/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6125837
Move out

You're 26 years old, living at home and your mother is still feeding your ungrateful ass?


Set the plates out on the table you damn leech.

Haappens when we have a family get together at my grandmas house.

Grandma always makes nice big breakfasts.
I like to sleep.
They wake me up and tell me its time for breakfast.
i get up and an hour later, its time to eat.

Could have slept some more.

though thats pretty much the only time i have a proper breakfast.

>Only visit parents twice a year
>Mom cooks big meal
>See from spices and fridge stuff that she only really bothers to cook anything when I'm home
Dunno why but I feel real bad.

>>6125856
>>6125857
Fuck off.
Neither of you know shit about me.
You don't know shit about my life or my mom.
My life's fucking hard enough as it is.

>>6125857
>Set the plates out on the table you damn leech

>but don't actually work for a living, here's an EBT card, go wild!!!

>>6125872
If your life is so hard that you can't put some plates and cutlery on a table, perhaps you should consider ending the pain.

>>6125880
Seconded

>>6125872
>My life's fucking hard enough as it is.

boo-effing-hoo.
You got a roof over your head, food to eat, and a computer with internet.
You're living better than 75% of the people on this planet.

I'm a heating contractor. I've spent the last 4 days in bumfuckville, in sub-zero unheated buildings trying to install boiler pex lines and radiators and having the fun experience of seeing my piss freeze mid-air... all so I could have enough money to come home, see my wife and have some homemade pie.

Go cry your river elsewhere.

>>6125880
>>6125889
Honestly, fuck you.
Just fuck you.
You sound like you're macho assholes like my Dad.
He rides my ass every day, telling me a piece of shit I am.
I need to go to school or get a job so I can be a fucking piece of shit asshole like him.
That's the last thing I need.
By the time we go to dinner, I'm too mentally exhausted to set the table after 4 hours of psychological torture every waking second.
I'm an adult, I shouldn't have to do chores like I'm a fucking child.
Especially for two old fucks who don't respect me.

Hoe is this not bait

>>6125837
>I shouldn't have to deal with her bullshit.

So get a job and move out.

>>6125880
And for the record, I've come close to killing myself three times, you piece of shit.
They almost called the police last time.

get baited more idiots

>>6125837
>get home from work at Gamestop
>mom asks me to make her dinner

why can't that fucking lazy bitch just do it herself?

80 isn't that old, Dumbledore was 80 and he was a badass

to make it worse, her fucking parkinsons acts up and she spills shit all over the floor

i just made some pizza rolls for her, selfish whore

>>6125904
>to do chores
>don't respect me

respect is earned, do the chores, help around the house your parents are still letting you live in, and they might show you respect.

>>6125915
Implying we don't know it's bait

>>6125837
>>6125872

step up senpai

>>6125915
People like this really do exist though.

>>6125904
>working makes you an asshole
>demanding respect but not doing anything to earn it
>being this useless
You're probably trolling, but I know for a fact people like you exist, so if you're really this much of a cancerous leech. Go fuck yourself.
Literally no one cares. Kill your parents and keep the inheritance and then die alone and whimpering in the dark.

>>6125921
Fuck you.
This isn't the 1950s anymore.
If people don't respect me, I won't respect them.
I don't need to fucking earn anything.

>>6125896
You sound just like my fucking Dad.

>>6125938
Maybe I'll just kill myself if I'm such a worthless piece of shit.

>>6125934
This. How do people not see how obvious this bait is?

>>6125952
How do you not see that people like this are real? Have you never gone outside?
At least half of your "bait" claims are actually real things.

>>6125952
Yeah, just ignore me and my problems.
It's not like I've been either ignored or treated like shit my entire life or anything.
I have pills and razor blades in my bathroom, just FYI.

>>6125952
I dunno man, it could be a crossboarder from /r9k/.

>>6125957
Nevermind, its bait.

>>6125960
Yeah, it's just "bait".
Nobody takes me seriously, until it's too late.....
I'll get the last laugh.

>>6125904
>telling me a piece of shit I am.

Well he's right. You can't even lay a God damn table.

>I've come close to killing myself three times

See, there he goes again. You can't even get that right.

>>6125962
Don't worry anon, Hatred will be out on steam soon

Fine.
Just fucking ignore me.
See what happens.

>>6125957
sage hide and report everybody.

>not making your hard working mother dinner
>not setting the table for your hard working mother
>2015

>>6125964
>>6125967
>>6125985
>>6125988

Here's too all of the macho ASSHOLES who think fucking with a seriously depressed suicidal person is LOL SO FUNNEH XD

This is my actual wrist.
You can't see it very well because of the flash, but it says "Fuck you" and it's scratched to SHIT and bleeding.

I did this with a paperclip.
Now imagine what I'll do with a fucking razor blade.

My parents didn't believe I'd do it either last time.
They had to deal with the police an hour later.

>>6125997

Post it with a time stamp if this your pic

>>6125896
>homemade pie

Did she bake you a pie too? :-)

>>6125905
Just go with it, brah.

>>6126004
Also that looks like pen ink

>>6126004
>>6126008
>>6126007
>>6126005
My writing is sloppy because I'm getting light headed from the blood loss.
Still think this is just bait?
Fuck you.

>>6125997
nice black blood you got there

>>6125837
You are just making this story up right?

>>6125997
Fucking kill yourself.

I will buy you a $150 Hi-Point pistol and personally mail you 10 rounds of .45 ACP.

LEAVE.

>>6126021
>light headed from blood loss
show us the pool of blood then

Nice marker.

get this stupid shit out of my /ck/ you braindead kids

>>6126025
What's he gonna do with the other 9?

>>6126025
I'm not nearly insecure enough that I'd ever need to use a gun for anything.
Maybe you should go on a hunting trip with my Dad and talk about what great macho men you are because you drink and shoot guns and disrespect women.
Then talk about what a worthless, disappointing piece of shit "faggot" I am.
I'm so fucking used to it by now.

>>6126031
He's fucked up killing himself before so maybe they're in case he misses

>>6126021
Dude that's obviously a marker, but I admire your dedication to the whole thing

>>6126038
>>6126044
FUCK YOU
Maybe the razor isn't such a bad idea.

>>6125916
Dumbledore was actually over 100, so your mom has zero excuse.

>>6126031
He might fuck up, since apparently he's tried it before.

Might as well send him a full magazine. Shit, $3 worth of .45 ACP seems quite charitable.

>>6126034
Okay, don't use the most egalitarian invention to have ever graced man-kind since fire itself.

Does your father have land? I'll make a road-trip out of it. I'll screen-cap this thread, drive up with my guns, shoot some durrr, throw some venison in with my pinto beans and tell stories about the good ol' days over a few glasses of whiskey.

>>6126051
Yeah, go murder some animals with my father.
Show what a real man you are because you shoot guns and kill things.
You both can celebrate my suicide.
One less burden in his life.
Don't be surprised if I just stop responding at some point.
You asked for it.

>>6126057
I mean, are you going to post contact info?

How am I going to go hunting with your father if I don't even have his email address?

>>6126057
No one's gonna care if you stop responding.

Stream your an hero btw

>>6126064
>Stream your an hero btw
Ooooh, yes.

We couldn't make .webms of it back in the day.

Let it be your one contribution to society, anon.

>>6126062
I'm not giving you anything.
I'm so pissed off right now.
If I saw you in person, I'd probably do something I'll regret.
You too, if you're even able to regret afterwards.

>>6126064
I know nobody cares.
That's the whole point.

>>6126072
>If I saw you in person, I'd probably do something I'll regret.
You too, if you're even able to regret afterwards.
If I saw you in person, i'd probably shove my erection up your ass and give your anus some sweet tender love.
You too, if you're even able to not be a faggot afterwards.

>>6126078
FINE.
Just because you had to make one more OH SO HILARIOUS EPIC homophobic comment.
I'm going to fucking do it.
You all literally pushed severely depressed person to suicide.
Fuck you all.
Fuck my "family".

>>6125864
know this feel, feels bad and dont know why. i probably should talk/visit more often. bad son feels

>>6126087
I'll never understand why 'suicidal' people go to 4chan looking for respite.

At least leave funny note.

So I went and did it.
This is the end.
Slit both wrists, so they can't even save me if you called 911.
Don't even bother calling 911 though, I just want the pain to end.
Nobody loved me.
Nobody wanted me.
Nobody respected me.
Now it's time for me to get the last laugh.
Fuck you, world.
My parents are trying to kick down the bathroom door.
It's getting cold...
Finally.
Peace.

>>6126087
>IT'S YOUR FAULT I KILL MYSELF I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT IT'S YOU YOU YOU
No one waw making you stay here and read all the hateful things.
You're weak, naturally select yourself and remove your genes from this earth.
But take comfort in knowing that there will be a little you shaped hole in the world afterwards that no one will ever fill.
Safe travels to the other side.
Go away now.

>>6126096
Holy shit.
Somebody call 911.
You assholes really made him do it!
Fuck you all!

>>6126087
>>6126096
Please don't kill yourself!
You have so much to live for!
Somebody call 911!

OP NOOOO

>>6126098
>>6126102
hahahaha

>all these people taking the VERY obvious bait

Guys stop pls

>>6126097
Shut the fuck up!
Can't you see he's got serious problems!
You made him fucking kill himself.
You should be in fucking prison!

>>6126096
is that ketchup?

>>6126096
Rip in ketchup

>>6126096
Did you just lance a boil?

>>6126110
>>6126111
>>6126112
That's fucking blood you macho assholes!
Why didn't you try to help this guy?
He clearly had a fucked up life!

>>6126109
Go away OP, you type the same

>>6126114
his blood looks like ketchup and there's not very much of it.

>>6126098
>blood.png

he managed to take a photo, upload and post. so even if he did cut him self it wasnt deep enough to cut the tendons, so she'll prolly be right

>>6126116
Hurr durr there's only one person who types this way.
Fuck you.

>>6126114
>>6126109
>>6126102
>>6126098
And thus OP starts samefagging, poorly at that.

6/10 for content, the photos made it enjoyable.

0/10 for the finale - absolutely awful closing

>>6126118
You don't fucking know that!
Fuck all of you assholes who would make a seriously depressed person with a fucked up life kill themselves.
Fuck you!!!

>>6126125
You chose to do it, shitlord. Undertake some responsibility for once in your shitty existence.

>>6126125
where do you think you are?
welcome to the internet
welcome to 4chan
enjoy your stay

>>6126123
This

>>6125997
>Be me
>seriously depressed and suicidal
>have no real friends
>told my only friend to go fuck herself
>have Straight A's in school
>Moved out, have a job
>parents are proud
>all of my profs. think I am the smartest kid in class
Being depressed is no excuse for being a lazy shit

Is this thread me?

...are we ready to grow up yet lads

fuck's sake pull yer fingers out

>>6126130
>where do you think you are
This meme needs to die

>>6126136
Good on you, cancerous namefag. Keep up the good work and allow the faggotous OP to see what one can accomplish if you overcome adversity instead of wallowing in self-pity.

>>6126048
It's not, cut deep you fucking faggot

>>6126057
Ayyy lmao

>>6126145
You need to stop being anti meme and stop rejecting your 4chan heritage, you wannabe redditor

>>6125997
>Be me
>seriously depressed and suicidal
>have no real friends
>told my only friend to go fuck herself
>have Straight A's in school
>Moved out, have a job
>parents are proud
>all of my profs. think I am the smartest kid in class
Being depressed is no excuse for being a lazy shit
>>6126148
sorry forgot to un-name from another thread

May I ask how suicide and "Food and Cooking" are related?

>>6126188
It's cool, was just giving you shit.

Nothing ruins threads more than anons bitching about trip/namefags.

>>6126114
Hey OP.

>this thread

>>6125962
I'm pretty sure that everyone wants you to kill yourself... have all the laughs that you want.

>>6126034
I'm reading everything that you are saying in the goth kid's voice from South Park, you conformist.

>>6125837
Your mom is a fool for catering to an entitled, spoiled asshole.

I have 3 sons, my oldest who is 5 and he sets our dinner table, among other chores. I will bet your sluggish ass doesn't have a job too.

You are what is wrong with the world. You sound like a whiney bitch, for real.

>>6125997
wut where's the thumb? Did you fail at slicing wrist and cut off thumb instead?

>>6125837
>26 years old
>living with mother

>>6125837

You should have someone who cooks for you, or you should be cooking for yourself. Complaining that you're too old to deal with your mother cooking for you is a step in the right direction, I think, but...the way you put it makes it really pathetic.

>>6125960
>>6125960
Even /r9k/ isn't serious with these types of stories, lol. /ck/ truly is the most normalfag board of all time, it's adorable.

>>6126360
>You are what is wrong with the world.
Can a child slaver really talk about that?

>>6125916

>>6126360
Are you from the American Midwest or some shit? Have you ever met a psychopath or a sociopath? What's wrong with the world is murderers and greedy ignorant fucks and the fact that nobody trusts each other.
I'm not trying to say it's okay to be a neet,but people live with their parents past 20 all the time in other countries. 26 is kind of pushing it though.

I think the OP was just sprucing your goose guys. You people fall into trickery threads way too easy.