/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6270174
>What's the weirdest things you've eaten?

your mom

>>6270174
>fish eye
>weird

Hello, whitebread

>>6270174
I ate a toad in China and before I ate it they came out and showed it to me alive. Not that weird I know but i'm not usually very adventurous.

>>6270191
you one of those poor country folk who eat every bit of the animal?

>>6270199
No, just the parts that taste good.

Start another boneless skinless chicken breast thread and say you're totally going to get /fit/ once you figure out how to cook them.

>>6270174
pig from nose to tail

pigeon including brain

cold snails

pretty much all of the chicken (no beak)

ocean crustaceans in china (no fucking clue)

sea cucumber

fish eye

boiled sheeps head

ducks feet and tongue

beef organ stew

kangaroo fille wrapped in emu bacon

alligator

>>6270174
i feel bruh...ill eat most anything, but once i get to the eye...i dunno man. i once had to dissect a cow eye with scissors for kids, in like the 5th grade. eyes weird me out. not too much so, but enough that i dunno if i wanna feel those juices pop in my mouth

>>6270197
>I ate a toad in China and before I ate it they came out and showed it to me alive. Not that weird I know but i'm not usually very adventurous.

yeah i think that does deviate a little from the norm

>>6270310
I usually get the beak on the side.

The dicks and testicles of every animal species in existence

>>6270310
>alligator
>weird

>>6272046
that's a geoduck you motherfucker

>>6272057
Looks more like a geodick to me

I had dolphin steak in Japan, and whale eye ball.

I told this girl about it while she was sucking my cock and she got up and left. Had to lean over and finish myself off.

Apparently girls really like dolphins and whales.

>>6272062
I'd have sucked you off even harder

>>6270174
Probably blood gelatin or duck embryo when I was in Vietnam. Both were pretty good, but the idea was generally strange to me at the time.

>>6272059

>>6272062
>talking about food while you are getting a blow job
How fat are you lmao

>>6272351
>I'm gonna nut in your eye like the one I ate off Free Willy

>>6272351
I not only have the bad habit of TALKING too much during sex, I tend to rant off topic while fucking. I've been dumped more times than I can count because of this. I tried to stop but it's like a reflex.

She was sucking my thing and it was so hot then I just started going off about my Japan trip, instead of going off in her face.

She actually moved away after that.

>>6270310
>cold snails

This is by far the worst thing ive ever put in my mouth, after your dads dick, faggot

>>6272376
Do you have aspergers? I ask as a serious question because I went out with this guy who had aspergers and he'd be fucking me and then just all of a sudden, "So how was your day?"
and would try to have a conversation during sex.

I also quickly stopped seeing him after this happened more than once because the first time I thought it was just a fuck up but he did it again.

No woman wants to hear you tell a story while she's sucking your dick, dude.

>>6272404
I'm not diagnosed with anything but I've wondered.

I have a really successful career and frequently score sexy women but I cannot maintain a relationship. Even the gold diggers skip out in a week or so.

Feels bad man. I want to settle down and have kids but it'll probably never happen.

);

>meet some average looking dude in a bar, he looks good because im a little drunk
>we hit it off okay, hes a bit weird and responded tO things I said with "implying" sometimes but whatever
>by the end of the night he has bought me 5 drinks so im too drunk now
>memory starts getting sketchy here but he insists we leave and calls me madam or m'lady or something weird
>worried_laughter.jpg
>anyway were are going at it back at his place (I think it was his mums place? He had posters of little cartoon girls on his fucking wall [wtf])
>as hes pounding away I hear him mumbling something under his breath about Japan and whale eyes
>"what was that baby?"
>"I said im going finish you like I finished that fucking dolphin' I hope you like the taste of whale eyes you jap bitch"
>what the actual fuck, I get up and get dressed and leave without saying anything
>stop outside his door and reconsider, after all we had drank a lot
>clearly hear him start fapping and gently sobbing

His dick did taste funny, do whale eyes or dolphins change the taste of cum/penis? If it does I might try it myself, nothing would turn me on more than my boyfriend sucking my fish dick

>>6272406
You're not an aspie anon, just an eccentric Jew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O06mWLxxjKQ#t=50s

>>6272413
Holy shit.

>>6272406
Get into bondage and have the girl put duct tape over your mouth. See if it still happens. Or just use a ball gag.

It'll happen if it's a reflex but won't if you're fully aware of restraint to speak during sex. You might be able to train yourself to be more quiet this way.

>>6272413
Man, as soon as I started reading I knew where that was headed.
Why all green text stories gotta be fake?

>>6272413
12/10 thank you sensei

>>6272413

>/ck/ food and cooking

I am going to have to kindly and nicely ask you to exit our board; it's not that we don't appreciate how much of a drunk whore you are because who doesn't like that. although, your completely unrelated stories of drunken whoring are not board relevant. If it isn't too much trouble, to exit quietly in a less than slutty manner, I would very much be in your debt.

>>6272463
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>>6272471
Here you go

A piece of placenta after both my children were born.

>>6272518
Did you really? I've heard that people do this... What was it like?

>>6272463
no humor in /ck/?

>>6272524

Yes, I did. Both my husband and I. It tastes just like liver.

>>6272563
I hope your husband fucks the dirtiest street skanks every week behind your back and gives you AIDS.

>>6270174
i hope you didnt eat the whole eyeball white boy

>>6272518
> be me
> out walking with my dog
> dog finds a pregnant cat in labor
> stay for awhile and observe, help by pulling out three kittens
> dog licks kittens and eats placenta
> go home
> come back later
> all kittens and are dead
> turns out mom cat must consume placenta in order to lactate and feed kittens
>mfw

my dad was once in Korea for a business trip, they gave him a salad with jellyfish. couldn't refuse otherwise they'd get butthurt so he had to eat that shit.

>>6272882
Jellyfish is actually really good though.

>>6272882
Fucking japs are the worst. Why can't they cook their seafood like a civilized country?

>>6270204
>GUISE I WATCHED ANTHONY BOURDAIN EAT A FISH CHEEK ONCE, I'M CULTURED

Go away, faggot.

I had cobra in a grungy little shack in Indonesia.

DURIAN

>>6272401
was fucking awful

>>6273296
i had durian cake once, breddy gud

any of you like chicken giblets? i make chilli/cumin skewers out of them. a little fiddly but really good.

>>6270310
>beef organ stew
wow that's SOOOOOOO special

>>6272760
/rk9/ pls go

>>6273383

Yep, they're damn tasty. I cook 'em on skewers, deep-fried, and also in dirty rice.

>>6270174
fish eye/head is loved in a lot of places...i had it a few times, not a fan.

strange things? silk worm. that was fucking weird. tasted fine.

>>6273296
lemme toss my durian smoothie at you, faggot.

that shit is amazing and i call you out as a fool.

>it doesn't smell like roses and rainbows hurrrrrrr

get over it.