/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>i suggest that she send it back
>she doesn't and says "it's fine" curtly
>i am getting really sick of this bitch
>finally finish and i pay and tip 15%
>she makes a really obvious peek at the tip and rolls her eyes
>we go to the car and she repeats the catty door-holding behavior
>i'm literally seething inside; consider dropping her off
>decide i will cool off with a movie and ignore her
>get to cinema
>walk up to ticket booth; two films playing:
>"grown ups 2" & "how to train your dragon 2"
>i vocally opt for the latter, but she insists upon the former
>concede out of chivalry
>she orders a large popcorn and diet coke without consulting me (I was looking at the video games for like 2 minutes)
>looks to me to pay; i do, since she is already eating the popcorn
>sit through 2 hours of unfunny fart jokes
>regret everything immensely
>finally drop her off without even a second look when she gets out of my car
>speed home and immediately turn on my oven
>feel comfort in the only thing left in my life:

It's not delivery, its DiGiorno.

>>6192183
YEah, well, that delivery was pretty stale.

>>6192180
and that's what you get for meeting someone on shitty tindr

>>6192197
>stale

You mean dank?

When your taking someone on a date always make sure you have enough money you fucking idiot. No I don't feel like reading the rest of your story.

Does anyone really pay for someone else's dinner in the first? I mean sure if you obviously have loads of disposable income but shit really this guy obviously doesn't.

>>6192183
>>6192180
I hope you realize when you take someone out on a date it's assumed you have the money. Why even bother going out?
You should have known damn well known women will order drinks and have several.
When you're also taking someone to a movie it's assumed the man will also pay like dinner.

Didn't your father teach you anything?

>>6192220
When it's a group of friends of course you're paying for your own meal but on a date of course you're going to pay unless she wants to pay herself of help pay.

>>6192221
>>6192219
You guys are the most beta people in all of 4chan. Let me give you a life lesson you should never ever forget. NEVER pay for a woman who hasn't put out yet.

>>6192220
Most girls expect you to pay. They think 1. You are cheep if you don't or 2. that you are not interested. If a girl insists on paying in all likelihood she is not interested in you.

>>6192226
Sorry I'm not poor or a jew. Having not enough money for the both of you is beyond beta.

>>6192180
i used to make fun of my friends for using their fork and knives like that girl

they all got pissed

>>6192228
Enjoy paying money to talk to a stranger. Sounds really shitty dude. They wanted fucking equality, let them pay for their own food.

>>6192229
OP may be a poor jew but he was right about that. Absolutely disgusting.

>>6192230
>all women are radical feminists
It's just the proper thing to do in my opinion. You shouldn't be out on a date if you can barely afford it for yourself. OP should have manned up and said "hey I'm light on money tonight" or something along those lines and maybe she would have went easier on the drinks and might have chipped in.

>>6192222
>quads
nice

>>6192231
my mom is a crazy drug addict now but she taught me how to correctly use a fork and knife (as well as good manners in general) so at least there's that

>>6192216
No, I mean your made up story isn't funny, thought provoking, or even entertaining? It shows your projected inner desires and expectations (you probably hate women because they don't appreciate youyr graphic tee's very much) and honestly, even saying you ordered tendies insead of grilled cheese would have made this unsalvagable shit of a story a bit more palatable.

>>6192237
>all women are radical feminists
Feminism is the woman's struggle to hold a double standard on any subject.

>>6192237
Yes, I agree that you should establish this before going a date. Whether you both pay or you tell the date that you can't go to a certain restaurant because it's out of your budget. The only acceptable time to pay for a date is if you ask a girl who you already know, not someone from tinder. Tinder is filled with slutbags, they're the hump and dump type. Everyone needs a practice girl from time to time, that's what tinder is for, not for paying for some cum sucker to eat dinner with you.

>>6192244
Nailed it.

>>6192246
It's fine if you intend to take her life later on.

>>6192180
>>6192183

This story was weird and just wrong. I'm sure pasta or something but it almost felt like an Australian wrote it pretending to be American or something.

Idk, just didn't do it for me.

>>6192264
If an aussie wrote it they would have gone to Outback tho.

Probably with no complaints by the art from the expert bloomologist.

>>6192237
>wanting equality is being a radical feminist
fucxing kill yourself.

>>6192293

>>6192226
>NEVER pay for a woman who hasn't put out yet.
this

>>6192180
>its DiGiorno.

I'm not buying one OP, Never Ever!

>>6192298

Yeah man. There's literally no reason to do something nice for someone unless they did cool stuff to your dick.

Rock on brotha keep fightin' the good fight

>>6192180
Nigga play some Hunie Pop

>>6192309
If you want to do something nice buy them a flower, don't spend like $40 on a dinner for someone you might never see again.

>>6192244
another vote for chicken tendie

not sure what your target audience is, but you've offended no one. r9k/10

>>6192180
This is the worst bait I've seen in years. Well, actually it's tied with that dumbass who posted the fake anniversary dinner. At any rate, fuck you OP, GTFO and I hope you get banned. Along with everyone who's responded seriously to this shitposting.

>GF recently left me
>Decide to hook up with a fatty for a one nighter and the experience of fucking a fatty
>Ask fatty out and ask her where she wants to go
>Fatty suggests an all you can eat buffet
>"Alright, im down for this, it's bulking season"
>We go there
>We clean out the entire buffet
>Fatty suggests we go back to my house for dessert and gives me a suggestive wink
>Fatty's right
>I always have a fruit platter left on my kitchen counter with different kinds of fruit
>We walk into my house and fatty sees my kitchen and says it is a little dirty because I left some cut ginger out
>okay.jpg
>We go to my bedroom and she immediately begins to kiss me
>We do this for about half an hour until fatty gets hungry and demands I bring my fruit platter into the room
>I go to get the fruit platter
>Fatty undresses herself
>Fatty is wearing is an extra large victoria's secret "I love pink" thong on by the time I get back into the room
>Fatty lays on her back and takes it off
>As her legs spread, I see the eye of Cthulhu.
>I see this and decide to man up and take it on.
>I turn off the lights and get my ky jelly out
>I slide my dick into the eye and hear the fatty moan
>I begin to lube her asshole up
>I slide in a blueberry into her ass
>Fatty giggles and says she has never done anything this kinky before
>I tell her I haven't either
>I slide in another blueberry
>I start to slide in some raspberries
>Fatty tells me it feels really good
>I tell her, let me get you something special from the kitchen
>I run to the kitchen and grab the cut ginger
>tell fatty to buckle up for this one
>I slide the ginger into her angus
>Fatty says what the fuck?
>I start plowing her while the ginger is in her anus
>Fatty begins to cry
>I cum on her face
>fatty licks it off
>I ask if her tears are sweet
>fatty leaves my home with berries and ginger stuffed in her anus.

I'll never fuck a fat girl again.

>>6192361
if you're so /fit/ why did your gf dump you? faggot

>>6192375
Gee wiz; talk about insecure mate.
Theres more reasons than looks as to why a girl might dump you.

>>6192380
like how you're not aesthetic?

gain harder next time

>>6192361
I kek'd

Now I don't use Tinder and I'm old so maybe you kids will have to enlighten me, but I thought the point of Tinder was to skip the whole dating process and go straight to fucking. Don't you just flip through a series of selfies until you see a chick you want to fuck then hit some button that says "yes, want to fuck" and she gets a notice asking if she wants to fuck you and either says yes or no?

Either way, women are such gaping whores these days there is no reason to ever pay for even their taxi after you're done cumming inside them and kick them to the curb.

>>6192180
>we get seated and she immediately orders a fucking alcoholic drink *and* water

Oh, shit, not the premium Applebee's water! Does that bitch think you're MADE of money?

>>6192415

yes

some people like to fool themselves into thinking that it's not grindr for straight people

not sure how they do this, since you think it would be obvious given the format of the app, but I've even heard this sort of shit from friends who are almost 30 so I guess you can lack the ability to pick up on obvious cues at any age

>>6192420
White Knight betas mentally trapped in the 1950's.

All women are whores, treat them accordingly. Except, these days you don't even have to pay.

>>6192415
No. Some people use it for hookups, some use it for dating, most use it as a "game"/validation.

>>6192361
7.6/10

>>6192180
>i order grilled cheese with fries and a side of mayo

Nice try, troll.

>>6192197
ha

>>6192361
pay attention /ck/, this is how its done

> tindr
fuck tinder. My brother met this girl with a kid and everything and shit. Hebrought her and her 4 year old son over unannounced, at which point she proceeded to show off how trash she is by spanking and hitting her kid every half hour, forcing him to stand with his hands to the wall with his arms out for 20 minutes at a time. And he hadn't even actually done anything, she just flipped out if he ever said no to anything because she's an awful mother. That being said she had no problem with him rooting through my movie and vidya collection unsupervised, which is downstairs in the basement.
Then at night at around midnight she decides it's time for bed and goes upstairs with my brother and leaves her fucking FOUR year old son ALONE on a couch downstairs in a stranger's home. And for the record she's nuts. She claimed she had to walk with a walking stick until her neighbor cast voodoo on her and cured her or some shit.
And the worst part imo is how my brother is handling it. He acts all big and shit but he's fucking DEVOTED to this kid-toting girl he met on a fuck date website. He used to be the kind of guy that said girlfriends only weighed you down and cost you money. He used to wear that stupid shirt with the stick figures getting married with "GAME OVER" underneath it. Literally overnight that guy was gone, that fake piece of shit. and he gets into screaming arguments with our parents because they don't like her and don't want her to come over anymore. Yeah, he's 27 years old, but he's been 16 his whole life.
Sorry /ck/ I just get so fucking pissedwhen I hear about tindr. Oh yeah, and she was on maury with her kid a few years ago. Spoiler: he wasn't the dad.
http://youtu.be/bZDIjS9OQr4

>>6192375
girls are genetically retarded, who the fuck knows why they do whatever they do

the only things we know that they will do for sure are, crave big dicks, spend money, and bitch at men. these things seem to sustain them

>>6192636
Holy crap.

>>6192653
>the only things we know that they will do for sure are, crave big dicks, spend money, and bitch at men. these things seem to sustain them

This is surely true.

>>6192227

i usually anicipate him offering to pay but i don't expect it. if he insists then i'm not gonna turn him down, a lot of guys feel good about doing that kinda stuff. i usually end up ordering more drinks than him though and i'll cover those. i mean it's the least i can do. doesn't mean i'm not interested--actually if i'm not interested, i probably wouldn't offer to try to not look like a leech.

>>6192180
>>6192183
This is the only response

what the fuck did i just mistakenly read wasting valuable time out of my day you shit-munching loser OP

next time bring her to your place for a home-cooked meal like a proper co/ck/

>>6192636
I feel your pain man. My best friend has recently started dating a stripper with 3 kids. He's looking after her kids for her while she's at work and nothing I say to him makes him see how pathetic it is. He brought her over one night and she just sat there smoking blunts like a goddamn chimney and half-heartedly chiming in on our conversations with less than related anecdotes. She seems nice I guess but I just don't trust her. Feel like she's using him and he won't find out until it's too late.

>>6192805

>inviting a girl you met online to your house for a first date

not creepy at all nope

>>6192809
Cook to Bang

Google it. You kids don't realize that for peanuts you can rent a high end apartment in Ukraine and be fucking all the 10's you can handle. Western women are worthless and not worth chasing.

>>6192891

Why would you want to fuck a snaggle toothed Ukranian whore (I'm sorry...a "10") when you could have daddy's little girl giving her body to you?

Do you even sadism & domination?

>>6192227
Not where I live. If a girl expects me to pay for her then I assume she's spoilt and high maintenance. I don't mind paying for a girlfriend as a treat or if she's low on cash, but I will never pay just because I am the man and she is the woman.

>>6192933

Same, I wonder where these people live. Maybe Pattaya?

>>6192901

Interesting. Tell me more.

>>6192636
sounds like they deserve each other

>>6192936
Yeah or maybe they're just used to being gamed by Tinder whores looking for a free meal. I mean I tend to date educated women from decent families so maybe that's it.

>>6192901

p sure daddy issues are universal

here's a song4u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaJ6sped3xY

>>6192244
I was also expecting tendies, but honestly I lost interest at the second line. Who the fuck cooks for someone they met on tindr?

>>6193061
Cuck'd Betas. Probably Moot.

>>6192361
Lies.
You can't shove a fresh raspberry in someone's butt, they are too fragile for that. You would just succeed in smearing it around.

>>6193093
Get fucked /pol/ newfag
>doesn't understand the whole cuck meme.

>>6193224

did u seriously just misuse the gb2 /pol/ meme, profess your newfaggotry by calling out a newfag and protecting your maymays, and troll me in the same post

i am too drunk and high at the same time for you right now go get me a beer

>>6192246
>double standard
Actually it's pretty fair for the guy to pay for at least part of the girls expenses on dates if she she puts out regularly and pays for the birth control without having him chip in.

>>6193271
>"Woman pay for birth control "
>government should pay for my birth controll!!
>keep government off my body!
"Feminism"

>>6193354
>>>/pol/

>>6193366
Never been there friend.

>>6192180
>meet girl on tindr
>all that shit
do you even know what tindr is for???

>>6192309
You're on a date, you're not her father. Fathers pay for everything, dates pay half. Sometimes you can be nice and pay for the whole thing, but when you order expensive shit just to spite him when you don't like him, you shouldn't be out on that fucking date taking advantage of him.

>>6193382
Some truth here. Honestly when I go on casual dates it's 50/50 and no pressures.

>>6193271
What about condoms?

Anyway, in OP fictional story the women never had any intention of putting out.
I know 'cos I've been on these kind of dates before.
She was only there because she wanted a self esteem boost with a free dinner and movie thrown in.

You're all retarded.

OP is trying to start a new "bel-aire" shit with DiGiorno. You all suck for bumping this shit and taking it seriously.

>>6192180
>>hot as FUCK in miniskirt and tanktop

enjoy ur aids.

>>6192361

>>6192636

I'd hit it

>>6192226
>being so shit at reading women that you take shit women out on dates in the first place

You should always pay for women when you take them out, because you shouldn't take out anyone that doesn't deserve that type of treatment in the first place. Likewise, if she's the one who takes you out then she should pay, but if you want to feel masculine and pay anyway then go for it. If your girl never returns the favor and takes you out then get a new girl.

Wait a second do american men really pay for their girls' dates? I always split a billl 50/50 with my bf when we go out, one of us rarely pays for both. It's just the way I like the most, I feel uncomfortable when someone else is paying something for me.

>>6193354
Does it anger you that different women would like different things and bring that to their ideologies? If you're really looking at all women for contradictions and saying, "SEE LOOK HOW DUMB THEY ARE!" you're a bit stupid. Of course you'll find contradictions from different people because they're different people.

>>6193800
>btw I'm a grill xD

>>6193800
>I feel uncomfortable when someone else is paying for me
Not
>I feel uncomfortable when my bf pays for me

Cheating whore detected, get the fuck out slut.

>>6193814
The fact there are people on /ck/ that get mad that women post, even when it's pertaining to the subject, is silly.

>>6193818
I mean when going out with friends when someone offers to pay for everyone. I always insist on paying my part of the bill

>>6192220
You should always pay for the first date, especially if you're the person who asked them out. Most guys I know insist on paying for the first date, most girls I know prefer to split the tab or one person pays for one activity and the other pays for the next. Ex: guy pays for dinner, girl pays for movie(in my area a movie and a snack is like $25 at least).

>cooking for someone on tindr
You realize thats not a dating app, right?
It's for hooking up.

>>6192237
>You shouldn't be out on a date if you can barely afford it for yourself

It has nothing to do with that, but I'm sure your mommy is proud that you can "afford" the price of a restaurant meal.

Are you dating high school girls or what? Why can't they pay their own way, like normal people?

>>6193923
>being so beta he can't afford his dates meal
>normal

Keep telling yourself that.

>>6193942

I make six figures. You?

>>6193402
then he should troll on /tv/ like you're supposed to

>>6193818
My ex cheated on me and when I asked him why, part of it was because he didn't like that I wanted to help pay for meals when we'd go out to eat.

So now I just let guys pay for me all the time and usually when I try to pay for something, the guy gets all upset or acts weird.

Like, you don't want women to take all your money, but then you bitch when we pay for things?

Which is it. you have to choose or you can just enjoy losing your money to get laid. But figure it the fuck out.

>>6193946
Six figures as well bb

>>6193982

Is that in thai bhat?

>>6193808
>being this white knight and reading WAY to far into things.
*tips fedora*
How many Internet maidens paid your chivalry with a sex?

>>6193992
I've gotten so much e-pussy bruh.

>>6194006
You must have some fedora bruhhh

Been pulling 6 figures for nigh on half a decade now. Only ever given money to prostitutes. I was raised conservative protestant but there are no traditional women left in the world that want to be house wives and have children so I fuck whores and stuff tons of cash into savings.

>>6194014
Custom fitted fedora nigga. I be tippin all day while cybering with middle aged moms pretending I'm their son and shit.

OP what were you like 15? Reported for underage.

>>6194031
Bruhhh, do they send you tendies after?!
Okay, okay, which one of these badasses are you then?!

>>6194051
I'd fuck goddess olive, not gonna lie

>>6194051
I'm a mix of Shawn and Carl. Shawn has my dark side nailed and Carl has my bad ass gloves and sick attitude bruhbruh

>>6194019
>doesn't want to sleep with or give money to women who don't conform to wholesome traditional roles
>regularly has sex with prostitutes

how does it feel knowing that the only reason you have herpes instead of a girlfriend is that you're a huge misogynist?

>>6193528
She has no body. Flat ass, flat tits. Would not bang

>>6194063
Dude, how do you hide you katana? I've been trying to keep on me but hidden

>>6194067

Not that guy but probably because the prostitutes are cheaper with no particular reduction in safety. Consider these points:

1. If you're earning a six figure salary, most likely you hang out with other people who also earn a six figure salary and thus to "date" them would involve partaking in six figure salary people activities - going to a lot of nice bars, nice restaurants etc.

2. Particularly attractive women use random men to fill the hole in their heart (and the one between their legs). I know women who have literally not gone a week without a boyfriend or at least a sex partner since they were in their teens. Such women are hardly any cleaner than an actual prostitute, perhaps less so because they may rationalize the lack of protection on the grounds that it's not a complete stranger.

3. As the old saying goes, you do not pay the prostitute to sleep with you, you pay them to leave. In other words, less drama, just do the deed and get on with your day. Semi-regular sex is very beneficial from a psychological perspective. The "relationship" side of things is strategically useful but can be considered a separate thing.

I've never been to a prostitute but I can see where the guy is coming from.

>>6194051
>Kyle 2 Cool

Looks like this fairly obviously autistic kid I was working with who just ran off to work for the NSA spying on you fags.

>>6194095
Why so angry bro?

>>6194067
Spoken like a beta that has never had his dick sucked by a super fine 100 pound 18 year old Romanian chick. Whether money changed hangs is irrelevant. Get cuck'd mootling.

>>6194067
>misogynist
Mi'lady

>>6194115
this post doesn't even make sense.

>>6194090
>you don't pay the prostitute to sleep with you, you pay them to leave.

no, you very definitively pay them to have sex with you.

>>6193992
Saying women have different opinions from one another is being a white knight? That's not even groundbreaking to say or out there at all.

>>6194090
>Women are easy that's why none date me

>>6194338
>prostitution is eeevil that's why I can't think clearly when someone brings it up

>>6192361
>As her legs spread, I see the eye of Cthulhu

>>meet girl on tindr
Not bait at all.

>>6194340
Literally have no problems with prostitution unless they're underaged or forced into it

>>6194310
You're being a stupid. I was saying that anon was reading into something more than what and a white knight.

>>6192423
Do you have some dick to be sucking somewhere? Fucking retards.....

>>6193791
How do you know what the girl is like before going on a date? Yeah it would work with someone that you already know. But guess what gramps, this is a Tinder thread. Most people don't know much about the person they're going on a date with other than the fact they swiped right on their photo.

And as usual /ck/ will only bitch and whine about how much better they could have done it.

>>6193819
"She" very well could have said that in "her" country dates usually split the bill without once having to use a pronoun. But no, "she" thought she was going to be sweet and subtle. Ie

>btw I am a grill xd

>>6194489
>I was saying that anon was reading into something more than what and a white knight.
What are you even saying.

>Dating someone who considers cooking together to be the ultimate romantic date.
>Never having an awkward dinner date situation, because we'd both rather buy and prepare food. (Or save up for a fine dining experience on special occasions.)

Why are you meeting girls via phone aps? Meeting through common interests will usually save you from experiences like this. Dating someone that you've already hung out with plenty and gotten to know has always worked better for me. I don't really have any bad breakups on record, the only real negative is sometimes having to take a few weeks to get used to the shift from dating to just hanging out.

Man you beta cuckfags in America, man up, i'm from Europe, i've had 6 gfs over the span of 12 years, and i've never bought them a thing or gave them flowers or even a birthday gift.

>>6192265
Is that an Ayer's Rock made of fries?!

>>6192180
>hmmm...what fake autistic misogynistic fantasy can I shit post about today?
>I know!!!!

Meh.

>>6193959
>My ex cheated on me and when I asked him why, part of it was because he didn't like that I wanted to help pay for meals when we'd go out to eat.
>So now I just let guys pay for me all the time and usually when I try to pay for something, the guy gets all upset or acts weird.


Where the hell do you live?

>>6193959
men who generally expect their dates to pay their own way are probably less likely to be chauvinists

>>6194104
Spoken like a beta who has never known what it's like to turn a woman on.

I've actually been with whores and let me tell it's vastly inferior to even anonymous casual sex with party sluts.

>>6193959
Haha I really doubt that he cheated because you paid for some things. That's not even a good excuse that he made up. I get mad when I spend more than my girlfriend when we make the same amount of money. Everybody is different!

>>6192221
It's still inconsiderate to order an appetizer, 2 drinks, and one of the most expensive things on a menu (albeit Applebee's) without asking your date if he wants an appetizer or if they're having drinks. She probably only went on the date cause she knew he'd be paying and she wanted a free meal (sorry op)

>>6194019
>there are no traditional women left in the world that want to be house wives and have children

I wish I was a pretty girl and I could exchange sexual favours for fine dining experiences.

>>6195964
Move to Japan and be a male host, but you're probably not attractive enough of a man to do that because you're on the cooking board of an anime website

>>6194019
>bawww women no longer feel compelled to exchange sex and affection for material comfort

if you want to get laid these days you need to have a personality that isn't repugnant, mate

>>6195967
Actually, whenever I've visited East and Southeast Asian countries I've found it easy to shag local girls. Maybe it is a viable career path after all.

>>6192180
Dude your beta shit doesn't belong here
>>>/b/

>>6195970

this

>>6195970
How much does it cost to buy a good personality? I'm not some poorfag. Just tell me where go buy it.

>>6195018
Blooming Onion.

Whole onion is sliced, opened up, battered and fried.

>>6193800
Do you feel like you owe him vagina if he pays for your share too? Yes? Good. Then you understand why American men do what they do, and why they are all sexist pigs.

>>6194095
He's spying on you too, Jeremy

>>6196213

you reminded me of this image, which always makes me kek

I don't care if I get banned, I should probably be doing something useful right now anyway

I would never pay for the girl just because I asked her out, i'm not paying her time - she's getting good time as well.

>>6194051
I'll be honest, I wasn't reading this in order and completely thought this was five dudes and one chick until I bothered to catch the name of the brony.

Thought it was just a gay brony with huge mantits.

>>6196277
>wild, sensual lovemaking
Author confirmed for being 13 years old.

>>6193416
>enjoy ur aids.
>implying OP gets laid
>ever

>>6192180
>taking a girl from TINDR out on a DATE
I think I found your problem OP.
Next time try ok cupid or some shit if you want a romantic night out.
That bitch just wanted a quick fuck and you put her through all that bullshit.

>>6192361
>ginger
>ass
Ouch!

Reminds me of the time I had sexy time with my GF after we made made chili earlier. During foreplay she suddenly freaks out and runs to te bathroom crying. Turns out I still had some chili pulp under my fingernails...

>>6192180
Try grindr next time.

>>6192325
I know brah. Fuck anyone who doesn't touch your dick.

>>6192180
>don't have enough gas money to get to next town
>decide to take her to applebee's

>>6192298
shes not gonna put out unless you go out and treat her, do you ever leave your house?

>This thread is filled with 12 year old virgins

>>6192220
I almost always pay for me and the gf
Occasionally she'll "take me out" and pay for everything and plan everything
it's p sweet and breaks up the monotony and wallet strain

>>6192180
Damn nice white trash date.

>>6192226
Why would a woman fuck some guy who's either poor or a jew. It goes both ways.

>>6192180
dont take it personally anon but you are autistic as fuck
1. you invite someone somewhere and you dont have money
2. you invitate her to somewhere you are the man she call the shots when you go to the movies that is the way things work
3. and the last and most important you focus on faggotry like she order appetizer she order a drink , she order another drink blablablabla
instead of looking her titties or ass , or for fucks sakes her face i dont know but you really sound like a complete and utter faggot

>>6196277
Clever.

>>6197404
>dont take it personally anon but you are autistic as fuck


Way to make a girl feel special.

>>6192180

Lol applebees. no wonder she hated you.

>>6196708
>shes not gonna put out unless you go out and treat her, do you ever leave your house?

um, do you? it's 2015, mate; you don't need to buy your way into a woman's knickers any more

>>6196831
Because of your appearance and personality. Paying is for creepy older men who can't get any through charm alone.

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Autistic, all of you.

>It's not delivery, its DiGiorno.

do you even into reading comprehension

I'm no expert, but I feel like if a man has 0 problem whatsoever for paying for always paying for his gf than he probably looks down on her as well. Maybe only in a protector sort of way, but down nonetheless.

Where is the guy paying a thing? I'm finnish and I couldn't imagine this happening.

>>6198674
Go be a beta somewhere else, Toivo.

>>6198674
I think it's common in Latin and Slavic countries. Basically places with more traditional gender roles.

>>6192375
>if you're so /fit/ why did your gf dump you?
>/fit/
the answer is in the question

>>6198849
/fit/ people get laid, cu/ck/s are just that, cucks.

>>6199935
Yeah, by other dudes

>>6193800
It's a bit of an american thing. I tend to prefer to pay but that's because I'm from a dirt poor family and now that I make decent money I like to spend it on people I like/are interested in because I used to be unable to. It's a good feeling, but if a grill really insists I'll generally relent.

>>6198811
lol and murka

>>6196391
I keked

>>6195012
So do you pay every last euro to prostitues?

>>6194051
I was kyle 2 cool

>>6194090
>As the old saying goes, you do not pay the prostitute to sleep with you, you pay them to leave.

I hear this stupid line from "hobbyists" all the time, it's so self deceptive. I fuck whores compulsively and I definitely pay for the sex...

>>6200398
Careful with that not paying, some butthurt server might go on a rant about how they are to stupid to do their job and deserve a tip for doing their minimal work but are the "hardest working " in the restaurant.

>>6192237
>maybe she would have went easier on the drinks and might have chipped in.

That whore?

Pshhhhhhh.

But don't hesitate to buy her all the alcohol she wants. It makes it easier to overpower her later and do it Burger King-style (Have Her Your Way™).

Anyway, what did OP expect from a gril he met on Tinder. A classy debutante?

>>6198628
Is there a joke there I'm totally missing? I just saw that as him eating comfort food after a shitty night.

>>6193959
>part of it was because he didn't like that I wanted to help pay for meals when we'd go out to eat.
>and I am a gullible twat.

Babe, that is not at all why he cheated on you. Now post some tits.

>>6192361
You just saved the thread from OP's shitty wannabe memeforcing. Nice job.

>>6202927
How was your shitty radio party?

>>6192636
>she was on maury with her kid a few years ago
Gonna need proof, usually in a pic w/ timestamp.

>>6193528
>I'd hit it
...with a Freightliner, sure.

>>6192226
Horrible advice.

Let me amend that for you: Never pay more than $10 per person on the first date

It's pretty commonly accepted the man pays for the first date, but I don't know if I'm gonna like the girl yet, so I go conservative. SOmething with an easy out if the date goes sour

Think ice cream, coffee, a couple beers. I've done a baguette and some reasonable meats n' cheeses at the park before that my date said was one of the more creative ones she'd been on

Don't not spend money, but don't spend a lot, else she might come to expect it

The way I see it:
If the girl is cute, nice, conservative with purchases (or at least asking you if you mind when picking something more expensive), pay for her.
If she's giving you a weird look for opening doors for her, let her be the feminist alpha and pay for herself.