/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6194808
1/10 mostly desserts

Here's mine. Assuming I had an appetite, I could easily put all this down.

>Popeye's fried chicken (drumsticks and thighs)
>Popeye's mashed potatoes and gravy
>Popeye's biscuits
>Stouffer's mac and cheese
>gyro with pickled onions and tzatziki from my favorite shop
>16 oz. ribeye steak medium rare
>baked potato with sour cream, butter, and chives
>chocolate milk
>Coca Cola
>ice water

>>6194808
If there are no rules then it's not a death row thread, it's a magic genie thread
which is fine
what meal would you eat if a magic genie would grant you anything?
I would eat my grandpa's fried potatoes
Jiro's sushi
a Kobe steak
a bitter greens salad with a truffle dressing
and baumkuchen covered with custard and chocolate

yours is a bit heavy on the sweets for my taste OP

>>6194824
this I'd eat

>>6194824
DeepSouth/10
>>6194832
You talk and eat like a bitch

>>6194841
his bitch ass would be shanked so many times he'd be leaking sepsis out of the sepsis ball coating that formed over his balls, which ironically is the only thing that made it look like he had man balls and therefore the only reason people stopped shanking him

>>6194808
>no rules
Oh, joy
>Magical stomach capacity enhancer pills
>5 pounds of the most expensive caviar available
>Roasted dodo
>BBQ Brontosaurus ribs
>The largest recorded white truffle
>2 liters of Crystal Pepsi
>The "primordial soup" from which all life originated
>Those weird peppermint/spearmint donuts I had a dream about once
>Hi-C Ecto Cooler
>several shots of espresso
>An entire leg of Jamon Serrano
>An entire jackfruit
>The purest possible water
Are fictional foods allowed?
>Ed Edd 'n Eddy jawbreaker
>The 4th flavor of ice cream from KND
>Popplers
>Purple Flurp
>"egg salad" sandwich from Futurama
I was going to add Duff beer, but it's probably just an average macrobrew lager.

Sigh....
What faggots. Sure, 1 rule, you have to be able to eat all of this food in a 1 hour sitting by yourself.

>>6194874
I'll keep the roast dodo and the Crystal Pepsi. Ya fag.

>>6194808
>fucking samosas to start off with
>grandmas buttroast
>mashed potatoes and gravy from roast
>carrots and peas and green beans
>buscuits from Red Lobster
>Strawberry pie without soggy crust on the bottom
>vanilla ice cream from switzerland and whipped cream(for the pie duh)
>real sweet tea with sugar cane

A big fucking jar of peanut butter.

I'm allergic to peanuts.

What could one theoretically eat to cause oneself to violently, messily evacuate their bowels upon being executed?

>>6194885
Any Amerifat "food" essentially.

>>6194868
>Popplers

Fuck yeah you would.

>>6194808
Raisins are natures turds

>>6194808
>miso soup
>egg foo young
>milk
>chocolate chip cookies
>tree leches cookies
>boudain
>spicy ramen noodles
>lemon water
>tears of the ones I killed
>Italian sub
>2 tums
>alka seltzer

>>6194905
Tres leches cake not cookies but cookie does sound cool

>>6194900
>Raisins

You mean jew grapes

nothing

maybe a breath mint

I read somewhere how an inmate who was scheduled to get a lethal injection got a last meal on the day of his lethal injection. And amongst that last meal was a peach cobbler that he requested for dessert. He finished his meal, and the officers were ready to take him up to get injected, but then asked him why he didn't eat his peach cobbler. He told the officers "I'll save that for later". Clearly the inmate wasn't right in the head.

>>6195124
isn't that exactly what the OP image displays, if you read the text?

>>6194808
weeb

Your mom's pussy.

>>6195124

It's was pecan pie you fuck.

>>6195124
Might have been a joke.

>>6194884
Delicious irony/10

Anyway:
>Medium rare bone in ribeye
>Root beer
>a bag of spicy sweet chili doritos
>a bottle of potassium HCl antidote

Where the sweet tooths at? I heard 2/3rds of inmates get comfort foods and 2/3rds of inmates also get sweets in their last meal.

>>6194808
its go time
>4 shots of expresso
>24 boneless wings extra hot
>curry fries
>a 6 pack of boulevard wheat
>3 bran muffins
I pity the poor fool that has to take off my prison jumpsuit after i die and void my bowels

>>6195554
I had heard this back when he was executed and it drove me to try mint chocolate chip ice cream and it's now my favorite. I met a chick for drinks whose okcupid profile said that it was her favorite dessert and I shared with her that we had something in common with Timothy McVeigh and she was not impressed.

>>6195774
surprised that didnt seal the deal with your aryan hottie

>>6194832
>Jiro's sushi

Fag/10

>16 oz. porterhouse steak medium rare
>baked potato with sour cream, butter
>Salad plate with ranch dressing
>Steamed broccoli and carrots
>Apple pie with vanilla icecream

>>6194808
Judging by some of the Ebonic sounding replies on /ck/ there's a good chance some anons will actually end up on death row. If you know what I'm saying.......

>>6195774
>I shared with her that we had something in common with Timothy McVeigh and she was not impressed.

Don't know why this made me laugh so hard

This with Inca Cola and a burger/fries

1 big mac
1 fish filet
1 mcdouble
20 pc chicken nuggets
1 western bacon cheeseburger

>>6195947

Large Double peperoni, double cheese, stuffed crust Pizza
Pint of Ben and Jerry's Half Baked Ice cream
Do they let you have beer? If not just water.

A fat as fuck pastrami (on challah though, not rye) with a quartered pickle and some hot mustard, alongside some fries.
Then for dessert, a bag of Haribo Sour Mango gummies. OJ for the drink.

>inb4 oy vey
I'm not even a jew I just worked in a deli for a while

>>6194808
>Sardine Omelette with fried Zopf bread
>Pot of Black Coffee with cream, milk and sugar to add
>Poached egg on toast with tinned tomato
>Tortellini in a meat sauce with boiled spinach and freshly baked vegetables
>Tuna Pasta Bake
>Beef steak fried in ginger and Worcester sauce with wedges
>Coupe Denmark with extra chocolate source
>Victoria sponge
>Large bowl of my dad's Tiramisu
>Oreo/Vanilla ice cream milkshake
>to finish, another pot of coffee with Amaretti

>>6195989
Not bad for no effort
5.879/10

>>6196043
6/10
You can never go wrong with pastrami, but if this is your last meal, you would probably regret not eating to your hearts content, not enough food for you.

>>6196107
what a nigger

If anyone is wondering what nanaimo bars are, here they are.
>Top layer
Fudge
>Middle layer
Lemon custard
>Bottom layer
Shredded coconut, nut brownies.

Beer and a smoke

>>6196136
Also all you tiramisu fags aggrivate me.
Here's the best cake on earth, tuxedo cake.
>From top to bottom
Fudge
(Sometimes caramel), but not always
Devil's food cake
Cheese cake
Chocolate mousse
Another layer of Devil's food cake

>>6194808
crawfish etouffee
seafood gumbo
chicken fried steak w/ cream gravy
shrimp w/ cocktail sauce
fried catfish w/ tartar sauce and lemon
mashed potatoes w/ brown gravy
corn fritters
New York Style Pepperoni Pizza (from a NY pizzeria)
croque monsieur on spelt bread with an egg on top fried over easy
tres leches cake
Guinness
Maine Root Sarsaparilla ice cream float
Toblerone
McDonald's Chicken Nuggets w/ bbq and honey mustard sauce

>>6196146
>tiramisu sucks, my CHOCOCLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE SUGAR CHEESE is better

>>6194808
1 bowl plain oatmeal
1 cup plain coffee

>>6196146
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>>6196188
That sounds pretty good, but I prefer German Chocolate cake.

>>6196093
Aside from the Tiramisu, coffee and milkshake that sounds awful

>>6195969
That's it? If I was going to die I'd want a buffet I could just pick a few bites of each thing from

>>6196192
>Rating cakes
>Then complaining about sugar and chocolate
Uwotm8

>>6194808
a mix of kfc and churches chicken. wings drumsticks boneless wings and strips. biscuits with gravy mac n cheese cold slaw sprite coke and root bear. pistachio ice cream without the nuts, dark chocolate mint ice cream. moolinium crunch ice cream blue berry pie ice cream. bacon egg n cheese sub from subway. some kind of sub from quiznoes . triple cheese burger from burger king. quadruple cheese burger from wendys. maybe some lobster from red lobster with cheddar bay biscuits. some fried shrimp would be nice.

>>6195952
Based perufag

>>6196224
Eggs over easy, hash browns and toast

Was Frasier a secret serial killer?

>>6196224

>The Traditional last meal is basically a really great breakfast.

That's awful nice.

>>6196289
Disregard that, wrong song

I was thinking of this

Angelo's.wmv: http://youtu.be/cb1ZbFCjWHQ

A pound of boiled jumbo shrimp with lemon and cocktail sauce. Fries. Coleslaw. A salty pimp sundae. And a growler of Gose beer from a local brewery that i like.

pork schnitzel, paprika gravy, mashed potatoes
bigos or sauerkraut baked with some brown sugar
lefse, rice pudding, mixed berry sauce/rote grutz
cider

>>6196224
>complaining that you criticize tiramisu while applauding an epic meal time cake

>>6196188
>Those food choices
You definitely sound like the "type" more likely to end up on death row, especially in the Southern states.

Honestly, I'd just want to eat my grandma's egg/chorizo blend one last time. Mi abuelita siempre los hizo con amor.
Wonder if you can actually tell them to get a specific person to cook it.

>>6194808

Some prime teen pussy.

If not that, I will take cottage roll with some boiled potatoes, carrots, celery, and cabbage.

An extra large New York Style White Pizza with Broccoli and extra garlic; garlic knots, mozzarella sticks, mac & cheese, fried flounder, grilled yellowfin tuna steak, a slice of cheesecake, coffee and a Mountain Dew Voltage

a head of cabbage fried with a pound of bacon and like 4 bottles of root beer

>>6196421
That's a fair bit of cabbage.

I'd probably go with a plate of french fries from a local place (Chess' Fish and Chips), covered with dressing and gravy. Along with some nice fried chicken and a big vanilla milkshake.

>>6194885
Chipotle

>>6196407
I know that feel.

>>6194841
Shut the fuck up pleb, this man has refined taste, sorry he doesn't want to stuff his face with fast food like your fat ugly ass

>>6195246
>being anti-anime
>being anti-Japan
>not loving anime and Japan
>being an american
>not loving Japanese food and everything from Japan

>>6196701
lol

>>6196706
that nuclear bomb really fucked you up eh?

>>6196713
DONT LOL AT ME *beats you up*
SHUT UP *beats you up*

>>6196732
funny

25 lemon bars, and 25 doughnuts of different varieties, with at least 5 being glazed.

>>6194808
My moms fried pork chops, mac n cheese and probably some steamed broccoli just to balance the meal out. Dessert, I guess some chocolate ice cream.

>>6197245
>firing squad
>lord of the rings

We still do firing squad? The fuck?

One gallon whole milk. One gallon chocolate milk. 32 ounces of magnesium citrate.

>>6197287
Utah used to until very recently and now they want to use it again.

>puffer fish
>checkmate government

>>6195952
;_: I feel you brother, I would go out the same way but with a side of lucuma ice cream.

>>6194841
>>6195882

Oh noes I got called a faggot on the containment board for women, britbongs and swedes, whatever shall I do?

>>6194832

>I would eat my grandpa's fried potatoes

Like hell you would. Get your own fried potatoes, Billy

>>6197454

>>6197456

>>6197433
You don't tell me what to do you old fuck! You don't even have teeth. You can come get your potatoes back when you stand up without your walker and fight me like a man.

moar prison meals or source

>>6197480
http://henryhargreaves.com/no-seconds

>>6197245
hell of a way to live an extra 10 hours watching lotr

smart

>>6197488
Thanks. New project? My guess since there're so few entries. Also, the cost of recreating the meal it would seem.

Caesar salad
French Dip with Au jus
French Fries
Black and white mousse cake

>>6197510
8/10 would eat.

I would want to eat something Ive never had before. Im always up for something new and I usually try something first before deciding weather or not I like it. I would want my last meal to be something Ive never even heard of before so I cant really type it.

This is a question I find myself asking people when I'm drunk, for some reason. I usually give them the template of Starter, Main, Dessert, Alcoholic drink and Non-alcoholic drink. So, using my little template I'd have

Deep fried Calamari with lemon mayonnaise
Steak fajitas with fuckloads of sour cream, jalapenos and salsa.
Strawberry Gelato
A strong Tanqueray and tonic
A glass of smooth orange juice

>The most extremely rare fucking extinct food i can think of
>100 bottles of vodka
>50 kegs of beer
>some snacks
>eaten whilst playing my video game collection
>spend the next couple of years of my life playing video games, drinking, and snacking whilst waiting for them to find this extremely rare food to complete my last meal
>either die of old age waiting for them to find this rare food
>or down all the vodka bottles when they find it so i die completely pissed out of my mind

>>6197524
>Cottage cheese on top of a salad with club crackers
>Chili and cheese smothered chicken chimichanga with side of refried beans and mexican rice. Side of jalapenos and nacho cheese
>Cherry cheesecake and lemon meringue pie
>lime mojito
>can of Canada Dry

>>6197530
Yeah you're just getting a bologna sandwich after you ask for "100 bottles of vodka lol", smartass

>>6197535
in mother russia vodka is every meal

>>6194808
>giving murderers and rapists special deluxe meals of whatever they want

What the fuck is wrong with America?

>>6197530
Le escapeing punishment faes

Salad with ranch
2 loaded baked potatoes
An entire roasted chicken
rolls with butter
strawberry ice cream
milk, water, and Dr. Pepper

Eaten while watching Terminator 2.

>>6197549
Makes them feel less bad about the whole killing a person thing. Y'know, like if the murderer was to hand his victim a cheese burger before stabbing her up. Completely helps them past the guilt stage and makes them less of a killer than the killer is.

>>6197524
>corn fritters served with tortillas made with lard, shrimp with lime, guacamole and sour cream
> 1 BLT sandwich, 1 fried chicken thigh sandwich, both on white with gobs of mayo and the ripest summer tomato
>Cream puff as big as a baby's head, I want to see real vanilla bean in there faggot
>Sangria with watermelon slices and orange juice that you squeeze in front of me
>Rosehips, honey and hot water for tea

>>6197561
actually cream gravy with the chicken sandwich

>>6194868
>The "primordial soup" from which all life originated

This is pure gold

>>6197549
This isn't an America exclusive thing. Besides, many states don't have the death penalty, and many that do either don't have a "last meal" policy, or have many restrictions.

Chicken fried steak, two eggs over medium, biscuits and gravy, country potatoes

Simple spaghetti with costco's pesto and chicken with a heaping of parmesean cheese

A meatloaf sandwich using my stepdad's meatloaf recipe

Half pint of mint moose tracks ice cream

And a whole lot of freezing cold, refreshing water to gulp it down with.

40 bananas. No monkey business

>>6194868
>The "primordial soup" from which all life originated

The more I read it the funnier it gets

> Spaghetti and meat balls with nonna's pasta sauce
> Garlic Bread on decent crusty bread
> Dad's chicken soup with bread for dippin'
> Tiramisu
> Chicken Enchilada
> French Fries
> Chilled water
> Chocolate Milkshake

This baby will be full when I go off.

Peking duck with rice and some sautéed chinese leafy greens

Baked potato with shredded beef bbq, butter, cheese, creme fraiche

Iced jasmine tea

London fog

Some kind of dessert like tiramisu or pistachio ice cream

>shrimp pesto pasta
>baked mac and cheese
>chicken-fried-chicken with lots of gravy and garlic mashed potatoes
>filet mignon, medium rare
>a loaf of fresh french bread
>a large pitcher of ice cold reverse-osmosis filtered water
>a liter of ice cold Coca-cola

Desert is for chumps.

>>6197718
>Desert
I should proofread before I post more often

> caesar salad with extra bacon
> beef stroganoff with rice
> half a roasted chicken
> 4 slices of grilled sourdough bread with garlic butter
> coconut ice cream with cherries
> 6 cans of vanilla coke, ice cold

I am fairly dull.

>>6194808
Not gonna be needin food where I'm headed.

Might have one last glass of water.

>>6197753
>bowl of lentil soup
>Fried herring coated in oatmeal
>Fresh brown bread and butter
>Fried Stornoway Black Pudding

Got to go for the taste of home.

>>6194868
Marry me.

>Largest Diavolo pizza they can find, fresh
>Double Cheeseburger with ketchup and mayo and pickle
>footlong sub with chicken, cheese, more or less every vegetable and mayo
>Sushi platter meant for like 20 people
>piping hot Green masala curry
>Tarka Dhal
>Saag Paneer
>Ten large chocolate chip cookies, chewy (to remind me of the good ole days when I was young)
>pack of oreos
>glass of vanilla coke
>glass of dr pepper
>glass of asahi
>couple cups of warm sake
>bowl of ramen/udon, spicy
>Ice cream sandwich
>giant gobstopper +hacksaw to get the good bits

That about does it chief

A huge serve of fluffy jasmine rice, on the side, all separate: Thai red chicken curry, stir fry beef with snow peas, chicken and pork adobo, chili without beans. To drink, I'd have a Lipton lemon ice tea and for dessert I'd have some soft chocolate chip cookies and if possible, Wendy's mint madness ice cream (basically mint cookies and cream)

If I was also at peace with my family, I'd be able to die happy after that meal

German potato salad
Slice of Hawaiian pizza
Gyro with tons of tzatziki sauce
Tahitian treat and a squirt for drink

Start with:
-Homemade southern seafood Gumbo
-Jefferson's Presidential Select Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
-family recipe chili
-Claim Chowder
Next:
-Soft white wine
-Garlic, honey and habanero glazed Salmon
-Smashed Red potatoes with mozzarella cheese
-Bacon and butter green beans
-Chorizo Omelet
Third:
-Oklahoma Joe's pork ribs
-Lutz's Brisket
-glass of milk
-my Aunt's baked beans
-Knuckle of Crab legs
Fourth:
-Earl Gray tea
-Foi Gras
-Caviar
-Carmel coconut Shrimp
Dessert:
-Black Coffee, Brazilian beans.
-Pecan Pie and vanilla ice cream

Watch Gremlins.
Yes, I could probably force myself to eat all of this for a last meal. Especially if portions are smallish.

>>6197865
Shit, clam chowder

>>6194808
I probably wouldn't bother with steak or any other food thats easy to fuck up since it would most likely be shit. I'd probably just request special fast food orders from multiple places and ask for it to be warm.

If I felt like being a cocky asshole I'd just ask for a bunch of organ meat from various animals.

>dr oetker margherita pizza
>3 mcdonalds 99p cheeseburgers
>12 chicken nuggets
>dips
>2 large fries
>ice cold coke
>chocolate fudge brownie milkshake
>doritos
>black forest chocolate gateau
>snickers
>maltesers chocolate bar things
>chocolate mousse
>chocolate nibs
>choc lick (thats like a chocolate dust)
>kinder hippos

I made this list when stoned so dont be too harsh

A well done pepperoni pizza from my usual spot with an order of chicken and wedges with red Gatorade to drink. For dessert I'd love a coffee with plenty of cream and sugar.

>>6197882
4/10 to many sweets

>>6194808
>1 four and twenty meat pie with tomato sauce
>1 can of sarsaparilla
back to the happy memories of a 10 year old on AFL match day.

>>6197894
When i'm stoned I crave chocolate like african children crave.. well anything

>>6197932
Not really judging much. It's a very opinion specific issue.

>>6197287
Utah passed a law in 2004 banning firing squads, but Gardner was on death row before the law was passed and he forced the state to execute him by firing squad.
Oklahoma is the only state where you can still be executed by firing squad now, but it's not the main method. even in the states where it's been used (Idaho, Nevada and Utah) I'm pretty sure it's been an opt-in thing. default was electric chair until lethal injection became the norm, but you could request a firing squad.

>>6197287

I would choose firing squad over lethal injection without hesitation

Handful of 7.62mm in the upper torso >> some vials of dodgy chemicals purchased at the hardware store that may or may not cause me to lapse into an excruciating state of paralysis for 3 hours while suffocating slowly. FUCK that.

>>6197549
>In pre-modern Europe, granting the condemned a last meal has roots in superstition in that a meal was a highly symbolic social act. Accepting freely offered food symbolized making peace with the host. The guest agreed tacitly to take an oath of truce and symbolically abjured all vengeance. Consequentially, in accepting the last meal, the condemned was believed to forgive the executioner, the judge, and witness(es).

>Alcohol or tobacco are usually denied. Unorthodox or unavailable requests are replaced with substitutes. Some states place tight restrictions. In Florida, the food for the last meal must be purchased locally and the cost is limited to $40.[3] In Oklahoma, cost is limited to $15.

>>6197533
Arnold has such terrible taste in jewelry.

The world's rarest truffle. While they are searching for it I will make my escape

>>6194905

This guy made some bad picks except the tres leches cookies sounds good, I've only had tres leches cake and that's delicious, I wonder what the cookies are like.

As for my last supper:

>Legit Scottish fish supper drenched in brown sauce
>Sour cream and chive mashed potatoes
>A well-made carbonara with bacon, not ham, made with Rotini pasta and a lot of garlic
>For dessert I'd get this Persian ice cream that consists of pistachio, rosewater, honey, and saffron. Best ice cream ever
>Either some dried fruits or what would be really nice would be a variety pack of those Joray fruit leather rolls. Cherry, plum, green apple, and apricot to keep me regular.

>>6198009
Do they use 7.62 for the firing squad? It wouldn't be 5.56?

3 of thos spinach pizzas from cici's pizza

>>6196194
How have you not died of boredom already

>>6197496
He didn't though. He just had his last meal 10 hours early.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDWU-Y4fWIw

>>6198225
30-30

Why would you expect 5.56? It's not optimized for killing, it was supposed to be a compromise between weight, trajectory, recoil, and penetration. Plus, it came out after most places abolished firing squad

>>6198792
designed to tumble on impact.

>>6198795
Not the original goal, the tumbling is just one mechanism for increasing lethality. Some variants are optimized for fragmentation.

You niggers either have shit tastes, or think you're able to eat 30,000 calories, fuck.
Aim for 15,000 realistically, 20,000 at the most if you're fucking 6'6" or some shit.

2 slices of New York Cheesecake, one regular cheesecake the other strawberry
1 Blue-rare kobe beef steak
2 Lobster tails and butter to dip them in
1 medium rare burger with lettuce, tomatoes, onions etc on a sourdough bun
1 bowl of wedge salad with stilton blue cheese
1 basket of hush puppies (fuck yall)
1 bowl of beef bone stew with lots of vegetables
1 mug full of hot chocolate
1 shot of gin
1 pickle

>A dozen raw oysters
>Whole lobster
>Eggplant parmigana, no pasta though
>Moderately sized reuben
>Del Taco chicken soft taco
>2 over easy eggs
>3 Piraat Ales
>A shot of Jack Daniels

I'd drink the Piraats first and then gorge. It's a lot, but I could finish it.

I always said the next time I drink Jack is going to be right before doing the most badass thing I've ever done, or if I genuinely think I'm going to die.

>>6200092
>>3 Piraat Ales
Man I thought no one else liked those. I prefer Gulden Draak though

>on death row
>about to be killed by lethal injection
>get last meal
>ask for antidote as meal
>survive lethal injection
its too easy. i thought serial killers were supposed to be smart

>>6200185
Do you even know how lethal injection is performed these days?

Protip: It's not a one shot kill.

>>6195952
>>6196274
>>6197363
pls give me your best peruvian chicken recipes

>Spicy Fried Plantains w. Black-eyed peas
> Goat Shwarma and french fries
>Club soda
>Brisket BLT on french bread with sharp mozzarella.
>4 caramel apple empanadas from Taco Bell, with liz lemon frozen greek yogurt.
>Macaroni and cheese (casserole style)
>chicken parmesan pizza with pepperoni.
>Lumpy mashed potatoes with white pepper, garlic, and sour cream

8 hours of monitored internet use with speakers.
Would mostly go on manga websites, listen to music, read the gita, and browse ttrpg websites.

>>6200215
>Do you even know how lethal injection is performed these days?
they inject you with nyquil and bleach and torture yo' ass to death

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Execution_of_Clayton_Lockett#Failed_execution

>>6194808
all i would want is about 5-6 grams of MXE (think of it as very powerful ketamine)

Is there anything better than tuxedo cake?

>>6200566
these >>6196742
No chocolate overload for me

Full English
>Sausage
>Bacon
>Scrambled egg
>Hash brown
>Toast
>Baked beans
>Tomato
>Mushrooms
>Black pudding

>tfw they forget the black pudding

>>6194808

> 3 chicken cutlets breaded in "Italian" breadcrumbs and fried
>applesauce
>mashed potatoes
>green beans

>glass of cold water with ice

>>6200642
> 3 chicken cutlets breaded in "Italian" breadcrumbs and fried

that's a new way to order tendies

Huge helping of Mom's lasagna
Dad's fried Turkey
Parmesan asparagus
Corn casserole
Cabbage and onions fried with bacon
Creamy coconut shrimp
Two egg omelet smothered in sauteed yellow onions and white provolone

To drink, a pitcher of iced water, a shitty XX amber for my pop, and a shot of 1800 for my mom.

For dessert, I'd like a super cold can of coke.

>>6196742
Yes.

>>6196146
>implying tiramisu is not the best cake

scarjos ass after a workout

>>6194882

>grandmas buttroast

L-lewd

>>6201640
lol in our grocery stores it literally says Butt Roast on the package

>>6194808
Lard covered with black garlic slices and pickled whitefish, beer battered then deep fried in truffle oil, slathered in a ham glaze and melted Munster cheese and layer upon layer of crushed cool ranch doritos crumbs. And a diet coke.

>a glass of surge
>a glass of Pepsi blue
> beef brisket dinner from maurices bbq in South Carolina
>a copy of 1984 the audio book to listen too while I eat


Freedom is slavery! He who controls the past controls the future! He who controls the present controls the past!

>>6194808
>immortality pill
hey they said last meal and could be anything

>>6201710
Btw wtf is hash? It came with the meal and I kissed a girl and I liked it.

>>6194808
I'll have what she's having!

>>6201518
No one is implying anything faggot.
I just told you tiramisu is ok tier meme food.
Try tuxedo cake and come back to this thread faggot.

>>6194808
If I was to be granted anything I wanted to eat before I die I would want.

Med rare prime rib with creamy horseradish
half rack bbq ribs
All dressed cheeseburger
a slice of lasagna made with Italian sausage
good focaccia with quality olive oil to dip it in
Pad Kee Mow
chicken satay
a lobster roll
a bottle of unibroue maudite
Twice baked potatoes
corn bread
macaroni salad
Strawberry Shortcake
Pistachio gelato
IBC root beer

>>6196397
You mean a typical White Southerner?

Honestly, does everyone forget that blacks aren't the only people down there who enjoy southern food?

Deep fried catfish with some french fries. A coke to drink.

>>6196194
i want to take you clubbing, see how you fare up.

>3 Tacos de Lengua
>1 Big Mac
>1 Whopper
>3 Nacho Cheese Doritos Loco Tacos
>1 entire Cheesecake
>a bag of Spicy Nacho Doritos
>1 Double Double from In-N-Out
>12 pieces of California Rolls
>Tonkatsu Ramen
>2 packets of Nong Shim Shin Ramyun hot and spicy instant ramen
>large order of Chilli Cheese fries
>rack of BBQ ribs
>32 oz cup of Horchata
>32 oz Cup of Vanilla Coke

i could never answer that question. i would take it too seriously and think about it too hard and when it was brought to me be filled with regret over making the wrong choice.

i'm sure beef would make it sure sure. complimented with a rich seafood of some sort. buttered scallops or lobster perhaps.
it'd be hard to beat some good steak frites.
lobster bisque.
for desert maybe some chocolate cheesecake with cherry glaze.
other than that i'd have no idea.

>>6196224
who do I need to rape and have necrophilia with to eat like this

Imma gone make a muthafucka work

Double quarter pounder from McDs
10 pc chickn nugs from BK
Baked potato from Wendy's
Two monster tacos from Jacks
Bucket of original recipe KFC
Arbys jamoca shake and a buncha horsey sauce
Fries from Sonic
Half dozen sliders from White Castle
Long John Silvers coleslaw
Fruddruckers onion rings
Nothing from taco Bell

I wonder what a meal tastes like when you know you're going to die.

>>6196224
Damn, hope they got real hash browns and not those square microwave ones.

Pre-amble
>Three pints of good beer (a traditional English ale, a dunkel and an APA) with some chicken liver crostini to nibble on

Starter
>Spaghetti al vongole with a good white wine

Main
>Ossu Buccho & risotto milanese paired with a stonking red

Dessert
>A whole cherry frangipane tart with whipped and pouring cream; Dessert wine

Post
>High quality pralines & some god-tier coffee

Needless to say, the portions should be double the normal size and there should be no shortage of good quality breads.

>salmon sashimi to start off with
>buffalo wings w/ blue cheese not ranch
>ribeye medium-rare (at least 16 oz.)
>McDonalds french fries
>dumplings in Sichuan sauce
>Canadian club on the rocks
>weed, cigarette
>warm fudgy brownie w/scoop of vanilla

>>6200035
>blue rare kobe

Hope you like chewing globules of uncooked fat.

>>6204434
>Canadian club on the rocks
ma nigga

>>6204463
>>6204434
>Canadian Club

Really? That's your whisky of choice? I mean, it's fine for cocktails ...

I don't understand why they feed them a last meal. After all, they aren't going to need the nutrition.

>>6198013
>$15
So you'd be stuck with a sack of dollar menu burgers... That'd such
>>6198053
It's genuine rare Nazi stuff if I remember correctly

>>6204500
...and why use sterile single-use needle when giving the poison shot.

>>6204283
They actually make you have it a few days in advance because most people stop eating a few days before the execution.

>4 pack of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot Barleywine
>popeyes chicken tenders (10)
>grandmas chunky mashed potatoes eith gravey
>slice of dutch apple pie w/ walnuts
>camel light

Or

>cheesesteak from Jims on south with a yuengling while i wear my Eagles jersey and rewarch both miracles in the meadowlands

I'd start with a loaf of that bread from Longhorn, the brown kind, and a ton of butter.
Then a few giant scallops with butter and a sweet glaze, and some asparagus.
Then one Longhorn cheddar-stuffed filet, medium rare, and one plate/bowl of this beef and rice dish my mother makes, hnnnng.
Mashed potatoes with butter.
Then 10-20 pieces of this simple crab and shrimp sushi from a local place, with soy sauce.
If I still had room, a plate of disgusting and greasy chili cheese fries.
Finish it off with a piece of this chocolate cake from a shitty pizza place near me.
Water and milk to drink, if they let me have alcohol I'd have few strong rum-and-Cokes.
If they let me use the internet I'd listen to Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven, say goodbye to /fit/, and shill my album one more time on /mu/.
I would specifically request firing squad.

>>6195680

>expresso

oh child

I'd start with a cup/bowl of black bean and rice soup (onions and green peppers optional)
pollo en mole with sesame seeds (I like the presentation more) served with refried beans and guacamole and rice cooked with chorizo. Some queso with chorizo wouldn't hurt either
for dessert: I would have three or four slices of tres leches cake with black cafe cubano.

If alcoholic drinks are allowed, then one to two glasses of a dry madeira and ayahuasca for kicks

>>6197549
Stop being retarded, it's common all over the world.

Depends.
If I was on death row, I'd like to be remembered for something horrific to the common man... such as cannibalism by eating different organs or parts (like tongue) of a victim while keeping them alive.
>I'd order beef tongue or other organs just to spite them, then kill myself via allergy in the dessert (nuts).

>>6198207
This sounds pretty good to me 8/10

I'd make mine like a perfect day of delicious comfort foods that I love:

Also this would all be eaten while watching Apocalypse Now, A Clockwork Orange, and The Shining back-to-back-to-back

Start off with a nice big fat joint of dank weed to get me really stoned, and a cucumber-lime gatorade to drink with it. Start the movies.
Then breakfast:
Lots of crispy hashbrowns with caramelized onions and pepperjack cheese, ketchup and 3 fried eggs with cholula hot sauce. Cup of earl grey tea with a tiny bit of sugar and lots of lemon and a large glass of whole milk.
Lunch:
Large roasted turkey and crispy bacon sub sandwich on fresh french bread with mashed avocado and ripe sliced tomatoes. Also a big bag of extra salty kettle chips and a large ice cold root beer.
Dinner:
Filet Mignon medium rare from the best steakhouse in the world, with marinated sauteed mushrooms and asparagus tips on the side. 2 huge Crabcakes with a garlic lemon aioli. 4 fried chicken drumsticks with a side of buttered corn and a side of collard greens with bacon. Large rack of barbeque baby back pork ribs. All of this with 6 glasses of good chilled double IPA, and a large pitcher of ice water.
Dessert:
Double fudge and caramel brownies. 2 big pieces of New York cheesecake with raspberry sauce and whipped cream. Big glass of whole milk and a big glass of chocolate milk.
After dinner and while I was finishing the movies I'd like a bottle of Blanton's bourbon and a half a apack of Camel Turkish Royal cigarettes. 2 xanax 30 minutes before I stand in front of the firing squad.

Perfect.

>>6200185
Antidote to prevent hyperkalemia?

My mothers homemade blodpudding with lingonsylt and fried spickeskinka. And a large glass of milk.

>>6206098
You're not getting a 5 meal day faggot.
You're getting your LAST meal.

>>6194884
They'd know of your allergies so you couldn't get away with this

>>6206148
That would all be one meal over the 7 hours or so of watching the movies, faggot. I wouldn't be able to eat it all of course but I'd have a little bit of everything.

Also
>no rules

>>6202794
>implying people didn't enjoy delicious tiramisu before the creation of memes

>>6194832
sounds pretty good.

>>6196407
>implebing your precious abuela would still love you enough to make you food if you ended up on Death Row

>>6206138
cute. snälla var en söt flicka och laga mat åt mig

>>6206165
I'd eat it over 7 hours.
>No rules
Oh yeah, I forgot I'd eat a jar of nails and razor wire. Haha, they wouldn't stop me!
Obviously if you can't eat your meal in one sitting your post is 100% worthless shit, and not a last meal.
It still has to qualify as a last meal.

I'd eat a gun with bullets in the mag and the keys to my handcuffs

>>6197245
Damn I have that same blue ray

>>6194808
a dick

>>6206215
Taking a rhetorical question so literally can be a sign of Autism Spectrum Disorder. I'm sorry to break the news to you like this.

>>6206514
>Rhetorical question
>No question mark
You mean a statement?

>>6206782
>If you were on death row, what would you want for your last meal?

This is called a question. You are literally autistic.

>>6206792
>That would all be one meal over the 7 hours or so of watching the movies, faggot. I wouldn't be able to eat it all of course but I'd have a little bit of everything.
Where is the question mark in this post?

>>6206792
Also I'd like to add that I'm op, and that was in no way a rhetorical question. That was just a regular question.
How fucking retarded are you for thinking 200+ people just shit posted their last meal because of my rhetorical question?

1.5 kg Bistec Florentina, rare
Seared Goose Foie Gras
5 inch piece of roasted bone marrow, with toast
1 plate of Gnocchi a al Gorgonzola
Half a bottle of a good red
1 Chocolate soufflé

I might need to starve myself for a day to eat it all, because I have no intention of leaving any leftovers for the warden.

>>6198115
read it in his voice.

>>6206098
>Apocalypse Now, A Clockwork Orange, and The Shining
Are these the only three movies you've ever seen? I bet whenever the discussion in a room you're in changes to books you tell everyone how 1984 blew your mind and enlightened your supreme being.