/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6174327
I don't see the sausage mcmuffin, so it can't be

>>6174331
>thread

>>6174327
I think you're confusing McDonalds with Carl's Jr.
>not getting a Bacon Bacon Biscuit and hash rounds with orange juice
>what are you even doing?

i think a mcdonald's breakfast might be my favorite meal in the whole world.

i'd probably enjoy it more than anything served by a 3-star michelin restaurant.

>>6174327
I'd switch out the current sandwich for a sausage mcgriddle, add some sort of frozen coffee with ice and syrup and whipped creme.

Otherwise, yeah McD's orange juice and hashbrowns are not a bad start.

>>6174331
Underrated person

>>6174327
imagine if you got extra cheese on that, and something fizzy instead of acid juice and also had some ketchup packets mmmmm

>Go to McDonalds
>Order hashbrowns and breakfast sandwich
>insist hashbrowns be used as sandwich biscuit and sandwich biscuit be deep fried as a side

>>6176536
>hating orange juice
>ketchup

>>6176540
>>6176540
>the employees look at you in silence for 15 seconds

>flash forward to you getting thrown out by three of them through the door like a comic strip

>>6176540
>all at 6pm

I usually get a SE&C McGriddle with the hash brown, coffee, and OJ (which is for some reason the best OJ in the world [probably sugar]). The problem I have with the biscuit is that I imagine it would fall apart.

>>6174327
>Not a bacon egg and cheese McGriddle
>perfect

nice try

2 sausage McMuffins
2 hash browns

Done. Perfect.

>>6176573
>I usually get a SE&C McGriddle
>McGriddle
The sandwich is called the "McGriddles".

>>6176705
K thx

>>6174327
>eating a fastfood breakfast at mcdonalds instead of jack's

ishygddt

>>6174327
>Literally perfect
Literally a perfect example of why I don't eat at McD's. Just about any corner deli in New York does a better breakfast sandwich.

>>6176729
get out jew boy go bite baby penises

>>6174327
McDonald's hashbrowns are the best. Chick-fil-A is a proper Southern restaurant chain that does a proper sausage egg and cheese biscuit. Strangely, Chick-fil-A's hashbrowns are disgusting. I really wish they'd stop serving those tater rounds and get with the program and deep fry hashbrown patties or potato cakes (like Arby's).

>>6176729
>hipster.png

>>6174327
>going to macdonalds instead of getting a diner breakfast

>>6176733
>>6176771
nope

>>6174327

>gets folded egg out of a bag instead of a fresh cracked round egg

you are literally the scum of the earth.

>>6174327

I could eat an infinite amount of those delicious hash browns.

>>6174327
>getting oj

sucker

>not getting 2 sausage and eggers with two hashbrowns and a large coffee for $7.00 with a coupon from A&W

Its like you dont even want to be satisfied

>>6174327
OP literally doesn't know what the word "literally" means.

>>6176832

make em homestyle and replace the battery acid for oj and you are dead on the mark!

i love coffee, but a&w coffee is rancid. i will go to a gas station and get coffee to go with my a&w breakfast

>>6174327
>not southern style chicken biscuit with round egg and cheese

i appreciate what you're doing, but sir, you're not doing it right

>>6174327
How did you know what my breakfast last Wed was?

>>6174327
i always found breakfast fast food overpriced.

I love mcdonalds hash browns, but I cannot drink OJ with anything oily. It has a terrible after taste and you're all bad people for drinking OJ with oily food.

>ctrl+f burrito
>0 of 0
What the fuck, do you guys not understand that godsend?

>>6177168
the burrito is no joke but I love me some delicious mcbiscuit

>>6174327
That's not perfect, you need to add hookers and bourbon.

>>6177124
Go fuck yourself

>>6177124
I completely agree with you it's disgusting don't be discouraged by some die hard traditionalists to tell you otherwise. It's an intensely flavorful thing to drink with that food.

>>6177068
>replace the battery acid for oj

I'm going to need you to think about what you just wrote for a little bit.

>>6177124
I'm not sure if it's the oil OJ combo, but McDonalds OJ always either gives me stomach cramps or makes me feel bad afterwards. No other kind does that to me.

>>6174327
not a bojangles smoked sausage biscuit

GTFO

That's not a mcgriddle. also you need at least 2 more hashbrown things

Add chick fil a chicken biscuits because no breakfast is perfect without fried chicken

>>6174327
>buy bacon egg and cheese biscuit
>buy sausage mcgriddle
>take the sausage patty and put on bacon egg and cheese biscuit
>enjoy
>two pancakes with preinjected syrup for dessert
>literally perfect

Should replace the square egg with the round egg when you do this, though.

ITT: fat fucks

>>6174496

you understand me

Go to Chic Fila and get a spicy chicken patty on a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit with a simply orange, then head over to McDonalds for 2 hashbrowns, and if you have enough time or money head over to Hardees for 2 raisin biscuits.

that's perfection.

>>6174327
Why don't they serve hasbrowns all day? I would love a hashbrown with my mcdouble.

>>6178100
I've never thought about that, and now I'm annoyed that it isn't an option.

why does everything have cheese on it? ditch the cheese and it's almost ok for you...

>>6178124
>cheese is the worst part of that meal

you have a very poor understanding of nutrition.

>>6178100
I feel like the only person who doesn't want breakfast food outside of breakfast hours. And that includes cooking at home. I used to hate it when my parents would make breakfast for dinner. Lazy fucks.

Now that I live on my own, I never, ever make breakfast before 5:00 AM and past 8:00 AM.

>>6174327
McD's breakfast is gross. Only stupid people and fat neck beards who can only wake up early enough once a year to have it think it's good.

Not only does it taste like shit, but almost any diner has better (or maybe $1-2 more) breakfast which actually fills you up.

I'm hungry five minutes after eating a McDonalds breakfast. Breakfast is the worst value on their whole menu.

>>6174327
eh... a round (real) egg would be better but yeah that's pretty god tier

Madonis orange juice is like nectar from the gods

>>6176787
best $3 meal in the world

not everyone has bodegas though, so why bring them up

>>6178788
>not everyone has bodegas though, so why bring them up
Simply to counter the claim of McD's anything being perfection.

>>6178363
>I'm hungry five minutes after eating a McDonalds breakfast

How fat are you...jesus you must be obese, one of these is so heavy on your stomach by itself even without sides.

>>6177190

thought about it for years

>>6178390
>eh... a round (real) egg would be better

I worked at McDonalds, the folded egg is "real" as well....it's just frozen, how does freezing something somehow make it fake? What's the logic behind this.

>>6177272
It's the same as minute made premium


of course we just get the syrup from Coke and calibrate and add the chilled water to it.

>fucking love mcdonalds breakfast
>was getting it 3 times a week minimum
>have been eating healthy past few months
>eat shit health food instead.

kill me.

>>6176723
MY ALABAMA NEGRE

Jack's is GOAT

McDonald's and Popeye's tied for second

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>>6174327
Should get the oatmeal, that shit is great with the fruit in it and stuff.

I love getting McDonald's Big Breakfast plate with oj. Only get it once a year though, gives me nostolgia of getting it once in a while when I was a kid.

>>6174496
>>Pleb tier west coast fast food chains

>not sausage egg and cheese biscuit with a hashbrown

>>6176551
It's better if you crash through a window like in a cheap western movie. No bar fight is complete until someone crashes through a window and the mirror behind the bar gets broken.

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>>6179489

Do you enjoy eating shit?

>>6179161
Life is pain

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>>6179540
You sound fun

>>6179546
People who eat fast food more than twice a week are equivalent to smokers, slowly destroying their health for a short term gain.

>>6179553
>everyone that has ever enjoyed fast food eats there several times a week
fuck you're such a little bitch

>>6179568
>most people in this thread eat fast food only once a week

>>6179575
i eat fast food like once a month maybe. stop projecting like a faggot

>>6179540
i like your style, greg

>>6177424
>not going full McGangbang and putting the griddle buns under the biscuit
Did you even try?