/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Okay, I'm not much of a cook, but something just happened to me that I need to tell you all
>be starving artist
>literally starving
>decide to make a toasted ham and cheese sandwich
>too busy to wait for it this time, so I leave it to toast for about ten minutes while I go draw
>time passes
>15 minutes later goes to retrieve sandwich
>smell smoke
>rush to kitchen and find my sandwich is burnt black (pic related)
>the side with ham and cheese, however, smells good
>throw out the burnt toast and put the remaining halves into one big sandwich
>taste test
>amazing
>I've got to tell someone about this!
>hey all you people
>hey all you people
>hey all you people won't you listen to me
>I just had a sandwich
>no ordinary sandwich
>a sandwich cooked at 500 degrees
>man you've got to try this sandwich
>it's no ordinary sandwich
>it's the tastiest sandwich I cremated