the slicked back hair, I am the spitting image of this guy. Not joking.

Am I an ugly fuck, /ck/?

>>6281018
The sheer professionalism of his reviews is amazing. Based ReviewBrah ftw!

>>6281757
I'm not talking about hipster skinny shit. I'm talking about a suit that actually fits. I've owned suits my whole life because I had to, not because I was trying to make a statement. That suit just doesn't fit that boy. It looks like he either borrowed it from his dad or picked it up at a thrift store.

>>6281768
Not sure if trolling..

>>6281772
I know the suit you rented/borrowed for prom probably looked like that, but nobody cared because everyone looked as awkward as you did.

The suits this kid wears don't fit. Either he doesn't know his own measurements or he borrowed them. Either way, they don't fit.

>>6281781
My fucking goodness you're autistic, or you just plain don't understand the charm of this guy. Or both, probably both.

I want Review Brah to come to my town and dine with my at this city's fanciest restaurant.

>>6281760
Not ugly, just weasle-like

>>6281781
they fit fine enough, he doesn't have to look like David Beckham. It's off the rack, probably 38S, but whatever. Its just we only see people in suits these days that have a dick load of money or really REALLY care about having a *perfect* suit, so if someone is neither but still wears a suit, they look unusually bad comparatively.

Its like how everyone on TV has to have whitened teeth and heavy tans, because if a normal human would sit next to them, everyone would say "Who's the pale guy with the grey teeth?"

>>6281792
>he wears a suit! I'm impressed!
That's pretty much the #1 selling point I see talked about for this guy. When I grew up, males wore suits and parted their hair. That was the bare minimum required of men and boys. It was not, in itself, impressive. And I grew up poor. We still wore better clothes than that.

>>6281812
>When I grew up, males wore suits and parted their hair.
so you're 80? It's not quite as easy as that anymore. I try and make an effort to show a little bit of my personality though my dress, which at time includes a suit. There just isn't as much of a "culture" surrounding it anymore so it's difficult.

>>6281812
lol, you just confirmed both of my points.
thanks anon, you made me laugh.

>>6280847
>Since Joey is kill

what, did that fat faggot finally quit?

>>6281818
It really isn't difficult. Tailors have been around forever and they are still around. Hell, you can even buy a suit off-the-rack that will do you fine, if you know what your measurements are.

My whole point has been that it isn't impressive because it really isn't a hurdle. When I grew up, literally every man who wasn't homeless (and many who were) owned a suit. It was expected (and still should be). Wearing an ill-fitting suit conveys neither professionalism nor extravagance. That they aren't so commonly worn today doesn't make it any different. You have attended events where you needed a suit. You need a suit. No one is going to sing your praises because you wear one while eating Taco Bell. It's 100% pure gimmick.

>>6281838
Close enough.

>>6281840
>It's 100% pure gimmick
I thought that was kinda the point

>>6281768
>>6281781

I assume you are just pretending to be old, because in the late 80s/early 90s, that was way suits fit. Not saying it looked good, any more so than those spandex suits from Indochino that look like they're three sizes too small, but that was fine.

His judgement in wearing that style of suit is another story.

Pic related because I'm too lazy to google up an authentic period photograph of someone wearing that style of suit, but this is close enough.

>>6281840
>When I grew up, literally every man who wasn't homeless (and many who were) owned a suit. It was expected (and still should be). Wearing an ill-fitting suit conveys neither professionalism nor extravagance.

And wearing the kind of suit a homeless man can afford conveys what, exactly?

No one looks good in a Mens Wearhouse tier suit. Maybe some exceptionally handsome people can look good *despite* that kind of suit, but I'm not really sure what you're trying to argue here. The kid looks ridiculous and autistic, but the problem is that he is wearing a suit at all, not that it "doesn't fit" (which it does)

>>6281840
Why is wearing a suit important? What is the practical use of wearing one?

>>6281850
Don't try to reason with an autist. It's not worth the effort.

>>6281850
So why aren't you buying all the infomercial products, or trying to make money in real estate, with no money down? If the poorly-executed gimmick is all that matters, why not support other lousy gimmicks?

>>6281853
You might want to go ahead and do that research. The people who wore suits that made them look like this kid were definitely wearing hand-me-downs. Or they were fat, and he obviously isn't. Case-in-point, look at Ron Paul. He wears ill-fitting suits (and sneakers) but he's intentionally not trying to impress anyone. He's trying to get away with the bare minimum of decorum. So is your Reviewbrah. But you're impressed by the bare minimum.

>>6280868
holy shit how stupid can someone be

mfw when he googled it

>>6281869
You're trying to equate things that take actual effort to watching a youtube video of some kid eating food?

Did you forget to take your meds this morning?

>>6281869
You're entertaining for the same reasons as ReviewBrah.
You. Just. Don't. Get. It.

It's funny because his suits are his only clothes in his wardrobe. You can see in his house tour video.

They're also his dead fathers.

>>6281874
Fine. If the shitty suits are the point, why argue that they're not as bad as they are?

>>6281883
>he thinks he's been talking to just one person
>he doesn't realize everyone here thinks he's a crazy autist
ayy lmao

>>6281869
>Case-in-point, look at Ron Paul

I can do better than your favorite crackpot loon. Look at any elected official or career bureaucrat in DC or most State Department employees internationally. Look at pretty much every president of the United States in recent history. They wear boxy traditional American-style sack suits that look pretty much like that. The sort you can get at Brooks Bros where, contrary to what Styleforum may want you to believe, people actually still shop.

Of course they have adult physiques so they fill the jacket much better, but that is how they dress. Because the point is not to stand out, but to blend in. Because that's the culture of the US Federal Government, which is, incidentally, one of the most powerful institutions in the history of humanity. Looking "good" takes a backseat to looking "conventional".

Now, you want to look at people who wear nice suits that are meticulously tailored? Go to the larger offices of most so-called "wall street" financial institutions (although most of the employees at such banks are not physically on Wall Street). I don't mean the back office in Atlanta where the people who don't matter work, I mean the places that are doing the deals and meeting with powerful and wealthy people.

>But you're impressed by the bare minimum.

Cute insult, but I just jumped into this thread to correct your misconceptions about how professional adults dress.

>>6281891
>Now, you want to look at people who wear nice suits that are meticulously tailored? Go to the larger offices of most so-called "wall street" financial institutions (although most of the employees at such banks are not physically on Wall Street). I don't mean the back office in Atlanta where the people who don't matter work, I mean the places that are doing the deals and meeting with powerful and wealthy people.

Please, stop embarassing yourself.

>>6281899

How would I embarrass myself on an anonymous underground canto-pop appreciation newsgroup? It's just some friendly advice from a guy who has done contract work at both a major investment bank in New York, and the federal government in DC.

If you just want to rant about dumb kids these days and you were born in the wrong decade, be my guest. No one can tell that you're just pretending to be retarded.

>>6281899
>>6281891
If you guys really want to see "what rich people wear", google "Yacht Club member" compared to "Yacht Club style".

The world's elite dress like shit. I'm talking about embroidered Tommy Bahama polo tucked into pleated, elastic waist band jean shorts, and crocs.

>>6281912

You're talking about what people wear when they're getting drunk on the yacht. I'm talking about what people wear to the office.

>>6281891
That's kind of the point. You can look at any elected officail or career bureaucrat and compare them to Ron Paul or Reviewbrah and still see that the latter two look like shit. That's fine if they're just trying to get by, but when people start praising them for their fanciness, it's completely ridiculous.

No one faults a programmer or a congressional staffer who doesn't need to appear before a camera if he wears a tie or shitty suit because he has to. But when you look unprofessional and your professional look is supposed to be your selling point, there's something wrong, either with you or your audience.

Also, you can wear a Brooks Brothers suit and still not look like shit. Stephen Colbert did it for years. The problem is not with "meticulous tailoring," but whether or not your suit even fits at all.

>>6281916
even better

here's a couple average millionaires for ya

>>6281918

Actually you can find reams of AP photos of staffers and third-tier bureaucrats looking dumpy and uncomfortable as hell in their Brooks Bros sack suits. Why it's considered acceptable is beyond me, but they know they're going to be seen like that by the public, and they do it anyway. I could write a couple paragraphs of speculation on that but I don't really feel like it unless you can troll me into responding more.

>>6281911
I worked and lived in the sort of high-finance millieu you talk about since I was born. Most everyone dresses like shit, except for the aspirational interns, because they don't need to prove anything to each other. Imagine a 50 year old man, richer than god, who gets his suits at Brioni but always asks the tailor to "leave me some extra room in the gut, shoulders, chest, and seat, so I'm comfortable."

Expensive? Sure.
Well-fitting? Nope, sorry.

>>6281923
Yet you aren't praising them for how professional and refined they look, aren you? You're doing exactly the opposite. So why should Reviewbrah be the exception? He looks like shit too.

All I'm saying is that there's no good reason to praise him for his suits if all you really care about is that he's an awkward sperglord who likes to dress like an idiot and film himself talking about tacos.

>>6281927
>Imagine a 50 year old man, richer than god, who gets his suits at Brioni but always asks the tailor to "leave me some extra room in the gut, shoulders, chest, and seat, so I'm comfortable."
>Well-fitting? Nope, sorry.

WTF? How would you have an obese man dress? You'd like him to have an aggressively tightened waistline to show off his wonderful figure?

>>6281933

Did you even read my original post? Please re-read it again >>6281853

I'm not going to repeat myself just because you have no reading comprehension and can't understand that you're arguing with multiple people.

nice fashion thread guys.

>>6281935
Where did I imply he was obese? Key word was also "extra" room. Obviously a tailor isn't going to give an obese man a slim-fitting suit, you nonce.

>>6281942
>I'm just going to keep on changing my argument because I have my head up my ass and I'm just here to complain

Cool man, that's fine. I guess I'm done here now.

>>6281933
>being this autist
>calling ReviewBrah a sperglord
irony much?

>>6281943
:^)

Stop posting this shit. It isn't funny.

>>6281938
I can pretty much stop here because you apprently believe that my responding to multiple people somehow means that I think I'm arguing with one person.

You don't argue with people who cannot understand the law of noncontradiction.

>>6281953
You respond to them as if they were only one person though.
>I was only pretending to be a retard
yeah okay lol

>>6281971
I'd take the bait if you tried a little harder. Make it worth my while.

Reviewbrah's suits all fit, he's just emulating a style of suits from the late 80s and early 90s when suits were baggier and roomier.

Seriously, they fit, they're just extremely outdated compared to the slim fit suits nowadays.

>>6281980
>I just realized I'm retarded
>How do I respond to this???
>I know, I'll call it bait and look smart!
topkek

>>6281981
>I didn't read the thread.

>>6281994
Really? I mean, you weren't great but now you're not even trying. Did you run out of juice?

>>6281998
>damage control intensifies

>>6282002
So, do you want to continue the conversation or not? Because I can click any thread and read "loli troll u" over and over.

guys plz

plz stop

>>6282008
I've already made my point. You're an autist who just plain doesn't understand the charm of this guy. There's nothing further to discuss.

>>6282020
>oh shit don't have anything else to say
>lol u was pretend 2 retard
>i has no response
K.

>>6282019

Why? It's fun to watch some spergmeister try to argue that "in order to impress the Real Elite Powerful Reptoids you have to dress like an alzheimer's patient with an Amex Black Card"

>>6282025
This guy gets it.

>>6282020
See >>6282025

>>6282025
See, this is good. This is what I'm looking for.

>>6282029
He finally realized he's talking to more than one person. Praise Jesus! It's a miracle!

>>6281981
He's a spergy, awkward looking fucking kid who's EGO has grown bigger than his suit because idiots like you keep praising him instead of ignoring him to dwell in his own sperg.

Shame on you.

>>6282075
The wonderful thing about ReviewBrah, is that he doesn't have an ego. He's not like sellout Joey.

>>6282099
Of course not. He's externalized his ego into his fucking suit. That's why he shows no emotion in his reviews, there's nothing fucking left.

Nigger can't even enjoy a cheap-ass fast food item.

Jesus christ what do you guys even argue about? The suits of reviewbrah NEVER fit him, they're too loose and big for him. Do everybody else wear good fitting suits? Fuck no but that's beside the point.

>>6280868
What happened? Did he not understand how to operate a disposable fork?

>>6282142
Wendys didn't include a fork, so he expressed confusion about how cheese fries are consumed as he reluctantly picked through the fries with his fingers and the toppings sliding off to his dismay, eventually resulting in him googling how to eat cheese fries to find no useful results, and ending the review with him seeming rather disappointed in himself for not figuring out the cheese fries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l2NDXci4YE

>>6282161
He reviews fast food products, and mocks them for being unhealthy. Is there anyone more retarded on this earth?

Anybody got that screenshot of him confirming he posts on /ck/?

>>6282111
His favorite is pizza, he also seems quite fond of wings.

Daily reminder that ironically liking terrible videos still means you have bad taste.

>>6282235
Daily reminder that ReviewBrah is based as fuck.
Also, nobody cares about your shit taste in videos.

>>6282235

Who likes them ironically? For one thing...I too eat lots of pizza, frozen or otherwise, and fast food...so I legitimately have interest in the reviews, and as far as him personally goes I enjoy his dry humor and general way of speaking, I listen to his talk show as well.

>>6282235
listening to him is real relaxing. have you seen his video where he shows us his day?

>>6282261
>>6282256
>>6282266
>being this beta

>pic related, it's a taste of what you chumps would get if you ever met the likes of me

>>6282280
A hairy womans arm?

>>6282280
looks like we have an internet tough guy in the thread, watch out guys, be scared! :^)

>>6282285
No, a filthy, stained couch.

>>6281840
>old ass niggas on 4chan shaking their firsts at the young people and their rap music

This guys is a total fucking weed head. But I love to watch his food reviews simply because of his positive attitude. Plus he's a total bro - someone you definitely wanna have a beer with or hang out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WYduj04yBU

>>6282397
>weed head
Ayy lmao

>>6282356
No one is impressed by your fedora, you know, just because it's something "old people" used to wear.

I know I risk opening the floodgates on reviewbrah here, but his KFC video allows comments

>>6282722
He's been doing that lately.
Makes him based as fuck.

>>6282731


I refuse to watch his uploads until he grows a pair. The little faggot is as much a troll/instigator as all of 4chins put together.

>>6282161
Oh my god this kid lol. He's so spastic.

>>6280847
I feel like this dude was raised by his grandma. I prefer the energy drink reviews.

>>6282280
Picture of an awkwardly posed fist.
Sickly pale and oddly hairy
Weird wrist tendon thing going on
Filthy poor curtains.
File name suggesting there are multiple copies of this image, and that your name is ridiculous
Provocative threats and meme insults

How has a post this well crafted only got two replies? This is the Medium rare tenderloin of baits.

>>6282731

yeah I left a comment on his video because he does make them look delicious as fuck.

TARNATION BOB MASTER RACE

>>6280847
when he starts reviewing booze hes gona be goat

>>6280847
come to think of it, he might make good firearm reviews...
hes in new jersey i think, what age u gotta be to own rifles/pistols?

>>6283723
>File name suggesting there are multiple copies of this image, and that your name is ridiculous
are you an idiot, that's the sort of URL you get if you grab an image from GIS and directly paste the url instead of uploading

Who /foodreviewfeels/ here?

When will /fit/ leave /ck/?

>>6283905
>Let's take a look at this box of 5.56
>LOOK AT THE TIP! IT'S GWEEN! GWEEN!!

>>6282161
I lost my shit at the google part

>>6282235
I genuinely enjoy ReviewBrah. Eat shit.

>>6285644
>everything is there

My sides.

His pizza hut triple stuffed crust pizza review is so fucking based.

Jesus this thread is still here?

So let's discuss. Pleats. Are they back?

>>6282397
Jesus christ, this guy looks like he's 50 but he says he's 28. Talk about shitty genes

>>6285879
They're definitely coming back, but it's a slow return. I guarantee in 5 years pleated pants will be the norm.

>>6285879
>Jesus this thread is still here?

It was made just yesterday...

>>6285879
You're new to /ck/ aren't you

>>6285994
>the 300 post limit is oldfag tier

I'm pretty sure it was 150 back in the day...

As autistic and socially awkward as review brah is, at least he's not Joey tier pathetic.

>>6286009
They're both pathetic.

>>6286019
But Joey is spiraled out of control and flew into the side of the mountain pathetic.
Reviewbrah might still get control of his life and pull up into a normal person.
Joey is too far gone.

>>6286019
At least Reviewbrah's got a pretty strong radio show going.

>>6281920
Who the fuck are you???

This is not a very nice thread. Not at all what I would've expected from a thread about this guy.

>>6286159
What did you expect?

>>6286170
A slower thread with less discussion of fashion and autism and a bigger focus on favorite videos and fast food.

>>6286179
Welcome to 4chan.

>>6281891
>so-called "wall street"

>>6281760
pls make thread in /b/ and post dick and face

>>6281920
Isn't that the wailing jew guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5V-uJtLlVI

>>6282235
Reviewbrah is legitimately top tier.

>>6280868
This one is also great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjrt_f1cbx0

>>6287692
All of his reviews are GOAT-tier.
I eat everything he reviews, ReviewBrah is love, ReviewBrah is life.

>>6287692
Lmao, I like how he used a straw in a glass it's not longer than, basically eliminating the purpose of it.

>>6287716
Isn't he adorable?

>every video has like 4,000 views
>that one pizza review with half a million views
did it get spammed that much??

>>6287719
>tfw he was doing this since he was twelve or something
>tfw he wears those suits to school every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyD3nCv_emI

>>6287719
He's my favorite reviewer personally

>>6281920
I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE IN 1965

>>6287655
holy shit, his expression at 2:54 is the greatest thing I've ever seen

What disorder does he have? Because I knew someone who literally wore the same outfit everyday for a year and he wasn't a blogger or anything but there was something wrong.

>>6287899
He's probably autistic, but that doesn't make him any less based.

>>6287771
holy fuck first time I know about this. He looks like a puppy in comparison to the other videos

>>6283723
It's too obvious, m8. There has been such an explosion of obvious h8 b8, that people are developing a resistance/tolerance to it. Maybe eventually everyone will need to make sense to be taken seriously and even get a reply, but we're not there yet.

>>6287899
>>6287911
Nice dubs. Also, kill yourselves tranny faggots.

>>6287899
He has a bunch of different suits though. He's just fedorable.

NEW REVIEWBRAH!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q-Wh72iN24

ReviewBrah is awesome.

I have a juicer but when a I feel like a fruit smoothie I have a fruit salad. Saves a lot of mess, time, and pulp. Plus if I use the juicer and wake up my cat he'll get me back. Evil little bugger.

>>6288288
Y HE NO DO COMMENTS
He had them enabled for another vid, maybe it was a mistake ;_;

>enables comments
>nothing but positivity
>bans comments again

o-ok bud

>>6280868
seriously. obvious home schooling and the town he lives in is tiny. the only thing they have to look forward to there is racing

>>6288428
He talks about going to school in his idle mind lectures though. He's also from New Jersey.

>>6288426
>>6288368
He was doing a test the last time, and comments were pending anyways.

He does these tests from time to time to see how comments are and then considers bringing them back based on results.

>dumb cunt can't handle criticism
>turns off comments

pretty standard Youtube stuffs

>>6282235
perhaps i like his content you dumb piece of shit

>>6288507
Ergo you have shitty taste. Yes, we know.

>>6283901
cant wait, 3 more years until he just starts with a glass of wine on his sunday reviews. the beginning of the end.

>>6285644
i couldnt of made it better myself 10/10

>>6282397
subbed. he has another loyal subscriber

>>6282397
its so sad to think that fast food can make someone this genuinely happy. it really is a drug

>>6288516
> Stop liking what I don't like!!!

He is pretty funny.

>>6287692
that fucking straw hahahaha

>>6288432
no he lives in a very small town in new york

>>6283901
i can't wait for him to review malt liquor and bum wines

>>6286187
4chan - fashion & altruism

>>6288436
I bet he has heuristic analyses and statistical data.

>>6287746
he's got some in the 10k's. that domino's review is my favorite though I believe its where we got

>everything is there

>>6288563
New Jersey is a different state.

>>6281018
'when did review brah get so witty

>>6281018
at 4:35.....I WANT TO GIVE HIM MY DICK SO BAD.

>>6281920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svGAQJYIRqQ

Is this him?

Broeys - Positive well adjusted people that contribute to society
ReviewBitches - Socially inept NEETs with poor hygiene and a thin grasp on reality

>>6288990
>Broeys - Internet culture LOLRANDUM memesters.
>ROTW ans - Intelligent well mannered pizza enthusiasts.

>>6289009
>I'm not fat, I'm a "pizza enthusiast"

>>6289010
Does Reviewbrah look fat to you? His diet works.

>>6289012
Reviewbrah is a skinny guy with fat fans
Joey is a fat guy with skinny fans

>>6289012
Because he barely eats anything. He'll take a few mouse-y bites of each thing he reviews and leaves it be.

>>6289014
You've never seen any fans, stop talking out of your ass.

>>6289015
For the review, what, do you really think he'd make an hour long video eating a pizza just to review it when he could do that with a single slice? he says in his talk show that he eats entire pizzas by himself.

>>6289017
>You've never seen any fans
that's because they're all stuck in their mother's basements

>>6280847
I have to wonder if anyone in this thread actually likes this guy or if they're saying they do because they're actually making fun of him. Laughing at, not with sort of deal. I bet that happened every day at school for this guy. It's upsetting to think that most of you are pretending to like him when really the laughs you're having are at his expense because of his oddness.

>>6289024
I don't see what's odd about him at all, he's an incredibly average and humble guy from what I can tell, other than his style of dress which is strange, but I don't judge people by that....and even still wearing suits is less odd than skinny jeans, coloring your hair unnaturally, or putting holes in your ears as far as I'm concerned.

>>6280868
>>6282142
this shit is fucking great. his panic starts around 2 minutes in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l2NDXci4YE

>>6281845
>ruin the gains joey has made
>gains
>joey

>MUH GAINZ

>>6289014
Most of reviewbrahs fans are from /fit/ and /misc/

>>6289015
It's like this guy doesn't listen to his VORWs where he talks about clearing out pizzas himself.

>>6280868
>getting your ass beat by chili fries so hard that Google can't even save you

>>6280868
Interesting. He clearly, clearly shows signs of depression and or bi polar with all of that audible self criticism he uses on himself as if hes having a conversation with someone who's not there.

>stop it! Now you're trying to find a way to blame them?

If he does this a lot, maybe someone can tell me, than surely he has depression either led my self hate or due to bi polar disorder. Maybe both.

He needs to stop eating shit and work out.

>>6289820

>he googles how to eat cheese fries
>you set me up for this wendys

>>6287884
he walked Dylan in 1975
he knew the Grateful Dead from 1966

yeah... I've watched that video way too much

>>6283905
he's in Maine, I think.

He possibly can't be worst than nuttinfancy

>>6281875

>>6282185
I need to see that.

>>6287771
I can just picture this kid spazing out while bouncing off the walls after all these energy drinks.

>>6281920
Jewishconfusionmelody.mp3

Is his accent Long Island or Boston?

>>6293511
He's from New Jersey.

>>6288426
>comments need to be approved
...

>>6288647
You want to give him your FULL LOAD?

>>6288748
Even with moot making the whole fucking site user friendly, people are as stupid as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeChbRBJK6Q

Yes, it's him.