/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That I'm not insane.

>>6277714
I don't like my water crunchy...

>>6277722
Not even sorbet?

>>6277724

sorbet isn't supposed to be crunchy, you're thinking of a granita

even so that's not just water

>>6277724
At least that is sweetened/flavored

I wonder what her shits are like

>>6277732
>even so that's not just water

Ah but then neither is lettuce.

>>6277714
Celery > Lettuce

I'm not a fucking rabbit

>>6277714

I don't really want ecoli from all the messicans picking their ass then that shit.

>>6277714
>eating banana peels

enjoy your pesticides

>>6277714

I'd also like to point out that her video blog/tumbler/whinebox is titled "bite size" and then proceeds to eat an entire fucking farmers market of lettuce.

>>6277714
I'm not a god damn psycho.

>>6277752
She could hardly call it "Fucking retarded bullshit", could she?

if 7s vegans will be gay poopbutts

>>6277779
>will be

>>6277769

>I have to eat 10lbs of lettace to equate a single sausage patty for protien

>DAMMIT SHITLORDS YOU DON'T NEED MEAT STOP OPPRESSING ME

>>6277737

lettuce is closer to being just water than sorbet or a granita

>>6277790
>A complex living organism is more water than frozen flavored water

No sir I do not accept your conclusion.

>>6277795

I'm speaking in terms of nutrient content

>>6277800
Even then you're still wrong. The lettuce contains protein and fibre, neither of which will be more than a trace in the sorbet or granita, and decent amounts of vitamin A, C and iron.

Do you realize how much 10lbs of lettuce costs per day? It is literally cheaper and more nutritious to buy a fake meat patty and cook it up, or make something that isn't 10 fucking pounds of lettuce.

>>6277806

I guess I was basing what I was saying based off the sorbet or granita that I make at home, which I usually make with fresh berries and lemons. If it's just store bought shit then yea.

I'm not a tattoo covered prairie dog.

>>6277752
>eat an entire fucking farmers market of lettuce.

that's right, she's a lettuce hog.

hey lady, save some lettuce for the rest of us. i'm a carnist, but i want some lettuce too. how am i gonna make my blt sandwiches?

>>6277714
> believe it or not, all of this is going to go inside of me
I expected great things, and was disappointed

>>6277714
Why would you want your diet to become your personality? How much fucking time is spent on her meals?
I don't see why anyone would think what she's doing is healthy. Eating 10lbs of anything is disgusting and at the end of the day she looks bloated with sunken cheeks like some malnourished African child.

Yes, I mad.

>>6277867
>Why would you want your diet to become your personality?

Like most vegans, she doesn't actually have a personality, so it's a substitute.

>>6277867
>Why would you want your diet to become your personality?
>Why would you want who you fuck dictate your personality?
>Why would you want the color of your skin dictate your personality?
>Why would you want how much money you make dictate your personality?
>Why would you want which drugs you put into your body dictate your personality?
>Why would you want your tattoos and piercings dictate your personality?
>Why would you want your delusions of climatology dictate your personality?

Welcome to liberalism. It is a mental disease.

I can't really believe that eating a shitload of lettuce a day is enough to get your daily intake of all important nutrients.

>>6277714
lettuce contains arsenic. i wonder if she's had a blood test.

>>6277916
Whatever you say, comrade.

>>6277916
>Why would you want which political party you vote for dictate your personality?
>Why would you want your guns dictate your personality?
>Why would you want your delusions of a deity dictate your personality?

Oh hey look at that, it works the other way too.

>>6277927
>>Why would you want your guns dictate your personality?
because might equals right

>>6277927
>thinks I'm a conservative, bible thumping gun nut because I don't subscribe to the most politically toxic ideology on the face of this Earth.
TOPKEK libshit.

>>6277932
1234

>>6277916

Ok then

>>6277932
>Thinks I'm a liberal because I don't subscribe to his black & white, them v's us idiotic view of the world.

TOPKEK dumbass.

>>6277942
umad.jpg

>>6277714
God Damnit! I'm so sick of this bitch! I live in the same town as her and you can't find lettuce anywhere around here because of her! I was going to have a cook out last 4th of July.... I couldn't find any fucking lettuce for my burgers! I canceled the whole thing because of it, and that messed up my plan of getting to nail my cute amputee co-worker. Fuck this lettuce whording cunt!

>>6277943
>I literally can't even comprehend my own argument so I'll just go straight to the shitposting

Wow you didn't even try.

>>6277954
Shame you didn't even bother checking the unique posters to see that wasn't who you replied to. I think we can all see that you had your special little snowflake feels hurt ,and now you are just resorting to shitposting macros to make up for that fact.

>>6277954
Maybe he just realizes how futile arguing with emotionally fueled libtards is?

>>6277959
>>6277960

>>6277949
What region of what state? I want to know so that I can avoid it all costs and never run the chance of meeting this ashed-coloured smeagol.

>>6277967

>>6277949
Any time you pull into a parking lot around here and see her car, you can kiss getting any fucking lettuce from that establishment goodbye. Pic related it's her car. Bitch.

>>6277983
Kek

>vegans

Not. Even. Once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrEOAtsW5m4

>>6278026
Damn that goat loves it

>>6277986
Tell her you're interested in trying her diet but her bitch ass is stealing all the fucking lettuce.

>>6277714
She may have lettuce, but at least I have sense.

>>6277983

I thought this was a minecaft vid from the screep cap at first.

Wait, is this a minecraft vid?

>not eating an exclusively raw meat diet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKRr94ssnQo#t=2m56s

Man, people who eat meat are WEIRD

>>6278248
Shut up faggot

>>6278252

That was uncalled for xir.

>>6277714
>breakfast: 17 oranges
>lunch: 17 bananas
>dinner: 17 lettuces and a date
FUCKING HEALTHY AS SHIT

>>6278248

kill yourself my man

>>6278295
>17 lettuces

I know what you mean, but now I feel as though "lettuces" is what I will use in relation to any conversation of greens.

I'm okay with that.

>>6277714
Why don't we put people like her in camps?

>>6278015
I have literally never been more convinced of someone being a virgin than this guy.

>>6278341

Why? I know its from doom you fucking nigger, but with the high FPS it looks like a minecraft mod.

Why kill myself over you being a presumptuous turbo nigger?

>>6278439
end it

>>6277736
I imagine her body will start to give up from this amount of food. The diet can be sustainable just not in fucking excess.

My bet is her shit is pure green.

>>6278442

End what?

>>6278015
Eh

>>6277714
I enjoy life.

>>6277867
I read that your diet helps control your personality. This could be proven when you look at vegans (some vegetarians too) because they are all so fucking preachy and insane.

Fine, you don't want to eat meat, eggs, milk stuff whatever. Keep that shit to yourself and don't force it on other people. At most say "I'm a vegan and I'm happy about it", not "your a fucking awful person eating meat and eggs fuck you".

we can both be mad about this. it's fucking stupid as fuck.

>>6277920
She probably has to eat a bowl full of vitamin pills.

>>6278250
I'd love to see this guy interact with a group of vegans.

>>6277714
>Organic bananas
>Dole

wut

>>6278363
This too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY

>>6278484
>not consuming exclusively incorganic fruits

>>6278486
John Sakars is a legend. Love that guy and his fucking disgusting looking green smoothies.

Wouldn't you love him eating you out with that green shit stuck in his teeth and clinging to the fucking mouldy bacteria attached to his tounge?

I've never met a vegan who doesn't add bullshit adjectives into what they're eating in a desperate attempt to fool themselves into thinking that what they're eating isn't disgusting.

Normal person:
>"Hey, what are you eating?"
"Burger and fries. Burger has bacon and cheese in it"

Vegan:
>Hey, what are you eating?"
"Well, I'm eating a delicious salad with juicy tomatoes and lovely romaine lettuce and some amazing organic dressing"

Oh god I remember this chick.

Last time she was posted, there was a big argument about how old she was.

SHE'S FUCKING 26.

THAT DECREPIT SKELLINGTON IS TWENTY SIX YEARS OF AGE

>>6277714
She's dangerously skinny. Also, what's the point of eating lettuce if you can't even enjoy it? I won't eat 10lbs. of lettuce for the same reason I won't eat 10lbs. of potatoes. It's overdoing it. That kind of binge eating has to be really rough on her GI tract, too.

Binge eating is no less disgusting when it's lettuce than when it's hot dogs. Calling it "vegan" doesn't mean it isn't gluttony.

>>6278537

I was gunna guess mid 30s to be nice... yeeeeeeesh. She has that weird old people paper skin thing going on.

>>6278363
>>6278463
>dem dance moves tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7cq43hf77Y

I've seen my shits after eating a large salad with dinner, i can't imagine what the fuck comes out of her ass after eating 10 pounds of lettuce. I doubt even a fraction of that is properly digested to begin with.

>>6278295
>dinner: 17 lettuces and a date
I don't want to date anyone who eats 17 lettuces for dinner

>>6278543

no shes not you tub of guts. Shes perfectly healthy weight and appears to be relatively fit as well.

You're just so fat and everyone around you is so fucking fat you've forgotten what normal humans are supposed to look like

>>6278537

You too are also high asf. Shes normal weight and appearance (plus seriously bad tattoos) for her age

>>6278725
the guy on the right looks like hes missing a couple of chromosomes

>>6278893
>normal
she looks like she is 40 years old kek

>>6278888
No, she's too thin. That is not healthy muscle mass, even for a woman.

All that excessive vitamin A is going to be there death of her

>>6278919
>>6278912

>I am so fat my eyes are squeezing closed and can't see well anymore

>>6278926
You're that same idiot from the pasta thread, aren't you. Is this what you do all day?

>>6278922
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis_A

>Chronic intakes of excess vitamin A lead to increased intracranial pressure (pseudotumor cerebri), dizziness, nausea, headaches, skin irritation, pain in joints and bones, coma, and even death.

RIP crazy ugly vegan lady ;__;

>>6278932

not beta carotene

don't try to learn everything from googling it for 2 minutes anon

>>6277795
>romaine lettuce 95% water
>sorbet 30% carbohydrate, setting upper-bound on water content at 70%
>implying 2% cellulose, 1% protein, and 0.02% vitamin C make up for being almost entirely just water
No sir I do not accept your conclusion.

>>6277714
Because it can actually kill you. Like eating 3lbs of kale every day for months can also kill you. Weird way to go too.

Enjoy your ensuing hypothyroidism, coma, and eventual death.

>>6278927

Oh would you look at that?

crazy vegan chick is actually totally normal sized and /fit/ and probably warms up with your max, fatty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_1GemEGBzoE#t=72

>>6279024
So, does your mental illness come from your unhealthy diet, like most vegans?

>>6277714

That receding hairline. Lol.

>>6279033
Remember where you are. Everyone on 4chan is mentally ill.

>>6277714
She looks about 40 years old.
Is that what old people eat now?

>>6278847
sides in orbit

>>6277714
Looks like she is going bald. Also her eyebrows seem to be falling out.
Is that part of a normal vegan life?

>>6279024
>1/4pl8 (+women's oly bar) for warmups
>fractional weight progressions
>snatch 1rm is 68 lbs (novice male is 60lbs)
>dat fucking deadlift, can't stop keking
>seated rows
>dat back leaning to help her simultaneous curls

Bitch also needs to get on some 5/3/1, instead of doing 50+ snatches in a hundred different sets. She ain't gonna see no gains, man. Thanks for the vid, though. Definitely gonna troll /fit/ sometime with that and ask them if I'm toned enough.

After watching this video I tried eating a banana peel
nope
not
no
I've never put something so inedible in my mouth before. Tthere's something seriously wrong with this woman's taste buds, she's going to drink drain cleaner someday by accident and wont even realize it until she's dead

Ok, honest question, but is she even able to digest all of that lettuce? Like seriously, how can you eat THAT MUCH LETTUCE and expect your body to be able to process all the nutrition it provides before it's pushed out by MORE lettuce? Is her stomach just so stretched that it's not even a problem anymore? how is she not fucking sick.

>>6279115
Yes. Malnutrition causes hair loss.

>>6277714
She looks like she has some sort of terminal illness. Is she okay?

>>6278483
He's dead.

>>6279181

Cool, long as I drink my scotch and eat my red meat I'm gonna have a nice head of silver hair.

>>6279122

she's 5' 2" and 102lb so thanks for playing, fatty fatty 2x4 can't fit through the door

>>6277714

This crazy bitch literally uses a fucking database to ensure to keep her body keeps functioning.

What the fuck.

>>6279024

>dat dead lift

Is she really 26? Why is her face/skull structure of an Auschwitz detainee?

Is she wearing a wig?

>>6278888
>>6278926
>>6279024
>>6279245

>2015
>getting this assmad whilst white knighting for some leathery vegan chick

>>6279245
Why do vegans project their body-image issues onto others?

>>6279272

she's not a fucking fitness expert or a model and doesn't wear make up.

guess what, 5/10 chicks exist

>how dare this female have the audacity to make a youtube without trying to look like Jessica Rabbit

bet you $100 your deadlift looks just as shit

who am i kidding, you don't even lift!

>haha fatty
>vegan spaz is fitter than you

>>6277932
Oh god. Go back to containmentchan, and take your red pills with you.

>>6279286
no need to get so butthurt and express your solidarity with other uglies. we are all anonymous here.

>>6279280

>being an ambulocetus
>whalesong of sadness over normal sized bitches on youtube

which foot are they taking first, Princess Hamentria?

>>6279286
Would you like some counseling for your body-image issues?

>>6279245
NO GAINS
O

G
A
I
N
S

I'm going back to the joey thread

>>6279272
In the comments she said she's 30.

>>6279294
You don't need to suffer like this. It's not weakness to accept help.

>>6279286
>guess what, 5/10 chicks exist

I think the point is that if she didn't eat lettace by the bushel she shouldn't look like a 5/10 40 year old...

And instead under 30.


But if your that booty bamboozled about it I'm just a guy on the internet, pointing out you are coocoo for organic coconuts.

>>6279300

That is a rough as fuck 30. Is she a heavy smoker? I'm just trying to figure out the odd head shape / skeletor eyes she has going on.

>>6279286

She's not 5/10 because she was born that way, she's 5/10 because she fucked up her body so much she looks like a cancer patient out out of Auschwitz.

>>6279245
>womanlet AND skelly mode

embarrassing.

>>6279310
Malnutrition. Not even joking.

>>6279315

>skelly mode

>skeltor face, jowels and eye sockets engaged.

Is her 'roommate' Evil Lyn?

>>6279317

noooooo anon, she eats 10lbs of lettuce in one sitting, surely she eats enough!

These two are the SAME fucking age.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng
>anorexic
>going bald
>eats only 4 foods the entire day
>doesn't cook or prepare anything, just eats vegetables raw
>spends an hour eating 10 lbs of lettuce

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPQd6BxuTC4
>total qt
>healthy weight
>has eaten 17 foods by the end of the day
>actually prepares meals

>>6279563
One is not wearing any makeup and has a frumpy hairstyle and plain shirt, and the other has makeup and a fashionable hairstyle and cute dress

>>6279597

One has black and grey teeth and a fucking skull, the other one has teeth and a normal head.

post your teeth faget.

>>6279597
One is also a mentally ill raw foodist and the other is a more or less normal vegan that actually takes care of her body.

>>6279563

Breakfast smoothies
>5 bananas
>half a fucking pineapple
>half a box of frozen mangos

lunch
>bowl of normal salad
>1 fucking kg of oven roasted potato

Snack
>more mangos

Dinner
>stir fry veggies on rice

That's not actually so bad.

>>6279597
How a person presents themselves to others gives a good idea of what their mental state is like. And in this case, their physical state as well.

>>6279616
Her teeth are normal. Look, she doesn't look 40, she just looks like an ugly 30 year old. That's because some people are naturally not good looking. It doesn't mean veganism is bad. Genetics gave her a square jaw and thin curly hair

Yes the one on the right is naturally cuter but it's due to genetics. She has an oval face and straight hair

>>6279620

Where would you have to live to be able to afford that much fresh fruit? How well does this diet hold up in the winter?

>>6279623

I don't see no teeth in your post feget

>>6279623
Shes also white which doesn't help her looks

>>6279563
What is their age?

>>6279631
30

>>6279629

>dem god dam fucking teeth
>dat paleness
>dat paperskin

Seriously those teeth.

>>6279631
The one on the right is 25, according to >>6278537 the one on the left is 26.

>>6279597
youre out of your fucking mind

>>6279623
>Jew genetics gave her a square jaw and thin curly hair
ftfy

>>6279624
>Where would you have to live to be able to afford that much fresh fruit? How well does this diet hold up in the winter?

Thailand maybe?

But honestly, eating like this where I live (Toronto) would probably triple my food costs. She's already cutting corners by using frozen prepackaged mangos. I could do it quite easily, but I doubt being a top 1% income earner living in a huge city is the norm.

That being said, in the summer, the fruit breakfast smoothies are fucking good. 1 banana, a handful of fresh frozen strawberries, 2 scoops (or more) of vanilla or flavourless yoghurt, and a tiny bit of water. Substitute strawberries for whatever is in season, cheap, non-starchy and sweet at the time. Add mangos whenever its on sale. Pour it into a bottle, and drink it while stuck in traffic.

In the winter, I would probably die scraping ice off my car if I had that for breakfast.

>>6279666
Jew genetics might explain the Auschwitz thing too

>>6279670

Yeah that is what I was getting at, most of our fruit is frozen or expensive in the winter. This has to be an LA thing or something.

>>6279666
I kek'd satan, but she now reminds me of gollum from the animated Hobbit.

>All of this is going to go inside of me

You got my hopes up

The world would be a healthier place if we all ate 10lbs of lettuce a day.

>>6279711

where the fuck are you going to get that much lettuce

>>6279689
If you have a large deep freezer and long term planing, its doable. Buy a fuckton strawberries when in season for $2 a box, and maybe mangos. Cut and freeze and entire winter's worth. Banana's are cheap enough to buy them fresh even in the winter.

Not having large amounts of protein while scraping off ice in -30c temperatures every day is a recipe for misery.

Knowing vegan's they probably take the bus, standing at the bus-stop at those temperatures would probably end up with them getting mild frostbite in their legs.

Then again, the chick is probably from San Francisco.

>>6277714
I bet she takes slimy, green, 10-pound shits every day. That can't be healthy for the colon.

>>6279735

She probably shits as much as Canadian geese. I can imagine entire flocks of vegans flying across North America to shit in parks.

>>6279711

I'd be living in my car if I had to buy 10lbs of lettuce a day on top of other food

>>6279755
But lettuce is 25 cents a pound at China Town. 10 pounds is still less than 3 dollars

>>6279294
>so mad
>she's still not going to have sex with you
>best part is, you're just some weak bitch pretending to be /fit/

>>6279735
I don't see how that is at all bad for the colon in any way. Seems like it would be a good thing, actually.

Don't confuse that with me approving of her retarded diet though.

>>6279809
Agreed; if anything, the colon is in tip top shape because it doesn't have to do any work. That shit probably just slides on out so easily, she has to wear diapers.

>>6277839
10/10 I kek'ed

I don't eat 10lbs of lettuce a day because it is gluttony (in the sense of depriving others to feed your excess), monodiet, has essentially no proteins or fats. You can be vegan/vegetarian/ gluten-free-whatever and still diversify your sources for macro nutrients.

Why is nobody commenting on how fucking unlikely it is that a person that small can even eat 10 pounds of anything in a single meal? Even professional eaters would have trouble with 10 pounds.

>>6279735

I reckon she'd need to shit 4-6 times a day. Between three hours of eating, three hours of shitting, and cycling everywhere, I wonder what she does for a living?

I was vegetarian for a couple of months and I gave it up when no matter how much I ate I was constantly hungry.

Taking a hippo-tier crap three times day also didn't help.

>>6277714

So the choice is to eat no meat and look like her or eat meat and look like this>>6278250

It's the kobayashi maru

>>6277714
...Because how the fuck am I going to feed my gainz with lettuce? No protein there at all, man.

>>6279831

>has essentially no proteins or fats.

You'd be surprised. Especially at the quantity she eats, greens have a decent amount of protein and lots of omega-3.

http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/vegetables-and-vegetable-products/2475/2

>100 grams of romaine, 1.2g protein
>.3g fat
>10 pounds = 4536 grams
>4536 divided by 100 = 43.56
>1.2 x 43.56 = 52g protein
>.3 x 43.56 = 13g fat, about 6.5g of it being omega-3

And that's with shitty romaine lettuce. If the bitch was eating kale or spinach, she'd be be getting way more nutrition

Raw diets are stupid in part because of the sheer volume of food you have to eat, but aside from going "she's weeeeird" there's not much you can really criticise. Seems nutritionally sound, just very unconventional.

Her diet is also very different from a typical "vegan diet." Raw foodism is a whole other thing

>>6279563
They are both about the same size abd neither one is underweight. One of them has a load if makeup and hair styling, they other has a bad purple dye job and no makeup.

You fucking faggots have literally forgotten what normal people actually look like.

>>6279597
>trying to reason with permavirgin neckbeards

>>6279563
It's really not a fair comparison.

The woman on the left is going to be ugly no matter what.
>square man jaw with no depth
>thin lips
>jew nose
>wrinkles
>overplucked eyebrows
>squinty eyes
>bad hair
>tattoos

Woman on the left
>rounder feminine face
>cute nose
>fuller lips
>no wrinkles
>better hair and eyebrows
>no visible tattoos

>>6280453
Second woman should say 'right' but I put left. Herrdurrh.

>>6279901
>Raw diets are stupid in part because of the sheer volume of food you have to eat, but aside from going "she's weeeeird" there's not much you can really criticise. Seems nutritionally sound, just very unconventional.
Uh no
Many raw vegetables are very hard to digest and most grains+legumes are impossible to eat raw. You miss out SO many vitamins+minerals by restricting yourself to a raw vegan diet.

>>6280453
It's totally fair. Obviously the vegan's gross attributes are accentuated by the fact that she doesn't get the proper nutrients.

Women NEED fat in their diets.

As for the over plucked eyebrows comment, neurosis is tied to veganism.

>>6280468
She wouldn't be prettier with a healthier diet. I'm js.

>>6280483
Her hair could improve.
Maybe some extra fat could improve her.
And with a healthier diet she will age slower.

But all that 10lbs lettuce a day is going to harm her at some point.
I don't know when she became a raw vegan, but raw veganism is unhealthy.

>>6280483
If she didn't buy into the vegan bullshit,I guarantee you she would be

>>6279563
Neither of them are attractive to be honest. The right girl looks too childish and the left one looks too old.

Right's tooth gap and left's shoulders are qt though

>>6277714
my mental health isn't that bad yet

>>6280499

>>6280546
Fuck off back to /b/ with your retarded meme. I don't think they're attractive, that doesn't mean they're flat-out ugly.

>>6280559
You're a very serious and valuable poster and I hereby appoint you the Lord Master of all of /ck/.

>>6280453

>ITT
>Men that do not understand how hair and makeup work

I guarantee I could make Grandma Lettuce fully bangable by neckbeard fedora standards in about 15 minutes

and you'd all still be like
>Oh wow you look great you're not even wearing makeup

>>6279193
It's called raw veganism.

>>6279122
>Bitch also needs to get on some 5/3/1
I don't think hopping on an intermediate routine is going to do her any good when she already has shit form on all her lifts. She needs the most basic SS/SL program possible.

on one of her videos she said that vegetarians are worse than meat eaters o_O

>>6277714

My bodybuilder body can't hold that much protein.

>>6280618
We all know that to be true but why tell them that?

>>6280663
Why?

>>6278250
tumblr really needs to see this

>>6277714

This girl is in her 20s /ck/. She looks so bad though, like someone in their 40s.

Yeah, sorry. I don't see how that's healthy. She certainly doesn't look healthy. Especially if she's only 26 like you guys are saying. I would have figured she's 36.

>>6280764
>>6280692
>unique posts count not increasing

Lonely?

>>6280767
huh?

>>6280767
Did you, a guy monitoring "unique posts count" (lol what the fuck is this) on 4chan threads, just call someone else lonely? You didn't even get it right.

>>6280784 (you)
>>6280768 (you)
>not monitoring the unique posts count
How sad for you :(

>muh nutrition breakdown
>completely ignore bioavailability

>tfw i'm on my third big mac

>>6278537
>this leather skinned skeleton is TWENTY SIX
holy fuck someone get me a burger stat

>>6279735
Poo is brown because of bile and bilirubin. What you eat generally does not effect the colour of your poo.

>romaine lettuce
>not iceburg

what a plebe.

>>6280919
unless it contains a bunch of food coloring. Certain mountain dews (pitch black, voltage) will make your poop bright blue

>there really shouldn't be any concerns over vegans getting protein
>because you can get the amount needed daily in only 10 lbs of lettuce

>>6279629
But they're both white, and it does help the one on the right. It would help the one on the right in your picture too. The more white or pale, the better. Whether with a white person or japanese. The tattooed one is simply ugly and that's all there is about it.

>>6279640
Pale skin is best skin. Pale white or pale jap. Everyone else in the world loses.

>>6279122
>She ain't gonna see no gains

>>6279297
>MUH GAINS

>>6279879
>feed muh gainz

>>6277714
Why would I take advice from a 50 year old who spends hours a day eating lettuce?

>>6279818
>harvest her colon and stick it in yourself
>have powercolon
10/10

>>6279629

>no makeup vs makeup
>smiling vs not smiling

gee I wonder why one looks better than the other

She's ugly because she's ugly, not because of what she eats. If you want to call people out for having shitty diets, walk into your nearest McDonalds and take a look around, or the meat section of your local grocery store

>>6281174
obvious flamebait is obvious

>>6281174
>If you want to call people out for having shitty diets, call people out on shitty diets that *I* don't like. Don't pick on my for mine.

As said above, gluttony is gluttony, whether it's hot dogs or a week's worth of fruit and vegetables.

>>6279629
>white people actually find that puffy cheeked Mongoloid attractive

White people

pls

>>6280967
I like pale, dark-haired girls, but they have to be naturally so. There is nothing natural about the broad in this photo. Might as well masturbate to anime porn (and I do, but I don't pretend they're real).

>>6279563
left is absolutely disgusting, right looks fucking adorable, almost too pure to fuck. almost.

>>6281189

It ain't my diet I'm defending, just reminding people that the girl in OP only seems like a freakshow when you've become used to seeing this every day. Most of /ck/ lives on cheese and donuts too, but everyone thinks they're a registered dietitian with a speciality in raw food diets when threads like this come up

>>6281201
>only one kind of shitty diet is shitty
I'm going to do you a favor and clue you in: stop repressing your BBW fetish. Just indulge. It's the 21st century, your priest won't care.

>>6281205

Other people with her diet seem to do fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohV_6EnAwCk

There's nothing she can eat that will make her not be ugly. It's not something you can attribute to her diet

>>6277714
NO GAINS

The real question is when the end comes will vegans be tasty? How should they be cooked?

>>6281247
>How I lost my period on a raw food diet (4:40)
>healthy

>>6281199
29 year old virgin detected

>>6281247
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23ztgz_clueless-vegan-explains-muscle-building_fun

I've never, in my entire adult life, seen anyone more fucking retarded and infuriating than this guy.

I apologize ahead of time if you click on this. You might have a rage stroke.

http://youtu.be/WM7sJzDqFIw

>>6281380

>>6281380

His speech has moved me. We are victimizers. Murdering cows and defenseless chickens is wrong. Culling deer that may be starving due to overpopulation is wrong - we must feed them - just as we feed starving humans. (Sorry Africa.) We are brought up to murder animals and that is wrong.

Plus, he said if we all adopt his thinking, he'll go over to Tanzania and tell the lions to stop killing zebras!

>>6281403

This picture.

> Dad?
> Yes son?
> If this gets me to a level 15 on the whitey scale, can I get to cuck mom soon?
> Yes son. Soon.
> Thanks dad. I hope I grow up to be a pussy white apologist like you!

>>6281410

>Culling deer that may be starving due to overpopulation is wrong

All jokes aside, that "we need to kill animals or else they'll die" argument is bullshit. Hunters are the reason the deer population is unable to stabilize on its own.

>>6281410
Why do so many people still think it's acceptable to murder escherichia coli? Or Staphylococcus aureus? Save the moribilli! Why do we think it's okay to eat lactuca sativa? These are living beings! You fucking monsters!

>>6281426
That's literally retarded. I don't even know what logic you're using to come to the conclusion that culling a species causes overpopulation of said species.

If we had fucking whitetail reserves and were breeding the motherfuckers for recreational purposes you'd have a point. That's literally not what happens. Do you even know anything about the life cycles and herd behaviors of deer?

>>6281426
>hunters
Yeah, no. Destruction of natural habitat is the real reason.

>>6281380
These people are basically the same as religious fundamentalists, except they don't even have their religion written down authoritatively.

They talk exactly like fundamentalist Christians, using the same forms of sophistry, ignoring basic facts of the universe.

This is what happens when we regard philosophy education as unnecessary. People make up stupid bullshit and no one questions their presuppositions.

>>6281439

How do you think every other animal in the world controls its population? If they'd just let natural selection work, the deer population would be able to even itself out. Instead, fat rednecks go into the woods shooting up all the strongest deer for trophies, removing selection pressures from the equation, and leaving the population unable to adjust to its environment. Of course hunters don't actually give a shit about the deer population being able to work itself out, they perpetuate the circle because that allows them to continue hunting. They're the ones that killed all the deers' predators in the first place

>>6281410
Too bad he won't go tell the Ethiopians to stop slaughtering Somalis, and vice versa. Those motherfuckers eat animals, so they don't matter.

>>6281468

yeah dude it has nothing to do with the destruction of their natural habitat, it's just the hunters

>health and fitness

>>6281468
I don't think you understand how natural selection works.

You also seem to be under the strange impression that there's some sort of mystical natural balance that makes all things pleasant and even, and that if we just let nature work, nothing will be unpleasant, no life form will be out of balance, nothing would die off. You also are laboring under the assumption that humans are somehow not a part of nature.

You also don't seem to understand how environmental politics work.

>>6281493

>You also seem to be under the strange impression that there's some sort of mystical natural balance that makes all things pleasant and even, and that if we just let nature work, nothing will be unpleasant, no life form will be out of balance, nothing would die off.

Where did I say that? All I said was nature works. In fact it would work for deers the same way it works for literally every other species on the face of the planet. Stop intervening and watch the deer population adjust to the carrying capacity of its environment. The most fit creatures will survive and reproduce, the less fit will die off, and a balance will necessarily come. They won't magically continue reproducing indefinitely despite scarcity of food and land.

>>6279251
>>6277714

Anyone know what program/website she is using to get these numbers? Looks like it might be fun to mess around with.

>>6281380
Daily reminder liberalism is, in fact, a mental disease.

>>6281487
recipe pls

>>6281521
https://cronometer.com/

>>6281549

being too extreme about anything is an indication of mental illness or complete and utter stupidity

>>6281513
You really don't understand how nature works. "Stop intervening" makes absolutely no sense at all if you understand how nature works. Nature is the summary of a vast multitude of accidents as well as the activities of a vast multitude of agents. Interventions in "nature" are exactly how evolution and environmental changes occur. Nothing occurs in stasis. When global cooling or oceanic anoxia causes mass extinctions, are these unnatural interventions? When animals control disease through rudimentary forms of quarantine, or through the cultivation of certain parasites, are they intervening in nature? How is it that only when humans do what they have evolved to do it's an interruption, and not nature?

Nature is not balanced. It only seems that way because we exist in a very brief moment in time and we can easily see all the things that exist today. We cannot see without great amounts of research the vast multitudes of imbalances that make nature possible.

>>6281564
Thanks!

>>6281513
Yeah man the antelope population would be fine if Lions stopped intervening. Why can't they just let nature do it's thing???

-it is morally wrong to kill another animal for food
-we should do whatever it takes to stop moral wrongs
-Non-human animals cannot rationalize behavior
-Thus non-human animals can never see the wrong in killing animals, so they will never stop killing animals
-Any given carnivorous animal will kill much more than one animal in their lifetime
-thus there is a net reduction in suffering every time we kill a carnivorous animal
-We can make an exception for humans because killing every human who eats meat would destroy society and society is morally good

Conclusion: all carnivorous animals should be killed. since there would be a great number of bodies piling up, we would be helping the environment by eating them and reducing the necessary space for them. In other words, it is morally good to kill and eat carnivores.

>>6281715

"In the whole vast domain of living nature there reigns an open violence, a kind of prescriptive fury which arms all the creatures to their common doom. As soon as you leave the inanimate kingdom, you find the decree of violent death inscribed on the very frontiers of life. You feel it already in the vegetable kingdom: from the great catalpa to the humblest herb, how many plants die, and how many are killed.

But from the moment you enter the animal kingdom, this law is suddenly in the most dreadful evidence. A power of violence, at once hidden and palpable, has in each species appointed a certain number of animals to devour the others. Thus there are insects of prey, reptiles of prey, birds of prey, fishes of prey, quadrupeds of prey. There is no instant of time when one creature is not being devoured by another.

Over all these numerous races of animals man is placed, and his destructive hand spares nothing that lives. He kills to obtain food and he kills to clothe himself. He kills to adorn himself, he kills in order to attack, and he kills in order to defend himself. He kills to instruct himself and he kills to amuse himself. He kills to kill. Proud and terrible king, he wants everything and nothing resists him. From the lamb he tears its guts and makes his harp resound, from the wolf his most deadly tooth to polish his pretty works of art, from the elephant his tusks to make a toy for his child: his table is covered with corpses.

And who [in this general carnage] will exterminate him who exterminates all the others? Himself. It is man who is charged with the slaughter of man. Thus is accomplished the great law of the violent destruction of living creatures. The whole earth, perpetually steeped in blood, is nothing but a vast altar, upon which all that is living must be sacrificed without end, without measure, without pause, until the consummation of things, until evil is extinct, until the death of death."

>>6279152
I think she would notice if she drank drain cleaners m8
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_murders

>>6279563
mirin' left's jawline

>veganism
Understandable
>raw veganism
Why? What reason is there to deprive yourself of flavor and additional nutrients? What ethical violations are you bypassing?

>>6279597
what? the one on the left is absolutely wearing makeup...

>>6282172
>The NAACP demanded that Pierre and Andrews' death sentences should be revoked because of racial bias at the trial. They noted that the defendants were both black, and the victims and jury were all white. According to Amnesty International, the sole black member of the jury pool was stricken peremptorily by the prosecution during jury selection.[15] Andrews also accused the judicial system of racism following the NAACP's request for reduced sentences. In an interview with USA Today, he claimed that he had never intended to kill anyone. This was later rebutted when detectives cited a statement by Andrews in which he admitted being the one to purchase the drain cleaner and bring it to the store on the night of the killings.[16]

>>6279563
TWENTY SIX
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>>6282197
>expecting logic from a nigger organization literally made to scream "das racis" at every opportunity
>expecting anything but savagery from niggers
were you born yesterday?

>In an interview with USA Today, he claimed that he had never intended to kill anyone. This was later rebutted when detectives cited a statement by Andrews in which he admitted being the one to purchase the drain cleaner and bring it to the store on the night of the killings.
even has the classic "din do nuffin"

>>6282187
>veganism
>even remotely understandable

>>6277714
I don't want to look like Gollum.

>>6282172
>>6282197
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_murders
Holy fucking jesus of christendom
>pen stomped into ear
>all forced to drink Drano
>father dies next to his son
>face blistered so much the duct tape couldn't hold
>girl recently engaged, hired a week before, raped repeatedly and shot in the head

KILL

ALL

NIGGERS

>>6282243
Sorry, mean to say
>son dies next to his father
the father survived. the other son, 16, who had a pen stomped into his ear (and it came out his neck) had brain damage and near retardation the rest of his life, and was so traumatized he had amnesia of the event, and chronic pain until he died at 44.

i feel just a bit lightheaded

>>6280967
is dat marilyn manson

>>6277714
Fuck she's ugly

>>6280967
White women age terribly and I suspect its the reason so many people on here are so into teens. The girl on the right is still attractive despite her race and age.

>>6281380
This guy is dangerous. He's been to jail before for firebombing medical labs.

>>6282243
get a grip n00b, you're on 4chan.

and stop being a racist, you dick

>Dennis Lynn Rader (born March 9, 1945) is an American serial killer who murdered ten people in Sedgwick County (in and around Wichita, Kansas), between 1974 and 1991.

He is known as the BTK killer (or the BTK strangler). "BTK" stands for "Bind, Torture, Kill", which was his infamous signature. He sent letters describing the details of the killings to police and local news outlets during the time period in which the murders took place.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Rader


KILL

ALL

WHITE PEOPLE

>see how that works

>>6282609

not him, but:

>Jake Bird
>Anthony Sowell
>Andre Crawford
>Lorenzo Gilyard
>Wayne Williams
...+ hundreds of others. Killers aren't just white or black I grant you that, but some of the most heinous murders I have ever read about were committed by blacks.

I also guarantee you that there are more undiscovered serial killers in the deep south in places like little haiti and anywhere near Louisiana than any other place in America.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Channon_Christian_and_Christopher_Newsom

>>6282714

sigh.

you really want to go there?

high score current record holder is the whitest of white people possible, he literally acheived 80+ killcount in a single round

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/High_Score

Nobody, no race, no person, on the planet is more violent and murderous than white men. This is a fact.

so tuck that in your racist piehole, racist.

>>6282771
Define white you fucking absolute racist.

>>6282771
More blacks kill more blacks than the KKK did in the 80+ years they existed COMBINED.

>there are people in ck RIGHT NOW who think white males aren't the world champion of serial killings

It's as obvious as Asians being good at math

>>6282799
>More blacks kill more blacks *yearly*

>>6282800
Black in Africa have been murdering opposing tribes and enslaving the survivors for hundreds of thousands of years, before whitey even existed.

>>6282813
Killing in warfare and the heat of passion are considered less heinous than stalking dozens of people and torturing them to death for sexual pleasure, anon

>>6282771
http://www.amazon.com/Rise-Black-Serial-Killer-Documenting/dp/1475012802
http://www.amren.com/news/2011/04/rise_of_the_bla/

>>>/tumblr/

>>6282771
there is a difference between shooting someone and torturing them, but i guess your nigger mind can't comprehend that hence why you are prone to torturing people.

the "high score" is also by a person because niggers are far too stupid to pull that off.

>>6282771
>>6282822
sorry, shitty source, this is a bit better
blacks make up like 15ish percent of the american population, yet they historically comprise approximately 20% of all serial killers. but i guess stats are racist.
http://maamodt.asp.radford.edu/Serial%20Killer%20Information%20Center/Serial%20Killer%20Statistics.pdf

>stupid vegan virgin goes full rabbit on some lettuce
>thread derails to full /pol/tard mode

>>6282522
My post wasn't just about white women.

It was about pale skin. I don't give a fuck what you think, racist.

>>6282821
>ethnic cleansing and genocide isn't heinous

No. Killing anyone for any reason is heinous. Killing thousands because they have different customs, skin color, or religion than you is pretty much the peak of pure evil and depravity in this world. You telling me BTK was worse than Rwanda or South Sudan? get a grip faggot.

>not responding to anymore of your weak bait

>>6281561

>>6282839
i'm going to kiss you on your motherfucking mouth

>>6282837
>allowing the meek to live meager terrible lives of suffering

>>6277714
How is this even humanly possible. I call BS. How can a person fit 10 lbs of ANYTHING in their stomach?

>>6282837
BTK is worse than some goat herder shooting a militiaman with an AK in the heat of battle, yes. Are you so warped by your racism that you can't see this?

So let me get this straight some dumb cunt makes a youtube video where she transforms into a rabbit and scarfs down 10lbs of fucking water leaves in order to prove that vegans get enough protein?

How is this supposed to turn someone on to veganism again?

>>6279024
TOP FUCKING KEK
I wonder if fit already discovered this video because I saw the BOLAD diet being memed there pretty hard already

>>6282872
Obviously it saves you time with grooming.
All of your hair falls out.
Saves a ton of money, because you'll look so fucking old no one will date you.

>>6282866
>giat herder

Blahyi has said he led his troops naked except for shoes and a gun. He believed that his nakedness was a source of protection from bullets. Blahyi now claims he would regularly sacrifice a victim before battle, saying, "Usually it was a small child, someone whose fresh blood would satisfy the devil."

He explained to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer: "Sometimes I would enter under the water where children were playing. I would dive under the water, grab one, carry him under and break his neck. Sometimes I'd cause accidents. Sometimes I'd just slaughter them." In January 2008 Blahyi confessed to taking part in human sacrifices which "included the killing of an innocent child and plucking out the heart, which was divided into pieces for us to eat."

>>6282837
what if it's a productive genocide, is it still "bad" then?

>>6282883
Sorry, didn't you ask me about Sudan?

I didn't bring up Hitler when we were talking about an American serial killer

>>6282866
Is the BTK worse than the liberian general who would order his troops to kill a child and eat it's heart everytime they fought? (Which was everyday) and is responsible for over tens of thousands of murders? Come on son. The only people who touch the atrocities committed in africa were the dutch (in africa) and dictators (most commonly seen in africa)

>>6282898
>Mao

>>6282901
Are you just going to keep repeating yourself and ignoring the responses?

You're acting like a child

>>6282921
>acting

>>6282921
>implying I am the other person you are arguing with
>implying I am going to read through this shit thread

>>6282939
>damage control

>>6277714
That amount of vitamin A has got to be bad for you.

I mean, seriously, was that 1000% RDA vitamin A? Vitamin A is toxic in quantities that are too large. Has she even heard of chronic toxicity? Good grief.

The protein parts pissed me off the most. lettuce does not contain complete proteins, no matter how much of it you eat.

>>6277916
>Why would you want your religion to dictate your personality?

>Why would you want your economic theory to dictate your personality?

>Why would you want your social position to dictate your personality?

>Why would you want your delusion that the climate isn't changing to dictate your personality?

Conservatives are like the vegans of politics.

>>6282969

Awwww, sweetie, are you okay? Were your feels hurt?

>>6278517
>delicious salad
>juicy tomatoes and lovely romaine lettuce
I'm not seeing any sorrel in there.

>>6281403
>>6281425

This is why the White race is doomed.

Any other races accepting applications? (Except negro of course.)

>>6282172
That woman whose "sweet tea" was sweetened with lye certainly did. One sip and she was in the hospital for weeks. Apparently some restaurant employee was such an idiot that she thought the big bucket marked "drain cleaner" was actually sugar.

http://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/lawyer-another-person-was-burned-by-lye-at-utah-eatery/
The chemical first got in the container when a different employee trying to top off the sugar bucket poured in the cleaning product, thinking it was sugar. The product looks like sugar but is meant for degreasing deep fryers and contains the odorless chemical lye, a key component in many drain cleaners.

>>6282836
do you like pale black women?

>>6281380
Cripes.
>carnivores are discriminating against their prey animals
So, their requirement for meat isn't an actual requirement?
>humans are herbivorous
Our teeth suggest otherwise. We have canines for a reason.
>killing animals shows lack of respect
Bullshit.

>>6283006
>pale black women?

Perhaps you'd like to talk about other things that don't exist.

>>6282969
>so much butthurt
>so little time

Also, your examples are shit. You fail at life.

>>6283161
His wasn't a good post, but conservatives ARE the vegans of politics. They lie about everything, they feed on niche media to provide confirmation bias, and they never fucking shut up about their beliefs in any situation.

>>6281568

>How is it that only when humans do what they have evolved to do it's an interruption, and not nature?

If we want to define things loosely, technically everything is natural, but that's a stupid definition for a number of reasons. Colloquially, we use the word nature to refer to the part of the world least affected by technology and the tampering of modern humans. Humans aren't everywhere, humans haven't always existed, and yet this "overpopulation" problem has never been a "problem" because the idea of overpopulation makes no sense. If there's not enough resources for a species, its reproduction slows down and selection pressures become harder to single out the most fit of the creatures. The myth of the noble hunter is bullshit, they create a condition in which their intervention is seasonally called upon so that they may do what they intended to do, which is hunt animals. Without hunters forcing themselves into the cycle, deer would become as every other creature is, and find their balance in the ecosystem they belong to. Nature necessarily is balanced because, as natural selection, it's blind. If there's not enough resources for deer, they would have to slow down their reproduction and adapt to their surroundings (rather than adapt to humans hunting, who would then use technology to instantly get the advantage back), they can't double or triple their numbers while they're starving as the noble hunter myth would have you believe

>>6282232

From a health perspective, it's pretty understandable

>>6283049
>>6283049
Implying herbivores don't have canines.

>>6277949
I feel like there must be some sort of legal action one could take against someone hoarding all available Item X. Like if I was diabetic and needed a small stash of hard candy for low blood sugar emergencies but I go to all the local stores just to find out one person has gone out and bought every single bag of candy in every store, that could be a health hazard.

I don't know shit about health or legal issues, I'm just spitballing.

Hey what's the youtube guy that has the really dirty kitchen in the Eastern europe and he tries to cook a coconut and its rotten once, I can't remember what his shit is called