/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6169948
>....
Stop that.

>>6169964
nein

>>6169964
...

fack

>>6169948

>go to Taco Bell last week
>order 2 Tostadas ($1 per) and bean burrito $1.49)
>pop is $2 happy hour price ($1)
>pay with $5 bill
>get change
>eat food
>drive away happy
>think about how much I leik mudkips

>>6169948
>very high, riding shotgun with friend to Taco Bell
>broke college fags so we scraped together less than five dollars in change
>drive through is deserted, we choose our fud carefully
>pull up to window, and there is literally one emaciated Indian guy in the whole building working his curry ass off.
>give him Jew golds
>few seconds later, he approaches window with bag of fud in hand
>bag has to weigh at least seven pounds
>so high we can't process it so we thank him and leave
>tacos, burritos, and quesadillas oh my!!
>ate like high kings with spare change and a shit load of luck

>>6169948
>go to mcdonalds
>only other customer is some old dude eating a big mac
>looks like colonel sanders

>>6169948
>use taco bell app
>order $1 frito burrito
>get free doritos taco
>repeat daily

>find out new Little Caesar's just opened near me
>never had it before, why not
>find out it's in the ghetto of my city
>fuck it
>get there
>have to wait five minutes for the sheboons working to notice that I'm even there
>have already tried to alert them to my presence three times, didn't hear or pay attention
>one of them turns to me and tells me that I can wait a little longer
>eventually fat older spic comes out from the back, apologizes for the wait, asks for my order
>looks like he's from Puerto Rico (I'm from Arecibo), but no way of knowing for sure
>other sheboon from the back tells him that I was rude and should wait a little bit so I can "learn to respect n shit"
>fuck it, start speaking in PR Spanish
>he's Puerto Rican
>tell him about the women in the back and how I had to wait for them to even acknowledge my presence before they essentially told me to fuck off
>he goes off on them, makes them get my order
>there were no pizzas ready (Hot n Ready my ass), so they make one from scratch
>get it home
>open it, there's only pepperoni on one slice
>the other two had little raised circles, some with cheese, others with just sauce
>the sheboons literally pulled off the pepperoni after putting it on and letting it sit for long enough that it would stick
>fucking niggers

>>6170700
kek, get culturally enriched beaner

only time that really applies, when i once worked at pizza hut:
>we close at 11pm
>get sent out on delivery at 10:50 to this ghetto area
>ohboy.jpg
>ghetto lady answers door, takes pizza, asks "my soda??" in the rudest tone
>she didn't order a soda, but people pull this shit all the time, allegedly ordering small items like soda, breadsticks, desserts, etc. because they know if they call up the manager we will just give it to them regardless if they actually ordered and paid for it or not, to save face and keep customers happy
>"ok ill have to go get it and return"
>lady doesnt tip me
>drive back to store with no intention of bringing this lady a soda she did not pay for
>dont tell manager, lady winds up calling immediately as i walk in, its now 11
>tell manager she didnt order a soda, show him the order, no tip, etc
>manager is cool guy, gives me $5 out of register and tells me just bring the soda anyway
>the whole ride back to the woman's house i was shaking the 2L of soda at a furious rate
>so much to the point that once i arrived at her house i had to wait an extra minute for the bubbles to simmer. i could feel the pressure built up inside the bottle to an extreme amount
>"here you go maam, have a good night!"
>speed back to the store laughing my ass off imagining an entire 2L exploding in this womans face

Working at dominos you end up hearing a lot of things people think we have; ranging from ribs to "crazy bread"
What always gets me are these different foreign folk traveling through requesting ketchup or mayonnaise for their pizza

> Go to Burger King
> Order
> Pull out card to pay
> Cashier apologizes and tells me the credit card terminal isn't working
> Don't have enough cash on me, shit
> She tries my card, no luck
> Terminal reads that there's a connection error, and fallback phone line has no dial tone
> Fuck it, offer to take a crack at fixing it
> Go behind counter
> Terminals hooked up to a DSL modem and router
> Power cycle everything
> Terminals come back online
> Cashier (manager I think) gives me my dinner for free
> everythingturnedoutbetterthanexpected.jpg

>Go to Burger King
>Order some of the fried mozzarella sticks
>Bite into one
>literally fried brick orange cheese
C'mon guys, I know it's fast food but throw me a bone here.

>>6169948
>be community college student, working as a manager at McGag'n'Shit
>lunch rush, we're busy as well
>a 40-year-old woman and her 100 something grandmother place a large order for their entire family in the drivethru
>I'm taking orders, so I tell them they'll have to pull forward to wait for their order
>in lobby, there's some weird /fit/ guy asking when his fillet-o-fish is going to be ready
>I tell him it's only been two minutes, we'll have it out for him as soon as possible
>ten minutes, he still hasn't gotten his fillet-o-fish
>send one of our employees out to the 40-year-old parked in her car, her order is ready
>/fit/ guy gets mad as hell
>complains how he's been waiting forever
>storms out to where 40-year-old and her grandmother are parked, shoves employee out of the way, opens passenger door, and drags grandmother out of the car
>begins beating her half to death
>I call the cops, the 100 year old woman had to be hospitalized for two weeks

>decided to treat myself one day
>went out for lunch
>burger king was close
>it's packed, of course, it's almost noon
>trying not to look at the cute little girls because somebody might catch me and think i'm a perv
>study the menu while in line
>can't decide
>my turn to order
>stammer and just point at the burger they had displayed on the cardboard stand
>'o-oh and onion rings'
>asks if I want sauce on the side
>quickly say no
>actually did want sauce
>$10.00 even after tax and tip for a fucking burger and onion rings
never again

>>6170995
i don't habeeb it

post the news article

>>6170845
dude mayo on pizza is legit

Did I use that correctly? "Legit" ?

>>6171065
I can't approve despite how "legit" it is

>>6171047
>Decided to treat myself
>Went to Burger King

Toppest of keks my man

>>6171091
Fast food is a treat, I rarely eat out. It's cheaper to eat the bland cheap stuff that I don't enjoy.

>>6171047
believed it until
>after tax and tip
>tipping at a fast food joint

>>6171105
They served me. They get a tip. The title may be "cashier" but they're still a server.

>>6171047
>tip
>Burger King

This is a fakepost. You know, for laughs.

>>6171110
What a sucker.

>>6171110
Burger King manager reporting in saying that it is illegal to tip our employees due to tax disputes

>>6171163
at dominos we can get tips :)

>>6171163
Well then you're going to jail, fucker, I'm not going to get my food fucked with.

>>6169948
>my friends have done some fucked up shit at rallys like shitting in the chili and cumming in certain condiments and shit....

>>6170683
nigga, you can only eat so much fried chicken!

>>6170700
>Not checking the pizza before you leave
>not expecting niggers to fuck with you after you called them out on their bullshit

>>6170889
Ok Catch

>>6170845
We had ribs at our little caesars up here for a while. First time someone asked about them before we had them on the menu I was like "what the fuck??" then about a month later our store got them.

>>6171323
kek

>>6169948
>Be me, 20
>Working at Dominos part time
>Aboriginal drunk woman comes in at a busy hour, store is packed with people
>Decides that this international French student is her next target
> WHADDYA FUCKN LOK AT YOU WHITE DOG"
> French girl and her friend try to ignore her look away
>As does everyone else in the store because"muh stolen generation bullshit"
> Abo hasn't had enough, and the big ass Mauri cant even control the she beast, starts to yell louder, the french girl gets scared starts crying
> Manager gets the two girls to come behinf the counter
> Police are called (They are 50m away from the store
> Police take she beast away
<French girls get free lava cakes and sides as an apology from us
> Girls walk away smiling

Au revoir mon croissant

not fast food but
>kid shows up in dress shoes with a star of david necklace
>wants to join the butchers
>he lasts 1 day and 2 hours with the guys in there
>cut himself and also said the chicken smell made him sick

>>6171341
Is this in aussie land?

>>6171365
Yep
Sydney Redfern Dominos (I'm from Perth originally)
(I lived in the CBD hence Redfern was the closest place I could get a job at
Staff is great, awesome team at the time but fucking abos and bogans goddamn

>>6171372
Ah, I was wondering because we have a lot of that in Canada too (both French exchange students, and hate-fuelled aboriginals).

>>6170700
They didn't rip shit off your pizza. Little Caesar's is basically cardboard with a tiny sprinkling of "cheese" on it.

>>6171395
There are Aboriginals in Canada???

>work at braums
>39th street enclave, literally gayest place in the midwest
>gay pride parade weekend 2014
>literally fucking the bussiest weekend in history of the store.
>see this motherfucking black cowboy in a monochrome outfit
>he's fucking 6'10
>hangs out at braums the whole weekend
>I probably served him like 3 huge ass burgers a day.
>end of the weekend he tries to give me his number
> tell him i'm straight
> "why did i waste the whole weekend buying these shitty burgers and hanging out in this nasty ass store then!"
> he storms off

>>6171405
You know if you google the term "aboriginals," the wiki article for "Aboriginals in Canada" comes before the article for "Aboriginals in Australia."

>>6171406
ahahahaha

should have led him on a bit

>>6171410
Their boats coudnt get them that far north? Their a desert people
Not native Americans?
oh wait
>They comprise the First Nations,[2] Inuit[3] and Métis.[4] The descriptors "Indian" and "Eskimo" have largely fallen into disuse in Canada and are sometimes considered pejorative.[5][6][7]

In Australia they are just Aboriginal, they have their own Aboriginal Flag too

>>6171416
they are a* I'm retarded as fuck

>>6171416
>>6171416

The term "aboriginal" refers to the original or earliest known people living in any land; native peoples, indigenous peoples, etc. It isn't a term unique to the natives in Australia by any means.

>>6171416
They are a* I'm tired as fuck
Also you probably got Aboriginals in Canada first because of your location
When i search it Abos in Aus comes first

>google
>NSA

>>6171423
Yes I see but my point is in Australia they don't have any other name than Aboriginal, whereis in America they people usually call them Native Indians, hence why so many people connect the word Aboriginal with the Australian Abos. They also proudly call them selves Aboriginals while I have never heard of any other Native people do that.

>>6171429
>in America they people usually call them Native Indians

No they don't. Well, not in Canada, I don't know about America. If you call an aboriginal here an "Indian," you are going to get punched in the teeth.

>I have never heard of any other Native people call themselves aboriginal

That is because you live in Aussie land. I'm just telling you that up here, they call themselves Aboriginals as well. Their official title is "First Nations," though, so at least the official nomenclature is different.

>>6171436
lol in canada if you called a native an indian, none of them actually give a shit.

how is ur white middle class suburb

>>6171472
My grandmother married a native ten years ago and I grew up next to a reserve.

It may not be the same everywhere, but down here they get salty as hell.

>>6169948
what makes pieces of shit like op do that to peoples food i worked in a restaurant and never had the urge to do that

>>6171476
> reserve

I have only ever heard it called the reservation or the rez.

>>6171489
Depends on where you are and who you talk to, I guess.

That is how it is called here in the Okanagan Valley in BC, but damned if know what they say in like, Vancouver or something.

>degrading

Shut the fuck up you -20yo prick. It's an opportunity. It's a job. It keeps you fed.

>>6171372
fuck i'm so glad I live in melbourne, like sure we have hipsters but I don't think i've ever seen an abo in the wild

>>6171510
I grew up in BC's interior near Williams's Lake and we definitely called them 'reserves'. I'm on Vancouver island now and the two words are interchangable here.

Wow this turned racist really fast...

>>6171163
>illegal

Lawyer by day, BK manager by night.

>>6170700
Nice pasta

>>6170700
>he relaxed around blacks
be glad it was only pepperoni they peeled this time, pedro

>>6170342
shoulda invited him for a all dude three way

>>6171436
>If you call an aboriginal here an "Indian," you are going to get punched in the teeth.
lel what subhuman filth

muh fast food story
>going to a meetup
>everyone wanted burgerking
>sheeeit.jpg
>order 20 double cheese burgers
>all the workers start whooping and hollering
>cashier girl gives me her number and tells me to invite her over when she gets off work
>while I'm waiting this really short skinny crackhead comes in from the hooker hotel next door
>tried to order a pizza
>bk doesn't make pizzas
>woman tries to order pizza again
>cashier and crackhead go back and forth for about a minute until the crackhead swings a claw out at the cashier, catching her on the face
>SHEEEIT
>I restrain the crackhead, bitch smells like cum and piss
>Police show up like 5 minutes later and take her away
>get my burgers, go home and change
>by the time to get to my meetup the burgers are cold

>>6171406
OKC?

>>6171510
>living near a wildlife reserve
maximum kek

>>6170871

>free
>implying your first swipe hadn't charged you

>>6170700
nice copypasta

When I was working at McDicks once, and old lady asked for a Famous Star. Me and my coworkers laughed about it later that day.

>I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side.
>I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from outside having a cigarette.
>She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
>I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side.
>As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working.
>She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk
>when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
>That really bothered me for many reasons. >First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. >Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life.
>I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
>Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up.
>I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. >Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots.
>How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
>How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>6170845
Crazy bread is a little caesar's thing I think.

Like those mongoloids who try to order Big Macs from burger king.

>>6171065
You used "legit" legitimately.

>>6171886
Did you also get a side order of autism?

>>6171886
this one really rustled some folks

>>6171914

Im sure he got a side order of copypasta.

>>6171804
Yes

>>6171517
I think what he means is how much others probably degrade him for being in that position because they don't realize
>It's an opportunity. It's a job. It keeps you fed.

Some fast food customers are fucking awful.
Still, don't shit and piss in the food though. That's just nasty.

>>6169948
>i dont have any as i only worked at white castle for 3 weeks before realizing how degrading it is.

Is it less degrading to have to bum money from others?

Personally, I don't consider it to be at all degrading.

>>6171641
You are on the internet

>>6171818
>implying that he doesn't know how to check his balance
>trying to look cool by faking being street smart
good job kiddo

>>6171798
lewd...

>>6171406
Oklahomie detected

>>6171804
and another?

So are we gonna do a meetup or what?

>>6172449
okc a shit
tulsa a better

>>6172484
Tulsa Police, firefighters and ambulance personnel responded to a call of shots fired at the restaurant at about 3 a.m.

They say when they arrived at the Chicken Hut, they found Verner lying on the ground in front of the restaurant's pick-up window.

He had been shot multiple times, according to Tulsa Police Sergeant Mike Eckert.

They had a difficult time getting through the crowd to provide aid to the victim, and no one was trying to help the injured man, Eckert said. People were instead stepping over Verner to get to their food orders.

Eckert said customers even shoved past emergency personnel as they went to the take out window.

>www.newson6.com/story/12058604/tulsa-restaurant-patrons-step-over-shooting-victim-to-reach-pick-up-window

>>6172094
i dont bum money i have a job where i dont have to take shit from customers who order $2 worth of shit.
And yes fast food is the most degrading job ever.
Hit on a female and tell her that you make a living by making nuggers for obese fucks

>work at taco bell
>"I'd like an order of potatoes"
>ring them up for fiesta potatoes
>order is sent out
>they walk back
>"this isn't what I ordered"
>you ordered potatoes, sir
>"what happened to the other kind"
>...
>Kind of like tater tots?
>"yeah"
>Sir, we discontinued Mexi-Nuggets nearly 20 years ago.
Never gets old. It's usually old people that literally have not stepped foot in a Taco Bell in two decades.

>>6170995
Maximum fake

>>6171886
Jesus do you know how to use green text?

>>6172563
I'm not sure late night food truck customers are even human. I tried going to one once and they all had, dead, glazed eyes. They shuffled aimlessly and flayed about when grabbing thier order.
My shredded pork burrito was cash tho.

>>6170700
I've seen this pasta

> be me
> pizza delivery driver
> 2002
> working Saturday afternoon
> nice sunny day
> have windows down during every delivery
> made pretty good tip money that day
> got a discounted pizza when my shift ended

>going to gamestop to see my m8 who works there
>stop by burger king to get a delicious chocolate shake
>go to gamestop
>m8 tells me i can keep my shake as long as i clean up any mess i make
>we shoot the shit for a while
>in walks really obvious gay guy
>full on queen with tight white turtle neck and ultra tight skinny jeans, lisp and all
>say to my m8 "get a load of this faggot"
>gay overhears
>"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE A FUCKING HITLER"
>tell him to fuck off
>he bitch slaps my shake out of my hand
>splashes all over the DS shelving
>throwing a full on tantrum screaming at me
>my m8 had called mall security, they had just arrived
>as soon as the gay sees them he starts jumping up and down, pointing at me and screaming " THATS HIM THATS HIM!!!!"
>security spear tackles him to the ground
>hes starts crying and squirming on the ground as they try and hold his arms behind his back to restrain him
>absolutely flabbergasted by the situation, his turtleneck riding high, this homo-worm trying to squirm free from 2 huge security guards
>such a surreal sight
>they drag him away by his shoulders as he wails and cries like a child
>when they are gone, m8 goes and gets the cleaning bucket from out back
>we clean up the mess together in silence, still trying to process what happened

i have nothing against gays, but this faggot had it coming.

>>6172987
>had it coming

Definitely. He should've known fucking gamestop is a faggot free zone.

>>6172996
no, its the way he acted as to why he had it coming.

>>6172987

>nothing against gays
>"get a load of this faggot"

>>6172996
No he should have known by dressing like a faggot that he may be called a faggot by an edgy teenager.

>>6173007
i was talking to my m8, not the gay. he was eves dropping, it had nothing to do with him.

>>6173010
im not an edgy teenager, dont be so passive aggressive, makes you look like some bitch woman.

>>6173016
>eves dropping
What's she dropping?

>>6173027
hey moron, you're throwing all these ad hominems at me like a fag bitch cunt

>>6172449
tulsafag reporting in here

>>6173045
its a term for people listening in on things that dont concern them

>>6173048
looks like i hit the nail right on the head. as i said, stop being a passive aggressive bitch woman. if you are a woman, then its expected, but still not an excuse for being so passive aggressive

if you have a problem, then just say it. stop acting like a literal fucking bitch.

>>6173061
there you go again with those ad hominems, bitch nigga. try not to choke on your bitch nips when you're sucking on your bitch tits

>>6173107
yea, confirmed for woman, or a gay. wont even address why its upset, just spews bullshit like the passive aggressive bitch it is

typical, fucking typical. hit the nail on the head yet again

go on, i dare you to explain why you are so butthurt. is it anecdote i told? or is it because i called you out on being a passive aggressive woman?

>>6170683
best story

>>6173137
where the fuck do you get all these pussy ass ad hominems, nigga? do you find them when you are looking for your homosexual anime cuck porn? christ, kid you should really reevaluate your life, or at least your time spent on this imageboard. it's really taking a toll on your self esteem. I can tell because you're acting like a defensive bitch using all those ad hominems on me. you can't even come up with a single argument because your actions were based on your desire to be pegged by your dads. you don't even know what passive aggressive means because your dads spent your childhood exposing you to deviant sex rather than giving you a good education. hell if you had gone to school you would have been abused anyway because you're poor and live in the inner city. fuck you and your shitty attempts at posts, jabba the hut.

> be 16 with a friend
> heard that angel's trumpet flowers can get you high
> walking around, we pass one of the plants
> hey we should eat these, they get you high
> each pick a flower and eat it
> didn't notice we were high until 30 minutes later we were walking around light headed and singing about trucks
> decide to get food from a taco bell on university campus
> friend tried to order a chicken tostada or something
> "we are out of chicken tostadas"
> "ok...i will have...the...chicken tostada"
> "we are out."
> ....
> "the...chicken...tostada"
> "anon...they're out...get something else..."
> "chicken"
> i don't remember what they even gave her, i probably got a cheesy gordita crunch or something if i even had the mind to order it
> go to university library to eat the food
> it tasted fucking horrible. even liquid felt like dry acid bunching up in your mouth
> walk around some more, we have no fucking idea where we are, we call her dad to pick us up because we thought we were lost
> the only thing we can muster up was that we were by a dominos pizza
> next day, i realized we were by a dominos a block away from my house
> my depth perception was fucked up for the next few days
> in retrospect, i am glad i am not dead

>>6173182
thanks for confirming 100% that you are some butthurt gay who got upset at my story. just because one of your kind acted like a fuck head, doesnt mean you have to. grow the fuck up, passive aggressive bitch.

>>6173182
hahhahahaha absolutely #rekt

>>6173309
>>6173351
>>6173182
i know one person here is a hilarious troller but i can't tell if the guy who doesn't know what an ad hominem is is a troll or not

>>6173353
>>6173353
They should have sex with each other. The homoerotic tension is so thick I can damned near taste it.

>>6170090
based oldmemefag

>>6173182
> dumb gay dyel white kid acts black on the internet for the 6 millionth time

>>6173309
>>6173353
>>6173367
>>6173381
you fags are just absolutely butthurt that I've exposed your mess of a life. you should ust be happy you're on an anonymous website and not in real life where I'll fucking wreck you and fuck my hot gf after. I'll make your dicks into wax dummy dildos for my hot gf, that is if they are big enough to satisfy her. I can probably make money selling your blubber to japanese whale hunters. suck a fuck you mouth breathers

>>6173353
>>6173309
samefag

>>6173353
i know what they are, just because the gay keeps spewing it and getting butthurt while acting like the gay in my story, doesnt mean i dont know what an adhom is, kid

>>6173381
i know, its a defense mechanism for the gays. call them out for being passive aggressive like women and they just do it more, like it some how proving a point when in reality its just confirming everything i said about this particular gay.

>>6173406
project less, be less passive aggressive. didnt even read your post your childish fucking faggot, because i know what its going to say: pure fucking butthurt.

>>6173418
pic related, retard

>>6173420
i know you didn't read my post because you can't read because your dads never sent you to school because they wanted to expose you to their lifestyle. if you went to school you would know what biologically correct sex is and what an ad hominem is

>>6173427
project less, be less passive aggressive. didnt even read your post your childish fucking faggot, because i know what its going to say: pure fucking butthurt.

>>6173422
>those pixels
nice try, moron

>>6173429
project less, be less passive aggressive. didnt even read your post your childish fucking faggot, because i know what its going to say: pure fucking butthurt.

>>6173434
i know you didn't read my post because you can't read because your dads never sent you to school because they wanted to expose you to their lifestyle. if you went to school you would know what biologically correct sex is and what an ad hominem is

>>6173438
project less, be less passive aggressive. didnt even read your post your childish fucking faggot, because i know what its going to say: pure fucking butthurt.

>>6173447
i know you didn't read my post because you can't read because your dads never sent you to school because they wanted to expose you to their lifestyle. if you went to school you would know what biologically correct sex is and what an ad hominem is

>>6173452
project less, be less passive aggressive. didnt even read your post your childish fucking faggot, because i know what its going to say: pure fucking butthurt.

>>6173452
Shit's funny and strange how many new ways these bitches come up with playing games when the posts are all the same, vapid and lame. I'll just write a wall of text while making gains and flexing my pecs causing robotic cringe with rhymes to all the jews and mudslimes like I'm eminem except not as kind and nowhere near as seriously queer or serious, all these niggas be delirious. There's no problem with cunts slobberin out nothing but shit they know is absolutely wrong, be it about guns, men, roosters and hens to the majority but the echo chamber's real and they're polluting the authorities. Now you'll probably look at this shit and think "damn this kid is mad" what's the bunk deal, he's not supposed to feel good or bad, which is true and I don't but I'm rad and got the funk for real. This site's a good provider of fictional diction and "we'll all grow out of it eventually" is my prediction. In actuality typing shit like this out is a good way to kill threads or make newfriends shout. If you actually read this give yourself a pat on the back and breed, live on cause I'm the master of fresh memes and black, G.

>>6173463
i know you didn't read my post because you can't read because your dads never sent you to school because they wanted to expose you to their lifestyle. if you went to school you would know what biologically correct sex is and what an ad hominem is

>>6173469

is this thread crashing with no survivors?

>>6173469
>>6173471
project less, be less passive aggressive. didnt even read your post your childish fucking faggot, because i know what its going to say: pure fucking butthurt.

>>6173483
no, its just one butthurt gay, possibly some of his backup he called in, that are shit posting

just dont even read their posts and spam them with basic copypasta, makes them mad enough to keep proving me right

>>6170832
Nigga you're doing gods work

>>6173492
So what's the next step of your master plan?

>>6173499
project less, be less passive aggressive. didnt even read your post your childish fucking faggot, because i know what its going to say: pure fucking butthurt.

>>6173483
for you

>>6173499

>>6173504
was posting that crop part of your plan?

>>6171886
Are you fucking retarded or do you just not understand social cues?

>>6173532
no

>>6173532
y-you too

>>6173367
this ones my favorite

>>6173483
no, the fire rises!

>>6173508
>>6173524

>>6173061
You are literally never going to have sex with anything that isn't either inanimate or being paid and if you say otherwise you're fucking lying.

>>6173428
>passive aggressive
>calling you on your shit

pick one you fucking inbred.

>>6173629
i banged you're mother, but she's an animate so i guess that means you doesn't real huh kiddo who's laughing now

>>6173629
did you seriously just try to publicly shame me as if this was real life on an anonymous image board?

only a woman or a gay would even think i give a fuck what you think

>>6173635
whatever you say, gay

>18, first job
>working in brand new taco bell, high volume, very busy etc.
>working drive thru by myself, lady pulls up to speaker and says "your service sucks, this line is too long, i've been waiting 30 minutes to order"
>may i take your order.jpg
>"no i'm not even going to order anymore the line is so long"
>thank you, first window please
>pulls up to window, starts yelling at me blah blah
>ma'm you're going to have to move, there are other customers waiting behind you
>refuses to move, i grab a manager, situation solved

not exciting but the fact that she waited 15-20 minutes to yell at me about our service didn't make sense to me.

working a drive thru by yourself 15 hours a day sucks

i ended up making manager the next month tho so its all good

>me and my two butt lovin buddies waltz into BK
>I order a dollar menu double cheeseburger n chicken sammich
>align that shit into a mcgangbang
>there's an old ass man sitting in the corner of the restaurant
>we have never met this gentleman before in our lives
>he walks up to our table in the middle of us eating
>"Ya know, I bet you kids could beat me in a ball game!"
>he starts to laugh
>we have no idea who this man is or what he's talking about so we just laugh along with him and say "yup, I think we could!"
>he waddles away back to his seat
>he stares at us for the next 5 minutes
>he starts to come over to our table again
>nope.bin
>we grab our shit and leave as fast as we can

And that was my trip to burger king

>>6171886
Successful pasta good sir *tips beanie*

>>6170342
Even if you got their cheapest items, that's two items per person, max. You did not eat like kings.

boomp

>>6171436
My girlfriend is a Canadian Mohawk and whatever small corner of Canada you got this impression from, it's wrong. She prefers the term native.

>>6172987

Is this the /v/ version of the /k/ copypasta where an anon calls someone a faggot at the range and gets a gun pointed at him?

>>6174100

>seven pounds
>two items per person

I think his implication was that they accidentally received more food than they ordered.

>Taco Bell for dat post-workout protein
>Order a Baja Blast
>Get home
>Drink
>It's regular Mountain Dew

I shouldn't be as upset as I was but it completely ruined the night, and has happened more than once.

>Go by McDonald's
>Order 2 McDubs
>Charged $2.14
>Get a giant bag filled with several burgers, several chicken sandwiches, and a thing of 3 drinks
>Drive away, don't question anything
Felt good man.

All this fucking board is fast food and steak threads now.

>>6175406
>going to TBell and not checking your order before you leave the parking lot
You got exactly what you deserved.
The only people I laugh at more than people who don't check their orders are people who are actually pissed off enough to drive all the way back.

Got a few

>brought tickets for film (Night at the Museum 2 IIRC)
>45 mins til film
>hungry
>head to BK, 5 min walk from cinema
>standing at front of queue waiting to be served
>servers standing around talking to themselves
>ask for whopper, fries and a tea
>pay and go sit while order is processed
>15 mins later still watiing
>ask if my order is ready
>not yet "on its way"
>15 more mins go by "still not ready"
>another 10 mins and order is ready
>would've complained but only waiting around for film anyway
>finish food, walk to cinema
>halfway through trailers
>shit seats

not eaten at BK since, wasn't any point berating them about food taking so long since I was only waiting around and i don't like "special sauce" on my burgers

>>6175466
>BK
>FAST food

nahhhh

>>6175466

Another one:

>head to subway, order a footlong italian BMT on italian herb + cheese bread
>lettuce, red onion, cucumber, halapenos, BBQ + chipotle southwest sauce (that shit is the best suace combo around)
>about to go fill up drink but machine won't work
>ask staff if machine is broken
>they apologise and turn on machine
>as i'm filling up some chavs come in from outside and try to get up to the machine
>staff turn it off and start telling them that they've left the restaurant and can't get a refill
>turns out they've been wandering round town all day and coming in every now and then to refill their cup
>kek internally, wait til they leave and fill up
>was a good sub

>>6175477

live in the UK, the only fast food chains i have in my county (americans can consider a county to be the same as a state in terms of percentage of population size and number) are McDonalds, KFC and Subway excluding BK.

Five guys is opening up soon though

>>6175482

one more:

>out drinking, been to clubs and whatnot. approx 3am, take-aways closing soon so leave to get something to eat before going home
>get to McDonalds in city centre
>McD's has the biggest security guard i've ever seen
>at least 6'10, built black guy
>friendly guy but takes his job seriously
>fuck around and he'll boot you out
>head in, say hi to security and get in line
>half way to front 3 drunk idiots come in, all approx 5'7 - 5'11
>get in line and start mouthing off to each other, harrassing girls etc
>negro-hulk having none of it
>steps up and asks group to leave
>tallest tool in the shed turns to him and tells him to fuck off
>ohshitniggawutyoudoin.jpg
>guard grabs one arm with one hand other behind the head
>marches him out door and throws him about 6 feet onto pavement
>friends quiety leave under watchful eye of security
>i'll have a double-cheeseburger and a large fries please
>laugh my tits off

>>6169948
GUys, I have so many stories from working through high school at mcfuckarnolds with my brothers

Heres one, hope you all like it

>work there late with my brothers, both are older than me, one in college, one is just a fuck and has some problems, but he means well most of the time
>one night in particular my oldest brother was extra chatty and extra pissy
>he was taking drive thru orders and money
>I worked grill
>other assorted fuckalls up front
>I hear my brother yelling out the window
>go over ask him what that was about, says nothing
>go up to the front window just in time to hear black woman yelling to the manager
>apparently they black lady asked my brother for change for a 20, he gave it to her, then she asked for change for a 100
>my brother, being the genius he is, replied with, "Lady, this is not a damn bank" then shut the window in her face
>have to damage control black lady and manager into not firing my brother
>laugh about it every single time a customer asks me for change since

>>6171436

yup. in canada they want to be called "1st nations" "people"

i put people in quotations separately because they aren't really people imo if they want to be called first nations. the civilized ones just want to be called canadians.

>>6172484
>>6172563

woo Tulsa

>>6172484
>>6172563
>>6175613
Ex Tulsafag here, lived down on Riverside behind that gehtto as fuck walmart near the Christian College. I remember walking down to the Casino to get food all the time because the fast good joints werr always chock full of niggers

>>6175466
That's why you wreck the joint and then leave. Make the fuckers clean for 2 hours before they can go home.

>Comic-Con San Diego
>went out to pizza place with some girl I met there and my bro
>she said she got another friend coming
>hope to god it's a girl
>it's not
>turns out it's one of those girls who only hands out with guys
>whatever, pizza is fucking awesome, go to their house for pot and booze
>get lit and drunk, friend stays sober because he don't do that shit
>slowly more and more guys come in
>literally six guys and one girl
>all of them looking to try to appease this one girl
>attempt to mate officially over, but I'm lit as fuck and need food
>give friend my keys and tell him to drive me to Jack in the Box
>I walk in lit as shit and don't notice that there's not only blood on the floor, but two cops inside arresting someone
>get myself a munchie meal and like six additional tacos
>as I slowly come out of my fade I start to piece together what happened
>some mexican came in and tried to order, but some nigger got pissed for whatever reason (you know niggers) I didn't see and fucking decked the kid in the face
>huge gash along the mexican's face, he went into the bathroom when I came in to clean himself off
>some white lady bought him his meal to console him
>mexikid sat there on the verge of crying the whole time, nibbling on his fries
>I remember saying very loudly that "woah some guy got fucking wrecked" and the mexikid looked at me

And that's the story of how I learned that the munchie meal is pretty good and a good deal.

>>6171405

They're just called natives or indians in Alaska, but they're basically the same thing you get in Canada. Drunk, obnoxious sub-humans that love to come into a business late and fuck up the place.

>tfw drunk natives in a dennys

>>6177608

Goddammit.

>>6175487

The burgers are decent but the "chips" are terrible. They are out of their damn minds deep frying them in peanut oil.

>1am
>decide to head to Taco Bell
>order delicious steak cantina bowl in the drive-thru
>as I hand the guy my cash I notice wierd blue wizardesque sleeves on my arm
>remember I still had my old graduation gown that I sometimes wear around the hose as a robe
>he starts to crack a smile
>as I'm alone waiting for the food to come I can't help but start laughing
>a different tacobell employee gives me my food
>"Here's your food. Uh... did you graduate?"
>"No. I mean, I did a few years ago..."
>"...Oh...ok. have a good night"
> I wasn't even high

>>6169948
>shitting in the chili

Never eating fast food again

>>6170832
Maybe people wouldn't have to try to get free sodas if the goddamn pizza places didn't
>charge 3 dollars for a liter of soda
>charge extremely high prices for everything
>charge 3 dollar delivery charge on top of tax
>EXPECT a tip because its murrica and if I dont tip I get my food fucked with
>EXPECT a tip when they are literally a block away from my house
>take 9 gorillion years to deliver

I have a KFC that isn't complete shit

>>6169948

>working late shift at Micky Dees
>Girl comes in a bit fucked up
>what can I get you?
>an extra large chocolate shake
>sorry no chocolate can I get you something else?
>a medium chocolate shake
>chocolate's out, anything else?
>small chocolate shake
>me getting dandered up, spaghetti in pocket wants to explode
>lemme ask you something, honey
>spell the van in vanilla
>V A N
>spell the straw in strawberry
>S T R A W
>good, now spell the fuck in chocolate
>puzzled, the girl says there is no fuck in chocolate
>me grinning, that's what I'm trying to tell you
>she stays till closing and blows me in the parking lot next to the dumpster
>felt good man

>>6178085
>things that never happened

>>6178182

that happened to my cousin but it was a chocolate Frosty the girl wanted

>>6178196

that happened to my girlfriend (she's in Canada)

>>6178202
happened with my brother to

>>6178023
wow oh wow. Look at you, fighting the system, right? OH MAN, you really hurt that big name company that has more money than you'll ever have in your life time, right?

fucking retard.

>>6178202

that happened to my old babysitter's college roommate but it was at a Baskin-Robbins

> be me ordering Dominos on the way to Japanese class
> 45 minutes class ends and no pizza
> call Dominos again
> guy at store says pizza is on the way
> tell him I have to get to my film studies class
> "ok anon I will call the driver and give him the new room"
> get to film class
> 10 minutes into class driver knocks on door
> tells me it's 17.50
> argue with him because it was supposed to be 15 dollars
> says some shit about delivery fee
> whatever i pay the guy
> start heading back to my desk
> professor fucking kicks me out of class
> fuck it go to the library to eat
> sit at a table and open the box
> it's fucking pineapple when I ordered pepperoni

>>6178358
SPACOLI

>>6178023

>literally a block away

Dude, why wouldn't you just walk to the place? They're probably wondering that themselves.

That's not a tip, that's a lazy asshole tax.

The local Arby's fucks up my order somewhat frequently

>Order Beef n Cheddar combo
>End up getting some steak sub instead
>Already home, never give a shit to actually go back
>Eat it anyway
>Fucking delicious
>Another time
>Can't remember what I ordered, but I got a Gyro back when they sold them
>Sorta pissed again, eat it anyway
>Fucking shit is awesome
>Turns into my favorite thing on the menu
>They stop selling it, instead have it on a specials menu once a year or so now
>everything turned out better than expected

As an aside;
>Buddy and I in highschool prank call places for shits and gigs
>He calls Arby's
>Makes up some complete bullshit story of how he lived out of town and went there
>Said the food was terrible, fries were burnt, etc
>He lived next door to a vacant trailer and had access to their mailbox
>Manager asks if he can send him free combo meal coupons
>He tells the manager to send it to "his brothers house" which was the vancant place next door
>A week or so later, receive two free combo meal coupons
>We go there, laughing our asses off the entire and get free food

Good times

>>6170090
what is pop?

>>6178724

pop is soda, its a regional term its used here in the UK and i beleive places in America

>>6171065
no, i'm sorry. I believe the word you are looking for is "shit"

>>6172673
I like when they say "no olives or green onions!" or ask for Santa Fe chalupas.

I don't have any particularly fun stories. There's this guy that goes around to all the Taco Bells in the area trying to get free food. But he has a job and a car. I thought I was tripping when I saw him at my new store after transferring 30 minutes away. He also worked at my grocery store, I discovered, and stared at me sometimes. Like, yeah, dude, I don't fall for your shit. I think he quit or got fired though.

>>6178724
>>6178739

soda-pop

some call it soda, some call it pop.

also in some places, your pop is your grandfather, some places it's your father.

>drunk
>friend asks me to come over, explain I shouldn't drive
>he comes to get me with three over messed up guys
>we stop at McD's
>order our shit, someone is messing with shotgun rider's hair or something
>"that'll be 15.99 plus tip ;v)"
>FUCK YOU erupts from friend's mouth
>welp we're getting spit burgers now
>drive up, pay
>at pick up window, waiting for about five minutes
>manager comes out, asks us to please not curse at her employees
>we explain the fuck you wasn't for the register, etc
>doubt she believes us
>another few minutes go by, get food and drive back
>they forgot our sodas, hard to eat food imagining those old ladies spitting in the mustard and such

Why didn't we just go to Taco Bell?

>>6178775
>Not spitting in your food yourself, and showing it to manager, telling him/her you got it like that

Better safe than sorry.

>>6172987
>Fast Food stories
>the only part that has to do with fast food is the fact that he had food from Burger King

Also, things that never happened

>>6178774
everything is coke in texas

If you didn't see McDs completely changed alot of its menu

>Woke up early to catch a plane
>Go through drive-thru at McDicks
>Order a muffin and a hashbrown
>park in the lot to quickly eat
>eat my hashbrown first, greasiest thing i've ever eaten
>Open the wrap on my muffin
>take a bite
>something crunches and cuts my tongue
>open up the muffin
>theres shells everywhere
>its the entire fucking egg with the shell
>I walk over to the window where they can see me
>I start throwing bits of muffin all over the window
>as one guy comes out I get in my car and drive off

And thats why I will never set foot near a McDonalds ever again.

>>6179731
Should have got your money back or just left man.

>>6179731
>And thats why I will never set foot near a McDonalds ever again.

Because you're mentally unstable?

>work at Hungry Jacks (Australia's burger king) in a dodgy area
>always have to have a security guard in case shit happens which it always does
>have a donation box in front of the terminals for loose change and shit
>some abo grabs it and sprints out of the restaurant
>retarded security guard fucking opens the door for him because he thought "he was in a hurry"
>whatever, not my problem
>half an hour later
>four kids walk in with grazed knuckles and out of breath
>one has a bit of blood on his shirt
>"here's your donation box"
>t-thanks

>>6178544
Because when I'm sitting around in my house in my underwear after a long day of work the first thing I don't want to do is get all dressed up and look nice and then go walk a block. I'd rather order and then put on shorts before I answer the door.

>>6171886
Bahaha muh privacy
>eating in your car
>in a parking lot
>bothered when people acknowledge you
Take your shit and go home. Kill yourself while you're at it

>>6178944
>"Hi, can I get a Coke please?"
>"Sure, what kind?"

What a strange world you live in, anon

>>6175414
>running late for work
>so fucking hungry
>go to mcdonalds
>order a big mac and a file of fish and a fry
>they hand me bag
>running late, dont check
>get to work
>open bag
>its 4 chicken nuggets
>no ketchup even
>work 8 hour shift where I have to close (campus bookstore at the time)
>problem with register because previous shift fucked up
>dont get to eat anything but 4 chicken nuggets till 11pm

I always check the bag now, no matter how late I am running.

>>6182077
another, happened recently

>visiting east coast
>use to fast food workers being hispanic
>like hispanic workers, usually fast and dont seem to fuck around
>go to a mcdonalds
>walk in
>no one inside but old man standing in front of registers I think is waiting for food
>see about 30 black kids in the back
>wait at register
>no one working register, just hear hoots and calls from the back
>wait 10 min
>turn to old guy
>'so, uh..have you ordered?'
>says in pissed off southern accent 'no fuck these niggers Ive been waiting here for 30 minutes!' and storms out
>see some dude coming in for a shift
>'yo man, any1 working dese registers? just want a burger mang'
>guy apologizes, goes back, yells at sheboons, makes burgers
>walk out, throw away burgers because fuck they probably did shit to them
>at least I made them work and it only cost me two fiddy

>>6180880
lazy fuck.

>>6175569
Why would you be canadian when you can be super-canadian with a free house and college education?

>>6178085
ripped off from that jack in the box video you faggot

Ex Mcdonald's fag here. Got some stories
>Routine creepy guy
>Fat, balding, always greasy
>Has a run down car that is literally filled with bags
>Gets the same thing every once in a while
>Constantly starts debates with employees about off topic shit like religion, war, fiction, time travel
>Hits on any girl there

>Working one closing shift
>2 fatties come in
>Order their food, walk out
>One of them manages to somehow fall
>She didn't just fall, but she completely ate shit
>Fractured skull, managed to tear the cartilage in her nose
>Blood everywhere
>Me and 3 other people attempt to clean up the blood while taking orders and trying to provide information
>2 weeks later she tries to sue

I'm sure anyone that worked at one can attest to this.
>That one bitch that comes in
>Orders any sandwhich
>Eats half of it, storms back and complains about something being wrong with her sandwhich
>"Do you see the problem here?! Fix this! Thanks" Like the smug cunt she is
>One time she asked for a hot and spicy, no mayonnaise
>Made it without mayo
>Asked for mayo on the side
>came back after it was mostly gone and said "I'M FUCKING ALLERGIC TO MAYONAISE, MAKE A NEW ONE"
>mfw
So glad I quit. God damn. Dealing with that shit on a weekly basis for 2 years was enough.

>>6182461
Got another one
>Working a long shift
>Stuck in the drivethrough
>There's a massive line
>Some people are getting pissed
>This one car pulls up
>One guy starts talking and asks for some fries
>He gets cut off and then I hear "CAN I GET A MCSHIT?"
>Respond with the Feel free to order when you're ready thing while I'm trying not to lose my shit laughing
>He asks for it again
>His friend cuts him off
>Pulls up to the winow
>As I hand their change back, I tell them that I checked the inventory and we are all out of mcshits while laughing like a motherfucker
>They both start laughing and drive off

Shit like that made my week.

>>6182374
give that man a trophy

Are people working with fast food in America not allowed to stand up for themselves? Why do you guys accept people being massive cunts? I know the customer is always right, but that's only to a certain degree. You fuckers are pretty much just a bunch of doormats, who can do nothing about being stepped on all day.

>>6182705
sometimes its just easier to appease their ass and get them moving and out of everyones hair then to start shit

>>6182705
It's a lot easier to talk shit about them behind their backs rather than topple their pathetic power trip.

>>6182705

Sorry, no. If you want to keep your job, you become a doormat.

Carl's Jr. Story Time, niglets:
>Huge ass blaxican family comes in right at the end of breakfast
>We're supposed to end that shit but they complain until they get their way
>I get called out of the back to take their order because coworker doesn't "feel" like taking their order
>Take their stupid order
>Tell the cooks to get off their fucking phones, there's an order to cook
>After 5 minutes of ignoring me they finally start
>Total wait time was like 15 minutes after the last item on the receipt was delivered
>They keep asking for free shit in the vein of me forgetting to put it on the receipt
>They complain to the manager for even more free shit (after I had already gotten them the other free shit)
>After everything's done they make a formal complaint about the store's quality

I fucking hated working fast food. This particular job ended with me throwing my drive-thru headset against the wall and walking out.

>>6182374
Kek.

>>6182374
mah nigga

>>6173651

I can smell the white trash from your posts alone. Jesus fucking Christ.

>Have anxiety driving
>Craving Burger King badly
>Ask my mom to come with me so i feel safe to drive
>Get to the drive-thru
>Order 2 double cheeseburgers and chicken fries and BBQ sauce
>Car is too far away from the window to claim my food
>Have to get out of my car and get the food
But wait, there's more
>Drive back home safely
>Pull up to my parking spot
>Accidentally hit the gas and drive the car through the neighbor's metal fence
>OH FUCK NO
>Neighbors are some Vietnamese family who look at me deadpanned like "what did this stupid gaijin do to my yard"
>Apologize profusely and go home
>Completely lose my appetite and have to eat the burger king i don't want anymore
>Dad comes home and gets mad at me for driving his car through the fence
>I stress out how much it will cost to fix the fence
>Dad goes to the neighbor's house the next day and they manage to bend the fence back into place

And that was the last time i drove. I'm 24 btw.

>>6183990

just kill yourself anon

>>6183993
You first, dear.

>>6183990
>Veitnamese
>Gaijin
Gtfo bitch

>>6184001
Sorry i don't fucking know what gaijin in vietnamese is

>>6175466
Burger king just always seems to be shit
They always make me wait for something
>Order at BK
>Wait 5 minutes at the counter
>They tell us to go sit they will bring it over
>they bring over the burgers
>tells us the fryer was not fucking turned on and they need to wait for it to heat up
>its mid fucking day and they had that shit turned off
>eat slowly waiting for fries
>finish eating still waiting
>see other people with fries
>20 minutes have past we are leaving
>ask for the fries
>OH WE FORGOT LOL SO SILLY OF US LET US COOK THEM
>they hand them over
>free mayonnaise because of that mistake
>they gave us a free 20cents fucking sauce for not serving our food

God how are they still around? i always find something wrong or missing or waiting for too long when i go to BK.

>>6183990

you're on some level of stupid that we can't comprehend. Just wow.

>Family decides to order Little Ceasars
>Tag along with mom and sister to go pick up pizza
>Mom walks in to pick it up
>One isn't ready yet so we have to wait
>While waiting another customer walks in, they give one of our pizzas to them
>Other pizza is done but have to wait for them to make another pizza to replace the one they gave away
>Another customer walks in and they give our pizza away again
>This shit repeats for 40 minutes
>Sister and I raging in the car
>Mom not saying shit to the cashiers
>Eventually get our fucking pizza and leave with no compensation for the wait
I swore that I will never give that shitty company my money as long as I live after that experience and I rage whenever my parents order from there.

>>6184129
>I swore that I will never give that shitty company my money as long as I live after that experience and I rage whenever my parents order from there.
Wow, you sure showed them who's boss ;)

>Go to Sonic because I want a drink but also pretty hungry after work
>Order the chicken finger dinner thing. Includes an order of chicken fingers, an order of tots and an order of onion rings
>it's in a closed box so I don't really have time to open and check, I had other things to do
>get home, open up meal
>chicken fingers, check
>tots, check
>onion rings? no. onion ring? yes. just one. just one fucking onion ring.

>>6184203
This happened to me too. That and the onion ring was cold and rock hard.

>>6177698
What the fuck

>work at maccas for 3 years
>never spat in food
>occasionally pick up stuff I drop and serve it
>usually throw it out

iam mini goro

>>6184203
are you autistic or just a troll? the chicken finger dinner has never had more than one onion ring.

>>6184367
>has never had more than one onion ring.
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard

>>6184367

>guy assumes his dinner would include more than a single onion ring
>he must either be autistic or a troll

>>6184367
this

>>6184203
>>6184244
take a good look at the pic on the menu the next time you order it

>>6174058
>he doesn't make small talk with the generation that made our country great
You're disgusting and I would never date you

>>6171886
God each time I read this I still get upset. Really ruse-induce pasta.

>>6184367
>>6186280
#rekt

For those who work or have worked at a fast food place with a drive-thru, I've always wondered... How often do you get drunks at the drive-thru? Do you do anything about them when it happens?

>>6178294
that happened to my dad, this was before he worked at Nintendo

>>6187107
I worked drive thru at wendys in high school. We were only open til midnight on friday and saturday, 10pm on weeknights, so not a whole lot of drunks but we would get the occasional ones. I never had any problems with them, but sometimes my assistant manager (who was a teetotaler) would call the police on them.

>>6173184
my fucking sides

>>6187107

Ex-mcdonalds worker here, well it's been 5 years since working for them but I got tons of stories.

Most fucked story...

>Working graveyard shift on saturday night. 10pm to 6am.
>Working hard that night because it's fucking busy as shit working in a maccas next to the cities most popular night club
>Club closes up at 5am
>All drunk fuckheads get let out
>Hear massive fight outside between 3 guys
>5 minutes later
>One guy busts through the store bleeding everywhere
>Another guy comes in and is blocked by security with a broken bottle
>the guy bleeding everywhere is taken in the kitchen
>this guy is bleeding over all the sunday muffins (oh well)
>This fucker then grabs one of the muffin trays
>Runs out to the counter and tries to take the guy out who stabbed him
>Police get there in time before someone dies
>6am rolls in
>managers offer counselling for that shit

Not really sure if happened because half of us were stoned out of minds while working.

>>6187149
>This fucker then grabs one of the muffin trays
>Runs out to the counter and tries to take the guy out who stabbed him

>>6187149

Continuing on

>Working dinner rush shift, 5pm to 10pm
>Always have this one woman
>She was a recovering orthorexic or some kind of eating disorder.
>She would come through the drive through
>Would demand a 20 pack of freshly cooked chicken nuggets and a roll with crispy chicken with shaved Parmesan cheese on it.
>If we didn't do this to the exact order she would come back in and abuse someone

I never saw her abuse someone but I did hear of it happening.

Another one

>Starting overnight shift
>Stock up on lettuce because it's gonna be a big night
>Douchebag manager who wants higher position in the store has finished his shift and is going home.
>He sees us stocking up on lettuce
>He thinks we used too much lettuce to stock up on
>He drags us into the cool room where the lettuce is stored
>Begins yelling at us
>He looks at the boxes, realises he gets the dates wrong
>and realises we were right
>He slaps us for wasting his time
>He proceeds to walk out of the store fuming for embarassing himself
>2 months later, he hands in his resignation letter to go work a call center job at an energy company

>>6187156

Continuing on...

>Working overnight again
>toilets are only openned on the overnight for staff, but sometimes randoms get in there
>Haven't seen anyone get into the toilets all night, so fuck it i will use the females for shits and gigles.
>Open the door to the toilets, wait for it to close to see teh angry ravers kicking the door
>Open the female toilet door
>See some girl in there who looks like she belongs in the ring
>The whole entire toilet is covered in shit.
>The sink is covered in shit
>The walls are covered in shit
>She is covered in shit
>I slowly close the door and let her do her thing
>Proceed to take dump in disabled toilet (no one uses it)
>take dump in peace
>proceed not to flush it
>knock on the female toilet door
>tell her, there is a free turd sitting in the disabled toilet for her
>walk out of the toilet
>proceed to a shit covered girl run in the disabled toilet
>She doesn't leave the toilet for another hour
>She leaves the toilet covered in shit and runs out to never be seen again...

>>6187164

sorry for fucked grammar..

>>6187156
This reminds me of something that happend to my mother when she was younger
>Working in a no-name fast food place
>graveyard shift
>drunk people stop by
>2 guys start fighting
>one takes out a knife
>cuts the other guy's jugular
>blood sprays fucking everywhere including on my mom
>guy gets rushed to the hospital but doesn't make it

And that's the reason my mother can't stand the sight of blood

>>6173184
Just be glad you ate the flowers and not the seed pods.
Also be glad that nobody tried to fuck with you. Datura makes you incredibly highly suggestible to pretty much anything.

>>6187164
>>See some girl in there who looks like she belongs in the ring
>>The whole entire toilet is covered in shit.
>>The sink is covered in shit
>>The walls are covered in shit
>>She is covered in shit
>>I slowly close the door and let her do her thing
>>Proceed to take dump in disabled toilet (no one uses it)
>>take dump in peace
>>proceed not to flush it
>>knock on the female toilet door
>>tell her, there is a free turd sitting in the disabled toilet for her
>>walk out of the toilet
>>proceed to a shit covered girl run in the disabled toilet
>>She doesn't leave the toilet for another hour
>>She leaves the toilet covered in shit and runs out to never be seen again...
I didn't understand this shit at all

>go to subway
>after getting food employee cuts themselves cutting next customers bun
>another employee offers to continue making sub on the blood covered bun
>guy just puts up his hands and walks away

I remember that every other time I go to subway.

>>6170832
Lmao this whole post is autism. You suuuure showed her, giving her a free fucking soda after she decided NOT to tip your dumb ass.

>>6187481
You either didn't read his post carefully or you're just retarded

I'm gonna go with the latter

>>6175482
>not Turkey on 9-grain with lettuce, tomato, olive, light banana peppers, onion, and more lettuce
>not Honey Mustard and Chipotle

Also, where are you getting it. Here in South Gommiefornia, my local subway only speaks spanglish.

I'm trying to find ways to abuse the taco bell app.

It lets you order food ahead of time. But you got to pay for it on the app.

There has to be a way to fuck that up

>>6187164

>>6175557
that's how they scam you.
a group of garboons tried doing this to me why I was a grocery cashier but I remembered my dad told me about the scam. they only made off with like $30 but some girl gave them like $250 on a separate occasion

>>6181738
I use cola as a term for all soda pops.

>>6182491
I can just imagine it
>hi what would you like
> can I get some chicke-I WANT A MCSHIT
>bro shut up. sorry man can I get a 10 piec-ONE MCSHIT PLEASE

>>6187536
Steal someones phone and proceed to order mucho tostadas

>>6187573
did batman fucking team up with robin hood

>>6187584
That's not Robin Hood. That's Rowdy Piper the Shekel Swiper.

>Year's ago, in a McDonald's during breakfast hours - family consisting of man woman, little boy (5) and little girl (10 or 12)-

>Man - "Put summa dat syrup on Jesmo's pancakes."

>Mom - "Zat your firs order of de day?!"

>Man - "I don need no attitude from you bitch. Give dat boy his syrup, you can see he wants it"

>little boy - (begins to cry and scream)

>little girl - "Momma can give you orders all she want, you welfare motherfucker!"

>General melee ensues, a real scream fest, and the guy is spanking the little girl too hard for anybody to handle, so the cops are summoned.

>Cops arrive, calm the family down, looks like everything is going to turn out OK even though Mom is still clearly fuming. As cops go to leave, Mom yells out, "You KNOW dis man gots warrants fo his arrest!"

>Cops grab the guy, cuff and stuff. He's screaming obscenities the whole time.

>>6178944

>Oh hey, there's coke!
>-Heya sonny, whatcha doin?

>>6174920
It is almost like these things change from place to place and person to person

>>6169948
I took a shit and it served billions.
>signed,
>Ronald McDonald

>>6176624
2manyfeels

>>6179731
I would have never thought they used actual eggs. I thought they just had that egg they poured from a carton?

>>6187604
niggers

>>6180874
Lol you work at the city HJs that's pathetic.

>>6187189

Wtf was your mother doing on your graveyard shift?

>>6187777
naw man, he didn't say "be me" so it clearly wasn't about him

>Decide to go to Wendy's for lunch
>The guy in front of me is wearing an extremely small nickleback t-shirt.
>i chuckle a little, he doesn't notice.
>When it's his turn to order he says what he wants.
>"anything else"
>He looks back at me and grabs my shoulder and says "A small baconator for my homie here"
>As cashier is getting food he keeps softly rubbing my shoulder while we both intensely stare at each other.
>Food comes and he takes it, including the one he ordered for me.
>he leaves
>I then almost run out of line and outside.
>I go to my car and in the passenger seat is a wrapped baconator, and right next to it is that guys nickleback tee shirt.
>I stand there for about 1 whole minute, only to get rid of both.
>Drive home silently and make sandwich

>>6187791
lolwut

>>6187791
o_O

How did he know it was your car and how did he get in?

>>6187802
We walked in at the same time, and my window was open

>>6184003
Tell me about it.

>Go to BK for lunch the other day
>Order a 10pc nugget meal with a vanilla shake and onion rings
>Wearing a gray dress shit and black slacks
>For whatever reason the obese manager is handing out the counter orders from the side (so its more convenient to get to the soda machine cause the place was fucking packed)
>He grabs my tray and goes to give it to me
>Slips about half way
>Falls and launches the tray at me, my shakes busts all over me
>Starts crying immediately
>Stand there in a daze, eventually ask for some towels
>The 5 people standing around the she-babbon start screaming to have some respect
>Takes about 15minutes to get a new order
>Lady still on the ground crying, no one can pick her up
>Ambulance comes and they help her up
>She walks completely fine to get her cell phone

Worst part was the BK burps

>>6187981
>Worst part was the BK burps

>>6187542

How do they scam you that way?

>>6177698

Things like this can happen, man and you gave them a nice story

>go outside to get some groceries
>after some time I think that my feet feel weird
>realise I'm not wearing shoes and am just walking on my socks

>>6180880
> I don't want to do is get all dressed up and look nice

>dressing up when all you do is go to a pizza place

Eh

>>6188524
did this once one of the first times I was high, but it was at a Baskin-Robbins

thank god I was high and dgaf, otherwise I would have ran out in shame. It was completely obvious that I was high and not to mention there was a family in there getting their kids ice cream.

Not to mention the whole socks thing

>>6169948
>decide to go to mcslaps after like 4 years of not going
>get a big mac, those were always good
>start eating
>tastes a bit sour but i thought it was just the dressing
>open sandwich and taste sour disgusting rotten patty
> sprint out in autistic rage
> havent had mcslaps since

>in college
>drink an entire handle of rum at party
>for some reason, i decide its time to go home
>get in my truck, drive across town somehow without blacking out or dying
>get home
>decide to open up /ck/
>see some thread talking about stories of pizza delivery workers
>makes me start craving pizza
>order a large pizza, 16 wings, bread sticks, and a 2l of dr pepper
>order comes 20 min later
>the delivery man is like a 60 year old crazy man, i was his last delivery
>we end up sitting on my porch eating pizza and shit, im still drunk out of my fucking mind, he is literally talking about aliens and stuff interfering with his GPS
>we finish, he leaves after like 45 minutes
>still dont tip him

thats about the only story i have

>>6188867
>still dont tip him

Well to be fair you gave him pizza and wings and head

>>6188876
um sir i believe you made a mistake when you typed your reply. in my original story i never gave the older gentleman head, so i would appreciate it if you dont try to embellish a story that doesnt belong to you by adding in fag shit

>>6169948
>in high school
>my friend and i are in his car and have everything but water for his bong
>go to wendys
>ask for water
>guys sighs and sarcastically says anything else?
>ask for ten waters
>guy says please pull forward
>guy doesn't say anything
>gives us ten water in those cardboard drink trays
>drive away

>>6188883
What are you, gay?

>>6188888
nice quints

>>6188888
again i would ask that you do not speak of sodomites in my presence

you are starting to make my blood boil

>>6188895
nice fedora

not FF but greasy spoon dive bar
>Rib night starts at five
>First order right at five
>plate it and send it out in less than five minutes (everything for it is in crock pots and ribs are pre cooked/tin foiled)
>sent back untouched
>server says "he says there's no love in these"
>whole kitchen rages "WHAT THE FUCK TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF THEN WTF WTF FUCK HIM"
>rest of night we kill it during the rush and joke "dont put love in any of the burgers!"
>barback gets in on joke and asks for a side of love
>tell am cook the next day about his review on the ribs and he says "well thats cus I seasoned them with spite!"

>>6188899
if you continue to belittle me i will demand you draw steel and face me on the plains of honor

>>6188903
>honor

>americans
>having honour

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 an 8/8

>>6188895
your aids infected blood, faggot?

Nothing particularly interesting, just some insight into how petty service people can be.
>work at independent movie theater
>no reliable method for stock checking
>discount shit for polite and friendly customers, give away one free thing a day on principle

>prices are listed on boards behind us
>whenever a customer asks how much something is without reading the board, multiply the price by 1.5x and pocket the extra
>fill rude customers' drinks with 75% ice

>occasional shithead kid will demand "gimme a drink" and specify no further
>give them a soda cup filled mostly with ice and the rest with soda water
>charge them full price
>when they complain, tell them they should have specified what they wanted and defaulted the decision to me with their vagueness
>8/10 customers like this won't challenge me on that

I got into this job intending to be friendly and polite to everyone. Once you realize how fucking subhuman the average customer is, you cease to give a shit and exercise the little power you have at every opportunity.
Customer service is where hopes and dreams go to die.

>>6188909
you sound like a little bitch but i know that feel of shitty customers.

>>6188909
How about you do your job instead.

>>6188914
he gives so little fucks he's in OFWGKTA.

>>6188914
>sell overpriced soda and reheated popcorn to any idiot stupid enough to buy it
I am doing my job. I just happen to be doing my job and no more.
You sound like someone who's never been on the other side of the cash register.

>>6188913
>give cheap stuff to cool customers
>exploit shitheads
I don't really see how that makes them a little bitch. I think most people would do the same if they could. I certainly would if I hadn't worked for corporate chains my entire life.

>>6188947
>why did that dude give you a free large coke?
>i don't know he's probably gay
>*bro five and walk into the latest hangover movie*

>>6188928
Worked the other side of a register for five years. Saw the worst the job has to offer.

...and now that I think about it, I guess I did my fair share of cunty things too, you cunt.

>>6188967
I won't deny being a cunt. I'm just a product of my environment.
Good to meet you, fellow cunt.

>>6171641
>talking about the things black people do is racist
hush hush, if we don't mention it we can act like it doesn't happen

>>6188954
ha ha, that's me

>>6187791
>he keeps softly rubbing my shoulder while we both intensely stare at each other.

Oh god wat

>>6188445
not him, but we were trained against this as well. Basically they keep shuffling the amounts or some shit, been so long I forgot so I googled it. Here's a vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=l8lsSPshxJ4&x-yt-cl=85114404

>>6169948
God Tier victory.
>be me, working the flattop grill at a sub shob
>be 9.59. close at 10
>clean kitchen, clean grill, clean dining room, walk to lock the door
>customer sticks his foot in the door at 9.59.59 just as i go to lock the door.
> YOU MUST SERVE ME I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU WERE CLOSED BLAH BLAH
>I KNOW THE OWNER YOU MUST SERVE ME ILL GET YOU FIRED BLAH BLAH
>being a general asshole. I finally cave in and ask him what he wants .. cold food only . grill is closed and it would take too long to heat up.
>YOU MUST SERVE ME WHATERVER I WANT DERP DERP
>fine.
>I'll have a meatball sub.
>i got to the fridge, take out the meatballs and the sauce.. throw then back on the perfectly clean grill and start to heat them up. Muttering about what an asshole he is, just loud enough for him to hear
>he disappears down the hall into the bathroom. comes back wiht a big smile on his face.
>i nod to other employee to go check the bathroom. he can take the back door so the customer wouldnt know he was in there
>MFW he fucking took a shit on the floor
>"oh he did, did he?"
>i go out the back, pick up the shit with a paper towel, put it in the sub roll, cover it with sauce, wrap it up with butcher paper and give it to the cusotmer with a smile
>how much?
>no charge sir.. the register is already closed.
>got fired the next day.

>>6172449
hey there's four of us now

I worked at Wendy's last year for my first job. It was pretty boring, no gross stories or anything. The only noteworthy thing I remember is the time some stupid bitch came to the drive through and thought she was at Taco Bell. After I informed her that she was at Wendy's, she autistically mumbled some shit and sped off.How do you fuck that up?

Also old people always want free shit.

>>6190646
>things that never happened