/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sometimes I would pretend to be a giant eating little people/creatures with whatever food I was eating.

I love that kids have overactive imaginations. Now I just daydream.

I used to pretend I was a t-rex whenever I had dinner when I was a kid. To do it, I made growling noises and ate without using my hands.

I would pretend I was absorbing the food's energy and it would replenish me like sensu beans in dbz

>>6136651
>ate without using my hands

That must have been really annoying to your parents. Sounds cute in theory, though.

I never did anything like any of the stuff ITT. Did I never have a childhood?

Not a kid, but definitely a manchildish thing when I was in college... I'd add the flavor packet from ramen to Easy Mac, and then save the ramen noodles for later, which I'd then mix with spaghetti sauce for a later meal.

I was poor as shit in college, and this was one of the few ways I had to change things up.

>>6136656
Nah it just means you were too grown up to enjoy it

>>6136666
I was silly with lots of other stuff, but not with food.

for some reason when anything is served with bread/rolls, I'll shovel/scoop a forkful on the bread and take the bite of it. Like mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, etc. I'll do it until the bread is all eaten and then I'll eat the food on the plate.

I have a little brother who would never eat his food. Would just sit there and play with it.

One night my mom had an idea, and asked him "how do the little piggies eat? Show mommy how the little piggies eat!" and he threw his face into the plate of meatloaf and mashed potatoes, smashing it with his face and sucking up the potatoes . They were all giggly and laughing about it. A part of me wanted him to choke.

>>6136702
>A part of me wanted him to choke.
Why? Are you some kind of a monster?

I used to use my teeth to make a puncture in the foil lids of juice cups and suck out the juice through it and pretend i was a vampire

>>6136702
Autist detected, and it's not the mother or the brother.

>>6136702
o rly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybZOiqNrdTQ

>>6136711
>>6136714
God damn it, this is what I get for avoiding this movie every time I get the chance. I am the autist.

I would take chocolate pudding and spread it on a Kraft Single like jelly on bread and then eat it

It still tastes good in fact now that I've reminded myself of it I'm gonna go do it

And then the other one I did which was also weird was I'd eat Pop Tarts and have a cup of apple juice but I'd break the Pop Tart down and stick it in the apple juice, then the Pop Tarts would absorb the juice
I would then drink the remaining juice and then eat the smooshed up delicious soft Pop Tart out of the cup

Shit was bomb diggity, I use the same concept with milk and cookies now which is 1000000x better

PRETZEL STICKS ARE LOGS

I AM WOOD PROCESSOR

>>6136736
>not a beaver

>>6136804

My dad cuts wood for sale and has since before I was born so it made more sense to be a wood processor (which ironically he never has owned).

>>6136639

That's pretty gross, but pretty cool.

As for me, I can't really remember. All the sticks out is pretending that Ribena was wine - when my parents broke out the vino I'd always insist on having Ribena in a wine glass to go along with.

To this day I can't stand the smell nor taste of wine, because I can't get over the fact that it doesn't actually taste anything like Ribena.

>putting grapes in chicken noodle soup to warm them up
>putting cherry jello next to mac n cheese for cherry flavored noodles
>dipping tequitos in peach yogurt

>Not going to mcdonalds when you were younger and putting french fries in your ice cream cone

eat jello through my teeth
Scoop up Icee with my nuggets at BK
Put maple syrup in grits

>>6136840
not dipping the french fries in coke and the second amount of french fries in an extra chocolate sundae

>>6136840
I don't think I've ever had an ice cream cone from mcdonalds, but I would always take a sip of my milkshake after cramming a bunch of fries in my mouth.

I picked the skin from oranges/mandarines/grapefruits-pieces, then separating the little sacks filled with the juice. I loved that. Oh my... I had a theory about them. That there is a tiny world inside of citrustrees. There are tiny fields inside where the fruits grow. They actually grow under the ground, like roots. Tiny people harvest them with tiny donkeys. They save the juice and pack it in tiny sacks. Then they carefully arrange them into wedges and pack them with fruitskin-foil. After one season they had enough wedges to arrange them into a bug fruit. They polstered it with that white stuff and finally sealed it with the peel. At night they hung it outside on the tree. It was the work of one year and the whole tiny population in one fruit.

I always carved mabdalalike ornaments when eating firm joghurt. I had to eat abolutely symetrical.

I made "king-bites". I preserved the most perfect pieces of every food in my plate to combine them into the last, glorious, perfect bite.

I tried to balnce out the amounts of food first so i could eat it mathematical. (3 peas with one carrot and one piece of meat, you know).
Lots of other stuff too

>>6136966
>eat jello through my teeth
You my nigga.

>breakfast was rice and hot milk with a tablespoon of coconut cream and nuts
We had some guy do a presentation at our school when I was young about the foods in some southern asian countries. There was a similiar dish there and this was the easiest way to simulate.

When I eat something in a meal i don't like (mushrooms). I always eat them first. I comb through the plate imagining myself as the gestapo hunting for jews.

>>6137002
>I made "king-bites". I preserved the most perfect pieces of every food in my plate to combine them into the last, glorious, perfect bite.
I never called them king bites, but I have always done this and will continue to do this until I die.

>>6137005
My sister and i found out that we do the same so we gave it a name. It was glorious.

>>6137004
I do that too. Minus the gestapo.

Two things...

1. Pic related for lunch sometimes, La Choy mini egg rolls, they'd come out of the oven super hot so I'd bit off a little bit of each of two opposing corners and blow through the egg roll to cool it down. Steam would come out and I'd pretend that I was Godzilla blowing that killer breath.

2. I don't know how weird this is because most kids probably did this, but I always used to make dams and passages of mashed potatoes and the pool of butter that would form in the middle. Sometimes I'd stick a fork into the pool from the side at an angle and it would look like a dam emergency release going off.

>>6137004
While it's normal to save the best for last, pretending you're hunting and eating little jews is pretty ummm... unique.

I've always used either half, or more of an entire pack of crackers when i'm eating soup.
I like crushing it up and smooshing it around until it turns into this cracker-soup paste before eating it.

Also when eating cookies and milk, I hold the cookie in my mouth and take a little sip of milk, then pressing my tongue against the cookie and feeling it dissolving against my tongue. I love that soft cookie texture

>>6137014
>Also when eating cookies and milk, I hold the cookie in my mouth and take a little sip of milk, then pressing my tongue against the cookie and feeling it dissolving against my tongue. I love that soft cookie texture

yes, I try to make my mouth into a vacuum so the cookie is fully permeated with milk

>>6137015
I've never felt so close to anyone as I do right now

When I was in elementary I started scraping the top of pizza and eat the saucy bread first and save the toppings for the last bite of delicious cheesy goodness. I still do this and get the weirdest fucking looks lol When I got older I realized it fills me up a lot faster even though its the same amount of food

dipping everything in bbq sauce.

I would dip eggs,toast,bacon,chinese food,pizza,burritos, almost anything I could into bbq sauce..

Don't know when it stopped probably around age 13 or 14, but even today at almost 22 years old I get the hankering to dip an egg into some bbq

>>6137024
I never eat the cheese/toppings alone, but I do kinda the same thing.

I'll eat a couple slices of just sauce-bread so that I can put the cheese/toppings of a few slices on top of the last slice I eat.

Cocopops cereal

>The milk is ocean
>The coco pops are living small people, sort of millions of them all together idk
>build them up to one side of the bowl
>brush a few in and pretend then are drowning
>save the ones in the water by lifting them out and putting them back on the pile or into the safety craft (my mouth)
>the ones living on top that are dry are literally standing on the dead bloated bodies of the others

Damn i was weird as fuck as a kid.

>>6136658
>Poor
>Ramen and Easy Mac
When you say poor, do you mean lazy and ignorant?

swefags unite
>taking off the top part with the soft chocolate stuck to it
>eat the chocolate part
>poke the soft chocolate out of the top part and eat it
>put top part in mouth and stick my tongue out of it

I didnt start eating the cheese on pizza till I was about 17
>tfw everytime I ate pizza it was simply extra saucy bread