/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>mexican food

>>6107655
That poor guy that had to tattoo that beast

>>6107655
Contain your fedoras, I have more pics kiddo.

This is my american twist on the old toast sandwich, that is to hashbrown patties sandwiching some crinkle cut fries, doused in meme sauce with a sprinkling of meme onions. wala

money shot of a bahn mi on my lunch break

pls post OC Ill post more later

>>6107672
>bahn mi
you're such a tryhard

Brown rice topped with chicken katsu and katsu sauce

>>6107672
>hey guys I want you to feel what I felt when I was halfway into a sandwich so I'm gonna show the gnarly mess

Eating doesn't work that way. It's like if you posted your wife's torn up asshole with cum oozing out of it. No. Please no.

>>6107673

Flyover land much?

>>6107673
>Tasty, cheap sandwiches are tryhard because we don't have them here in michiowadianasotasconsinois!

>>6107880
You left out the Dakotas

>>6107887

Do people even live there though? I mean other than in the borderland shantytowns clinging to the western edge of minnesota?

I drove across them once and all I saw was wall drug.

>>6107889
You have like 10 billionaire farmers/ranchers and the people that work for them, but mostly no.

>>6107887
No I didn't. That's nothing but wasteland and fracking boom towns.

>>6107866

ngghhh i could eat indian food every single day

>>6107666
That's more of a twist on a chip butty. It does look tasty.

>>6107661
Still better off than the guy who had to pierce Chris-chans taint.

>>6107673
i actually don't have to try hard at all, viet places are everywhere here, they're cheap tasty and convenient.

>>6107872
here

polish dog with onion and mustard from around the corner at 3am

>>6107652
Love me some pastor tacos they're so good.

from the same place sandwich with 2 grilled porkchops onions and mustard, with fries for $5, good late night drunkard food

>>6107661
Poor her for having such shitty-looking tattoos

>>6110367
me too, found a new place that does them really good yesterday

>>6110387

>>6107872
>Using the f word
Someone is looking for trouble. The mob and janitors started banning for using that word. FYI

>>6107652
Lunch. Not pictured is the raspberry preserves I put on my toast.

>>6110370
All Tattoos are shitty

glorious whataburger and taquito

>>6107652
Posted earlier but here it is again.

>>6110416
What are the red things I see?

>>6107652
I made some skirt steak tacos too...

>>6110432
that's a burrito

>>6110432
God Damn do I miss me some Water Burger. Ate a ton of it when I was stationed in Tejas.

>>6107866
Look at that tomato...

Saturday, comfy salmon day

>>6110359
I'm fantasizing about staying up all night and going out just to get one of these now.

>>6110464
That looks so sad...

>>6107906
I grew up in the U.S. with parents who immigrated from India and let me just say that having Indian every day is not as fun as it sounds.

>>6107652
so..... cringe thread?

this looks like slop but it's a pile of chorizo and eggs with a little cheese, and i make tacos with it, easy as fuck and delicious

>>6110673
My negro...

>>6110691
Ground turkey tacos with a romain shell

>>6110432
Mah whatanigga.
I fucking miss Texas

>>6110698
/fit/ please go

>>6110698
Don't ground turkey tacos generally have ground turkey in them?

>>6110691
>>6110698
I'd fucks with it.

home made pig in blanket things with glorious whataburger mustard

>all this mexican food

i knew the us was going to become mexico one day but i didn't know it would be this soon.

>>6110487
I'm guessing cherry tomatoes?

>>6110728
Im OP and I post the majority of the mex food, I live in TX and if you don't at least try to take advantage of the positive parts of drowning in mexicans then youre doing it wrong.

>>6110743
fug

>>6110723
There's ground turkey under the pseudo-pico

vegan sushi from whole foods

>>6110772
>vegan sushi
I know sushi just means vinegared rice, but seriously fuck that.

>>6110743
>if you don't at least try to take advantage of the positive parts of drowning in mexicans then youre doing it wrong.
Denver here

Today's lunch

>>6110487
Tomatoes

>>6110673
Sounds good. Also, I'd recommend using pulled pork & bbq sauce when making tacos.

Went to a place called chachos before work, had no idea the portions were so big, threw like half of it away. Live and learn.

>>6110850
gross

>>6112393
Why didn't you take the rest to go? That sucks, though, I always worry about portions in a place I've never been to before.

Potato and chickpea "mash", with brussel sprouts and mushrooms.
Kinda good, but really cheap.

>>6112393
i try to find out if the waiter is a cat or dog person
then tell him to wrap the leftovers up for my pet

>>6112393
Damn, that looks amazing.

basic pasta with shramps and butter

>>6113105
recipe plz

>>6107652
Sorry to tell you, but real TACOS are with CORN TORTILLA. NOT WITH SHITTY AN UNMEXICAN FLOUR

>>6110432
Learn that REAL TACOS are with corn tortilla (simply tortilla)

>>6110488
Did you also search on /k/? From which war are yoy a veteran?

>>6110673
TACOS ARE MADE WITH REAL CORN TORTILLAS

>>6113884
That's from a truck, I do agree corn is more authentic but you'll find at trucks that some of them will make handmade flour tortillas from scratch but all trucks will use the premade corn tortillas. This truck makes retarded good flour tortillas so I always get them at this location.

>>6113889
Whataburger never claimed to give a shit bout muh authenticity.

>>6113905
Those are some neat flour tortillas that come uncooked, so you pop em in a pan for a minute and they taste freshly made.

>>6113940
You're replying to a troll, faggot. Lurk moar.

What's the puree in the Styrofoam cup? What kind of beer are you drinking? Looks like a Budweiser (not hating).

This meals looks like the one I can get at my local taqueria except those corn tortillas look a little dry and the cilantro is not as fresh as I would like it to be.

9/10 would eat

Fried fish tacos on corn tortillas with homemade coleslaw and drizzled with golf sauce

>>6113956
>golf sauce
What a stupid name...

>>6113956
Even if those are corn tortillas looks so different from our tortillas. I mean, the so colorish yellow is unnatural.

>>6113972
i didn't come up for the name for it...

>>6113949
Those look like the extra thick tortillas that some food trucks have. They have a great mouth feel to them.

>>6113949
They arent dry really, they toss them on the grill for a minute. In the cup is some salsa verde, they all the squirt bottles were being used atm so she gave me a cup of it cuz I'm their favorite gringo. Also I have no problem replying to a troll this aint my first rodeo, thx tho lol. Was budwieser, not tasty but cheap and convenient.

>>6112393
I've been to a chacho's in Houston, TX. Great tex mex and tons of sluts drinking margaritas

>>6114088
lol that's where I live, they might not be anywhere but houston

popeyes spicy strips red beans and rice and taters and glorious buttered biscuit, with cracked pepper ranch and maedi gras mustard

>>6110359
>>6110369
Where do you go? Doesn't look like Jim's.

I made chicken tikka masala and served it on a bed of rice and garnished with mint leaves

drunk and making some bastard meal of green beans, bacon, chicken and rice

>>6114643
post pic pls

>>6114088
holy fuck chachos is so fucking good
the inside can be messy, but the food they make is so worth it. great for sharing. Ruchi's which is close down the street is fucking garbage though

>>6114661
1
some fresh ass fuck green beans, snapped those hoes
bacon was fatty as fuck so I decided to cook it with green beans
i don't know why i chopped the chicken

>>6114661
2

rice cooker is ghetto as shit. will run on the hot cycle forever unless you stop it
wanted more green beans

overall 6/10

Elk with a blackberry port reduction.

>>6110432
enjoy your transfats

>>6114742
>those fucking metal ramekins
Not going to criticize the meal being too spread out or the sauces being in little tins, but I have those damned things and I hate them.

>>6110850
real talk man, I love ceasers but holy shit that looks nasty.

Shitty glass, smallest amount of rim possible, gross looking olives AND cheese, soft looking pickles, stale ass something sandwich, weird looking celery and a deep-fried whatever-the-fuck thrown in as well.

Dee-fucking-sgusting man

>>6114748

There's one more because I asked them to put the reduction on the side because I was scared it was going to be sweet (it was ok in moderation). The stuff in the other one was pointless I've already forgotten what it was and it was just last night. The elk was delicious though but what was funny was that they gave me a massive serrated steak knife and took away my regular one and it butchered it. It's a shame nothing on the plate lived up to or paired particularly well with the meat.

hungover and about to make sandwiches

>tfw havent eaten in 2 days

>>6115935
iktf bro
end and start of the month sucks

mom just made chili

>>6116038
don't look like chili to me m8

>>6116038
>mom just made beef stew with beans, onions, and tomatoes
FTFY

>>6116038

can you please put some on a spoon so we can see the beans?

>>6116075
>cant see the beans

>>6116038
You spelled "Sloppy Joe's" wrong.

>>6116650
>sloppy joe
>that wet

>>6110724
Ha. I had those same shit plates ages ago. Citrus Grove. Bought them at Publix.

>>6116661
Just like ur mum.

Some vegan holiday food I made for dinner. Pastries are filled with bourbon glazed carrots and leeks. Other stuff is homemade macadamia nut spread, cranberry sauce and gravy. Also sauerkraut with green apples.

>>6116682
That looks delicious. That macademia spread looks smooth as fuck, well done.

>>6116704

Thanks dude! It was super easy to make, I'm trying it with cashews next.

Made this donburi for dinner, crispy bacon, mushrooms, two onsen tomago.

>>6116777
cali plz go

looks pretty good

>>6116777
Apparently avocado is a buzzword of sorts on this board, but it's a genius food. I could eat pure avocado with lime juice all day.

>>6116801
I'm actually from Bongland, but thanks.

loaded potato soup
i-i made it myself

>>6116814
I know, its great. Its weird too because avocado isnt new at all but everyone around here acts like its some fad

>>6116820
Tip: scale down your images anon. All zoomed in like that it looks like shit. And I know it tastes fucking amazing, if that is in fact bacon, and if you made it well. Did you use sweet potatoes too?

>>6116820

loaded with shit

looks horrible 1/10

>>6116826
>avocado isnt new at all but everyone around here acts like its some fad

to be fair, it's not like it's "new" since it's a vegetable that's been around forever, but it is "new" in the sense that people put it on/in everything now. It gained a *lot* of popularity in the last few years thanks to the healthfood craze.

Not necessarily a bad thing though, I love my avocado as well.

>>6116965
>WREKT

But you know it's probably delicious.

Just took a quick pic, since I knew this thread was here. Anyway,
Eggplant Ravioli with an Anchovy and Garlic based tomato sauce and parmesan (can't see the ravioli though, since they are underneath the sauce.)
Green Salad with vinaigrette.
Bread Sticks

Nothing super fancy, but it was all made from scratch.

>>6117533
Avocado is a fruit. Not a vegetable. That said, growing up in California, we had trees in the backyard, and it you drive down I-15 to San Diego, you'll see why it's called the Avocado Hwy.

>>6117562
>Avocado is a fruit. Not a vegetable.
My bad. Point still stands though.

Tilapia, buttered peas, red pepper, and gogonzola cheese.

Basically random shit in my fridge that I thought would be good together.

Which it was.

>>6107652
>lunch

3 oz. of tuna

>>6117556
>>6117583
Looks good

Gyro plate with naan

Daily bahn mi, broke the lens on my camera phone so sorry for the potato focus

>>6117610
>tuna from the can
Nice
>in olive oil
Blew it

>>6118535
tuna from the can you say?
first attempt at egg fried rice and canned tuna.
not bad i must say, but im a pleb with no taste

>>6118672
I've actually never eaten fried rice with canned tuna, but it seems like optimal cheap-man's food. Might do that tonight.

>>6114422
well done

I'm making beef right now, will show pictures when done

Sorry for the shitty camera I'm on mobile

>>6117556
Me again.
Tonight I had my ambiguous "asian" salad. It has:
>cabbage (red and green)
>carrots (tonight I used orange and purple carrots)
>radish (tonight I used 2 red globe daikons)
>scallions
>red peppers
>red onion
>serrano peppers (or whatever hot green chile you have)
>garlic
>cilantro
>mint
>lime (tonight I used calamansi, though)
>vinegar (I use spicy coconut vinegar)
>a little oil (I use a combination of sesame oil and avocado oil)
>a little chili-garlic paste
>pumpkin seeds
>sunflower seeds
>sesame seeds
>chopped peanuts
Shred the cabbage, carrots, and radish, then thinly slice the peppers, onion and scallions. Mince the herbs and garlic, and mix all together well, then mix the wet ingredients and pour over and mix well again. Then add your seeds and nuts.

It's good stuff. Very colorful and filling and full of flavor. I wanted something light for dinner because I had pasta for lunch (cacio de pepe).

>>6107655
Calm down you fucking pathetic try hard neo-4channer

steak gorgonzola alfredo with spinach and mushrooms

>>6120521
I read radishes as radscorpion. Has a bit of a numbing quality to it, but its perfectly safe.

>>6120659
Bad pic, but delicious sounding, would eat.
>>6120521
Sounds awesome, think I'll try it sometime
>>6118672
Eh.....for a first attempt I guess you did good. Looks pretty awful, though. But fried rice is a simple, tasty dish, so good job.
>>6118526
Fuck you for making me crave bahn mi this late at night. ;)
>>6118521
I love me some gyro.

r8 m8s

>>6121047
no potatos & red pepper mate?

>>6120659
Looks delicious

>>6121047
Dude, come on. That looks like you crapped in a bowl. We can't even tell what it is, much less rate it. You have some explaining to do.

>>6121060
That takes a lot extra work

I try to do bare minimum work required

>>6113847
shrimp looks perfect but way too much butter imo.

>>6116503
0/10 i threw up

freddies custard and steakburgers

>>6122500
the custard

>>6122500

Are both of those for one person?

>>6122503
I only eat one meal some days and I like to make it count, also I cycle and have a labor intensive job so I do what I want, so yes.

egg and toast

Quesadilla made with left over honey baked ham

>>6122519

>>6122511
>>6122502
>>6122500

Whoa, all of that is at least 3500 calories. I'm impressed.

>>6122526
the egg was a separate meal

burrito al pastor and small quessadilla de pollo, extra grease pls

>>6122578

There's no way you're not fat. I refuse to believe!

>>6122522
Quesadillas are the best breakfast or quick snack. I usually don't add meat cause I hardly ever have any meat leftovers anyway. Hot tomato salsa + cheese + avocado + potato is amazing though.

>>6110400
I don't get this, since autism is fine despite being just as stupid and ill fitting an insult in most cases.

>eating tacos de cabeza with avocado

I made my first oven brisket.

I think it came out great, it was moist and I finally know what people mean by "melt in your mouth"

Eggplant with provolone cheese and sketti squash. Tastes so fucking good and its all vegetable except the breading and cheese

>>6120659
Needs mo cheese

wat

>>6123074
It had quite a bit in the sauce

>>6121062
Thank you!

>>6107652
but do you tip? more importantly do you tip with the /ck/ dollar?

My first attempt at pretzel pizza. was tasty.

>>6123285
side view

>>6123285
I also baked a pizza for dinner tonight. Gimme a sec and I'll post a picture. Semi margherita-style (smoked scamorza instead of mozz, but otherwise typical).

>>6123300
Taken a minute after putting it into the oven. I'm surprised the picture's not all shaky. Apologies for that bit of parchment at the front that curled up. Damned parchment curling up.

I made simple udon with a piece of oden and scallion.

>>6123313
looks pretty damn tasty

Just had an amazing chiken-blt sub... All the ingredients are here except for the awesome curry-garlic-soy sauce mayo

>>6123677
>raw bacon on cutting board with cooked chicken and fresh veggies

>>6123692
Meat is cured you mongoloid.

>>6123692
>raw bacon
>raw....

It's lunch here soon and I'm thinking of making the first sandwich of my life. What do I do?! I want something simple, all the recipes contand ingredients I've never even heard of like mustard and stuff!

>>6123013
All of those things are fruit though.

>>6123901
Get two pieces of bread and use them to surround a couple slices of cheese and grill it in your microwave.

>>6123959
>Microwave
>Bread

WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH ?

>>6122594
Well I'm not skinny that's for sure, I stay pretty active so I kind of permabulk. I'm muscular with a little extra but I'm okay with this.
7/10 for getting me to consider posting a selfie

ny strip and tater with a bowl of meme and a meme to wash it down with

>>6124357
What's the point of drinking a beer eith that heavy meal? Not like you'll catch a buzz

>>6124388
I drink water or beer and I'm not drinking water with a steak dinner.


my first poutine on a brewery tour, to my knowledge it's the only place in houston to get the real thing

>>6110772
Holy shit you're a faggot

Chicken stew I guess you'd call it.

Defrosted what I thought was a chicken breast that I was gonna make schnitzels out of but they turned out to be thighs so I just invented some stew type thing for the slow cooker.

>>6124520
next time try a thai curry with plenty of good coconut
or maybe brine in soy sauce, shallots, ginger etc and serve over noodles/rice/ramen?

>>6124557
Thai curry is what I'd normally with chicken thighs but I thought they were breasts so I was planning to crumb them so they'd be ready to pan fry when I got home from work. Just wanted something easy because I'm so busy at the moment, its 11pm here and I only just got to sit down for dinner. Stew tasted good though.

>>6124357
>I'm muscular with a little extra

That's actually pretty sexy. No homo.

>>6110772

Would devour happily.