/ck/ - Food & Cooking

new york style is best style

>>6239011
low effort bait
thread saged and hidden

>>6239011
I cried for A Pizza and prayed for it to get better

>>6239012
NY cheese and tomato bread is ok. Personally I'd rather have a pizza though.

if you're not in Naples it isn't pizza ;)

>>6239011
>tfw the very definition of pizza is a means to use leftovers.

i would say tip your fedora, but by your faggotry there may be so many i would be crushed..can't have that.

hipsters. the bane of good food.

>>6239035
basil..........

>>6239042
wrong. Complete bullshit.

Original pizza didn't even use tomato sauce you fucking autist. Stop posting this pic every day.

>>6239011
You tell em

>>6239050
Pizza does not have tomato "sauce" you fucking cock knocker. But I bet the high sodium, overly processed shite you shovel into your obese, diabetic fucking mouth does.
Come on Mr Food Historian, give us the benefit of your wisdom, I'd love to see just one piece of information you haven't just culled from Wikipedia.

>>6239011

>>6239069
complete;ly wrong. You would never pay for a real pizza in US Dollars.
Next !

>>6239064
>Pizza does not have tomato "sauce"

i'm not sure what you're implying here, but you are either wrong or very anal about semantics.

>>6239069
er...it's probably basil, not spinach.....
>just sayin'

>>6239080
don't try to correct him. he actually thinks real pizza is expensive, too.

>pizza

>>6239069
>Unevenly rolled crust.
When is pizza dough ever rolled?

I don't care what it's called.

>>6239074
I'm not anal about semantics in the slightest, I don't know any Jews.

shitcago pizza is basically a quiche without the eggs.

>>6239103
kek.

>>6239103
which makes you wrong then.

>>6239133
No matter dear boy, no matter.
Thank You.

>>6239069
do you use a rolling pin on your pizza dough anon?
Do You?
DO YOU?
plz answer, I'm going to enjoy this.
Feel free to use a trip, it will make things even better.

>>6239072
>a cook who makes great pizza can only be geographically located in italy.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalright.

>>6239115
>i have a personal opinion i feel very strongly about.

fixed.

>>6239069
socal pls kill yourself
pls remove

pls

>tfw just ate some pizza and a hotdog from 7/11 with a slurpee

Or are they not called that because I didn't buy them from an authentic Italian,GGerman place and then scooped up yellow snow from Norway?

>this entire thread

>>6239011
Chicago Cheese Quiche and New York Plastic Joke Vomit.

>>6239496

The reality is the population of most countries (The US, the UK, Japan, Australia) will call the top two pizzas, and maybe the bottom one as well

You can take issue with that all you want but it wont change anything

>>6239011
there are people on this board who actually make the same boring shitsts every day. i fuck their moms-

>>6239596

>Shredded mozzarella is plastic now

>>6239069
a pizza like that in italy costs no more than 7 euros, just sayin

>>6239011
>calling the middle pizza 'New York'

Eat a fat dick that is not even close to anything you'll find in NYC. Maybe at Pizza Hut™.

>>6239699
>defending this

>>6239989
Hnnnnngg

>>6239074
Hnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>6239989
dear lord that looks awful

>>6240020
Guess what article I got it from: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/guide/the-5-best-slices-of-pizza-in-queens/

>pizzafags

Oh god I am so sick of pizzafags.

>Ohhh the crust has to be VERY chewy, and VERY burned on the bottom. The tomato sauce needs to be as runny and tasteless as possible. The cheese must be exactly as watery and tasteless. Salt? PTOO that is for americans! The only topping allowed is basil, and it must NOT be cut! WHOLE LEAVES ONLY YOU PLEBS

>>6240059
>not realizing your own pizzafaggotry

who cares, pizza is completely overrated anyway.

>>6239011
>calling topped flatbread by a fancy italian name
>only covering it with cheese and tomatoes
ISHYGDDT

why do people from New York always try and claim normal pizza that you can buy just as good examples of in every single city as their own?

>>6239011
>uneven, and barely there cheese
>shit toppings, also uneven
>all dat tomato sauce
oh yeah, that's pizza alright.

>>6240041
nice.
i went to new york roughly 1,5 years ago and had to try pizza there. it was at a place where it was supposed to be great.
it was pricy as fuck and mediocre at best, i could get the same quality of pizza back home for roughly one third or one fourth of the cost.

>>6240123
>that you can buy just as good examples of in every single city as their own?
you cant. even though good pizza seems so easy to make so many places screw it up

try finding a decent pizza place in flyover country. they are a diamond in the rough

>>6240137
are you serious? i've gotten just as good pizza in shitholes with ~11k residents in my country.

>>6239074
You had me up until the stem on the only piece of basil really worth gathering for use, the serious grouping going on, and the dollop of creme fraiche.

>>6240128
the cheese is buffalo mozzarella, it's not your common plastic tasteless cheese, so you don't need to cover the pizza.
I think there are about 2 (maybe 3) tablespoon of tomato sauce in a tipical Margherita pizza, it seems
more because of the oil and the mozzarella milk.

I like papa johns pizza a lot. I also like avalanche in athens ohio. that's some good shit. I try not to be pretentious about food.

I also put sriracha on all pizza

oh and also I eat like 3-4 party pizzas a week

>>6239069
pretty much this

>>6239157
>he think's he made that picture
lurk more
pretty much this

>>6239049
prove it, fucktard. that is exactly what pizza came from, but i would love to see how retarded you can further be.

>>6239157
What the fuck do you use then?

St Louis style reporting in. I like all pizza but this is our thing.

>>6240700
St. Louisian here. Imos sucks never eat it fuck stl style its horrible

>>6240705
lol did u work there or something? Imos is great.

>>6240739
lol no they used to be my favorite like 5 years ago, I would order from them all the time then one day something didnt taste right and i forgot about it and forgave them and ordered again, again it tasted off, so i eventually lost faith. Im not sure which area youre in but my favorite is a local place called Pizzarellis, or Fortels

>>6240700
This is my favorite style we have here in Minneapolis too. Love square-cut thin crust pizza.
Of course we can get Chicago style deep dish and Jew York style too.

>>6240132
Stick to off beat restaurants and you'll be much happier next time you go. Ask around.

>>6239011
I had this for lunch and I'm a skinny rich guy.

>>6239011
All the three pizzas in the picture look yummy.

As someone who lived in New York for 10 years, Detroit style is better than either New York or Chicago.

>>6239011
There are people on an anonymous image board who actually use a name.
I weep for them.

The best pizza I've had recently is from a local place called Waldo Coonies.

What about you /ck/?

>>6239011
>Filthy linguistic prescriptivism

>all of you fucking fedora tippers hating on deep dish pizza

Why? It's more of a pizza pie than your typical flat pizza, pies are deep like a deep dish.

I'm not even from Chicago and this elitism/autism astounds me.

>69 replies
>11 images
>44 posters
This thread didn't even deserve 1 reply

>>6239069
I know this is probably here to rile people up, but the cheese in italian pizza looks that way because the mozzarella we use is fresh and can't be grated so people cut it in pieces before putting it on the pizza whereas for some reason americans have "grated mozzarella" which is a disgrace and shouldn't exist but being grated it makes the cheese melt more evenly even if it tastes a lot shittier.

>>6240157
>dollop of creme fraiche
that's mozzarella

>>6239989

That looks delicious

fuck its 6 25 am no pizza is opening

Kek at all you flyovers thinking you could ever have better pizza than NY

>>6239488
>implying hot dogs are german

keep your subpar sausages to yourselves, ameridumbs.

>>6241801
I had this for lunch and I'm a skinny rich guy.

>>6241821
>frankfurters aren't German

>>6241821
Hot dogs are German.

>burnt basil on the bottom pizza

Nice meme OP, haha

>Everyone calling bread and sausage a hotdog
>they claim they have eaten a hotdog in their life
>i weep for the people that have not put a dog in the oven then ate an actual hotdog

This is how retarded these pizza threads are. It does not matter how its fucking made or what goes on top at the end of the day we call it pizza, please fucking walk into domino's and ask for your cheesy tomato bread and record that shit so we can all laugh at you for being a massive faggot OP.
Pizza is pizza, it does not matter how unlike real pizza it is, we call it pizza, everyone calls it pizza, you call it pizza yourself when you order it, so shut the fuck up, its pizza.

>>6241809
>pizza

>>6241836
NY invented pizza pleb

>>6241837
Really ? Not Italy then ?

>>6240550
you spin tge dough on your hand like a pro

>>6239011
tips fedora

>>6241841
No sir. Pizza was invented in New York

>>6241843
Confirmed for no pizza pleb.

pretty much if have to usea fork or spoon its deep dish if thin and crusty it's NY stile if burned with hunks of moz and a few basil leaves...seriously
whatever.flat bread with stuff get over it.

>>6241841
This is an interesting story really.
Pretty much Italians in 1329 had discovered bread, and along with bread, bread in Italian is "Piz", and then they had a great idea, an expert inventor came by and realized by putting a tomato on the bead you could actually make a Pizza, seeing as "tomato" in italian is "a" So it was named the "Piza.

Now in 1848 an italian man took his Pizza invention to New York where he would show his food invention, Now the new yorkers took the pizza and added cheese, because the end of cheese sounds a bit like a "z" they added an extra z. They created the "pizza" with two z's and the cheese and tomato pizza. Italians were devastated that they had not thought of it first so change their name to "pizza" with an extra z but claimed it was their idea.

>>6241826
>>6241829
>American hotdogs are frankfurters

>>6241854
Frankfurters were invented in America pleb

>>6241855

Frankfurters were invented in (surprise!) Frankfurt am Main, Germany. They've been given Protected Geographical Status (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankfurter_W%C3%BCrstchen)) some time ago.

>>6241855
A REAL hot dog is made with a Bratwurst ya' fucking plebeian.

>>6241851
It would be even more interesting if it were true.

>>6241851
mate, bread in Italian is pane, tomato is pomodoro.
>trolling is a subtle art anon.

>>6241870
>Replying to such an obvious troll makes you a fool.

>>6241826
>>6241829
no, we wouldn't get anywhere near your shitty american imitation of german sausages.

>>6241870
>>6241851

the name literally means "points"

It would have evolved from a Roman dish (or adaptation of a Gallic one) most likely.

If I have to try to slice the autism - Pizza Napoletana is TSG, meaning that it doesn't necessarily have to come from Naples. It is absolutely possible to get a Neapolitan Pizza, or "authentic" Pizza Margherita (which is NOT a protected name, despite it's origins) anywhere in the world.

The other things are absolutely pizza. There are countless variations in Italy alone, and there is obvious influence on these expatriate variations.

Until there is a PDO/PGI placed on the name pizza (like Pizza Margherita Extra, which must have mozzarella made in Campania), these threads are simply "Stop liking what my ASD doesn't allow me to."

>>6239011
I've eaten pizza in naples, rome, ny and chicago.
What now?

>>6242026
You haven't eaten pizza in NY or Chicago anon.

>>6239030
>>>6239012
>NY cheese and tomato bread is ok. Personally I'd rather have a pizza though.

>not making the most obvious pun in the world

>>6242030
or, according to the pic in the OP, in Rome... unless you went for the napolitana.

>>6240485
>I like papa johns pizza a lot. I also like avalanche in athens ohio. that's some good shit. I try not to be pretentious about food.
>I also put sriracha on all pizza
>oh and also I eat like 3-4 party pizzas a week

Are you a heavy weight, or is that pretty much all you eat?

>>6239011
I had an italian pizza in
It was pretty good,but I will still call the other examples you gave as pizza, just americanized

Or do you also call curry simply "spicy sauce" unless it's from the middle east?

>>6242044
Curry didn't originate in the Middle East it came from India.

>>6242070
India is in the middle east though
And some people say Arabia should be credited for curry

>>6242077
For the second time, India is not a middle eastern country. Google can be your friend if your education is lacking.

>>6242077
Wrong. India is most certainly not.

>>6242107
>>6242116
You've seen one shithole, you've seen them all.

>>6242077
I bet you think Afghanistan is in the Middle East as well?

I make my own Pizzas With:
>Flour, salt, water, yeast, sugar in the base (Pre rolled, and rested for 24 hours)
>garlic, onion, tomato, salt, basil in the sauce
>Bocconcini cut into discs on top
>Any additional toppings thrown on then (For me normally a little spicy sausage and mushroom)
>Extra basil thrown on after it's cooked (~8 mins in a bottom heated oven at as high a temperature it can go)

Any other way of doing it is objectively inferior.

>>6242140
Why bocconcini? Mozzarella's easy enough to hand-shred.

Also, oregano's pretty good in sauce... it's also a good way of keeping it from taking over my house. Is oregano an invasive species?

Also, having a clay oven in the backyard, I would put your 8 mins in the oven against my < 2 mins on a stone shelf over burning cedar any day.

>>6239011
its ok italy,

we know you're struggling to be relevant and like most things america touches, american pizza took over as the due facto version when anyone thinks of pizza.

I'm sorry, that kinda happens.

>>6240170
>you don't need to cover the pizza
yeah, because when I eat pizza, I want inconsistency.

>>6242787
>he thinks italy is trying to stay relevant
if they were, they'd stop making shitty pizza

>>6242920
rusticity has it's place, and pizza napoletana is definitely one of those places... every bite's a new adventure in delicious scalding goodness!

>>6239069
u dump
> PL
> classic italian pizza
> ~5 euro
'murrica fuck yeah

>>6242787
I don't think of American cheese and tomato bread being " de facto"
Get fucked pleb.

>>6242920
You don't eat pizza, that's the whole idea of the OP you fucking retard.

>>6243028
i don't eat pizza either. i use them as scalding-hot frisbees and take down evil people.

see above? yeah. that is not even as dumb as what you said.

>>6243023
>implying ANYONE would make pizza with american cheese
well, maybe they do in italy. not in america, home of the REAL pizza. I've gone to little caesars twice, never trying italian pizza again.

>>6243023
Who uses American cheese on pizza? I have literally never heard of this.

>>6239011
Thread bumped for daily reminder.

>>6243062
>little Caesars
>Italian pizza
Nice one dick head.
Faggot.

What is with you faggots arguing over Pizza. Literally every week /ck/ is filled with autistic threads "this is what a pizza is" "name a pizza better than papa john/pizza hut/pizza fag". I feel like 2/3 of this board have never even made a pizza from scratch yet want to cock suck over what pizza is better, kill yourselves.

>>6239011
I bet you think it's an Italian dish don't you?

>>6239011
Pizza in the true, when it was invented, form means a flat roundish bread, that used olive oil as a sauce, with various things on top that would be left over from cooking all day.

People though tomatoes were poisonous back when, so they just used oil and whatever veggies and meats (if it was thin enough) and herbs were left over from cooking.

I thought this board had people who knew anything about the history of food.
Guess not.

Fucking kill yourself, OP. Preferably by throwing yourself into Mt Vesuvious you filthy dago scum.

>>6240550
git gud fukin nerd

>>6244704
fuck history

>>6239011
I love the first one, it's like someone heard "pizza pie" and so they made a pie with the ingredients for pizza. I want to try it.

>>6244761
Yeah, chicago pizza is actually a flan, not a pizza at all :)

>>6244728
OP is not Italian........

As someone who has had Chicago style, new York style, and had pizza in Rome and Naples, I must say that they all have their ups and downs. The pizza I had in Naples was very fresh and delicious but the crust in Rome was fantastic. But if I have a shitty day and want pizza, I would probably go for Chicago style. But if u were to eat one pizza everyday it would have to be the one I had in Naples.

>>6244797
This.
jew york doesn't come into it.

>>6244798
Walking home drunk from a bar I'd rather a slice of Jew York

>>6241855
So fucking what. Europeans invented America.

>>6239011
I ate this for lunch and I'm a skinny rich guy.

>>6244775
Mt Vesuvius isn't in Italy...

>it's not pizza unless I say so!

Whatever you say.

>>6244872
This.

>>6244866
Heh heh!

>>6241824
What is this from?

By far, the worst pizza I've ever had was in Quad Cities, IL. Everyone I talked to was raving about how it was the best pizza and nothing compared to it.

First of all, this shit comes in a paper bag, which should've been a dead giveaway. The texture and the sauce were just so fucking bad, I ended up throwing it away.

I do a lot of traveling, so I've had some less than stellar pizza, or some pizza that was sort of bland or nothing special. But this has been the reigning champion for over half a year now. Quad cities is a shithole and I feel bad for you if you live there.

>>6245026
forgot pic

>>6244872

>tfw you will never throw yourself into Vesuvius

man i just like pizza
ill eat basically whatever

>>6245026
Is this literally Flyover ?
>all American pizza sucks btw.

>>6245068
I'm not really familiar with the flyover meme, but I have had some really good pizza in flyover states.

>>6240059
>taking /ck/ seriously
It's basically /s4s/ for obese hipsters. Pretentious europoor snobbery and asshatery, (ironic?) youtube channel spamming, sriracha sauce threads, anti/pro craft beer threads, and fast food arguments. And to top it off, this board is slow as fuck. Seriously, fuck this board. The cheese threads are even worse.

>>6240132
>I went to Dominoes and their pizza was mediocre at best!
Stupid fucking foreigners.

>>6245090

>>6242124
Not him, but I consider all of you shitskins to be one and the same. Indians usually smell slightly worse.l though.

>>6245106
Nah, Iraqi's smell the worst.

>>6243075
Yuropeens don't understand anything about the US, so they make up stuff or regurgitate what their favorite state-run propaganda media outlet feeds to them. For instance, they think the only cheese in America is Kraft singles. Most reasonable people would dismiss such a notion as silly, but then again, Europeans aren't reasonable. They are very narrow minded because for most of their history they were ruled by monarchs and despots, and they have utter obedience socially instilled in them. So they take everything their government tells them as fact. They cling to pathetically unfounded nationalism, and will try to belittle their betters (Africa, for instance) in a desperate attempt to feel relevant.

Ebin thread, simply eric

fuck the pizza, sell the girl, eat the bike

also, all yall are neckbeards

>>6239351
A cook who makes pizza at all can only be located there. Otherwise it's just cheesy tomato bread.

>>6245180
Dough. Toppings.
But if it's not cooked in a wood fired oven it's not pizza.
>bumped for Jew York butthurt lels

>>6245156
#oldfagmemes

>>6245233
Newfag dubs

no Idea why they bothered to bring dubs back...

>Still having these threads.

Why have you people not accepted the only real pizza yet?

>>6245239
I had this for lunch and I'm a skinny rich guy.

>>6239042
>hipsters. the bane of good food.
For You.

>>6239103
you're killing me, anon.

>>6241851
I read that it was originally made to have the same colours of the Italian flag. Some hotshot made it to honour Italy on a national holiday and chose those ingredients to make it red (tomato), white (mozzarella) and green (oregano or maybe basil) like the Italian flag.

It was called a Margherita because that was the name of some wealthy aristocratic/royal woman the chef was trying to impress.

>>6245484
boom, tish !

God, I knew exactly what this thread was going to be and I still read the whole thing.

I like most pizza varieties. Ive had good and bad examples New York and Napoli pizza. Both don't do very well with too much toppings, or fresh vegetables. Soggy pizza makes me sad.

I've only had Chicago style maybe a dozen times, and it's always been pretty good.

>>6245347
>shit-posters, the bane of /ck/
For You.

>2015
>Not being a disgustingly gluttonous human vacuum cleaner that consumes all permutations of cheese, crust, and sauce indiscriminately

>>6245791
ishiggity

>>6239011
I like frozen pizza fromWal-Mart
>I is pleb ???

>>6245719
You have not eaten pizza anon. Don't try and fool yourself.

REAL PIZZA ISNT ROUND
>REAL PIZZA ISNT ROUND

>>6245791
IITG

>>6244872
What? Yes it is you fucker

>>6246239

>caviar

The oldest meme food in the world.

>>6239030

why so impressed by sparsely furnished italian tomato/cheese bread?

>>6246295
what teh fuck

>>6239069
>fermented dumpster spinach thrown on for garnish
>low low cost of only $79.99

can't stop laughing

Seriously though traditional (and in my opinion the most Italian (most true-to-origin (most true-to-name))) pizza is lovely. Proper mozzarella, the white silky stuff, broken apart by hand and just thrown onto the base in a roughly even way, dress with olive oil and garnish with fresh basil

My mother makes this Turkish flat bread stuff which is awesome for throwing together quick pizzas. I just cover the bread in tomato puree, etc etc, grill the surface, and it's fucking gorgeous.

>>6239011
You can buy oven pizzas at Trader Joe's that look exactly like your "actual pizza."

>>6239011
I understand pizza.

>>6239011
lol your definition of pizza looks like me cumming on a tomato covered flat bread that I fed your mom and wife

>>6239011
I had this for lunch and I'm a skinny rich guy.

>>6247973
Fuck You.

New York pizza sucks anyway

>>6240506
You god damn mongoloid, retard. Holy shit. "Pizza" was originally an itatlian word for pie. PIE. Where the fuck did you get this shit about left overs? I'm genuinly curious how you came to this absurd conclusion that pizza means "left over shit".
>>6239011
Fuck you, mother fucker. Pizza and pizza like meals have been made since god damn greece. It's in white peoples genes to put cheese on bread. A pizza is just a natural evolution of this stupid habit. Like all food it constantly evolves. Yeah sure our modern fast food pizza is utter shite but it's still pizza you rat, dope. It's just this generations incarnation of it.

Anything that has tomatoes is not genuine italian

Raley's MargheritaPizza is pretty good

>>6239011
>>that handfull of basil just thrown like a wadded up torn up piece of paper onto the pizza.
>>says that this is better than the other two.
at least pick a better pie to peddle you fucking holier than though shit stain.