/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6235530
Steak and Lobster with mashed potatoes and sauteed mushrooms

McRib and Shamrock Shake

Rice and Thailand curry.

>>6235530
Popeye's 3pc with mashed potatoes and gravy and a biscuit
Gyro with tzatziki and pickled onions
24 oz. ribeye steak and baked potato with butter, sour cream, and chives
Praline pecan ice cream
Orange sherbert (don't judge me)
six pack of bottled root beer (Boylan's would be fine)
lots of ice water and sweet tea

Papparadelle with spicy tomato sauce and braised chicken livers. Crusty bread with ricotta. Red wine.

Simmered yak testicles but if not available then a slice of cheese pizza.

>>6235530

Probably a bucket load of big prawns with some chicken wings.

And in fantasy land a litre of ipecac.

>>6235530
fugu liver, i'd like to die with dignity not in front of a bunch of cunts enjoying it.

Last meals have been phased out in most states.

Fried chicken, shrimp and sausage gumbo over rice with fried okra on top, duck fat french fries with frite sauce, two 750s of Duvel and a bottle of bourbon

With price limit:
A piping hot bowl of hand-pulled ramen.
Bottle of ice cold beer, or cold drink.

No price limit:
Fresh baked bread basket with dips and butter
Foie gras brioche with rabbit, truffle oil terrine
Assorted nigirizushi (the good stuff)
Slice of beef wellington
Assorted dimsum
The most recent invention thought up by Pierre Herme.
A few pieces of filled chocolate

Paired wine/ sake/ alcohol flights with every dish.

120 pc McNuggets with unlimited barbeque sauce.

Coffee and beans.

If I'm going to die, they're going to suffer.

>>6235530
unlimited boiled crab legs and lobster tails with melted butter

>>6235636
Lawrence Russell Brewer, executed in Texas in 2011: Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions; a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas with fixings; a Meat Lovers pizza; three root beers; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.[50] Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates.

>>6235690

>Rusell Brewer, troll artist extraordinaire

A thin steak with spicy butter
Platter consisting of cuts of reindeer, bacon, cold-smoked salmon
A bratwurst
Roughly a dozen meatballs
A pizza with kebab
A bowl of onion soup
Huge bowl of salad with lettuce, onion, tomato and cucumber
6 beers of choice: Finnish, German, Mexican, Czech, Polish and British
A bottle of Estonian vodka
Black bread as much as I want, with butter
A petite bowl with vanilla ice cream with orange jam

And something I forgot as well ":D"

Chilis

>>6235567
>Orange sherbert
>sherbert
>bert
>r
We are judging you

100kg of celery.

I'll extend my lifetime by at least two years masticating all that.

>>6235530
1 2oz of tuxedo cake
3 Nanaimo bars
3 chocolate chip macadamia raisin cookies
1/6th of a strawberry rhubard pie with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream
1/6th of a pecan pie with a scoop of gold medal ribbon
1 black sapote
and finally
3 wood apple mixed with 1/4th cup of of speculoos cookie butter.
COME AT ME NIGGERS

>>6235883
stoppp ittttt

A good barbecue, some pinhão and pirogi with the classical filling AND LOADS OF SOUR CREAM.

>>6235909
Forgot to say a 24oz glass of whole milk.

>>6235671
>Not honey mustard
get the fuck out

The warden's ass.

a pound of weed and at least 10 pounds worth of country fried steak

>>6236098
Do you know how much a pound of weed is btw?
Like forget the fact that the guards would deny you this, well until it's legalized and it becomes like a last cigarette, but dude it would take forever to smoke or eat a pound of weed, plus all the paranoia, what a terrible death.

>>6235530
large pepperoni and jalapeno pizza and pint of ben and jerrys cookie dough.

i never rated steak, lobster or any of that fancy shit.

>>6236103
M8 I don't care ill be dead in a few hours when that happens, I would do firing squad.

Surprised no one posted this...

His twitter:

https://twitter.com/wilkes888

His suicide note:

https://wilkes888.wordpress.com/2015/02/08/final-message-thank-you-everyone/

Food critic killed himself a couple days ago because "muh can't get laid"

>>6236126

"There seems to be a fascination on ‘final meals’ with many people online… mine was a at Hawksmoor Spitalfields (400g Ribeye with a Donnington Cesear Salad, triple poked chips with lime pickle mayo side with a Coulston bassett stilton with pears and walnuts). With a Shakey Pete’s Ginger Brew, Rosso Braaida Monferrato Rossso 2009, Meantime Pale Ale, with a Diszinko Tokai"

>>6235883
>open thread
>ctrl+f
>"tendies"
>0 of 0

>>6236126

Saw this on /pol/ several days ago.

>>6236126
came to ck out of boredom, left sad

>>6236130
Good, take your shit meme back to your shit board that shouldn't exist.

Aren't last meals cooked by the prison cooks, or picked up from a nearby restaurant? Some of you might want to rethink what you're making prison cooks attempt.

I'd go with a couple hamburgers, steak fries with ketchup, a malt and a beer. And a cigarette if they'd throw one of those in.

>>6236126
>alas, i'm just tired of my life, farewell
>tips fedora
the internet makes it really easy to kill yourself and get attention

i wonder if it's skewing their thoughts when they could've done something else

it probably is, but nobody cares

>>6235530
Everything traditionally prepared for thanksgiving. A big crispy drum stick and a few slices of breast meat, stovetop stuffing, chunky cranberry jelly (the real stuff, not canned), French onion casserole, turnips, creamed brusselsprouts, rich garlic mashed potatoes with butter and giblet gravy. Also stuffed mushrooms, slow stewed beef chunks in gravy, spare rib tips, crab Rangoons, sushi for good measure, chocolate cheesecake, black raspberry ice cream, lemon squares, and a bottle of Jameson with Schweppes gingerale

>>6235530
An entire barrel of bananas
>I'm a bad conductor

>>6235883
>/r9k/
>judging anyone

I can live with that.

>>6236176
I think it's anything they can get for less than $50 or something.

>>6235530
I'd probably do 1 lobster tail, 1 lobster roll, a bowl of homemade sloppy Joe meat with several toasted and buttered buns, and a filet mingion with a mushroom hollandaise sauce.

Oh, and an oreo milkshake and a nice IPA.

>>6235530
lethal injection antidote.

>>6235658
If you live in the US you aren't allowed alcohol at all for your last meal.

doner kebab, fries, hummus, baklava and some black iced tea

Maybe, like, toast or something. Y'know, I don't think I'd be too hungry.

>>6235530
How should I know? It's my last meal.

My weight in sauerkraut and baked beans. After my death i want my body to produce the worst lingering foul smell that will haunt that prison for years.