/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the farts

I eat four a day and I'm a skinny rich guy

Nothing. Eggs are fantastic in every way.

>>6251105
They are ovular, instead of circular.

I'm sorry.

everything except flavor

>>6251105
>What's so bad about eggs?

too messy

>>6251127
>they're egg shaped instead of spheres
well yeah, they're eggs

>>6251127

totally agree. If they were round or square I would eat them like a boss even though they are too messy.

>>6251105
We are eating an animal's sex cells.

>>6251105
For starters eggs are poop. They come from the brid's poo hole. The same hole the also use for sex. So enjoy your poop smears and seamen stains.

>>6252407
> Implying I don't lick human poo and sex holes on a daily basis

>>6251105
Nothing. Only vegans have problems with eggs

>>6251105
>cheap
>taste good with everything
>good for you
literally perfection

>>6252345
And......?

I can't eat eggs for some reason, I used to love them, but now even looking at scrambled eggs makes me sick, I can't eat one bite without wanting to puke them up.

I miss eggs,

>>6252306
I forgot to cut off "instead of circular" to make that joke more obvious.

Even so, you should have spotted my pun in "ovular". Ovular doesn't refer to things being oval shaped, contrary to the misconceptions of the mindless masses. It refers to things pertaining to ovules, immature ova, or female egg cells.

4chan's userbase is getting younger.

http://nutritionfacts.org/video/egg-cholesterol-in-the-diet/

>>6252459

Why do I think your parents called you "Peanut" when you were a kid and then even in to your teens?

>>6252459
>literally fedora

>>6252459
>4chan's userbase is getting younger.
i le tip my le fedora to you sir, you are truly a le mature 4chan poster

>>6252470
>vegan conspiracy theory website

dropped.

>>6252537

as long as the studies on it aren't fabricated, the information is valid

It sucks when people don't realize eggs need care and proper temperature control like other proteins.

>>6252345
indeed

i personally prefer to eat donkey dicks instead, much more protein

the us government actually stopped printing the cholesterol labels on egg cartons because it's correlational at best. That being said ldl and cholesterol in excess arent good for you and can clog up your system. you probably eat worse shit everyday tho

They are quite calorie dense, eat two of them, it nets you over 100 calories yet it feels like you've eaten a salad. No thanks.

>>6252558

The government's focusing on trying to get people to eat less saturated fat since that's worse than cholesterol, and dietary cholesterol and saturated fat usually go hand in hand anyway

>>6251105
Hitler ate eggs.

>>6252596
Hitler was also drugged out of his mind late in the war.

Hitler confirmed for fitting in with kitchen staff.

>>6252539
propaganda studies.