/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Indeed I do, but I haven't had any in like... 10 years. Haven't really looked, but I don't think I can find them in my area.

I like it. I don't think most of /ck/ really has access to stuff like uni though. Remember, sushi is for weebs, avocados are hip, and ethiopian food is an empty plate.

>>6205604

last time i had urchin it tasted like mildow

>>6205604
it's weird that you made this thread, I was about to try some tomorrow at a local sushi place

I heard it tastes like ocean and minerally but not really fishy like other sushi can be

also apparently bad uni tastes like death

Weird sea foods thread?

>>6205842
This looks like something I'd love to have up my ass.

>>6205853

>>6205856
god
why

>>6205856
whats that

>>6205856
That's just upsetting

>>6205856
The Alien franchise really went downhill after Aliens.

>>6205856
I love to see living things tortured. Too bad it was probably just the nervous system.

>>6205861
its a shark's penis freshly severed and put on a grill.

>>6205865
You must save a lot of money on cooking

You never have to buy knives with all that edge

>>6205856
eelo eelo eelo

>>6205868
That qualifies for edgy these days? Wow.

>>6205856

Meat that turns itself, neat.

Also its head is cut off for people who think it's being tortured.

>>6205865
You're so cool.

>>6205872
>I love to see living things tortured.
>Too bad it's not actually being tortured.

Maybe you need to look at >>6205865 a few more times.

>>6205880
Doesn't sound edgy.

>>6205880
>>6205868
>I love to see living things tortured.
>edgy
Pick 1.

>>6205895

Is that elizabeth smart? It makes me so happy that she got to see the real world for a while. She is a better person as a result of that experience, no one can deny that.

>>6205604

Not besmirch fag.

Go sniff your IPA farts.

>>6205906
Can someone explain this to me? Why is some guy so butthurt recently over the word "besmirch"? I lurk a hell of a lot more than I ought to, and I must have missed that thread.

>>6205895

The fact that he feels it's "too bad" the creature is not being tortured and needs to tell us about it, is quite edgy.

Or maybe this is all a troll.

>>6205910
>I don't know what edgy means but if I say it enough someone will think I'm right eventually.

>>6205862
you know it has no head right?

>>6205856
Lol eel.

Ended up chasing two frogs all over the kitchen once. No heads, no skin, no guts, and no forearms.

>>6205919
Neither does a chicken after you kill it, but it's still creepy to watch it run around.

>>6205829
Urchins are very common mate, it's not just a japanese thing.

>>6205916
Ugh, those fingernails.

>>6205926

Maybe if you are the kind of new-age pussy millennial that has never killed anything before.

>>6205926
>>6205937
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>>6205950
>kill a chicken
>let it run around flapping wildly and making a mess

Stay edgy, moron

>>6205970

Just saying that a corpse in the middle of a spasm isn't creepy, not that I think it's super cool.

>>6205970
>kill anything
>letting it run
Wrong, but you're an effete retard that has bought every single thing they've ever eaten from someone else and will continue to do so until they die, so your ignorance is not puzzling.

>>6205975

A badass like you obviously isn't impressed by anything short of a stadium full of mutilated twitching bodies, amirite?

What kind of katana do you use to battle poultry, tough guy?

>>6205985
Well, a corpse in the middle of a spasm isn't creepy. It's just how bodies tend to work.

>>6205980

I'm not going to get into a pissing contest with an edge master like you, m'lord. I'm sure you've tortured to death many an ant in your time. To me food isn't something to play with.

>>6205989
Ewwwwww >,< stop talking about dead stuff its icky! I'm getting the chilly willies just thinking about it now I'm crying ;_;

>>6205989
You type that in while practicing your thousand yard stare?

>>6205975
> a corpse in the middle of a spasm
The hell isn't creepy about that? It's movement from beyond the grave. It's not that I don't understand what it is, or how it happens in a broad sense, but rather it's a reminder of my own mortality and my inherently limited stay on this earth. That's what I personally find creepy about it.

>>6205996
I'm not even the original guy but bodies twitching after death isn't "creepy". It happens, but you're still very effete for calling something like that "creepy" and bitching about edge on 4chan ever.

>>6205985
>>6205996
>>6206003

You need to dial it back a few notches. It's too obvious.

>>6206007
I never called anything creepy, but I have no issue with anyone who takes issue with playing with their food.

You kill something to turn it into meat, not to play badass katana warrior while glaring at the decapitated head as the body flaps around. It's a necessary step, not something that makes you a badass. The chicken is weak and stupid.

>>6206011
What's obvious? That I spent time on a farm in the old country when I was a child of seven? That I don't take unreasonable pride in being able to battle a domesticated fowl like it's a test of masculinity?

>>6206020
>>6206015
>a deceased animal carcass spasming after death is edgy maximum fedora x9000 meme katana fingerless gloves mountain dew pc gaming shitlord atheism

>>6206015
>play badass katana warrior while glaring at the decapitated head as the body flaps around.

Has anyone implied that in any way? It sounds and awful lot like you are projecting or swinging at ghosts.

>>6206031
Backpedal if you like

>>6206036

Naw, this thread is a mess. Feel free to point it out if you want to.

>>6205604
Sea urchin is God. Probably my favourite food ever.

>>6206050
>favourite
This is an America based cooking discussion board, fuck off back to /int/.

>>6206055
I support this post.

>>6205980
>being a poorfag who can't buy things

>>6206064
>thank you government for injecting estrogen into my beef and any dairy products I consume

>>6205909
Besmirch? Isn't that when you wipe poo on a girl's upper lip and give her a pee mustache?

>>6205829
Na bro there was a little crumb on that plate

>>6206027
No, the liking of that happening is all that.

>>6205604
I be smirchin, those korean ladies were right when they warned me it wasn't for my white palette.

>>6206072
no

Besmirch was some important German fellow. it's also the capital of the state of north dakota