/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6211897

>>6211908
>MCDO
>Not even single respect was given

>>6211925

>>6211897
Does this man have severe schizophrenia?

>>6211897
All the time.

That first one is terrifying.

>>6212022
Restaurant fills with Smoke.

Waiters prevent you from leaving because you did not pay yet.

>>6212031
I meant his writing. It seems somewhat maniacal and disturbed.

>>6211925
> tries to be precise
>can't remember employee name

So are all these people mentally ill retards?

>>6212049
Who else eats at shitty restaurants that catch on fire or fast food?

>>6212050
Point.

1.0 star rating 10/16/2014
Went for breakfast one morning on my way to work. I was in line for probably 15-20 minutes... almost making me late. Pulled up to order and there are signs posted on the speakers that looked like they had been there for weeks stating that they were unable to serve soft drinks. I clarified with the employee just to make sure and received a snotty response back of "yes, the sign says it right in front of you." I almost drove away but there were several cars ahead of me and I needed to eat something before a shift at busy medical office. I ordered my meal with an orange juice (since they couldn't serve soda) and got charged extra for the OJ. I think, if you are out of an item... you don't charge customers for a substitute. Also, the OJ was gross. Too sour and warm! Top it off, the egg was way under cooked so my sausage egg mcmuffin sadly became an overpriced sausage mcmuffin. Needless to say I will not be going back to this location. I will drive the extra 5 minutes to another, friendlier and more efficient McDonalds.

>I will drive 5 minutes to another
>my sides

>>6212068
Suffering indignities because you're late for your "shift".

LEL oh man just admit you're a bitch

>>6212068
This made me literally LOL

1.0 star rating 9/18/2013
My daughter really wanted to go to "Old McDonald's" against my wishes. I'm trying to convince her that fast food is icky food and very very bad for you. But once in awhile isn't bad, so we came to this location because they had a play place. There were hardly any customers around, the staff was friendly, it had the usual McDonald's grimy kinda feel. I noticed that the fries had a funny taste, greasier than normal. They kind of reminded me of Burger King fries, not a good thing. I managed to eat half of them. After 20 minutes I was having extreme intestinal pain. Shortly thereafter my 6 year old daughter was writhing in pain, she vomited enormous amounts of air in the car, but temporarily felt better. For the remainder of the evening we both had intestinal pains. Today I had to pick her up from school, she had a big "accident" in her pants. This has never happened before. At this point I'm convinced we either got food poisoning or they're using those fancy oils (olestra) that cause anal leakage. Either way we're done with McDonald's and she now believes that fast food is icky and very very bad for you!

>>6212077
>vomited air
>fancy oils that cause anal leakage

>>6212077
>vomiting air

my sides. the word she was looking for was probably burping. and for gods sake, nobody wants to know that you and your daughter can't handel a bit of fat witheouet having "anal leakage" after, cause you usually eat fat-free. gross.

>anal leakage

>>6211897
not a chain restaurant, but i was reading reviews for a local indian buffet.

one guy said the owner was "giving him too much lovin'" by talking to him, and that there was baking soda in the rice which made him so sick he had to go to the hospital.

then his other review was for another nearby indian place, extremely positive.

fucking indians man, i didn't know they took their restaurants that seriously. cyber warfare.

>>6211897
this whole thread is why i never go to chain restaurants unless i'm driving long distances and need to eat

it's so much better just making yourself an egg sandwich or burger at home

>>6211897

Was OP's review written by /ck/'s very own Rambling Old Guy?

>>6212320
I haven't seen him in a while. Is he kill?

>>6212337

Aparrently not: >>6211774

>>6211908
she found the queen bean!

>>6212129
the person in OP is clearly mentally ill breh

>>6211897

None of them are fast food reviews but I have stumbled upon some weird shit, maybe I should post them on /x/.

Anyone one know what the fuck is wrong with this dude? I assume both accounts are the same person. The "reviews" are like an engineer burned out their mind on acid or something and is trying to predict future architecture

http://www.yellowpages.com/user/yp/Arthur%20B./504131291/reviews
http://www.yellowpages.com/user/yp/Chuck%20K./504648422/reviews

Also maybe my favorite:
>All wearing diapers, must be trained on bowel control, that they then can wear their new cloth absorbent underwear! All wearing pullups, must be trained, that they then can wear their new underwear!

>>6213062
>their'll

>>6212113

This is totally a thing with Indian resturantS And Yelp. Happened in my area to like 6 indian joints in a row, same fake review each time in bongspeak

>>6213062
/x/ says these kinds of posts are encoded messages to secret people

>>6212089
Dumb ass shr mentioned dry heaving

>>6211897
I read a yelp review about how a woman didn't receive flowers from the restaurant on valentines day so she gave it a 1 even though she really enjoyed the food and the service was great

>>6212037
>somewhat

>>6213870
Yeah I kind of assumed as much, outside of the ramblings of the insane, I can't really think of any other reason someone would leave "reviews" like that on yellowpages.