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Gf taking me to the World Famous St. Elmo's Steakhouse tomorrow. What should I order and why?

>> No.6249066

A steak, cooked medium, baked potato, and a good beer.

>> No.6249070

>>6249060

order the fish with a white sauce because you're a faggot.

>> No.6249073

Vegetarion burger. Because fuck you that's why.

>> No.6249086

>>6249066
>medium

kill yourself

>> No.6249090

>>6249066
This but medium rare, and a glass of red wine.

>> No.6249100

>>6249060

ask to speak with the chef, once he arrives tell him that you are gluten intolerant raw food vegan allergic to nuts, soy, who uses palm oils exclusively and you would like him to prepare a meal that meets your needs.

>> No.6249108

>>6249060
T-bone
Medium-Rare
steak fries or baked potato your choice
wine
thats it.. no sides no salad no nothing be a fucking man
after the meal if you'd like order a scotch or a vodka no ice in either.... bring your balls with you and when you get back full of dead animal flesh you can empty them into your bitch.

>> No.6249119

Watch out for king. I'm pretty sure he lives in the area.

>> No.6249121

Checked the menu that place is a fucking ripoff. It better be the best steak you've ever tasted. Potato or fries are $4 alone lol.

I'd go Porterhouse, 12oz Filet, or Surf n Turf. Side I would go loaded baked potato or onion rings.

Asparagus side is $11 lol. What a fucking joke.

>> No.6249245

>>6249060
Ignore these fools, OP.
You want the Bone-In (Cowboy) Ribeye.
It IS what you want. Trust me.
As sides, you want the House Cut Fries, and either the Chop Salad with Green Goddess or the Spinach Salad with Bacon Mustard Dressing. If you really hate salads, then replace that with the Creamed Spinach.

>> No.6249251

>>6249245
Forgot to say, you want that Bone In Ribeye MEDIUM RARE. And be sure to ask that it be on the rarer side of medium rare, because you don't want it too close to medium, that would kill it.

>> No.6249269

>>6249245
>>6249251
Me again. And to drink, with the steak, get either the '09 Martin Ray Cabernet Sauvingnon, Sonoma; or the 2011 Coppola Director's Cut Zinfandel, Dry Creek.
As for a cocktail before dinner, get the French 75. One of the greatest of cocktails.

>> No.6249380

>>6249269

French 75 sounds delicious.

>> No.6250119

>>6249086
>yay blood rules yayyyy blood i dip my bread in it yay

>> No.6250123
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6250123

>>6249121
Golden Corral patron spotted.

>> No.6250203

>>6249100
>vegan
>palm oil

>> No.6250227

>>6250119
>2015
>confusing myoglobin with blood

Anyone else feel stupider now?

>> No.6250231

>>6249060
I just looked up the menu, my suggestion...

Shrimp Cocktail
Either Prime Rib or Porterhouse med. rare
Spinach salad with Bacon Mustard Dressing
Side of asparagas

Don't do heavy starches at dinner if you plan on getting frisky afterwards.

>> No.6250493

>>6250119
I can't believe that there are people who frequent a board about cooking that don't understand that a rare steak is not bloody. Blows my fucking mind.

>> No.6250497

>>6249060
probably some sort of steak faggot

>> No.6250504
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6250504

>>6249121

dude i'm with you on this one

10 dollars for a fucking twice baked potato?
how in the fuck do they stay in business

>> No.6250515

Their shrimp cocktail because their cocktail sauce is actually good.

>> No.6250854

>>6250515
>shrimp cucktail
>cucktail sauce

>> No.6250856

>>6249121
>>6250504
i fail to see how that's expensive.

>> No.6250958

>>6249066
>beer
>tfw allergic to barley