/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6217675

>>6217675
I thought you said autism not retarded.

>>6217675
>sandwich bread instead of hotdog buns
>mfw

>inb4 r9k autists come and rage at me

do you want my recipe for chocolate hotdogs /ck/

>>6217684
I use sandwich bread when I have to but I play the hotdog diagonally across the bread

>>6217695
I've seen this photo for years, and to this day I still have no idea the context or what the fuck was going on

>>6217686
no, fuck off and take your shit movie with you.

>>6217698
I hope that someone, one day, will pull this shit on Come Dine With Me

>>6217675

>>6217698
It's been explained that it's just this art group who like to make weird shit with food.

>>6217698
It's the annual /ck/ gathering from 2009

>>6217675
The fuck is that shit next to the franks?

>>6217675
What is that a jar of?
Come on, what is that a jar of?!

>>6217695
Everyone has the wrong utensils!

>>6217938
Looks like fucking Cream of Wheat.

>>6217698
Someone here said that it's from reddit. A bunch of cunts got together to have a disgusting Thanksgiving because nobody loves them and they have no friends. They cooked a turkey in some sort of blue drink (you can see the leg in the back of the photo) as the turdish pinnacle of that shitpile of a meal.

All food.

>>6217974
I thought they were cigarette's butts from the thumbnail.

>>6217695
this guy took half of the grilled pineapple in cranberry sauce. I think it is

>>6217974
Yo, fuck you.

>>6217678
that actually looks quite good...

>>6217685
the fuck is that?

>>6217974
i tasted poutine, it just tastes like degenracy...

>>6219179
chicken fingies

>>6217938
instant mash

>>6217685
look shit

>>6219221

do you mean tendies?

>>6219179

tendies

>>6217685
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

>>6219370

>>6217974
as a canadian i feel i should be offended

and yet can't even argue, that's the saddest looking poutine i've seen in my life

>>6217675
I will never understand grits.

>>6219402
Every time I had them at a restaurant they're watery garbage. Just buy quick grits [NOT FUCKING INSTANT], use half water and half milk and give it liberal amounts of black pepper and butter, cheese is optional. Far better than anything I've had from a restaurant.

>>6217974
You think yer fuckin' funny, don'cha? Well listen good. Nobody talks shit out our national food, passtime, and hero. Go fly a kite.

>>6217974
not nearly enough gravy on that putin

curds look old too